DA PENIS

[monkey]

i would have replied to the penis talk in anouk's goodbye thread, but that wouldnt be nice.

lets discuss penii. i, for one, love it when it belongs to certain people. there are some penii i cant wait to... get involved with.

i have seen some unfortunate, icky dick. mostly it was guys trying to do stuff that i didnt wanna do, and for that, i found their penii gross.

ahhhh penis.

[TurdBerglar]

i have a penis!!

[enree erzweglle]

You might as well just sticky it now. This thread's going to be around for awhile.

[TurdBerglar]

my penis is always sticky

[Lex Diamonds]

You might as well just sticky it now. This thread's going to be around for awhile.
There have been many, many dick threads in the past. Eventually they will talk themselves out until nobody's horny anymore, then sink to page 2 and out of the BBMB public's conscience.

[tulla]

this weekend i was very disappointed by someone's penis.

i almost cried because it just wasn't what i thought it would be.

[kll]

i have only encountered ONE perfect penis

[monkey]

this weekend i was very disappointed by someone's penis.

i almost cried because it just wasn't what i thought it would be.

that sucks. (no pun intended)

i have never had to deal with penis disapointment. it's like im attracted to good penises.

[monkey]

i have only encountered ONE perfect penis

for your boyfriend's sake, let's hope it's his.

[enree erzweglle]

my penis is always sticky
I figured as much based on your avatar alone.

[Lex Diamonds]

10 replies in 10 minutes.

YOU GUYS!

[Chicka B]

This thread reminds me of that "short dick man" song by salt 'n pepper. DOINK!

[kll]

for your boyfriend's sake, let's hope it's his.
fortunately for him, it is... and i'm not saying that it's perfect just because he's my boyfriend... i have never said that about other boyfriends... just this one!

[enree erzweglle]

I have only encountered one penis where I looked at it and thought 'WTF? that's very unappealing"

I actually almost laughed at the poor guy. :(
I'm thinking that was a deal breaker for him.

[beastieangel01]

This thread reminds me of that "short dick man" song by salt 'n pepper. DOINK!

it's by 20 fingers, not salt n peppa.

[monkey]

fortunately for him, it is... and i'm not saying that it's perfect just because he's my boyfriend... i have never said that about other boyfriends... just this one!

congratulations then! maybe that's the sign that two people are meant for each other - perfect fit.

[g-mile7]

makes me laugh

[bigblu89]

it's by 20 fingers, not salt n peppa.

20 Fingers featuring Gillette. Can't forget Gillette.

[beastieangel01]

fine fine :p

Ya gotta lick it, before we kick it. Bahahaha. God, those songs....

[bigblu89]

You can do it put you back into into it...

I can do it put yo ass into it...

Tick Tick BOOM

[cosmo105]

<3maverick<3

[Chicka B]

it's by 20 fingers, not salt n peppa.

Oh whoops!!! Yeah that's right, I don't know what I was thinking. It made my grandma laugh and she NEVER laughs!

[Thundercracker]

penii is penis in plural?

[beastieangel01]

penii is penis in plural?

yes.

[Chicka B]

I was gonna say, men don't have more then one penis right? Cos I never heard of the word penii before. I'm dumb I guess. :confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

I was gonna say, men don't have more then one penis right? Cos I never heard of the word penii before. I'm dumb I guess. :confused:
You ever heard of the word "heads" before?

[Loppfessor]

i have only encountered ONE perfect penis

Mine's be described at "perfect" before....it was great for my ego

[Thundercracker]

let me guess... clitoris in plural is clitorii?

[beastieangel01]

let me guess... clitoris in plural is clitorii?

look it up, mang. (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=clitoris)

[beastieangel01]

and actually, I take back what I said about penii.

The only form of Latin word whose plurals end in "-ii" is second-declension nouns whose singulars end in "-ius", like "filius" ("son").

[beastiegirrl101]

I saw a dirty dick once...it smelled up the room.

[roosta]

I have only encountered one penis where I looked at it and thought 'WTF? that's very unappealing"

I actually almost laughed at the poor guy. :(

poor rob...

[TurdBerglar]

I saw a dirty dick once...it smelled up the room.


did you do anything with it?

[kll]

poor rob...
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA... sorry, but that was hilarious!

[g-mile7]

poor rob...


