Who do you find the funniest person(s) on the BBMB?

[DroppinScience]

Yeah, yeah, another popularity thread so every second post can be Echewta.

For me, this may be a bit on the obvious side, but I think I gotta cast my vote for mickill. He can be the cruelest person on here (but that's just a big front), but dammit, he's said stuff on this board that's been in my head forever.

When DipDipDive expressed her dislike for The Strokes one time, mickill bashed her by saying she'd rather listen to Pearl Jam. When DDD said it was unfair to compare the two bands, mickill's reply was:

"I bet you stay up late at night with your headphones on listening to 'Yield' and you're like: 'Daamn, these brothas STILL got it!'"

I swear to God, I was laughing about that for WEEKS. Weeks, I tell ya.

So who else do you think is the funniest here?

[Freebasser]

Echewta

[beastieangel01]

there are many that crack me up.

cosmo
chew chew head
mickill, definitely
nuzz
tulla
...I'm forgetting someone.

[ms.peachy]

gmsisko. duh.

I'll never get tired of laughing at that guy.

[Echewta]

Echewta

Yea look, no more sleepovers, ok?

[Freebasser]

But the time you kicked me out of your house wearing just a hat was the funniest thing ever.

Call me, yeah?

[King PSYZ]

gmsisko is funny in that trainwreck kinda way

[ToucanSpam]

I find that when the timing is good, KOR2 was great.

Echewta is mildly funny. I like his more serious posts.

The FUNNIEST is, in my opinion, zorra. Funniest/funnest. Yeah, we will go with that.

The least funny is that twat Freebasser. :rolleyes: ;)

[kll]

synch
freebasser
mickill
zippo
turd

[enree erzweglle]

mickill without a doubt

[monkey]

zorra, mickill, zippo, ddd, aaaaaand that silly mr. chewta.

[instigator7022]

i think everyone on here can have their funny moments

[enree erzweglle]

And echewta because half the time, I don't quite get what he's saying and
then when it does hit me, I'm usually alone or on the bus or something and
I can't laugh out loud.

[CrankItUp!]

Shit ! None of you fuckers seem to appreciate me. :mad:

[Tzar]

People find me funny, but not in a good way.

we ain't laughing with you; we're laughing at you.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeti, echewta, freebasser, cosmo and mickill

[QueenAdrock]

I don't have anyone that stands out as being constantly on, all the time. There are a few people that have had some great one-liners.

But probably 'chewta cuz he reminds me of my wacky gay friend. :)

EDIT: Also MOA/TheNotoriousLOL. I remember he said one time that he was banging this girl and she let out this really gross queef, so he "pulled out, put on his Led Zeppelin tee-shirt and made a fuckin' sammich." (y)

[Tzar]

EDIT: Also MOA/TheNotoriousLOL. I remember he said one time that he was banging this girl and she let out this really gross queef, so he "pulled out, put on his Led Zeppelin tee-shirt and made a fuckin' sammich." (y)

do queefs smell? sometimes when i'm checkout and serving women, they'll be this random ass ranky smell that i know guys don't make. that it?

[Echewta]

Perhaps people mention me more because I post like a son of a bitch.

Maybe also because I like the cars, the cars that go boom.

[Documad]

I don't know about THE funniest. It used to be knuckles.
Lots of people make me laugh now and again.
I prefer the off the wall stuff that is more witty than ha ha funny. QueenAdrock and yeahwho make me smile consistently.

At the other end of the scale, Mcmac has made me laugh out loud pretty often. Yeah, 1/2 the time I don't know what he's on about, but he's got that teenager thing of being willing to say that the emperor has no clothes, and most people don't do that. Like "hey, that's not fair" and it's not!

Freebasser and Echewta are both funny, but I like their serious stuff more. :)

[QueenAdrock]

do queefs smell? sometimes when i'm checkout and serving women, they'll be this random ass ranky smell that i know guys don't make. that it?

I'm pretty sure that girls can only queef if they get air stuck up there. So, banging a chick doggystyle will definitely shove some air up there, then when she moves around, the air will escape, making the farting noise. I think just going down on a chick won't cause queefage, and if it did, you'd hear it/feel it before you smelt it. I think.

[DipDipDive]

Like QA said, a queef is just trapped air. It's not gas, so it shouldn't smell. Although I suppose the air escaping from the vagina could have a certain... ummmm... feminine essence. But vaginas don't smell like farts. They shouldn't, anyways.

[Tzar]

Like QA said, a queef is just trapped air. It's not gas, so it shouldn't smell. Although I suppose the air escaping from the vagina could have a certain... ummmm... feminine essence. But vaginas don't smell like farts. They shouldn't, anyways.

the smell doesn't smell like a fart. it has a weird genital/old stale blood smell to it. (n)
i can't stand it.

[DipDipDive]

the smell doesn't smell like a fart. it has a weird genital/old stale blood smell to it. (n)
i can't stand it.

Hey, I don't think we'll be seeing an essence of Tzar's cock and balls scented laundry detergent anytime soon, either.

[Tzar]

Hey, I don't think we'll be seeing an essence of Tzar's cock and balls scented laundry detergent anytime soon, either.

good lord, who would want to use that shit... :cool:
i'm just saying... the smell is so rank.

[DipDipDive]

That sweaty, musty post-sex smell is so gross, yet so comforting.

[Tzar]

uh huh

[Maisailana]

Echewta

[like2_drink]

I wanna know who the girl is who had the bright idea " hell, while i'm down here, i might as well sniff his balls "

[Tone Capone]

mickill, nuzzolese, turd and loppfessor are the funniest on this board.

