DA PENIS

[monkey]

i would have replied to the penis talk in anouk's goodbye thread, but that wouldnt be nice.

lets discuss penii. i, for one, love it when it belongs to certain people. there are some penii i cant wait to... get involved with.

i have seen some unfortunate, icky dick. mostly it was guys trying to do stuff that i didnt wanna do, and for that, i found their penii gross.

ahhhh penis.

[TurdBerglar]

i have a penis!!

[enree erzweglle]

You might as well just sticky it now. This thread's going to be around for awhile.

[TurdBerglar]

my penis is always sticky

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by enree erzweglle

You might as well just sticky it now. This thread's going to be around for awhile.

There have been many, many dick threads in the past. Eventually they will talk themselves out until nobody's horny anymore, then sink to page 2 and out of the BBMB public's conscience.

[tulla]

this weekend i was very disappointed by someone's penis.

i almost cried because it just wasn't what i thought it would be.

[kll]

i have only encountered ONE perfect penis

[monkey]

Originally Posted by tulla

this weekend i was very disappointed by someone's penis.

i almost cried because it just wasn't what i thought it would be.

that sucks. (no pun intended)

i have never had to deal with penis disapointment. it's like im attracted to good penises.

[monkey]

Originally Posted by kll

i have only encountered ONE perfect penis

for your boyfriend's sake, let's hope it's his.

[enree erzweglle]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

my penis is always sticky

I figured as much based on your avatar alone.

[Lex Diamonds]

10 replies in 10 minutes.

YOU GUYS!

[Chicka B]

This thread reminds me of that "short dick man" song by salt 'n pepper. DOINK!

[kll]

Originally Posted by Pauli

for your boyfriend's sake, let's hope it's his.

fortunately for him, it is... and i'm not saying that it's perfect just because he's my boyfriend... i have never said that about other boyfriends... just this one!

[enree erzweglle]

Originally Posted by Mae

I have only encountered one penis where I looked at it and thought 'WTF? that's very unappealing"

I actually almost laughed at the poor guy.

I'm thinking that was a deal breaker for him.

[beastieangel01]

Originally Posted by Chicka B

This thread reminds me of that "short dick man" song by salt 'n pepper. DOINK!

it's by 20 fingers, not salt n peppa.

[monkey]

Originally Posted by kll

fortunately for him, it is... and i'm not saying that it's perfect just because he's my boyfriend... i have never said that about other boyfriends... just this one!

congratulations then! maybe that's the sign that two people are meant for each other - perfect fit.

[g-mile7]

makes me laugh

[bigblu89]

Originally Posted by beastieangel01

it's by 20 fingers, not salt n peppa.

20 Fingers featuring Gillette. Can't forget Gillette.

[beastieangel01]

fine fine

Ya gotta lick it, before we kick it. Bahahaha. God, those songs....

[bigblu89]

You can do it put you back into into it...

I can do it put yo ass into it...

Tick Tick BOOM

[cosmo105]

<3maverick<3

[Chicka B]

Originally Posted by beastieangel01

it's by 20 fingers, not salt n peppa.

Oh whoops!!! Yeah that's right, I don't know what I was thinking. It made my grandma laugh and she NEVER laughs!

[Thundercracker]

penii is penis in plural?

[beastieangel01]

Originally Posted by Thundercracker

penii is penis in plural?

yes.

[Chicka B]

I was gonna say, men don't have more then one penis right? Cos I never heard of the word penii before. I'm dumb I guess.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by Chicka B

I was gonna say, men don't have more then one penis right? Cos I never heard of the word penii before. I'm dumb I guess.

You ever heard of the word "heads" before?

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by kll

i have only encountered ONE perfect penis

Mine's be described at "perfect" before....it was great for my ego

[Thundercracker]

let me guess... clitoris in plural is clitorii?

[beastieangel01]

Originally Posted by Thundercracker

let me guess... clitoris in plural is clitorii?

look it up, mang.

[beastieangel01]

and actually, I take back what I said about penii.

The only form of Latin word whose plurals end in "-ii" is second-declension nouns whose singulars end in "-ius", like "filius" ("son").