*drum roll* ZING

[ToucanSpam]

My cock is much bigger than yours
(My cock can walk right through the door)
With a feeling so pure
(It leaves you screaming for more)

[P of R]

I got a beautiful penis.




At least that's what my mom says.

[GreenEarthAl]

It's times like these when we'll miss AtoZ the most.

He'd be in here nonchalantly mentioning his enormous shwantz just in passing conversation.

(oh by the way, I have an enormous shwantz of my own. A blessing and a curse, it's not all blessing I assure you. (See, I got your back Dave *pours out some wheat grass juice for mah homey*))

[Trimm Trabb]

I have encountered a penis. I liked it. in more than 1 way.
What's good about penii is that you can make men go completely weak and then make them your slaves. *evil laughter*
And it's fun to laugh at them when they do things they shouldn't :D

[monkey]

I got a beautiful penis.




At least that's what my mom says.


oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

(by the way... i had a conversation about swedish porn the other day. :cool: )

[Loppfessor]

I've downloaded a decent amount of Asian porn lately and man that is one stereotype that seems to be true. Those poor bastards are packin like 4 inches tops...

[P of R]

oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo.

(by the way... i had a conversation about swedish porn the other day. :cool:)


Great subject, innit? :D

[roosta]

I should have known you would do that. :rolleyes:

I dont know WHY I post anything anymore.

I probably dont need to say this, but it was NOT Rob. I only hooked up with said ugly-penis-man once. His penis frightened me I think :(

Rob has a fantastic Penis. that is all Im going to say on the matter.

c'mon, it was just begging to be posted.

[enree erzweglle]

ugly-penis-man once

This made me laugh.

[kll]

I've downloaded a decent amount of Asian porn lately and man that is one stereotype that seems to be true. Those poor bastards are packin like 4 inches tops...
which is why the asian women go nuts for you white boys...

[beastiegirrl101]

did you do anything with it?


yea I put it back in his pants.

[Loppfessor]

Do black dudes really have bigger dicks than white dudes or is that just another stereotype?


I can only go by the porn I've seen but I'd say on average yeah....lucky for me I"m Mexican muuuhaahaaaa

[synch]

fine fine :p

Ya gotta lick it, before we kick it. Bahahaha. God, those songs....
Boom

Tadadadada

Boom

Tadadadada

[monkey]

ive seen my share of extremely well endowed white boys.
but maybe, like i said, im attracted to nice penii :p

[RobMoney]

Rob has a fantastic Penis. that is all Im going to say on the matter.



IN YO FACE LIKE A CAN O MACE BABY!

[beastiegirrl101]

IN YO FACE LIKE A CAN O MACE BABY!

what is, your penis?

[cookiepuss]

sometimes, when i look at my boyfriend's penis, I get a little jealous and wish I had one too. But if i had one too then i wouldn't get to have hot sex with him so it's a notion that doesn't really last long. But for that one fleeting moment I imagine having my very own penis to pee standing up with, take on picnics and long car rides.

[monkey]

sometimes, when i look at my boyfriend's penis, I get a little jealous and wish I had one too. But if i had one too then i wouldn't get to have hot sex with him so it's a notion that doesn't really last long. But for that one fleeting moment I imagine having my very own penis to pee standing up with, take on picnics and long car rides.

HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AWESOME! i laughed. out loud, even!

[ToucanSpam]

I have a fantastic penis. I don't use it often though.

[roosta]

its threads like these that make me wish the beastie boys never formed.

[tulla]

Do black dudes really have bigger dicks than white dudes or is that just another stereotype?

no, they certainly do not

[synch]

I'm sure there was a thread about their penises somewhere in beastie general roosta.

[ToucanSpam]

Cockslap baby cockslap
The cock-slap is a little ol' whack
when you get hit you know it
Cock-slap baby (a cock slap baby) :D

[synch]

Did you type "cockslap" in google to find that? :(

[RobMoney]

let me guess... clitoris in plural is clitorii?



No, it's plural for Clinton,.....

EXAMPLE:


Look at all the Clitori who have held public office.

[ToucanSpam]

Did you type "cockslap" in google to find that? :(
I made it up, Clubfoot!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:




:D

[beastieangel01]

I always had a PHD...A PRETTY HUGE DICK!

or erm,

Wait till you see my dick, EY Bitch! wait till you see my dick....

the songs out there with dick in the lyrics are seemingly endless.