[voltanapricot]

adam_f, mickill, Freebasser is funny, he makes me laugh more whenever Pres Zount and adam_f are online. Does anyone remember the Soup Pun thread? I think Cosmo was in on that too, ahhhh good times.

zorra is funny when she's stroppy like:

"*gives you dead arm* / my posts! nooooo! / oh whatev'!"

Oh and Medillia, and roosta, the way he says things....hells you're all a bit of giraffe.

[Matt]

jeezuz, you leave for like, 8 months, and EVERYBODY forgets you. pssh.

[Tzar]

jeezuz, you leave for like, 8 months, and EVERYBODY forgets you. pssh.
who are you?

[Mr_Complex]

Dusty Brain.

[Matt]

who are you?

thats why you aren't on my "most funny" list :mad:

[Pres Zount]

Mcmac is the most unfunny.

[mickill]

I suddenly feel a bit pressured to post something humorous.

[Freebasser]

Like this (http://www.wcape.school.za/subject/biology/skeleton/humerus.gif)?

[mickill]

Uh, yes. But you beat me to it...I guess.

[Pres Zount]

Maybe to-marrow I'll think up something funny.

[Freebasser]

Too bone idle to do it now, huh?

[mickill]

Zount still seems to have a bone to pick with everyone, though.

[Pres Zount]

I think that's it actually. No more bone puns exist. That was short.


Someone prove me wrong!

[cj hood]

i think you're all funny...

[Freebasser]

I bet you're pretendon!

[ms.peachy]

I suddenly feel a bit pressured to post something humorous.
yeah. Start being funny, damn it. Quit wasting valuable board space with this non-funny navel-gazing already.

[Pres Zount]

Freebasser; you have the skulls to pay the bulls. :(

[Freebasser]

Stop ribbing me :(

[Matt]

yeah, you're really...clavicle.

[mickill]

yeah. Start being funny, damn it. Quit wasting valuable board space with this non-funny navel-gazing already.
But....but....okay I will.


For me the funniest person(s) is, hmmmm, let's see here....

Nuzzaeiouandsometimesy, zippopotamus, Avignon blanc, Echewtawithayourmouthclosed, cosmoron, dipdipset and...........
........bob. There are of course others. This is a very competitive area, ya see.

Freebastard is pretty hot, too. Yeah, he's hawt.

[Pres Zount]

what are you in-sinew-ating?

[Freebasser]

I'm being muscled out of this thread :(

[Pres Zount]

And they're not being very subdel-toid (bursa) about it. :(

[Matt]

I simply cannot think of any body puns. it's in-femur-ating.

[Pres Zount]

I'm racking my mem-brain thinking of something.

[Matt]

I had one, but I can't remem-bone it. :(

[adam_f]

I'd say Freebasser. But if Gilbert Gottfried was a poster, he'd be propelled to number one on his looks alone.

[Pres Zount]

I don't want to have to go throught this entire (coracoid) process again.

[Matt]

I'd say Freebasser. But if Gilbert Gottfried was a poster, he'd be propelled to number one on his looks alone.

if Freebasser squinted more, he'd look like Gilbert Gottfried.

[mickill]

Okay, I think we have enough milk for everyone now.


I'd like to add zorra to my funniest person(s) list. Zount just reminded me of that.

[adam_f]

I guess I'd say mickill too. If we ever met, a penknife duel would no doubt be the end of one of us, but he's still funny.

[Pres Zount]

I'd like to add zorra to my funniest person(s) list. Zount just reminded me of that.

bastard. :mad:

[voltanapricot]

Too bone idle to do it now, huh?
Nah, he's just a numb-skull.

didn't work.

[Nuzzolese]

oh girls...you're ALL funny

[Qdrop]

IN order:
mickill
echewta
Notorius LOL
afro
Turd


occassionally cosmo....but, like me, she gets kinda full of herself and comes off too egotistical for me to find her funny.

nuzz is more esoteric than funny.




and those of you who are listing Freebasser....

what kind of fuckin drugs are you on?
holy shit......

[Freebasser]

People find me funny because I am.

Unlike you, you boring fucker.

Oh and Kid Presentable's piss take of you was fucking spot on.

[Qdrop]

People find me funny because I am.

Unlike you, you boring fucker.

Oh and Kid Presentable's piss take of you was fucking spot on.

what? the "you used to be cool, and now you're not" routine?

everyone uses that...

[Kid Presentable]

what? the "you used to be cool, and now you're not" routine?

everyone uses that...

Read up, Corky.

[Nuzzolese]

what? the "you used to be cool, and now you're not" routine?

everyone uses that...

He never said you used to be cool.

[Qdrop]

uh oh.

they're all gangin up on me again...

time to release the hounds, eh?

[Nuzzolese]

And by "hounds" you mean...?

[Freebasser]

I just find it funny that you're going around posting how much you hate me in every thread. I thought this board didn't affect you? So why then are you so worked up over me that you feel the need to insult me in every thread you can? You're doing exactly what hellojello did when she realised she hated me, and we all know how much respect she garnered in her short miserable time here.

I love the fact you call me a potato head and post pictures of Mr. Potato Head. I wouldn't mind, but it's a joke afronaut made up, to which I actually said "that's the first time anyone's actually insulted me and made me laugh". And everyone who's anyone knows my head looks more like a melon than a potato. Get your own jokes for fuck's sake.

I've always been pissed off with you and your inability to believe that people may have different opinions to your own, but it's you who threw the first insult by calling me a cross dresser. It's you who had to post how much you hate me in the "who do you hate?" thread (I had already posted in there, but thought better of posting anything about you, because I'm not one to start shit) and it's you who posts in threads like this with random attacks on my name.

