Beastie Boys Message Board - The Family Album

dude you make it sound like your a troll or something in other threads. definatly didnt picture you to look like that.

in a purely heterosexual way your not a bad looking guy. with that wit, and the fact that your a lawyer, you should be able to pull some nice tail one day. just need to open up to them. show them the da real bob. den you show dem bobs cob.

ericlee

03-13-2009 12:02 AM

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're.

Lex Diamonds

03-13-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1654690)

den you show dem bobs cob.

Bob has a bumpy yellow penis?

checkyourprez

03-13-2009 01:00 AM

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possibly.

i was using it as a euphemism for a normal humans penis.

but maybe this is why bob doesn't get with girls. his penis actually resembles a cob of corn and he is mightily ashamed of it, rarely ever letting it see the light of day.

na§tee

03-13-2009 06:11 AM

you have nice hair. it is a lovely picture, bob.

but are you wearing an apron? a sandwich board? a halterneck pair of pants? lawyer bondage gear? enquiring minds want to know.

Planetary

03-13-2009 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1654707)

his penis actually resembles a cob of corn and he is mightily ashamed of it, rarely ever letting it see the light of day.

it must be pretty small then, how would it grow ?!

Bob	03-13-2009 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by na§tee (Post 1654738)

you have nice hair. it is a lovely picture, bob.

but are you wearing an apron? a sandwich board? a halterneck pair of pants? lawyer bondage gear? enquiring minds want to know.

guitar (hero)

jabumbo

03-13-2009 08:08 AM

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i was thinking you had found a job as a tailor

Helvete

03-13-2009 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1654685)

and the winner of the 2009 annual beastie boys spelling contest is...............HELVETE.

WHOOO HOOO YEA BOIIIIII YOU DID IT!!!!!

i apologize, i made a spelling error. what an IDIOT i am. thank you for correcting me.

Just because you use lots of upper case letters in one line, doesn't mean you can negate them for the rest of the writing!

checkyourprez

03-13-2009 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Helvete (Post 1654750)

Just because you use lots of upper case letters in one line, doesn't mean you can negate them for the rest of the writing!

o i was not denying their existence. they were emphasizing the fact that you won. like a loud enthused voice, as opposed to a subdued embarrassed crappy speller. :o:(:o:(:p

beastiegirrl101

03-13-2009 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob (Post 1654687)

I totally agree with Nasteeeee, great hair...I'd spoon you.

b i o n i c

03-13-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by beastiegirrl101 (Post 1654145)

I kissed a fish and I liked it.....

ding ding ding, winner(y)

jabumbo

03-13-2009 11:34 AM

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its not a winner without those toes in the shot (n)

-T-	03-13-2009 11:40 AM

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"My dick feels like corn"

DIGI	03-13-2009 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mikizee (Post 1654351)

Put your collar down dude. You're better than that.

Collar up = douchebag

I'm too lazy so I won't, but I'm fairly certain that somewhere in the depths of this thread, there's a picture of you with your collar popped. (lb)

checkyourprez

03-13-2009 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by -T- (Post 1654794)

"My dick feels like corn"

dane actually had a funny with that one.

true side story...

my buddies buddy (so then again i cannot myself confirm da factual realness of this story) told me his friend was fucking his girl in the ass one day, and when he pulled out there was a kernel of corn on the end of his dick.

i found that pretty funny.

Nicodemus

03-14-2009 01:01 AM

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Jesus Christ.

Belt Parkway

03-16-2009 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1654897)

I'll never understand butt sex.

Oh well.

hitmonlee

03-16-2009 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RoryMC (Post 1642511)

hello :o

Tzar	03-16-2009 11:01 AM

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padster, she does look like a bit of a minga but i'm sure she's a nice bloke and all.

puts out?

beastiegirrl101

03-16-2009 02:17 PM

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Happy St. Paddy's y'all....it was a loooooong day that ended in $70.00 worth of sushi for Nata.

Echewta

03-16-2009 04:50 PM

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Wow, you took a picture with two things that go great together.

Hieneken and USA Today.

Freebasser

03-16-2009 07:29 PM

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The Padster looks so slappable in those photos, like a fucking extra from Skins.

checkyourprez

03-16-2009 10:01 PM

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i was waaaay to bombed when these were taken on saturday. i didnt even know i was in any pictures until i got tagged on the fb.

Lex Diamonds

03-16-2009 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebasser (Post 1655278)

The Padster looks so slappable in those photos, like a fucking extra from Skins.

I'd knock you out you pasty little dweeb. And Skins is based on people my age, in Bristol. What do you expect them to look like?

bigblu89

03-16-2009 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by checkyourprez (Post 1655301)

The guy all the way on the right, what's his name?

I think I know him. Not personally, but I think I've met him before.

He like a friend of a friend or someone I know's boyfriend or brother or something.

He looks crazy familiar.

checkyourprez

03-16-2009 11:47 PM

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of course you pic the one person i dont know in that photo, hah. hes friends with the other guy in the picture.

DandyFop

03-17-2009 03:06 AM

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prez your scruff is hot.