[ToucanSpam]

the songs out there with dick in the lyrics are seemingly endless.
I cant seem to find many. :confused:

[synch]

Dude! You are looking for dick on google!

[ToucanSpam]

Dude! You are looking for dick on google!
.....shit.

Does it count if it is chicks with dicks lolz?

[Loppfessor]

Dude! You are looking for dick on google!

among other places...truck stops for example....baaaazing!!!

[synch]

Ewww.

Whatever turns you on I guess.

To each their own.

[ToucanSpam]

hahahahah of course I am kidding.

Who started this thread....I'll cockslap them good.


EDIT: ok nevermind.

[synch]

Sure you are mate. I know that.

:(

[ToucanSpam]

Sure you are mate. I know that.

:(
CLUBFOOT :mad: :mad:

[synch]

CLUBFOOT :mad: :mad:
You told me I didn't have club feet :(

[ToucanSpam]

You told me I didn't have club feet :(
you dont :(

Rhythm Fiction does though. My god does he have club feet. :D

[RobMoney]

Stop talking about feet in the Penis thread or Jabumbo might get jealous

[Trimm Trabb]

right, ontopic then!

mmm penis. I would very much like some right now. Penii are fun (y)

[kll]

speaking of penis, has anyone been to www.bigsausagepizza.com ???

[Lex Diamonds]

right, ontopic then!

mmm penis. I would very much like some right now. Penii are fun (y)
Mine is HUGE. (y)

[kll]

Mine is HUGE. (y)
silly, you should know that boys with HUGE penises don't have to tell people...

[Lex Diamonds]

silly, you should know that boys with HUGE penises don't have to tell people...
Yeah I do my personality is shit.

[kll]

Yeah I do my personality is shit.
well, cheers then! to your HUGE penis!

[Lex Diamonds]

well, cheers then! to your HUGE penis!
(y)

[cookiepuss]

speaking of penis, has anyone been to www.bigsausagepizza.com ???

I have now. ;)

[cosmo105]

speaking of penis, has anyone been to www.bigsausagepizza.com ???
gahahaha the pineapple rings!!

[QweenOfBoggle]

I have seen a penis that was literally 2 inches. I swear, it should've been a small child's penis. I almost felt bad though, not only did this dork expose himself in front of about 15 people, but he puked all over himself later that night. hahaha, almost.

[tulla]

Wait till you see my dick, EY Bitch! wait till you see my dick....

the songs out there with dick in the lyrics are seemingly endless.

I'M GONNA BEAT THAT PUSSY UP

[QueenAdrock]

I heard that black men packin' heat is just a myth, but none of them will tell you.

I've only been with one penis, so I'm not qualified for this thread. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

i've seen a lot of dicks.

i thought i should share that with everyone

[QueenAdrock]

how many is a lot?

I have friends who think 5 is a lot, but I have other friends who think that 20-30 is average for our age (21).

[zorra_chiflada]

how many is a lot?

I have friends who think 5 is a lot, but I have other friends who think that 20-30 is average for our age (21).

i'm not sure how many. i don't think i can put a number on it. more than 25.

[DandyFop]

YourDrunkenUncle: oh wow theres the bi weekly "penis" thread on BBMB
YourDrunkenUncle: good to see thats back
YourDrunkenUncle: "lol I have a dick"
YourDrunkenUncle: "lol I like dick"
YourDrunkenUncle: "lol 1 tyme I had dick i didnt like"
YourDrunkenUncle: "lol dick!"

[i'mcrafty]

THE PENIS IS AN UGLY CREATURE...really they're are ugly, admit it!!!
have you ever seen the map of china? yeah balls are ugly too!

[Medellia]

I have seen a penis that was literally 2 inches. I swear, it should've been a small child's penis. I almost felt bad though, not only did this dork expose himself in front of about 15 people, but he puked all over himself later that night. hahaha, almost.
Oh god, that sounds like someone I know.

[Lex Diamonds]

There have been many, many dick threads in the past. Eventually they will talk themselves out until nobody's horny anymore, then sink to page 2 and out of the BBMB public's conscience.
bump

[Lyman Zerga]

so.. are dicks still popular?

[g-mile7]

thats like asking if u2 still propular

[Lex Diamonds]

So the answer's "no, but they do a lot for African children"?

[Lyman Zerga]

So the answer's "no, but they do a lot for African children"?

hahahahahahahhaa ha haha ha