I give you shit when you give me shit. I'm surprised you have yet still to notice this.

[Matt]

And by "hounds" you mean...?

he'll dissect everything you write.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh God not this. Just walk away.

[Qdrop]

And by "hounds" you mean...?

a barash of back and forth insults...

but actually...i don't really have it in me today.


i was expecting this soon anyway.....

it's part of the cycle. i constantly rip on people that i think are idiots...and am usually pretty cynical and negative...
so it all comes back to me occasionally in a bandwagon effort of "fuck Qdrop!"
i'm sure it will get worse before it gets better.

it's cool.

it passes, and then people start hating on someone else...
and after a while, people will think i'm cool again...and i'll get lots of
(y) and :p

and then the cycle continues...

you've been through it too....


as the BBMB turns...

[Qdrop]

I give you shit when you give me shit. I'm surprised you have yet still to notice this.

oh you take your intitial jabs too...

christ man....i'm usually just fuckin around.

i don't know you from adam....
i don't care...at all.

i don't care much for your postings at all....but i don't lose sleep over it.
you get far more worked up than i ever do.




and dude, you do look like a potato.
whether i created that assessment or not...
i must carry that torch.

[Freebasser]

I still don't know where you get this impression that everyone thinks you used to be cool :confused:

And you rip on idiots? Someone who spells like a three year old thinks I'm an idiot? Dude, when you finally learn how to spell, then you can tell me I'm an idiot.

And before you give me that shit of "everyone knows I'm a shit speller" then you can shut the fuck up. It's one thing to not be able to spell, it's something else entirely never to be arsed to learn otherwise.

[Freebasser]

and dude, you do look like a potato.
whether i created that assessment or not...
i must carry that torch.

And you look like Elmer Fudd, only more goofy. So what?

[Echewta]

The time has come to take MicKill out. I shall use the old "White Girl w/Stubble" disguise. Internet guys can't resist it. MicKill will feel my blade.

[ToucanSpam]

hahaha 'arsed'. I dont know why but I laughed.

[Qdrop]

And before you give me that shit of "everyone knows I'm a shit speller" then you can shut the fuck up.

damn.
you got me.



aren't you tired of this?
i call you a potato head idiot...
and you mock my poor spelling...

i mean, this never goes anywhere....

it just get's redundant......


but, hey...like i said...others smell blood in the water (the "me too"s)...so i guess you might as well press your advantage and ride the wave.

[adam_f]

Someone needs to get pistol whipped for everyone else's amusement.

[Freebasser]

I don't consider it an advantage.

I just wish you'd learn to shut the fuck up for once, you thick twat.

[ToucanSpam]

QDrop makes this thread a lot less funny.

[adam_f]

QDrop makes cinnamon crumb cake seem less delicious.

[Qdrop]

ATTACK! ATTACK!

ALL HAND TO BATTLE STATIONS!

[ToucanSpam]

ATTACK! ATTACK!

ALL HAND TO BATTLE STATIONS!
You get what you deserve asshole. I consider Freebasser a friend so I am going to defend him. You call it ganging up on him, I call it being a good friend. So do everyone a favor and take your sour-puss act somewhere else.

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop makes the scab on my hand take longer to fall off.

[Tzar]

Qdrop makes the scab on my hand take longer to fall off.

rigggghhhhhhhhhhhht.

[Qdrop]

YEAH!!

Free yourselves! LET IT ALL OUT!

MAKE FUN OF HIS MOM! AND HIS GIRLFRIEND!



"if it bleeds, we can kill it"

- Arnold (Predator)

[adam_f]

Qdrop can cause dehydration if taken in large amounts.

[Qdrop]

you're trying to drown a shark.....

[adam_f]

If you're the shark, I'LL GO ROY SCHEIDER ON YOUR ASS!

[ToucanSpam]

YEAH!!

Free yourselves! LET IT ALL OUT!

MAKE FUN OF HIS MOM! AND HIS GIRLFRIEND!



"if it bleeds, we can kill it"

- Arnold (Predator)
We don't need to make fun of your family, you are stupid enough for all of them.

[Echewta]

Qdrop makes me jealous of the moon.

[adam_f]

Qdrop makes me suspect that Desi Arnaz was really the star of 'I Love Lucy.'

[Nuzzolese]

you're trying to drown a shark.....

I thought we were feeding you. Then maybe we can lure you into captivity and study you, manipulate you, put those white suction cups on your temples and sparkplugs on your nipples, tamper with your senses and nerves and reaction time, implant a chip in your brain and get you to kill for us.

*rubs hands together*

Qshark

[Qdrop]

Qdrop makes me jealous of the moon.

whoa...

keep it simplistic and straightforward...like freebasser and toucan.

you're ruining the flow, man....

[Qdrop]

I thought we were feeding you. Then maybe we can lure you into captivity and study you, manipulate you, put those white suction cups on your temples and sparkplugs on your nipples, tamper with your senses and nerves and reaction time, implant a chip in your brain and get you to kill for us.

*rubs hands together*

Qshark

didn't you see Deep Blue...
that never works.


and i appreciate you trying to lighten the mood for a moment (though you could snap at any moment -"don't pander to me with your bullshit question."...)...but don't wreck the flow...people are trying to attack me here, grab a sword or just watch.

[Nuzzolese]

(though you could snap at any moment -"don't pander to me with your bullshit question...)...


That wasn't a snap, that was funny.

I feel deja vu, like I've made this exact post before. I'm not coplaining about that it's just that I got this weird feeling that I've made that exact post before.

