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My dad had a machete that he picked up in Papua New Guinea. He hung it in the shed and I used to climb up on his workbench and get it down to gaze at it. He used it mainly for clearing weeds, I think.

Once when there was a riot and a gang of people with axes and bows and arrows game to burn our house down, he sat behind the front door with the machete and he told me that was the closest he ever came to being ok with having to kill someone. But I was too young to remember and I don't believe him.

So, icy, what have you used your machete for?

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I recently watched Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. He accidentally cut his brother and father in half with a machete so be very careful.

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i <3 these men

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Holy Boobs! pauli! :eek:(y)

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...what're you guys doing with my underwear!?

breasticles! looking gorgeous, pauli! you are a very beautiful specimen of lady.

mmm.. i want some cava/champagne/general fizz, airesse.

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i only got it yesterday, havent had the chance to chase any scientologists yet

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Nice boobs!!!! awwwwwww yeeeaahhhh.

I shot a music video last night and at the party there it was full of drunk sluts.

I was walking down the hallway of the house we were shooting in and one girl came up and yelled 'I want my tits on the video!!! wanna see??? and just ripped them out and literally pushed them into my face. Caught me a bit by surprise. I didn't really know what to say.

Then there was another girl who put on a police costume shirt with no pants on underneath, and I'm not 100% sure but i don't think she was wearing any underwear. I THINK I saw vagina. It was a bit hard to concentrate.

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thanks guys! ive been trying to grow some balls and just show the girls like that. it aint easy, but i figure i got a few good years left in that cleavage, i better use it. :cool:

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Heh, the girls. Nice picture, Pauli.

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Why yesh, that blouse is very exquisit. Or how to mispell it.

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knockers!(y)

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look who I met! I had ones where we were actually posing for the camera, and my stupid memory card corrupted the files :(

this one is off a friends camera

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Yay-Area in da house!



Never fear, I got the money shot.

that was super fun!!!!(y)
....And my first time meeting a board member.

we danced better than the go-go dancers. ya. definitely.

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there's video of me dancing on a table and in front of a projector screen after you left! hahaha. That's a cool shot of to go-go dancer regardless.

I'm definitely drunk in that photo. Good times though. :D

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(y):D

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Very 'Flintstones' (y)

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Not that I don't like you, because I do, but you're pretty much describing why the whole Australian "hip-hop" scene is a farce to me. I really hope it wasn't for a rap video.

Oh and yay, fully clothed breasts. My wealth of experience with women means I'm making a composite right this second of what they look like naked.(y) Is that how we're doing this?

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Congrats on the 25,000th reply to this thread KidP.

And yes, it was for an aussie hip hop vid. Don't think those chicks will make the final cut though.

I'll post a link to the finished product later on in the week, although it will suck. I already hate this music vid.

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Not trying to attack you, or your work. I dig what you're doing man, it's just a sad fucking state of affairs sometimes.

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No believe me that shoot was terrible. For many reasons I will not go into here.

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all hip hop music video shoots are the same. those chicks are sad sad losers. working on hip hop videos is NOT cool. they mostly work for free with the hopes of being impregnated by a rapper, they're called 'starfuckers'.

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At a recent VeggieFest:


Ana and I coming back from the park:


Ana chilling:

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Apparently Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles makes me bashful



I fucking fell at the Getty Center and hurt my knee and like a billion security guards showed up.



The Room 5th Anniversary Screening - first in line. Holy shit. Best shit ever.

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I love this photo of you! And I love your hair like that.

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^true, it's gonna hurt echewta's feelings though

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Yeah that's what it was but it was still ridiculous. I couldn't stop laughing because it was like 7 security people at one point hahaha. The guy kept asking if I needed a wheelchair.

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OMG what service!

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cute as a button