View Full Version : What are the things you've always wanted to ask a board member but...
louise
08-11-2005, 02:35 AM
uh
help
???
tracky
08-11-2005, 02:51 AM
no, i didn't know you could get the products, and don't understand why they are used. It's possible to have dreadlocks without them.
Medellia
08-11-2005, 03:27 AM
would enjoy staying home and fuckn' alllllllllll day long then go and catch a movie and dinner later on. go back home fuck some more, take a shower together, fuck in the shower then head to bed and fall asleep in eachother's arms. then do it again the next day.
Aww, that's actually kinda sweet. It's almost as cute as your itty bitty spiders thread. Almost. When did you get sort of sweet? :confused:
zorra_chiflada
08-11-2005, 06:29 AM
to people that post pictures of their chests "boobies" thread:
why?
WillMac
08-11-2005, 07:42 AM
there's private messages for this shit
c'mon someone ask me something
zorra_chiflada
08-11-2005, 07:45 AM
what's it like having only three letters in your username?
it makes logging in easier. but sometimes i forget to capitalize the first letter and i get confused.
zorra_chiflada
08-11-2005, 07:49 AM
it makes logging in easier. but sometimes i forget to capitalize the first letter and i get confused.
oh, ok.
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 08:38 AM
I've been dying to ask you, Bob, have you had strong feelings for any women at your college? You know, more than lustful feelings?
I've been dying to ask you, Bob, have you had strong feelings for any women at your college? You know, more than lustful feelings?
honestly, not really, lust or otherwise. there's a few, i guess. there was one i sort of fancied, but she was in a fairly serious relationship so i just sort of put ice down my pants there. still, she was nice.
there was another one who i liked and i was pretty sure she liked me as well, then one day she just sort of started ignoring me out of the blue. usually i'm the one who does that. so THAT's how it feels.
there's one that i'm just plain intimidated by because she's too perfect
and then there's a girl i went to high school with that i've started talking to again; she doesn't go to my college, but i think things were definitely heading in a relationshippy direction the last time i talked to her...then summer came and i started working and i haven't talked to her since, so i think i blew it there too, but we'll see
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 10:03 AM
How frustrating you must be to the girls. Nevertheless you're pimp not to care about those coed sluts.
cosmo105
08-11-2005, 10:31 AM
cosmo, how long do you think it'll be til you over take minton and tpk in the post count?
oh, i've done it before. it's meaningless now seeing as how their post counts are faked.
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 10:36 AM
i'm not easy
That's one of the things I like/respect the most about you.
TurdBerglar
08-11-2005, 12:37 PM
Aww, that's actually kinda sweet. It's almost as cute as your itty bitty spiders thread. Almost. When did you get sort of sweet? :confused:
im sweet as pie
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 12:59 PM
What, he's sweet because he wants to fuck his dream girl all day....oh and then hold her in his arms at night. I guess that's the deal sealer.
TurdBerglar
08-11-2005, 01:00 PM
don't forget i want to take a shower with her and get her all soapy and play with her soapy tits. then fuck her in her soapy armpit
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 01:14 PM
She'll like that because she just discovered she's a woman.
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 01:16 PM
Question: Turd what if this woman existed and was in love with you, but for some unexplainable reason that for the sake of this hypothetical question, nothing can ever be done to change it, her voice sounds just like your mother's. Would you still do it? I think I would if I were you. Just deal with it, you know?
TurdBerglar
08-11-2005, 01:18 PM
that would definetly creep me out a bit.
and this woman use to exist and i fucked the hell out of her
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 01:21 PM
she use to exist? what happened to her? You really fucked the hell out of her and because of that she no longer exists? damn.
TurdBerglar
08-11-2005, 01:24 PM
yeah she vaporized from the crotch outwards. really blew my mind
Nuzzolese
08-11-2005, 02:52 PM
yeah she vaporized from the crotch outwards. really blew my mind
You reached a great arc from dumb question to great answer.
oh, i've done it before. it's meaningless now seeing as how their post counts are faked.exactly. so don't even try :o
Medellia
08-12-2005, 12:11 AM
don't forget i want to take a shower with her and get her all soapy and play with her soapy tits. then fuck her in her soapy armpit
And the sweetness ended here.
icy manipulator
08-12-2005, 10:59 AM
c'mon someone ask me something
do you spell your name backwards to confuss people?
Kid Presentable
08-12-2005, 11:24 AM
Yeardley Smith sounds like Lisa Simpson when she has sex.
j/s :mad:
Beckalina
08-12-2005, 11:29 AM
Yeardley Smith sounds like Lisa Simpson when she has sex.
j/s :mad:
ha ha ha ha :D
i should get her number
Kid Presentable
08-12-2005, 11:33 AM
ha ha ha ha :D
i should get her number
Don't call Nancy Cartwright by mistakeos.
Beckalina
08-12-2005, 11:35 AM
Don't call Nancy Cartwright by mistakeos.
i dunno Bart action could be fun
wait she is bart right?
Kid Presentable
08-12-2005, 11:46 AM
i dunno Bart action could be fun
wait she is bart right?
Make her say 'Aye Curamba!'
'Eye of cum, bah!'
Beckalina
08-12-2005, 11:52 AM
Make her say 'Aye Curamba!'
'Eye of cum, bah!'
too far
Kid Presentable
08-12-2005, 11:54 AM
i dunno Bart action could be fun
not to turn your own words on you or nuffink.