[ToucanSpam]

You two are the least funniest people on the board. Followed very closely by me.

[Qdrop]

That wasn't a snap, that was funny..
well you did make quite a few people's list...
so i'll take your word for it.

I feel deja vu, like I've made this exact post before. I'm not coplaining about that it's just that I got this weird feeling that I've made that exact post before.
i'm tellin you....it's all a cycle.

[Qdrop]

You two are the least funniest people on the board. Followed very closely by me.

so you wanna start a club?






wait, are you done attacking me yet?

[ToucanSpam]

so you wanna start a club?






wait, are you done attacking me yet?
I would not start a club with you. I am already part of the OAC and the Crybabies.

[Nuzzolese]

You two are the least funniest people on the board. Followed very closely by me.

So what does it mean that I thought THIS was funny? I love my delusions.

[Echewta]

Qdrop makes me wish my wheelchair would run out of power.

[Nuzzolese]

Qdrop makes me feel fat.

[adam_f]

Qdrop causes my respiratory system severe stress.

[Qdrop]

Qdrop makes me wish my wheelchair would run out of power.

this is why you are on my list...and everyone elses.

bravo.








i'm still fucking laughing that this....

[ToucanSpam]

QDrop makes my S-foils lock up. :(

[adam_f]

Qdrop makes homosexuals talk with a homosexual lisp.

[Qdrop]

QDrop makes my S-foils lock up. :(

btw...when did you and freebasser become best buddies?
i thouhgt you guys hated each other...?



i can't keep up with this shit....

[Qdrop]

Qdrop makes homosexuals talk with a homosexual lisp.

that was pretty weak....

[adam_f]

^I admit my funny is on vacation.

[Matt]

Qdrop, you're taking this too seriously. you'll say otherwise, but you'll only be lying to yourself.

[Nuzzolese]

i'm still fucking laughing that this....
You have an odd sense of humor.
I aim to make myself laugh and I always thought that was good enough, like that was a good system of evaluating whether or not something was actually funny. Now I'm starting to think it has something to do with other people, whether THEY laugh or not.

[ToucanSpam]

Matt is back? :confused:

[Qdrop]

Now I'm starting to think it has something to do with other people, whether THEY laugh or not.
oh yeah...

hence the creation of laugh tracks on sitcoms....

[Matt]

Matt is back? :confused:

never left, baby. :cool:

[Qdrop]

Qdrop, you're taking this too seriously. you'll say otherwise, but you'll only be lying to yourself.

where did you come from?

and dude, i love this shit.

[ToucanSpam]

*rejoicing*

sweet

[Matt]

where did you come from?

do you mean where have I been, or do you just not remember me? :(

[Nuzzolese]

Of course you love it. It's all about you, we're talking about you, you're rolling around in this thread right now like a big fat cat on his back purring with his eyes shut tight and his tail lolling about, while we're scratching you behind your ears and stroking your neck and cooing sush sweet nothings as "you suck" because there's no such thing as bad attention.

[Echewta]

Qdrop makes Sizzlean taste good.

RIP SIZZLEAN :(

[adam_f]

Qdrop makes sobriety check points more fun than playing in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheeses.

[Kid Presentable]

Qdrop makes sobriety check points more fun than playing in the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheeses.

I emptied and cleaned a ball pit once and found poos, and a condom. :confused:

[adam_f]

I bet those six year olds have a bigger penis than me too.

[Qdrop]

Of course you love it. It's all about you, we're talking about you, you're rolling around in this thread right now like a big fat cat on his back purring with his eyes shut tight and his tail lolling about, while we're scratching you behind your ears and stroking your neck and cooing sush sweet nothings as "you suck" because there's no such thing as bad attention.

like i said...

everyone's trying to drown the shark.



and it's not like everyone participating isn't enjoying this...

kid P and Freebasser feel all mighty cause they ripped on me and some other people said "good job, you got him good".... so they walk away with thier chest puffed out.
and others jumping in feel like they're part of a group- "common enemy"...and all that.

it's fun all around....

you guys all love this shit...just as much as me...
drama is drama....

[adam_f]

When I hear people say 'drama' I immediately think of Queen Latifah snapping her fingers three times and saying 'MMHMMM GURRRLLL!'

[Nuzzolese]

like i said...

everyone's trying to drown the shark.
....

What I said wasn't supposed to be an insult, quewpie. I've told you before I liked you on the board. Even your girlfriend got mad at me for it.

[Qdrop]

do you mean where have I been, or do you just not remember me? :(

both i guess.
i kinda remember you.
but mostly just cause you were on of the kids that was always up cosmo's ass...kissing it till it shined.

[Nuzzolese]

When I hear people say 'drama' I immediately think of Queen Latifah snapping her fingers three times and saying 'MMHMMM GURRRLLL!'

Imagining all of you talking like sassy black women is making me :)

[cosmo105]

mickill is a deadly force of funny, as is nuzz. and of course chew but i just laugh at him out of pity. you all have made me laugh at some point or another. freebasser, you crack me up and make me squeal because sometimes you're the only one that will get a joke/reference i make. (y)

Matt, it's good to have you back, kid. i missed eating your brains.

[Echewta]

but mostly just cause you were on of the kids that was always up cosmo's ass...kissing it till it shined.

You are just jealous because you saw your reflection.

[Qdrop]

What I said wasn't supposed to be an insult, quewpie. I've told you before I liked you on the board. Even your girlfriend got mad at me for it.

yeah, she did.

that was good times.









wait..."quewpie".....??

[cosmo105]

but mostly just cause you were on of the kids that was always up cosmo's ass...kissing it till it shined.
see, this is ridiculous. people will say i'm full of myself and have this huge following...

NO I DON'T. you're the one talking about it, making it into more than it is. leave my anus alone for once.

[Qdrop]

You are just jealous because you saw your reflection.

i looked tanner....

[Nuzzolese]

mickill is the impossible top of the mountain of funny, the warm center of light that all of the laughter of the world revolves around. :o

[Kid Presentable]

kid P and Freebasser feel all mighty cause they ripped on me =

For real, I don't need anything related to you to make myself feel good, if I even said that.

But yeah, good one.

[Matt]

both i guess.
i kinda remember you.
but mostly just cause you were on of the kids that was always up cosmo's ass...kissing it till it shined.

eh, I don't care. unprovoked insults don't bother me. I do think Cosmo's pretty cool, but I've never been in her anus. but, eh, whaddaya gonna do? at least people remember me.

[Nuzzolese]

yeah, she did.

that was good times.



I'm pretty sure she called me a bitch or a whore or something like that. meow.

[avignon]

Somebody do some more bone puns.




Hi Matt! :p /waves

[Kid Presentable]

Somebody do some more bone puns.




Hi Matt! :p /waves

I can't get a bone-er.

[cosmo105]

stop being so demandible.

[avignon]

haha! That's a real knee-slapper!

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont so much waste my humor on this board....but I am hands down funnier than any other person who posts here without a doubt.

[cosmo105]

you're the funniest person on IM.

[Qdrop]

I'm pretty sure she called me a bitch or a whore or something like that. meow.

i doubt that.

[Nuzzolese]

i doubt that.

well she didn't say it to me directly, it's just something I heard. Doesn't matter.

[avignon]

MELONS

[Matt]

you just had to, didn't you. pssh. you're un-pear-able.

[ToucanSpam]

you just had to, didn't you. pssh. you're un-pear-able.
Matt, you are such a fruit!


A reach peach though.

[avignon]

Well, you don't have to go all bananas over it.

[Qdrop]

well she didn't say it to me directly, it's just something I heard. Doesn't matter.

she doesn't partake in any "grapevine" of which you would hear things through.

not really sure how you could have "heard that"...


none the less......


did i mention i think mickill and echewta are really funny?!

[Matt]

you're still the apple of my eye, avignon, but you didn't have to go and stick out like a sore plum.

[ToucanSpam]

You both are being real....oranges?

ran out of fruit.... :o :(

[avignon]

I think you are just grape, Matt. It's berry nice to have you back.

[Matt]

I think you are just grape, Matt. It's berry nice to have you back.

thank you. I was hoping everyone in this thread would be cherry, but it seems all these people are just sour grapes.

[Kid Presentable]

Matt might have a bike, but does he avocado?

fuck off :(

[Matt]

Matt might have a bike, but does he avocado?


now you're just comparing apples to oranges. :(

[avignon]

Mango on with that silliness.

[Kid Presentable]

Oh Grape, time to put on my Aubergines and do some work.

get fucked :o

[avignon]

Well, what do ya guava do?

[Kid Presentable]

Calamansi I don't know?

I have sex with tomatoes.

[cosmo105]

this is getting painfully corny.

[Matt]

Lettuce move on to another topic, alright?

[Kid Presentable]

this is getting painfully corny.

Lend me an ear?

[avignon]

Why are goulashing out at me?

[Qdrop]

so you guys really think THIS is more fun than ganging up on me?

at the very least, get back on the original topic....

[Matt]

so you guys really think THIS is more fun than ganging up on me?

yeah.

[cosmo105]

qdrop, believe it or not, the board doesn't revolve around how much of a rebellious hellraiser you are.

[Matt]

Why are goulashing out at me?

you're lucky I didn't give you a cauliflower ear! :mad:

[ToucanSpam]

At least this is funny. Anyone else get tired of Squash-ing QDrop's ego?

[Qdrop]

qdrop, believe it or not, the board doesn't revolve around how much of a rebellious hellraiser you are.

yeah, i know.

just sayin......fruit jokes?


see THIS is why i mock people and start shit.....otherwise, we get fruit jokes....

[avignon]

so you guys really think THIS is more fun than ganging up on me?

at the very least, get back on the original topic....
I'm not liking the whole "everyone's ganging up on me but it's ok because I can take it see what a macho man I am" trend of yours. Find a new schtick, butt kisser.

[cosmo105]

oh, thank you for saving us from it.

[Qdrop]

At least this is funny. Anyone else get tired of Squash-ing QDrop's ego?

and why are YOU hatin on me....

we don't even squabble anymore....
we usually get along just fine....

you are such a "ME TOO"...

[Matt]

this isn't particuarly funny, but we're just seeing how far we can go with this. it dosent concern you, Qdrop, so why do you care?

EDIT: why is everyone paying attention to him? we should just carry on with what we were doing, and not care. he stopped us from doing that. the terrorists won.

[avignon]

this isn't particuarly funny, but we're just seeing how far we can go with this. it dosent concern you, Qdrop, so why do you care?
Because it's not about him.

PS Q, if you make a jab at a group of people all at once, then they come back at you for it, you can't use your new everyone's a me-too defense.

[Qdrop]

I'm not liking the whole "everyone's ganging up on me but it's ok because I can take it see what a macho man I am" trend of yours. Find a new schtick, butt kisser.

you don't like anything i do.

[Kid Presentable]

so you guys really think THIS is more fun than ganging up on me?

at the very least, get back on the original topic....

Funny equals smart.

Talking down your nose on a messageboard does not.