Beckalina
08-12-2005, 11:56 AM
i meant a bart action figure could be fun
what did you think :eek:
Dr Deaf
08-12-2005, 11:56 AM
Dr Deaf : you put moisturize in your hair ?? :eek:
can't you hold them without any stuff putting in there ?
it just needs a little work every now and then .....
oh they hold (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/dirt_mcdirtnap/lockedandloaded3.jpg) just fine. that doesn't mean they don't need a little upkeep once in awhile. the thing i hate most is that atmospheric haze-halo that happens when they're not kept. i also was experiencing dry scalp which isn't very fun. after they're all worked on, they'll look a lot more presentable.
btw, that picture is almost a year old.
Kid Presentable: do you iron your trousers and shirts daily?
Kid Presentable
08-12-2005, 12:02 PM
i meant a bart action figure could be fun
what did you think :eek:
Oh, I thoght you meant the mimicry of a series of Bart Simpson animation cels.
My Bad.
Kid Presentable
08-12-2005, 12:10 PM
Kid Presentable: do you iron your trousers and shirts daily?
Don't own an iron. Once I hooked up with a girl wearing a shirt I 'Ironed' by leaving under my mattress, and never looked back, brother. (y)
Dr Deaf
08-12-2005, 12:14 PM
Don't own an iron. Once I hooked up with a girl wearing a shirt I 'Ironed' by leaving under my mattress, and never looked back, brother. (y)
nice tip, simple but brilliant. (y)
tracky
08-20-2006, 09:29 AM
hey dr deaf, I have a question. It may be a stupid one... but you're not really deaf are you? I dunno why, probably just cause of the name, but I've always had it in the back of my head that you're deaf, even tho I'm pretty sure you're not
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 09:39 AM
do i actually have arthritis? or do i have bad joints? i have joint pain in my knees and my hipbones. today it was really fucking bad too.
Loppfessor
08-20-2006, 09:46 AM
I'm too lazy to read this all....has anyone asked me anything?:o
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 09:47 AM
i don't suppose anyone on here would even be a doctor, right?
doctors are too busy saving lives and playing rounds of golf after surgery.
befsquire
08-20-2006, 10:11 AM
tracky, why do you dig up year old threads? and what criteria do you use when deciding which one you're gonna dig up?
ToucanSpam
08-20-2006, 10:15 AM
Beth,
How are you? How've you been?
befsquire
08-20-2006, 10:17 AM
i'm fanfuckingtastic, thanks. i've been busy at work, but it comes and goes so i'll hit a lull soon, i hope. and you?
ToucanSpam
08-20-2006, 12:52 PM
Good. Only 5 more years until my PhD is completed. Imagine, me a doctor in 5-6 years!
befsquire
08-20-2006, 12:57 PM
why be a dr when you can play one on the internet?
ToucanSpam
08-20-2006, 01:00 PM
Well...it's a doctor of History. I hope to someday write a couple books and be one of those sexy professors.
I do like the idea of playing a doctor on the internet, though.
icy manipulator
08-20-2006, 01:00 PM
do i actually have arthritis? or do i have bad joints? i have joint pain in my knees and my hipbones. today it was really fucking bad too.
i'll trade you my left knee. i dislocated it 2 weeks ago and it's still stiff :(
pshabi
08-20-2006, 01:43 PM
To 90% of Beastie-free:
Do you have lives outside of this message board?
Freebasser
08-20-2006, 01:46 PM
1) Where does kll bury all the bodies?
2) How often does Chewie have to change his colostomy bag?
ggirlballa
08-20-2006, 01:47 PM
To 90% of Beastie-free:
Do you have lives outside of this message board?
yes
stalking the b-boys is my other life
no but i'm definately on here way too much but its summer so fuck it....when school starts i definately need to cut back
kleptomaniac
08-20-2006, 06:07 PM
no but i'm definately on here way too much but its summer so fuck it....when school starts i definately need to cut back
i was thinking the same thing...but when school started again i realized i was fighting a losing battle :/
and here i am sunday night. not studying for my psych test.
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 06:49 PM
To 90% of Beastie-free:
Do you have lives outside of this message board?
haha. i love when people think they're really clever for saying this.
paul jones
08-20-2006, 07:01 PM
Zorra
Does Ian Smith(Harold Bishop in Neighbours) do blue stand up comedy?
One of my friends said yesterday but I didn't believe him
zorra_chiflada
08-20-2006, 07:04 PM
woah. i have no idea about that actually.
paul jones
08-20-2006, 07:07 PM
woah. i have no idea about that actually.
shall I do a search then?
icy manipulator
08-20-2006, 09:50 PM
Zorra
Does Ian Smith(Harold Bishop in Neighbours) do blue stand up comedy?
One of my friends said yesterday but I didn't believe him
damn i cant even imagine this. bad thoughts are going thru my head
:eek:
tracky
08-20-2006, 10:59 PM
tracky, why do you dig up year old threads? and what criteria do you use when deciding which one you're gonna dig up?
i dunno *shrug* boredom. no criteria for selection
Kid Presentable
08-20-2006, 11:00 PM
I imagine Harold telling that "Num Num Num" Gynocologist joke, and his neck wobbling.
venusvenus123
08-21-2006, 04:24 AM
^^ that joke still cracks me up.
it took me about 6 pages to notice that this thread was a good year old... the conversation about bobby's dreads clued me up.
umm yeah so, Paul Jones... did you get laid yet?
1) Where does kll bury all the bodies?
2) How often does Chewie have to change his colostomy bag?
2440 West Lake Blvd, Tahoe City, CA 96145
ToucanSpam
08-21-2006, 04:09 PM
Roosta,
Are you sure you're not black?
roosta
08-21-2006, 06:10 PM
Roosta,
Are you sure you're not black?
As sure as you can be of anything I suppose. I have white skin and two white parents, so that has always informed me as to what race I am, but in this crazy world anything is possible. But i'm fairly sure.
I have a big willy though!
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