Fuck off.

[ToucanSpam]

and why are YOU hatin on me....

we don't even squabble anymore....
we usually get along just fine....

you are such a "ME TOO"...
I started shitting on your because you started shitting on Freebasser. I thought I went over this. I guess you can't remember very well.

[voltanapricot]

Brocolli do without without you all? *hugzzzz*

[Matt]

WHY DOES ANYBODY CARE?

[Qdrop]

this isn't particuarly funny, but we're just seeing how far we can go with this. it dosent concern you, Qdrop, so why do you care?

bored.

lookin for interaction.

same as you. i mean, you could say that to anyone who posts here.


and, as cosmo said, this is getting corny as hell.

[Kid Presentable]

Brocolli do without without you all? *hugzzzz*

Go back to Paper Money. I'll see you there. (y)

Actually, don't. They banned me for starting a thread about counterfeiting high denomination U.S bank-notes. :)

[Matt]

Brocolli do without without you all? *hugzzzz*

THANK YOU. you know I carrot get enough of you.

[voltanapricot]

Go back to Paper Money. I'll see you there. (y)
I've been banned!

Well that was fun in a totally lame way. *h5*

[Qdrop]

I started shitting on your because you started shitting on Freebasser. I thought I went over this. I guess you can't remember very well.
yeah, but since when have you two little inchwhippers been friends?

you're like a soap opera...every day you hate someone else.

[cosmo105]

he's more of an after school special

[avignon]

you don't like anything i do.
See that's not true. I love the way that despite this antagonist personality you portray, you usually have a sense of humour about yourself. That is a character trait that I find very appealing. I generally don't respect people who cannot laugh at themselves.
And I like digging at you because 1. you can take it 2. you can give it back 3. you don't hold back just because I'm a girl or because I may not be as smart as you 4. you've only recently become a butt kisser.

[Qdrop]

Funny equals smart.

Talking down your nose on a messageboard does not.

Fuck off.

man, you've really been gunning for me all of sudden...like in the past 2 weeks.
tryin to climb the totem pole?

fuck, i don't think i ever even talked to you before....
wierd.
where do you people come from?

[Kid Presentable]

I've been banned!

Well that was fun in a totally lame way. *h5*

Indeed. I started a thread printing my own money. :(

[voltanapricot]

THANK YOU. you know I carrot get enough of you.
I think it's time for us turnip this all in the bud.

[ToucanSpam]

yeah, but since when have you two little inchwhippers been friends?

you're like a soap opera...every day you hate someone else.
Why do you care?

Sheesh, you overexagerate (spelling).


Cosmo, I AM an after school special. You know everyone loves them secretly.

[Matt]

Why do you care?

isn't that the question. for everybody.

[voltanapricot]

Indeed. I started a thread printing my own money. :(
If it helps you were the funniest person on the CoinTalk board. (y)

[ToucanSpam]

isn't that the question. for everybody.
Obviously you would care if you considered the person a friend. If you don't you shouldn't. BUT, I know that it bothers me when people say shit about me. If that makes me sub-human or an idiot, then label me an idiot.

[Kid Presentable]

man, you've really been gunning for me all of sudden...like in the past 2 weeks.
tryin to climb the totem pole?

fuck, i don't think i ever even talked to you before....
wierd.
where do you people come from?

ouch.

You take notice because I'm right, hack.

[Qdrop]

I may not be as smart as you i'm not smarter than you.
i've never had an issue with you or ever ripped on you.
contrary to popular belief...i don't rip on every one...just people who are idiots, pussies, simplistic and generic, annoying, wrong about something blatant, more egotistical than me,...in other words: those the bring it upon themselves.
i don't just randomly bully people...though many like to think i do.

you've only recently become a butt kisser. who's butt am i kissing.

[Kid Presentable]

If it helps you were the funniest person on the CoinTalk board. (y)

Fuck it, that'll do.


It was a Two Ronnies type deal, though. You played the Dead Wood, well. Lined up my 'Fifty cents to buy some soup' gag perfectly.

Many thanks.

[Matt]

Obviously you would care if you considered the person a friend. If you don't you shouldn't. BUT, I know that it bothers me when people say shit about me. If that makes me sub-human or an idiot, then label me an idiot.

I didn't like it when he was making fun of aidan at all. But if we all dropped it right now, he'd have nothing to work with. everyone is just feeding the fire.

[Qdrop]

ouch.

You take notice because I'm right, hack.

you have gotten much better than you used to be.

i think i remember you from the music section...talking about hip hop and stuff.
you were really quiet and mellow.
very boring and generic.

now you've really become brash and arrogant.

i blame the OZ clique....

none the less, your attacks on me, while more focused...are still pretty generic and predictable.

[ToucanSpam]

I didn't like it when he was making fun of aidan at all. But if we all dropped it right now, he'd have nothing to work with. everyone is just feeding the fire.
You're right.

All I did was defend a friend, then I made some fruit jokes which was fun. When I came back from doing the dishes, he was STILL going on. Sheesh.

[avignon]

i'm not smarter than you.
i've never had an issue with you or ever ripped on you.
contrary to popular belief...i don't rip on every one...just people who are idiots, pussies, simplistic and generic, annoying, wrong about something blatant, more egotistical than me,...in other words: those the bring it upon themselves.
i don't just randomly bully people...though many like to think i do.

who's butt am i kissing.
I'm not sure why you responded like that. I wasn't accusing you of ripping on me. I was just trying to tell you that I don't dislike you-which kind of surprised me to realize that you might think that I do. I like to "go after" the people who everyone seems to tip toe around. That's why I started doing it to you months ago. But I may have found a new mark.
And you were butt kissing Dr. Deaf in that thread about other message boards. Blatantly. (n)

[Kid Presentable]

you have gotten much better than you used to be.

i think i remember you from the music section...talking about hip hop and stuff.
you were really quiet and mellow.
very boring and generic.

now you've really become brash and arrogant.

i blame the OZ clique....

none the less, your attacks on me, while more focused...are still pretty generic and predictable.

[Qdrop]

But if we all dropped it right now, he'd have nothing to work with. everyone is just feeding the fire.

the man does have a point.

i saw people listing freebasser as a funny person....
i can honestly say i have never found that kid remotely funny.
so i stated as such.
big deal.

and then he fired back....and the me-too's joined in.


i just thought the fruit jokes were pathetic...so i stated as such.


while i would like some interaction on this slow day at work (as stated)....i'm not just gunning to be a dick.

everything i say has a basis....
you all fuckin know it.

[BionicEye]

People fighting on here blows as such.

[avignon]

Q, if you make a jab at a group of people all at once, then they come back at you for it, you can't use your new everyone's a me-too defense.

[Qdrop]

I'm not sure why you responded like that. I wasn't accusing you of ripping on me. I was just trying to tell you that I don't dislike you-which kind of surprised me to realize that you might think that I do. I like to "go after" the people who everyone seems to tip toe around. That's why I started doing it to you months ago. But I may have found a new mark. all reasons why i like you on here.

And you were butt kissing Dr. Deaf in that thread about other message boards. Blatantly. (n)lady, i can't ALWAYS be antagonistic. jeesh.

[ToucanSpam]

QDrop just shut the fuck up and let it go. Don't be a dick and go looking for a fight every day, and you'll make it alright.

[avignon]

Well, goddammit! I expect more from you! If you are going to butt kiss someone, at least pick someone who isn't on everyone's mandatory butt-kissing list!

[BionicEye]

Yeah!!!! Kiss my hairy ass!

and just for arguements sake so no you can't say I'm kissing your ass now...

SUCK MY LEFT NUT, AVIGNON.



(that was just for effect, you don't really have to suck it)

[Matt]

and then he fired back....and the me-too's joined in.




maybe they were just waiting for someone to have the balls to start the attack.

I'm saying I'm a part of this. I've always found you funny, and knew enough to stay out of your way (probably why you don't remember me). But jeezuz, man. it's not always about you.

[avignon]

Yeah!!!! Kiss my hairy ass!

and just for arguements sake so no you can't say I'm kissing your ass now...

SUCK MY LEFT NUT, AVIGNON.



(that was just for effect, you don't really have to suck it)
Who the fuck are you? I was damn sure that you are an alias, right? But I thought that I knew who most of the people are who make aliases and I didn't think that any of them would talk to me like that. So what the fuck is up then? You think you got some juice? You wanna piece of me, bitch?

[BionicEye]

Easy, A

It was a joke.... I keeeeeed! I thought you'd get it.

Is there such a thing as 'juice' on here? I was just playin and was on your side, gurlfren.


Like I said, you don't really have to suck it!

[avignon]

Well, that's a let down. Are you a Freebasser alias?

[BionicEye]

whatchu talkin 'bout, Willis?

[Matt]

whatchu talkin 'bout, Willis?

I bet Gary Coleman is so tired of that.

[BionicEye]

Phhhhssst.... Get outta town, Calvin!

[Qdrop]

Well, goddammit! I expect more from you! If you are going to butt kiss someone, at least pick someone who isn't on everyone's mandatory butt-kissing list!

hahahaha!

take it and love it, beooootch!

[Qdrop]

maybe they were just waiting for someone to have the balls to start the attack. exactly my point.
hence my "me too's" claim.

though avignon disagrees.

I'm saying I'm a part of this. I've always found you funny, and knew enough to stay out of your way (probably why you don't remember me). oh, please..i'm harmless to those that aren't idiots.
you've never struck me as an idiot.
you just REEEAALLLy like cosmo.

But jeezuz, man. it's not always about you.

listen...ALL OF YOU.

i know that. and while you are all CONVINCED that i come on this board and these threads purely to try and make the world revolve around me and demand attention...

that is only slightly true.

i just never bite my tongue.
i see something or someone that bugs me, i let lose.

i disagree with something...i yell it out.

period.

that came be taken a myriad of ways...from "respect for speaking your mind" to "dude, why do you have to constantly feed your ego with attention".

i'm not gonna change anyone's mind on why i act the way i do.

but none-the-less....if you have an ounce of objectivism in your head.....use it.
pay attention to who and what i go after and WHY.

it's not as random, arbitrarily spiteful and egotistical as you may think.

done.

[Abe Froman]

Qdrop is why i keep the child lock option on for my car doors.

[Freebasser]

You really can't let it go can you, fuckface?

You have to let everyone know I'm not funny and an idiot and you have to go around all the threads throwing little jibes here there and everywhere.

What is your obsession with me Q? I mean, I only fight back when you attack, I don't set out on here whenever I sign on to piss you off, but there you come looking for trouble.

So what is your obsession Q? Are you jealous of the fact that so many people find me funny? that I'm popular on here and you aren't? Or do you secretly love me? I reckon you do. Why else would you spend so much time trying to annoy me?

Either way, you're fucking sad, and a complete laughing stock to 99% of this place.

[Nuzzolese]

[ToucanSpam]

You really can't let it go can you, fuckface?

You have to let everyone know I'm not funny and an idiot and you have to go around all the threads throwing little jibes here there and everywhere.

What is your obsession with me Q? I mean, I only fight back when you attack, I don't set out on here whenever I sign on to piss you off, but there you come looking for trouble.

So what is your obsession Q? Are you jealous of the fact that so many people find me funny? that I'm popular on here and you aren't? Or do you secretly love me? I reckon you do. Why else would you spend so much time trying to annoy me?

Either way, you're fucking sad, and a complete laughing stock to 99% of this place.
Pretty much sums it up.

Q, you dished it out and now you get some of your own medicine. Now, drink it up.

[cookiepuss]

for the record: I'm the funniest person on this board. :p

[Qdrop]

Q, you dished it out and now you get some of your own medicine. Now, drink it up.

and someday....when you get big and strong...

you'll attack me all on your own! and not have to wait until others get the balls to do it, so you can tag along!

yes you will, you tough little man you....*pinches cheeks*.

[BionicEye]

Why has this 'funniest person(s)' thread become so unfunny?


Someone tell a joke or something.

[CrankItUp!]

for the record: I'm the funniest person on this board. :p
That's the funniest thing I've heard from you so far. :p

[ToucanSpam]

and someday....when you get big and strong...

you'll attack me all on your own! and not have to wait until others get the balls to do it, so you can tag along!

yes you will, you tough little man you....*pinches cheeks*.
You are a little bitch. You just can't take the fact that you are a complete twat, and that more than one person agrees. You pick fights every day all the fucking time and when you get a little bit of your own medicine, you can't even suck it up and admit it. You have too much e-pride. And you waste too much time asking people 'when were my glory days? when did everyone like me?'. For gods sake, if you dont already know the answer to that, then you probably werent to begin with.

Keep on reaching for that rainbow Q. Calling me a sheep, a 'me too', or anything else doesn't solve the problem. You shutting your fat fucking mouth will. Now, stop picking fights.

[like2_drink]

i dunno, I've never actually hated Qdrop. by no means are we friendly or even on the base of acknowledging each other, but i don't see what the big deal is about him.

adamF and echewta are pretty funny in my mind, theres others to.

[BionicEye]

** Puts Whoopie Cushions under Toucan & Q-Drop's chairs **







*exits room* :D

[ToucanSpam]

** Put's a Whoopie Cushion Under Toucan & Q-Drop's chairs **







*exits room* :D
:D :D :D :D

[Qdrop]

i dunno, I've never actually hated Qdrop. by no means are we friendly or even on the base of acknowledging each other, but i don't see what the big deal is about him.



*sigh*
fine, i'll acknowledge you....

gawd...

[voltanapricot]

Someone tell a joke or something.
I don't believe that reciting jokes can make one a 'funny person', as it's not their own but here's one for you.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?


















Phillipe Philloppe!

I deserve to be shot.

[ToucanSpam]

I don't believe that reciting jokes can make one a 'funny person', as it's not their own but here's one for you.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Philloppe!

I deserve to be shot.
I DONT GET IT

[BionicEye]

Why has this 'funniest person(s)' thread become so unfunny?
Someone tell a joke or something.


I don't believe that reciting jokes can make one a 'funny person', as it's not their own but here's one for you.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Philloppe!
I deserve to be shot.

Well that was something... but i guess that makes you a not too funny person, huh?

[Matt]

Whats a mooses favorite condiment?

Moose-tard!

Whats a Penguin's favorite condiment?

Mayonaise!

[CrankItUp!]

The Padster gets my vote. (y) And I can't believe that going on to 9 fucking pages - that no one else has even mentioned him !

[voltanapricot]

Well that was something... but i guess that makes you a not too funny person, huh?
I knew that anyway.

Toucan:What don't you get?

[BionicEye]

Whats a mooses favorite condiment?

Moose-tard!

Whats a Penguin's favorite condiment?

Mayonaise!


eh-heh-heh-heh-heh..... wait, huh?

[ToucanSpam]

Toucan:What don't you get?
WHERES THE JOKE PART OF IT? I DONT GET IT!!

[Matt]

WHERES THE CAPS LOCK KEY?

I DON'T KNOW. :D

[ToucanSpam]

I DON'T KNOW. :D
(y)

[Nuzzolese]

^that was cute

[voltanapricot]

WHERES THE JOKE PART OF IT? I DONT GET IT!!
Oh I think I know why you don't get it, what do you call these (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://parisfashion.allstarz.org/images/Lori%2520Jack%2520Havaianas%2520Flip%2520Flops%252 0with%2520Swarovski%2520Crystals%2520Hot%2520Pink. jpg&imgrefurl=http://parisfashion.allstarz.org/shoes4.html&h=487&w=600&sz=27&tbnid=ubXy8rrKa3EJ:&tbnh=107&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dflip%2Bflops%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D) over there?

Matt: That last joke was as stupid as your mom.

[ToucanSpam]

Oh I think I know why you don't get it, what do you call these (http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://parisfashion.allstarz.org/images/Lori%2520Jack%2520Havaianas%2520Flip%2520Flops%252 0with%2520Swarovski%2520Crystals%2520Hot%2520Pink. jpg&imgrefurl=http://parisfashion.allstarz.org/shoes4.html&h=487&w=600&sz=27&tbnid=ubXy8rrKa3EJ:&tbnh=107&tbnw=133&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dflip%2Bflops%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D) over there?

Matt: That last joke was as stupid as your mom.
I call them flip flops.


I GET IT NOW!

[Matt]

Matt: That last joke was as stupid as your mom.

hey.

shut up.

[like2_drink]

*sigh*
fine, i'll acknowledge you....

gawd...

not what i was asking for :cool: