Interview a Board Member

[ms.peachy]

what if he suggested a lesbian encounter? :p
Well I meant lesbianism as a lifestyle, not just a sex thing.


I'm pretty sure mr.p would rather stab out his own eye with a rusty fork than make that suggestion, anyway.



Now back to this interview bizniz: I thought I was supposed to interview jabumbo, but I see someone else has done it and I can't find the posting that listed who it was I was supposed to do then if I am remembering wrong because there's like sooo many pages here now. :confused:

[ToucanSpam]

Ihave a bit of time to throw down some questions to someone.
I'll take some, even though I was already interviewd.

[Echewta]

sorry, people who havent had questions and want them. that leaves question whores like you and me out.

[ToucanSpam]

I wouldn't mind interviewing someone, like asking the questions. I like coming up with questions.

[TAL]

Now back to this interview bizniz: I thought I was supposed to interview jabumbo, but I see someone else has done it and I can't find the posting that listed who it was I was supposed to do then if I am remembering wrong because there's like sooo many pages here now. :confused:
ms. peachy to interview jabumbo
nuzz to interview ms. peachy

So it looks like someone took your place.

[teat]

sorry, people who havent had questions and want them. that leaves question whores like you and me out.

I'll do it.

[ms.peachy]

ms. peachy to interview jabumbo
nuzz to interview ms. peachy

So it looks like someone took your place.
Oh, man.

I snooze, I lose. :(

[Kid Presentable]

I, like everybody else, would love to talk about myself. But if I can get an interesting interviewee, I'd be all for it.

[ms.peachy]

I, like everybody else, would love to talk about myself.
OK I'll interview you then. Gimme a few minutes. I'll be back shortly.

[ms.peachy]

1. If your best mate hit on your girlfriend, and she rebuffed his advance, would you want to know about it, or would you rather remain blissfully ignorant of the situation?

2. Can you cook?
If so, what is your 'signature dish'?
If not, do you want to learn or are you not bothered about it?

3. What products to you use to clean your bathroom?

4. What is your favourite building? Why?

5. When was the last time you were so ill (properly ill, not hungover) that you thought you were going to die? Did you nurse yourself through, or did someone help?

6. You know that drawer in the kitchen we all have, where we stick stuff that we don't know where else to put? What's in yours?

7. Do you play any musical instruments?
If so, to what level of competency?
If not, do you regret that?

8. What role does art play in your life?

9. Do you support capital punishment? If so, in what circumstances?

10. Could you be happy in an 'open marriage'?

11. What lessons (good or bad, accurate or inaccurate) about relationships did you learn from your parents?

12. How would you 'dress to impress' for a first date? (Asssume the weather is fair and neither terribly hot nor terribly cold, and you are going to dinner and a movie.)

13. Genital piercings: good thing or bad thing?

14. Given a selection of donuts, which type do you go for first?

15. In ten words or less, sum up your philosophy of life.

[cosmo105]

synch!


tell us a little about yourself. describe yourself in haiku form. GO!


what do you do for a living? do you enjoy it?

have you ever gotten in a fight? if so, do you regret it, or regret not doing more damage?

if you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life (but have as much of it as you want, a neverending supply), what would it be?

name something about your woman that she hates about herself but you love to itty bitty bits.

where do you want to retire?

who was your childhood hero?

what's your specialty? in the kitchen/bar...what's the one thing that you make best?

what's the drunkest you've ever been?

do you hate anyone? who, and why?

what's your biggest, most life-altering event?

and finally...

what's the worst movie you've ever seen?

[Hiebz]

good stuff people (y)


keep it up!

liked your questions cosmo - seirously, I'm not flicking your clit just cus your hot stuff here popularity wise; me trying to gain popularity by association and stuff

[synch]

synch!


tell us a little about yourself. describe yourself in haiku form. GO!

poor at making rhymes
otherwise pretty cheerful
haiku's are pretty hard

what do you do for a living? do you enjoy it?

I've nearly finished my bachelor's degree but have recently been hired to do some part time system engineering for a friend's company. They produce short films and I'm going to get to mess with pretty high end editing machines so I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to starting but need something else because it's not going to take me many hours to do what they need.

have you ever gotten in a fight? if so, do you regret it, or regret not doing more damage?

I've always managed to get out of tricky situations by talking. I've been in a couple of dangerous ones and one particularly dangerous one involved me and five friends in the middle of an intercity train filled with PSV fans wearing white and red while wearing yellow and blue (Parma's colours, the team they had played that night). It's a long story but the situation was defused just in time... we would have had quite a fight on our hands considering there was literally an entire trainload of "them" (not all agressive though...) and five of us.

if you could only eat one food item for the rest of your life (but have as much of it as you want, a neverending supply), what would it be?

Pasta. No doubt about it. There is so much you can do with it that I could literally eat it every day. When I'm in Italy it often works out that way too.

name something about your woman that she hates about herself but you love to itty bitty bits.

The way she sneezes. She has the most adorable high pitched sneeze and she seems embarassed when she does it but it just makes me go "awwwwwwwww!".

where do you want to retire?

I'm very happy where I am (Amsterdam) but with age I might want to retire to somewhere more tranquil. I think a little place in the mountains or countryside of tuscany will do nicely.

who was your childhood hero?

Hmmm... I can't think of anyone in particular I looked up to, oooh, maybe Michael Knight and B.A. Baracus. Might have been Alf and Murdoch though...

what's your specialty? in the kitchen/bar...what's the one thing that you make best?

Hmmmm... Pasta with smoked salmon, left overs of any kind and eggs (in combination with the leftovers or without it, depends on the leftovers).

what's the drunkest you've ever been?

It would have to be one of two occasions.

Ony of my best mates' birthday party a year and a half ago. I deny the existance of any pictures of that evening.

Or...

New years eve 2001. It was an invitation only thing with an entry fee and a free bar. It was a fairly big party but the people at the bar just poured me a vodka if I got close to it even if I was there just to order a coke for my friend (the beforementioned friend) who was unable to get off of the barstool... So I basically kept drinking. I fell off of a barstool later that evening.

do you hate anyone? who, and why?

I've given this a bit of thought and no, I don't think I do. I dislike some people and I guess I've hated a person or two in the past but nope, no hate. I think.

what's your biggest, most life-altering event?

Lots really. The one that impacts me the most is the most recent one and that's meeting Celeste.

and finally...

what's the worst movie you've ever seen?

I got this feeling of extreme discomfort while reading this question. I think it's because of a movie I've seen but I can't pinpoint it. I'll get back to you on this one if I get through this mental block.

Oh wait, thought of some:
Barb Wire
...

Ok, thought of one...

[Kid Presentable]

Thanks Mama Peachy, I'll get onto those laters, got work. :cool:

[Knuckles]

knuckles can interview me...
1. If you met Robmoney in a public restroom and he was on fire would you piss on him to put it out?


2. How did you meet your significant other?


3. Who would you rather have oral sex with, Yauch or this chick (http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg) ?

4. Name 3 things you want to do before you turn 40?

5. What is your favorite musical act other than the Beastie Boys?

6. Have you ever spent the night in the hospital? If so explain the circumstances.

7. If you could have a superpower what would it be?

8. What is the most unique thing about you?

9. What is your favorite childhood memory?

10. If you really hate BF why do you post here?

[Kid Presentable]

1. If your best mate hit on your girlfriend, and she rebuffed his advance, would you want to know about it, or would you rather remain blissfully ignorant of the situation? I would rather know about it, I have had it happen before, and I have the been the 'best mate' in question as well, so I think you've just got to pull the band aid off quickly. It's a large reason why I don't really mix with people.

2. Can you cook?
If so, what is your 'signature dish'?
If not, do you want to learn or are you not bothered about it?No, but I would love to able to return the favour for all the beautiful meals my other half cooks me. At this point I want to learn, but am not bothered about it.

3. What products to you use to clean your bathroom?Shower Power. So bleachy I fall over lots when I use it...hurrr....

4. What is your favourite building? Why?The Commerce building at Otago University, because I used to skate there all the time, and it was me, my friends, chilling and some sick skating. Memories, basically.

5. When was the last time you were so ill (properly ill, not hungover) that you thought you were going to die? Did you nurse yourself through, or did someone help?I drank for two days straight and slept for 26 hours, and people couldn't wake me up. Missing the point of your question, I know, but I have never been that ill.

6. You know that drawer in the kitchen we all have, where we stick stuff that we don't know where else to put? What's in yours?
Every instruction manual I own, from Sega Megadrive, to George Foreman Grill.
7. Do you play any musical instruments?
If so, to what level of competency?
If not, do you regret that?
I played the drums from an early age, when it was apparent to my music teacher I was the only kid in my class with a sense of rhythm. We went through major financial upheaval, and we had to sell them eventually. I tuned down a Fender Stratocaster of a flatmate's once, and we played Gratitude, Tough Guy and a reggae version of Sabotage when I was 18. So I can barely play makeshift bass.
8. What role does art play in your life?
I spent an hour at the Louvre, then went to an underground Parisian arcade and played videogames for six hours. But I am in awe of people who can use their creative faculties beyond concept, and actually process form, be it music, illustration, literature, whatevs.
9. Do you support capital punishment? If so, in what circumstances?
Not really, because it relies on absolutes. I feel we could do more prohibit serious offenders gaining freedom eventually, but then that would kind of be another death sentence. Probably why I don't have a say in these things.

10. Could you be happy in an 'open marriage'? No. I'm a romantic.

11. What lessons (good or bad, accurate or inaccurate) about relationships did you learn from your parents?
Be open and honest with each other, or else you'll wind up like my parents.
12. How would you 'dress to impress' for a first date? (Asssume the weather is fair and neither terribly hot nor terribly cold, and you are going to dinner and a movie.)Jeans, hoodie, shell toes. Take me or leave me.

13. Genital piercings: good thing or bad thing?Good for me, I don't have to deal with them!

14. Given a selection of donuts, which type do you go for first?Sugared, gotta work your way up, take it slow, yo.

15. In ten words or less, sum up your philosophy of life.
It's yours to live

[Rancid_Beasties]

Somebody interview me (y)

[cj hood]

1. If you met Robmoney in a public restroom and he was on fire would you piss on him to put it out?
no, i don't have that much piss

2. How did you meet your significant other?
she knew a guy i played softball with


3. Who would you rather have oral sex with, Yauch or this chick (http://www.henrydees.com/andys_girl.jpg) ?
she posts here doesn't she.....niether

4. Name 3 things you want to do before you turn 40?
meet the beasties, get another Master's, buy a bigger house

5. What is your favorite musical act other than the Beastie Boys?
all time - Run DMC..........currently - Weezer

6. Have you ever spent the night in the hospital? If so explain the circumstances.
my son was in for a high fever last spring....i stayed with him

7. If you could have a superpower what would it be?
to fly

8. What is the most unique thing about you?
sense of humour

9. What is your favorite childhood memory?
being little league champs

10. If you really hate BF why do you post here?
i don't hate it....once you make your way thru multiple posters, the retarted and puppy love ish....it's not bad

[Mcmac]

i will

[Rancid_Beasties]

Do it

[Mcmac]

1. what was it about me that made u fall in love with me?



2.i know you do that lawyer shit but do you ever see yourself actually being a lawyer?


3. if you were an animal what animal would u be?


4.if your brother killed your mum how would u handle it?


5. whats your favourite movie?


6. do you regret making a shit screename? :p and if you could change it what would u change it too?


7.will you please stop closing your blinds at night? i cant get a clear view


8. what are you good at? any talents?


9. if you killed yourself how would u do it?


10. would u fuck a man for 10 million?(i would)


11.do you like the beasties as much as when u first came here?


12. what is you most valued item?


13.when was ur last gf?


14.do u spit or swallow.....your gum?


15. whats your favourite album?


ok thats it and idont want any "neithers"

[beastieangel01]

so, Norcen, I just tried to answer your questions for oh, about the 3rd time now.

First time, I was at work and ran out of time and had to get to class. Next time I tried and I had to leave my house before I got to it.

This time I actually answered EVERYTHING in full and it took about 15-20 minutes to do. Then I hit post, and all of a sudden, I was logged out, had to log in, and all my answers are GONE.

So, I'm frustrated and will have to try again to answer another day ;/

[Kid Presentable]

^
Awesome sig.

[Kid Presentable]

Norcen:

Who is your biggest inspiration?


Two days to live, What do you do?


Tell me about your house.


Through various dabblings in scenes, have you at your core remained the same person?

What did you learn in your time as a goth?


Can we all just get along?


Do you have any pets?


Describe your ideal partner.


Do you give blood?



I'm not an alias.

[Rancid_Beasties]

1. what was it about me that made u fall in love with me?
Your love of animals :rolleyes:

2.i know you do that lawyer shit but do you ever see yourself actually being a lawyer?
Nope. I wanna be a rockstar (seriously!)

3. if you were an animal what animal would u be?
Certainly not a cat you sick fuck. Maybe an elephant.

4.if your brother killed your mum how would u handle it?
I'd kick his ass severely then call the police and have a party when hes convicted to life in jail. Who does that sort of shit?

5. whats your favourite movie?
Blues Brothers followed by Pulp Fiction

6. do you regret making a shit screename? :p and if you could change it what would u change it too?
I'd change it to Mcmach II ;)

7.will you please stop closing your blinds at night? i cant get a clear view
Those aren't blinds they are boards, I haven't been able to put a new window in since you last broke in.

8. what are you good at? any talents?
I was on a scholarship for singing, done a few solos here and there and been in the cathedral choir. Lord of the flies sorta shizzle. Also I play guitar and I have a high alcohol tolerance with the ability to skull quickly.

9. if you killed yourself how would u do it?
I would do it like michael hutchence, in some form of a sex act...I dunno it'd be a good way to die i guess.

10. would u fuck a man for 10 million?(i would)
Thats alot of money, but still anal integrity is very valuable in the modern world...I guess. Plus the pain...No.

11.do you like the beasties as much as when u first came here?
Yeah they are still my favourite band. But I rarely listen to them because of itunes shuffle.

12. what is you most valued item?
My comptuter, then my amplifier.

13.when was ur last gf?
About a year and a half ago :(, man when I was your age I was a player, well not really but I had consecutive girlfriends for like a year and a half with only a few breaks in between each (never cheated)

14.do u spit or swallow.....your gum?
Spit, dont you know that stuff just sits in your stomach forever.

15. whats your favourite album?
Paul's Boutique easily.

ok thats it and idont want any "neithers"

[Mcmac]

great answers rancid! made me laugh haha (y)

[HEIRESS]

1. Do you like your current job?

I love the people at my current job. I spend most of the day laughing and kidding around or making funny faces when Im being semi-sexually harassed, but it all adds to the enjoyment heh. I dont like the fact that Im doing chemistry, because I hate feeling like I have no idea what Im doing at certain points during my work days. Since Im far less chemically educated than my coworkers I often feel this way, but I keep up and do good consistant work and it's satisfying. The pay could be better and I want to get the fuck out of this city hence Ill probably only be here for a couple more months, so Ill suck all the experience I can out of this place while Im here



2. As of today, how do you feel about the direction your life is going?

Its unclear to me, 4 months ago I was dead set as to what the next two years of my life were going to consist of but now my relationship, job, further education and location are all chaotic and unclarified in my mind, so uhhhhhhh yeah!



3. How important is this board to you, and who are your most and least favorites here?

The board is somewhat a fixture in my life these past 5ish years. My level of participation changes frequently and for sure my time spent here increases when my real life is gaying me out. Im glad I have it as an escape and ranting ring, its good stuffs eh.
I dont want to name my most favorite, they know who they are and have for a long long time.
I really dont have any least favorites, really.



4. What's more important to you, power, wealth, love, or security?

To be secure in my love would be great.



5. If you could pick 3 people to be banned on the spot right now, who and why?

me, so I could go to sleep instead of playing on das board



6. If you could chose to go on tour with any band, other then the Beasties, who would it be?

Matt Mays and El Torpedo cause then I could braid matts hair into pigtails before each of his shows
:/



7. Star Wars or Star Trek? :p

SW YO YO



8. How important is it to you to get married?

I want to be married to someone someday but not go through the marriage process, I want less than 20 people at my wedding but Im sure that will never happen so durrrrrr
marriage YAY babies NAY



9. How do you feel about Canada's sports teams? Well represented or a joke?

Hmmmmm if Vancouver got a MLB team my life would be complete. Canada seems to be hockey and nothing else to the world, so I guess we atleast got that
we suck at the summer olympics no arguing that, but I adore the winter olympics cause we can occasionally kick ass
VANCOUVER 2010!!!!



10. If you could choose between immortality or being infamous, which one and why?

I dont like being the centre of attention in groups larger than 20ish people, so Ill take immortality cause damn sons yah killin me!



GOOD STUFF THANKS TS!
(y)

[ToucanSpam]

Twas a pleasure coming up with relevant question, yo. :D

[TAL]

Hi there boardmember who I've had the most interaction with during the last few weeks.

1. Because you were lured there by a man, you now live in a small town. Is that because you want your daughter to grow up in a relatively safe place or do you really like it there? Or both maybe. Or maybe something totally different. Just explain :)

2. Why did you join this board, and why did it happen a year after the last album was released?

3. Now that you're divorced, what's the most phallic-like object in your home?

4. What street number do you live on and is your lucky number (if you have one) part of that?

5. Could someone who never met or talked to you tell what your favorite color is just by visiting your home?

6. In the movie Apocalypse Now, Kilgore says "I love the smell of napalm in the morning". Do you feel the same or do you have another favorite smell that makes your mornings great?

7. You don't watch tv, but do you still have a favorite theme song from a show?

Yes, only 7 questions. You leave work in about 1 hour so I have to give you time to answer my difficult questions.

[wanton wench]

Hi there boardmember who I've had the most interaction with during the last few weeks.

1. Because you were lured there by a man, you now live in a small town. Is that because you want your daughter to grow up in a relatively safe place or do you really like it there? Or both maybe. Or maybe something totally different. Just explain :) both. its very safe here. check out the police beat in our local paper (http://www.lovelycitizen.com) its really the people that keep me here. i have never met so many good people in one place before!

2. Why did you join this board, and why did it happen a year after the last album was released? i have always loved the beastie boys. i use to come here years ago but i was not a member. there is no reason why i joined a year after the last album. i just have access to a computer on a daily basis now!

3. Now that you're divorced, what's the most phallic-like object in your home?
i guess there are lots of things. but they dont get used like a phallic-like object should!
4. What street number do you live on and is your lucky number (if you have one) part of that?
i dont have a street #. i have a street name. my house # is 4. and my favorite # is 3 because it always works its way into my life.
5. Could someone who never met or talked to you tell what your favorite color is just by visiting your home?
yes but only if they went in my bedroom!
6. In the movie Apocalypse Now, Kilgore says "I love the smell of napalm in the morning". Do you feel the same or do you have another favorite smell that makes your mornings great?
i love war movies! apocalypse now is a great one. but my favorite smell in the morning is coffee!
7. You don't watch tv, but do you still have a favorite theme song from a show?
i never really watched sanford and son but i always loved the funky song!
Yes, only 7 questions. You leave work in about 1 hour so I have to give you time to answer my difficult questions.

[TAL]

Yeah, that's what I meant with question 4 :)

And you made it in time! Enjoy your weekend.

[jabumbo]

ok, here goes nothing....


1. i heard your real name isn't zorra. how is that working out for you?

2. have any plans to leave that crazy island you live on behind?

3. why do you have to keep passing out those hemmorrhoids to everyone?

4. what is your favorite hobby?

5. why did you start coming to this place?

6. do you really keep that joe character tied up in the basement like i heard?

7. if you could go anywhere in the world to visit, where would it be?

8. which member of this here board give you the most enjoyment whenreading their threads/posts?

9. can you draw me a picture of some cool aussie animal, and send it to me in a pm?

[zorra_chiflada]

1. i heard your real name isn't zorra. how is that working out for you?
no, my real name is susan. i think most people know that. when people call me zorra it's kinda funny because zorra means vixen, and i'm no vixen. :(

2. have any plans to leave that crazy island you live on behind?
yeah, when i've finished my degree - my arts degree AND a teaching degree, we're gonna go to melbourne. that will be a million years away.

3. why do you have to keep passing out those hemmorrhoids to everyone?
why don't you ever shut your face? :mad:

4. what is your favorite hobby?
coming on here. honestly. :( fuck.

5. why did you start coming to this place?
because i really like the beastie boys and i wanted to find out more and talk to people that liked them as well. this was my first message board.

6. do you really keep that joe character tied up in the basement like i heard?
we don't have a basement.

7. if you could go anywhere in the world to visit, where would it be?
prolly somewhere in western europe; england, france, italy, holland

8. which member of this here board give you the most enjoyment whenreading their threads/posts?
prolly kid presentable.
but seriously, joe's posts usually make me laugh out loud. i think it's hilarious that no-one else here finds him as funny as i do!

9. can you draw me a picture of some cool aussie animal, and send it to me in a pm?
you mean draw it with a pencil, scan it in and then send it to you? or do a shitty one in MS paint. i'll do the ms paint one. you better use it as your desktop. :mad:

[jabumbo]

6. do you really keep that joe character tied up in the basement like i heard?
we don't have a basement.

9. can you draw me a picture of some cool aussie animal, and send it to me in a pm?
you mean draw it with a pencil, scan it in and then send it to you? or do a shitty one in MS paint. i'll do the ms paint one. you better use it as your desktop. :mad:


so that means he is tied up, but not where i thought....


i will defeinetly put whatever you draw me as my desktop, but i would prefer if it were something nice :rolleyes:

[abcdefz]

I just saw this. Okay:

a-z

1. What exactly does your job entail? My company makes software which really speeds up computer chip processes. So, for instance, the next X-Box chip might be designed using our software (they're bench testing it right now). I edit the documentation for user manauals and online help files and such; that's the main job.

2. Did you go to college, if so what was your major? I went for two years. English, Theater, and then an independent study in film.

3. Who is your fav author and why? Ooooooh. That's tough. I assume we're skipping authors of scripture, so my... ahhhhh, it's too hard. Willa Cather and J.D. Salinger tie. Why? They both write well, but so does F. Scott Fitzgerald, whose stunted sensibilities drive a nail through the heart of even his best stuff. Willa Cather and J.D. Salinger are both really humane writers -- I've heard their personal lives are pretty messy, but at least they don't celebrate it -- and their best stuff is really observant, surprising, life affirming, and moral. And incredibly re-readable; I really, really dig Tolstoy's stuff but there are only a few of his things I go back to with the sort of pleasure I have re-reading Cather and Salinger.

4. If you were caught in Katrina and had only a bagpack to fill what would you take? Probably water filter gear.

5. Fav sushi roll? ...roll? The Grand Slam that Wallace at Miyuki makes. I don't know for sure what all's in it, but it's packed: crab, egg, eel, miso leaves, tuna, shrimp; wrapped in soy paper and sprinkled with seasme seeds. Awesome and very filling.

6. Married? Kids? Never married; I'm told that the kid is not actually mine and choose to believe that by sheer determination and a good chunk of trust.

7. What is your name and the reason behind your screen name? I wanted something without baggage.

8. Tattoos? Piercings? No tattoos. All ears were pierced when I was about 20, but I haven't worn an earring in eons.

9. Are you balding or do you like the way a shaved head looks? Both. I started going bald in 8th grade, so it took a while to deal with it, actually; most pre-college girls aren't attracted to balding boys. I shaved my head for the first time after a girlfriend gave me a particularly bad haircut, and I realize this is the best hairstyle for me. I don't necessarily like the way A shaved head looks -- some are mighty creepy -- but I was fortunate enough to get a well-shapped noggin, so I like mine almost fiercely. If there were an anti-Rogaine, I'd take it; it's a hassle to have to keep shaving and shaving.

10. Fav beastie lyric? "You think that you can front when Revelation comes?" I don't care if I'm misunderstanding it, either.

[kll]

1. When is the last time you cried?

2. If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?

3. (I asked Jabumbo this earlier) Would you rather have a period every month for the rest of your life or birth out a 7lb baby out your peehole one time?

4. If you were to dress up as one board member for Halloween, who would it be and why?

5. What Fast Food chain would you choose if you had to eat there for each meal for 30 days?

6. Do you color your hair or will you when it starts to go grey?

7. Have you ever fantasized about a board member?

8. Would you rather have your boss catch you picking your nose and "eating it" or sticking your finger in your butt crack and "smelling it"?

9. How many days of the week are you truly happy?

[beastieangel01]

1-Who is/are your favourite artist(s)?

So many. But just to mention a few: Dali, Mucha, and a few local artists. I have to link em once I find their websites.

-Why have you chosen/hope for character design in gaming for a career? (That's what you wanted to do, right? Or something like that)

Game Art, yes. I chose it mainly because I love to draw, and I like video games lots, and it's something that allows me to stay creative (to a point, even if I am drawing something for someone else, at least I am drawing to keep my skills going) and be able to pay my bills at the same time.

3-Who are three people you admire the most?

It's cliche, but the first two are my parents. I may not get along with them all the time, but they have been through a LOT. I would elaborate but it's all long stories. I admire them for still being amazingly kind people after what they went through. Oh yeah and the whole bringing me in to the world thing :)

After that, no one in particular really. Just in general... those in history who have tried to help others in need.

4-What game you just can't live without?

Resident Evil. I need Resident Evil!

5-What do you think of Yoko Ono?

Don't know enough about her to have an opinion.

6-What is your favourite art style?

Hmmm, tricky! I am torn between surreal and pop art.

7-What do you love about life?

just about everything :) Cheap answer to most I am sure, but it's true. I'll try to pick something though... I guess the fact that we have the ability to be creative. Create. Play with the imagination, etc.

8-Why do you keep posting on the BBMB?

I get bored at work a lot.

9-Has anyone ever given you words of advice that you've found to be helpful? If you've had many, which one would you say has been most helpful?

There have been several of people who have been around at the moments I wanted to give up. Their words of enouragement have been what helped me, and reminds me to kick my own ass during those moments I want to throw my hands up and walk away. They have helped a lot with my self-confidence in in general, and it's helped me keep going.

10-Before I came back, what did you think of me before? :p

Hmm, well I know I always found you to be a bit odd, but it was the kind of odd that as intriguing. I never really pursued it though since I was afraid that you wanted to steer clear of me (just things you used to talk about and just, the personality in general, seemed like we might have clashed if we bothered).

[g-mile7]

i'd be down 2 do another one that junk was fun as hell and the diffrent people who do it the more wild/intresting the questions get...great thread indeed (y) (y)

[kll]

gmile you interview jabumbo
jabumbo interview bigblu
bigblu interview turd

[mickill]

I would have been up for interviewing someone, but as usual, I was ignored.

[kll]

I would have been up for interviewing someone, but as usual, I was ignored.

i interviewed you.

you interview auton

[mickill]

i interviewed you.

you interview auton

You interviewed me? Where? Sorry, I didn't actually read every single post.

Okay, I'll prepare Auton's questions.

[g-mile7]

gmile you interview jabumbo
jabumbo interview bigblu
bigblu interview turd


done hopefully he post the answers soon....I want get another one from you maybe, if not too many people got you on tab for that cuz I think I want people to know more bout me then just black afro dude' who cant speak right which is not the case

[kll]

You interviewed me? Where? Sorry, I didn't actually read every single post.

Okay, I'll prepare Auton's questions.


it's on the page previous to this one... a few posts above your whining...




gmile - you can interview Rock AND bob in addition to the other one...

[TAL]

Hahaha, Bob Rock.

[venusvenus123]

KLL can you interview me? or assign someone? and vice versa. please and thank you


:(

[kll]

:(


:o


you can interview qdrop
scary squirrel to interview venus2

[venusvenus123]

:o


you can interview qdrop
scary squirrel to interview venus2
shit!

ok... ummmm... i'll have to think that one over.

[Echewta]

I'll start you off Venus.

1. Qdrop, are you as bad at playing basketball in real life as you are in fantasy football?

[NurfBallJeaneus]

hahaha

[mickill]

THE AUTON INTERVIEW

1. Ok, let's get right down to business, Auton. Now, have you ever spooned with another man? Even if you were just innocently watching a movie together and somehow ended up laying horizontally on the couch together, close to one another, ass to groin. The people want to know.

2. Rumor has it that you're a real martial arts buff. Do you have a favorite weapon, or as they say in the martial arts world, a weapon of choice?

3. If point a is 5 miles from point d and point c is halfway inbetween point a and d but point b doesn't even exist, is point d really even point d or is there really only a point a, b and c meaning that d is the point that doesn't actually exist and b does exist? Explain.

4. I'm thinking of a number. Now, you once claimed that you had some variable power to read people's minds over the internet. I'm curious to know if you can guess this number without googling.

5. Select an answer that best describes you:

a) I'm a tween with very small testicles that knows what he's talking about when it comes to music.

b) I have a rather large member, but I think that Pet Sounds is among the worst albums ever recorded.

c) I'm a well-rounded guy. I don't judge people. I have a lot more going on in my head than most people would care to believe. I'm a good listener and I'm very trustworthy. At the end of the day, however, it's all about stroking the wangs of young european dudes.

6. Describe your stance on the war in Iraq in two words or less.

7. Where's the beef?

8. How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

9. How many times a day are you likely to grope youself? You can be honest. Also, an exact figure is not entirely necessary; you can give a rough estimate, like over 20, over 30 or whatever.

10. Thank you for taking the time to answer these questions, Ed. Is there anything you'd like to say to the people before we conclude?

[mickill]

1. When is the last time you cried?

I honestly have no clue. I can't remember. Ya see, I'm a little to macho for that. I fell down the stairs 2 weeks ago, about 14 of them, and did not shed one tear. Why? Because I'm a man, dammit.

2. If you had to wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Standard white cotton tee, black leather jacket and jeans.

3. (I asked Jabumbo this earlier) Would you rather have a period every month for the rest of your life or birth out a 7lb baby out your peehole one time?

I'd give birth by urethra. Hey, bring it on, bitches.

4. If you were to dress up as one board member for Halloween, who would it be and why?

I'd dress as myself.

5. What Fast Food chain would you choose if you had to eat there for each meal for 30 days?

Hmmmm....I guess I'd have to go with Taco Del Mar.

6. Do you color your hair or will you when it starts to go grey?

I've just started getting grey hairs. I have about 4. I've never colored my hair, and don't really plan on it. If I ever do, I'm not going to try to match my current hair color, I'll just dye it grey.

7. Have you ever fantasized about a board member?

I can honestly say never ever ever ever ever. Except once.

8. Would you rather have your boss catch you picking your nose and "eating it" or sticking your finger in your butt crack and "smelling it"?

Dear God, woman. I guess eating my boogers.

9. How many days of the week are you truly happy?
I'm truly happy and appreciative of my life 7 days week. I'm completely satisfied and content for 0 of them.

[kll]

venus, just interview echewta and get it over with

[venusvenus123]

thank you. you have a heart ;)

will still have to think about it a little.

all i could think of for qdrop was "why do you always do that funny thing with your forehead/eyebrows in photos?".

i'll get a five page response now.

[voltanapricot]

I quite fancy being interviewed, please.

[Ace42X]

I quite fancy being interviewed, please.

<puts on his Gavin Estler suit>

Ok:

What is the most self-sacrificing thing you have ever done?
The most selfish?
Which of the two do you regret the most, and how would you re-do both of them with hindsight?

What is the greatest influence on your life so far? How do you think it has shaped who you are? How for the better, and how for the worse?

What are your goals for the next year, and for within 10 year's time?

What, out of your current daily activities, do you think best desribes what it is like to be you, at the moment?

When do you feel the most free? When do you feel the most constrained, trapped?

What would you like to change most about the world at large?
What aspect of human nature?

What law (within reason, don't incriminate yourself if you are liable to be prosecuted) have you / do you break the most?

Would you change that law if you could, and how?

Death-penalty - for / against and why?
Religion - for / agaisnt and why?

How does your ideal sex-partner and ideal spouse differ (if at all)?

If you could think of any one question, what would be the most provocative?
And what question would you most be ashamed /embarrased to answer truthfully in great detail?

[voltanapricot]

<puts on his Gavin Estler suit>

Ok:

What is the most self-sacrificing thing you have ever done? At an hours notice, worked a 12 hour shift in the week to help out a friend who was in need need who is also a co-worker. I had plans dammit.

The most selfish? Nothing comes to mind. I worry about that, because I'm sure there are some but I'm maybe too selfish to see them as they are.
Which of the two do you regret the most, and how would you re-do both of them with hindsight?

What is the greatest influence on your life so far? My grandad, who died in 2001. The way he saw things and the way he handled his illness for years was inspiring as anything.

How do you think it has shaped who you are? How for the better, and how for the worse? For better, it has made me a more insightful and compassionate person and influenced me to go ahead and make a career helping people (Master of Nursing Sciences, hopefully).
For worse, I’m not sure, maybe because the influence has made me so well set in my ambitions, failure would be the end of the world for me.

What are your goals for the next year, and for within 10 year's time? Next year I'd like to take part in this programme involving working at a tsunami orphanage in Thailand (*this* close to booking), pass driving test (because I am a disaster), gain a degree and along the way I might squeeze in a bit of gaining contentment in my life.

What, out of your current daily activities, do you think best desribes what it is like to be you, at the moment? Studying, reading a lot, you’d probably think it was quite stressful being me right now, when you consider I am re-doing some of last years work. Fuck.

When do you feel the most free? When do you feel the most constrained, trapped? Tying my hair back makes me feel free, all psychological, hah, when I’m able to relax and look a state, I do that. It’s me not caring about how I look and “tying back” the stress factors of the day.
I feel trapped by my own ambitions, I put too much pressure onto myself, and I care about what people think. It can be horrid at times to think I stress myself out.

What would you like to change most about the world at large?
What aspect of human nature? The way we’re all programmed to dominate each other.

What law (within reason, don't incriminate yourself if you are liable to be prosecuted) have you / do you break the most? Illegal downloading and underage drinking. Oh and probably trying a fag when I was a bit younger. Quite tame.
Would you change that law if you could, and how? Not the downloading one. I’ve done my own research, you can’t get that many underground music on itunes, some artists get their sales from people like me: hears band name through word of mouth, downloads out of curiosity, likes it, buys it.

Death-penalty - for / against and why? Mostly for. Why? There is imprisonment, but not always law and order. Prison doesn't seem to deter crime.
Religion - for / agaisnt and why? I myself am not religious, but I am aware of the comfort it brings to people, but unfortunately I am aware of how it brings about conflict and confusion. Against, pretty much. Probably because it winds me up because I cannot grasp it.

How does your ideal sex-partner and ideal spouse differ (if at all)? Easy going, because anyone to be accompanied with this stress ‘ead here is likely to have a heart attack before they hit 25.

If you could think of any one question, what would be the most provocative? If you could go back in time and you had the opportunity to shoot Hitler or any other crazed buffoon that fascinates you so as a baby, would you do it? A little baby? I was quite horrified at thought myself, it's impossible to answer though.
And what question would you most be ashamed /embarrased to answer truthfully in great detail? “What do you think of yourself?”

Thank you, Ace I enjoyed that. (y)

[voltanapricot]

but seriously, joe's posts usually make me laugh out loud. i think it's hilarious that no-one else here finds him as funny as i do!
I find Zount ever so funny. I'm going to see if 'The Dad Thread' has been purged or not.

Edit: It's gone. :(

[b-grrrlie]

Does anyone want to interview me?

[Gareth]

why do you type in purple?

[enree erzweglle]

I apologize for not answering this sooner. I didn't see it until today.

1. What do you think is the oddest characteristic that you hold, which could be annoying to most people?
Of the ones that I'm willing to admit here, I exercise and talk about it too much, and I fidget (move my legs) non-stop. I know that the fidgeting bothers some people. Someone who was stuck in a seat behind me today for 9 hours asked me about it. I try to control it. I think it's just an autonomic reflex.

2. Do you color your hair? IF so, do you have any "grey's" yet?
I don't color my hair and hope I never want to or actually do it. I have maybe 10 greys that I can see. There are probably more in the back, but I don't remember when I last saw the back of my head. The accumulation of the number of grey hairs that I do have seems directly related to the activities my son undertakes in college.

3. If you had to wear one pair of shoes for the rest of your life (aside from athletic shoes), what would they be?
Probably my black boots or my hiking shoes. I'm not into shoes. :o

4. When is the last time you were drunk?
In my 20s, which was centuries ago and it was a hard sort of drunk. I haven't been drunk since, although I did drink after that. Then I stopped altogether.

5. If you were Princess Leia, would you be more attracted to Han Solo or Luke?
Han. Even though he seemed assy, I think he had a good heart. Luke seemed too desperate and whiney. Like if he had me, he wouldn't know what to do with me.

6. If you were forced to eat either a whole pizza or an entire cake, which would you choose?
Pizza. I don't like cake.

7. Would you rather have your back scratched or your hair played with?
I am always in the mood to have my back touched. Except yesterday, a woman at my work put her hand just a bit too low on my back and kept it there. That was weird.

8. List your 5 favorite musical artists when you were in High School.
That would be Prince on all five counts. But I was way underexposed to music in high school. (By high school, I'm thinking that you mean grades 9-12.)

9. If you could retire right now, what would you do with your time?
Read, exercise, volunteer, travel backroads in a camper and sleep in the open air.

10. Would you rather have a make out session that doesn't lead into sex or a long sex session that doesn't involve any kissing?
Really--and without going into detail--either is fine because either implies a level of imposed control that appeals to me. In my current mood, I'd go with the latter. I've had very...controlled sex where x was permitted or not. That was good. I've also done the former with the idea that the latter would ensue at a later time and the waiting had its advantages.

Thanks for asking these questions, kll. I had fun.

[b-grrrlie]

why do you type in purple?

It's my favourite colour, and people wouldn't even notice me if I didn't.

Well that was a short one...

[roosta]

(!) SOMEONE INTERVIEW ME (!)

[Tzar]

(!) SOMEONE INTERVIEW ME (!)
ok gimme a sec.

[Tzar]

1) why do you want to be interviewed?

2) which member of the board would you ban?

3) have you ever posted drunk?

4) do you feel like a major geekz0r spending so much time on this board sometimes?

5) what's your favourite brew?

6) do you like interviews with personal questions or ones without?

7) which female (or male) member do you find most attractive?

8) which female (or male) member would you wanna fuck after a hard night on the piss?

9) does my interview suck?

10) what's your first name?

[roosta]

1) why do you want to be interviewed?
To massage my massive ego.

2) which member of the board would you ban?
I wouldn't ban anyone to be honest, no one annoys me that much on here. I find it very hard to be properlly annoyed on here, tis only a message board. No, wait, id ban Freebasser.

3) have you ever posted drunk?
Yes i have. And i got called on it once by someone who called me sad, which i didn't understand. I came home, stuck on the computer to listen to some choons, and well, went to the board! I told the tale of how i broke into my house that night, as i lost my keys.

4) do you feel like a major geekz0r spending so much time on this board sometimes?
Not at all. This board isn't a major part of my life. In college, and with work i use computers alot, and this is a good distraction from the boredom. I don't think i spend that much time here.

5) what's your favourite brew?
Harp Lager. Made in my home town, and much maligned. But I love it.

6) do you like interviews with personal questions or ones without?
I don't mind. I don't have to answer anything i'm not comfortable with.

7) which female (or male) member do you find most attractive?
Oh, god, I dunno. There's lots to choose from, and ive never entertained such conversations before. I feel kind of odd naming names here. The ladies here are all very lovely. But to be diplomatic, ill say Smushface, cuz i aint seen her here in a while. That pic of her in GEA's Sureshots makes me feel funny inside.

8) which female (or male) member would you wanna fuck after a hard night on the piss?
Pft, any of them!...(the women)

9) does my interview suck?
No, its quite good.

10) what's your first name?
Jamal

[Auton]

THE AUTON INTERVIEW

1. Ok, let's get right down to business, Auton. Now, have you ever spooned with another man? Even if you were just innocently watching a movie together and somehow ended up laying horizontally on the couch together, close to one another, ass to groin. The people want to know.

Almost... We were eating ice cream and watching Ice Princess and he started moving closer and closer... i didn't mind at first but then i started getting uncomfortable when he started massaging the small of my back. i said "Echewta, I'm going to have to drive you home" and that was it.

2. Rumor has it that you're a real martial arts buff. Do you have a favorite weapon, or as they say in the martial arts world, a weapon of choice?

Definitely the 'Alligator Staff,' which is a large alligator-shaped rod made from alligator, generally used as a melee weapon but can inflict heavy damage if used correctly... either that or the 'Bat of Justice,' which is made out of cinderblock and is covered in 3-inch-long spikes.

3. If point a is 5 miles from point d and point c is halfway inbetween point a and d but point b doesn't even exist, is point d really even point d or is there really only a point a, b and c meaning that d is the point that doesn't actually exist and b does exist? Explain.

I grew up on a farm 6 miles out of Vancouver, where I learned to sew and build small animal figurines out of safety pins. Papa and Ma always said I always was good with my hands (funny enough, so did mickill's wife) and soon I moved to the big, big city where I became a master sculptor, and eventually took Knuckles under my wing as my protegee. Years later I met back up with my old flame, Darlene, in Santa Cruz, and started my new life as an author and blacksmith.

4. I'm thinking of a number. Now, you once claimed that you had some variable power to read people's minds over the internet. I'm curious to know if you can guess this number without googling.

87

5. Select an answer that best describes you:

a) I'm a tween with very small testicles that knows what he's talking about when it comes to music.

b) I have a rather large member, but I think that Pet Sounds is among the worst albums ever recorded.

c) I'm a well-rounded guy. I don't judge people. I have a lot more going on in my head than most people would care to believe. I'm a good listener and I'm very trustworthy. At the end of the day, however, it's all about stroking the wangs of young european dudes.

6. Describe your stance on the war in Iraq in two words or less.

No thanks.

7. Where's the beef?

Sloppy Joe's

8. How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

Same amount of times Wonder Woman's invisible plane ran out of invisible jet fuel

9. How many times a day are you likely to grope youself? You can be honest. Also, an exact figure is not entirely necessary; you can give a rough estimate, like over 20, over 30 or whatever.

Well between friends... over 30

10. Thank you for taking the time to answer these questions, Ed. Is there anything you'd like to say to the people before we conclude?

Don't think so

[Lex Diamonds]

THREE FEET HIGH AND RISING!!!!1

[Bob]

outstanding

[mickill]

Close, Auton. The number was 330,600. But 330,600 divided into 3800 is 87. Not bad.

[Gareth]

It's my favourite colour, and people wouldn't even notice me if I didn't.

Well that was a short one...

hmm i remember you more for posting a photo of your record collection that was actually two or three photos stuck together than the purple thing

these questions suck but oh well

hows things? please answer honestly
why should i, or anyone else, visit stockholm?
where would you rather be?
what would you rather be doing?
what scares you?
whats your most indispensable item?
what do you like most about each season?
who/what do you hate?
do you get a decent daily intake or fresh fruit and vegetables?
how does 18 year old you differ from present day you?
favourite alcoholic drink?
what has become of roxette and ace of base?
why do some/alot of 7"s have large holes that require an adaptor?
big up the concretes and GAMM, ok?

[tracky]

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

You give me the names of your drug suppliers and distributors

Are you out of your mind?

Youuuuuuu son of a bitch!

[dublirie04]

My daddy is crucial--taught me about life

"A Little Feestyle About The Rest of Your Concerns"

Never be giving up names about where the shit is
or where it comes from

Oh My goodness man get in touch with the Zen One

Askin questions about the unwritten rules is just about to make the
informents drool
Thinkin (you) or even them wanna know too much
Shit -- you
wil never break the underground clutch
that the wise ones have/ not simply like the dutch
take for granted cause they havent been around the planet

It may be hard to feel my openminded flow y et I feel
All you should know
that we all should all represent the honest, focused flow
which has the ingredients for gaining wisom (what we should all strive to know)
Ohhh,

Yin for Yang
Slang to Language back to slang

[b-grrrlie]

[QUOTE=Gareth]hmm i remember you more for posting a photo of your record collection that was actually two or three photos stuck together than the purple thing

these questions suck but oh well

hows things? please answer honestly not so well, really, business isn't going anywhere so I'm totally broke. I need a job, and I really should keep contact with old friends, enjoy a drink every now and then

why should i, or anyone else, visit stockholm? It is a hip (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=52300&highlight=Stockholm) and happening (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=54930&highlight=Stockholm) place, and totally beauuuuutifulllll!!!!1

where would you rather be? lying in a salty spa

what would you rather be doing? getting a good massage

what scares you? icy, steep stairs, I've broken my neck once, don't wanna do it again

whats your most indispensable item? propably my bike

what do you like most about each season? winter: I like the snow and the darkness that you can light up with snowlanterns (http://www.koulut.kuopio.fi/kansalaisopisto/fawn/kuvat/lumilyhty.jpg)
spring: all the promises of new life, flowers sticking up their heads, birds singing
summer: swimming in a lake
autumn: walking through fallen leaves making rustling noises

who/what do you hate? I don't really hate anything, but I do dislike some stuff, like cellery, Black Eyed Peas, neighbours cat (actually I do hate him, he's so nasty)

do you get a decent daily intake or fresh fruit and vegetables? I am a vegetarian, but I sometimes I don't eat enough fruit. I eat loads of veggies now in the autumn, cause I can harvest them myself from my allotment

how does 18 year old you differ from present day you? Jeez! I was just a stupid blue-eyed kid then! But just about as mad about music as now, dyed hair, single and free, but 25 kilos lighter.

favourite alcoholic drink? generally white wine, Liquor 43 on special occations, or Bristol Cream sherry, and single malt whisky/whiskey (both Irish and Scottish)

what has become of roxette and ace of base? Roxette: Marie got a cancer so she's been out of the picture for a while, Per did say in a resent interview that they might do a new record soon tho.
Ace of Base: who cares?

why do some/alot of 7"s have large holes that require an adaptor? so that they can be played in a jukebox

big up the concretes and GAMM, ok? the concretes (http://www.theconcretes.com/) have just finished their latest album! yay! and again produced by the northern wizard Jari Haapalainen! mmmmmmm.....

[beastieangel01]

Thanks Crystal for answering. I almost forgot about it all.

I wish I had asked better questions though...

it's all good :) I actually had longer responses the first few times I responded (and it was lost). This time, my keyboard was having issues with me typing anything. I had to pound at it because I refused to have it be skipped again :D heh.

[mickill]

You guys are all so dead when kll sees that you've been interviewing whoever you want to. That's not how this works, dammit. You think I woulda chose to interview Auton if that were the case? Hell naws. I'd have interviewed someone hot and asked sexy questions like "So tell me, what color panties you got on, huh?"

[ToucanSpam]

kll is a facist dictator of interviewing people. Rise up! Interview who you want!!!

[enree erzweglle]

You guys are all so dead when kll sees that you've been interviewing whoever you want to. That's not how this works, dammit. You think I woulda chose to interview Auton if that were the case? Hell naws. I'd have interviewed someone hot and asked sexy questions like "So tell me, what color panties you got on, huh?"
Most women that I've seen at the various gyms that I've belonged to wear nasty, nasty underwear.

At my current gym, there are several attractive women (all young) who wear undies that go way up to like their ribs. Underwear my grandma wore. You buy them in department stores maybe 10 in a pack and they're pastel-colored nylon and they're unbelievably enormous.

It's not that I'm going out of my way to look at women in their undies. In fact, I try not to look because sometimes what I see is like: :eek: But most of them spend more time in the locker room than they do in the gym itself and they're walking around, primping and they're in undies. Those big nylon jobs are hard to miss and they hurt to see. And the bras are usually horrifying. Maybe I care about this stuff a little too much but dang.

[cosmo105]

all you had to do was ask, enree, and i would have gone commando.

[ToucanSpam]

Most women that I've seen at the various gyms that I've belonged to wear nasty, nasty underwear.

At my current gym, there are several attractive women (all young) who wear undies that go way up to like their ribs. Underwear my grandma wore. You buy them in department stores maybe 10 in a pack and they're pastel-colored nylon and they're unbelievably enormous.

It's not that I'm going out of my way to look at women in their undies. In fact, I try not to look because sometimes what I see is like: :eek: But most of them spend more time in the locker room than they do in the gym itself and they're walking around, primping and they're in undies. Those big nylon jobs are hard to miss and they hurt to see. And the bras are usually horrifying. Maybe I care about this stuff a little too much but dang.

There's nothing wrong with looking at other women's underwear. You shouldn't try to not look. Hey, every once in a while.....just do it. It's ok, no one is judging you. It's ok. :D

[mickill]

It's not that I'm going out of my way to look at women in their undies.

You don't have to be ashamed, ee. We don't judge eachother on this board.

I wonder if they make hi-cut granny thongs.

[enree erzweglle]

You don't have to be ashamed, ee. We don't judge eachother on this board.

I wonder if they make hi-cut granny thongs.
I generally try to avert my gaze in that locker room because when I don't, I see things that shock me. Some of these women have never heard of bending at the knee. It's a different story when I'm at the locker room that's associated with the university.

Granny thongs. :D

[kll]

All I know is that NO ONE should interview ToucanShpam ever again.

[mickill]

Give me someone hot to interview. I wanna ask my sexy questions.

[ToucanSpam]

All I know is that NO ONE should interview ToucanShpam ever again.
Screw you Hitler! :mad:

[kll]

nuzzo



AND



avignon

[kll]

Screw you Hitler! :mad:


off with your hands

[ToucanSpam]

off with your hands
I'd rather be dead than have no hands.

[kll]

there are some amazing prosthetics out there.

[ToucanSpam]

Hook was the best Disney villain ever. With a close second going to Jafar.


My god Kingdom Hearts rules.

[mickill]

nuzzo



AND



avignon

*Yawn* Okay.

I'll just need some time to prepare.

[ToucanSpam]

I already interviewed avignon.

[cosmo105]

i could go for another interview if anyone wants. i mean, you don't have to. it's cool if you don't. not like i care anyway. *kicks gravel*

[ToucanSpam]

I WILL INTERVIEW COSMO

[cosmo105]

god damnit as soon as i posted that i knew that was coming.

[mickill]

i could go for another interview if anyone wants. i mean, you don't have to. it's cool if you don't. not like i care anyway. *kicks gravel*

Haha. That was so cute.



Yeah, I'll pass.

[kll]

Toucan Spam doesn't get to interview anyone anymore, nor does he get to be interviewed. Avignon deserves more than one interview anyways...

mickill add cosmo to your list along with nuzz and avignon

cosmo interview mickill.

[cosmo105]

yay! (http://www.davethewave.co.uk/hector/kiki%20eating%20cake.jpg)

[Echewta]

:confused:

[Bob]

nobody's interviewed me yet

maybe it's because i haven't interviewed anyone that i was supposed to yet but goddamn it i shouldnt have to if i dont want to

[ToucanSpam]

Why don't I get to interview anyone anymore? Because you are a facist pig?

[kll]

bob interview qdrop

toucanshpam interview bob NOW!

[Bob]

i couldn't possibly be less pleased with that

roll again

[mickill]

Okay, I asked to interview one person, Kerri. I don't need to interview everyone on the board with a vag, man. But okay. I'll take cosmo. But no Toucan. I know he swings a mighty vag too, but no Toucan.

[kll]

i couldn't possibly be less pleased with that

roll again

do you realize all that i do for you???
no.


if your issue is with qdrop, then interview Bitcha

if your issue is with TS - too bad.

[ToucanSpam]

1. What is your overall appraoch to life? Are you a glass-half-full, or glass-half-empty kind of guy?

2. If you could be one person for a day, who would you be and why?

3. What's your opinion of this message board? If you could change something what would it be?

4. Have you ever played/watched a sport? What ones?

5. What kind of music do you typically listen to? What do you think of the current state of rap?

6. Could you describe what you believe was your happiest/saddest moment? And will you?

7. What is in the future for Bob?

8. Finally, if you could ban 2 or 3 people on the board, who and why? :p

[Echewta]

:confused:

[Hiebz]

I can answer questions if someone wants is assigned by kll to answer them

[Bob]

fine ok whatever

1. What is your overall appraoch to life? Are you a glass-half-full, or glass-half-empty kind of guy?

when life gives you a glass half empty with lemons, make a glass half full with lemonade, because there's always a rainbow behind the light at the end of the tunnel and every cloud has a pot of silver lining

2. If you could be one person for a day, who would you be and why?

tom jones, because then i'd be tom jones

3. What's your opinion of this message board? If you could change something what would it be?

it's ok. i'd probably make it less blue

4. Have you ever played/watched a sport? What ones?

what's a sport

5. What kind of music do you typically listen to? What do you think of the current state of rap?

i like everything except your favorite bands

6. Could you describe what you believe was your happiest/saddest moment? And will you?

nope

7. What is in the future for Bob?

a shower

8. Finally, if you could ban 2 or 3 people on the board, who and why?

i don't know, what kind of question is that

[kll]

I can answer questions if someone wants is assigned by kll to answer them

Echewta - talk to Hiebz... ask a few questions...

[Echewta]

I'm down. Let me get some questions rolling for Heibz

[ToucanSpam]

I see that Bob is a huge sook.


Continue on.

[cosmo105]

sook?




sook??

[Bob]

sook?




sook??

fucking seriously

[ToucanSpam]

It's ok, it's there for people to see now.


Carry on.

[kll]

I'll bet that Bob hasn't showered yet.

[Bob]

I'll bet that Bob hasn't showered yet.

hey the future is a long time

[Echewta]

Hiebz -

Do you like your first name? Was there a time you didn't and if you wanted another one, what was?

Have you got it together? If so, how often? Which do you choose, the hard or soft option?

If you were in an accident that involved a fire and you could only save one, would you save a box of crying kittens or a man who is still alive but unconscious?

Would you hang ascii art on your wall?

Whats the funniest thing you've done at a fast food resturant?

Were you ever scared of any metal bands? Like, damn, these guys are tough?

Who really won the Baroque period? Bach or Handel?

Your favorite donut?

Look at this picture. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/ninja1.jpg) Tell me your feelings about it.

What board member, besides yourself, would you like to boot to the head?

[King PSYZ]

I'll interview someone else, but not until I get my first interview.

[mickill]

I think she's away right now, but here it is:

THE NUZZOLESE INTERVIEW

Before we begin, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to answer these sexy questions. I know a lot of people have been curious about certain things, so let's get to the bottom of all this, shall we?

1. Now, tell me, do you prefer being on the top or on the bottom.......bunk? Everybody has a preference. What's yoursssss?

2. How do you feel about the following statement:

"The only time two or more women should engage in sexual relations together is when there are men present and for the sole purpose of entertaining said men. Acts which could be considered lesbianistic should in no way become part of one's lifestyle"

3. So, tell me, have you ever been spanked? If so, was it because you did something naughty? Were you a bad girl? Huh? Were you a bad child that needed to be disciplined? Did you lack discipline and "force the hand" of the person that beat you? Or were you nothing more than a victim of abuse? Listen, it wasn't your fault! No child deserves to be beaten, and parents don't have the right to hit their kids!

4. Have you ever been hit from the rear.........while driving? If so, how did it make you feel? Was there a lot of damage?

5. Is there reason for food in the bedroom? Do you ever snack in bed, perhaps while watching a flick or reading one of your many books?

6. Breasts or thighs?

7. Wings or ribs?

8. What's your favorite food-related euphemism for engaging in consensual sex?

9. Do you like it hard--hold on a sec, I just have to take this call.....

Sorry about that.

As I was saying, do you like it hard, or do you prefer your eggs softboiled? I bet you prefer hardboiled, don't you? Yeah, you do. You like your eggs all hard and stiff, don'cha? You want a nice throbbing hardboiled egg all for yourself, right? Right?

10. I'd like to thank you for taking the time to answer these sexy ass questions, Nuzzé. Is there anything you'd like to add before we conclude here?

[kll]

BA01 - will you please interview psyzmac

[Hiebz]

Do you like your first name? Was there a time you didn't and if you wanted another one, what was?

Sure do, given me no problems, none whatsoever. I’ve had good nicknames over the years too; so I suppose I am already pretty fortunate concerning naming.

Have you got it together? If so, how often? Which do you choose, the hard or soft option?

Not sure exactly whatchyour talkn about there, steve, but I’m assuming it has to do with mixn luv juice with the opposite sex. Yes; not often, soft. However if I misread you, you may be referring to http://www.channelone.com/school/2003/04/21/get_it_together/ in which I ended up with Breathing Easy, which I think is a good representation of my personality. I’m no hero, but like the Dude, I abide man, I abide. And bowl.

If you were in an accident that involved a fire and you could only save one, would you save a box of crying kittens or a man who is still alive but unconscious?

Those kittens would fry like last weekends bar-b-que. But then again, they’d be quite a bit less heavy … and these days you never know with all those lawsuits going around – I might be putting his death in danger …… now wasn’t the smart sexy actress in trouble too? I’ll save her

Would you hang ascii art on your wall?

Hell yeah, it would have to be done pretty damn good though. In the world of art you can do amazing things with all sorts of mediums. I’m sure there is some ascii art worthy of a wall hanging out there. Yessir.

Whats the funniest thing you've done at a fast food resturant?

Hmmm, don’t usually have time to do things in a fast food restaurant. One time I filled 65 cents of gas in my car at a gas station that served some fast food (back when it was 1.10 a gallon). An embarrassing moment was when I saw this girl for a couple of times and she worked at burger king and I wanted to order something special that she made and ordered an “Allison burger”. Yeah. Didn’t see her after then. Horrible. Damn ashamed about that. I can say some stupid things at times.

Were you ever scared of any metal bands? Like, damn, these guys are tough?

Scared? Metal bands? Pah. Certainly didn’t want to start shit with ‘em. But really wasn’t scared.

Who really won the Baroque period? Bach or Handel?

Handel, you can’t mess with Handel’s Messiah. Werd. I mean Halleluyah!

Your favorite donut?

Those apple-pie tasting ones, but when you down for consumption – the classic glazed donut is killer!

Look at this picture. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/cosmo105/ninja1.jpg) Tell me your feelings about it.

My pants feel the picture the most, that is to say I could pee my pants in the wrong situation or I would be turned on in the right situation too. Someone I wouldn’t fuck with unless I could fight better and we had that “chemistry” going on where we would battle passionately to the point of pinning each other down for some “bow chicka bow bow.” But that’s not my woman and I’m not that way, so I’ll have to stick with having to buy a new pair of pants.

What board member, besides yourself, would you like to boot to the head?

Cosmo. Just kidding!!!! (just a reference to the previous pick, of course). I only feel like boot’n someone in the head when they have aggressive and juvenile posts where they are cutting someone down. Shit needs to stay in highschool and even disappear from there. The only one that comes to mind recently (though it is not all the time, hence only a boot to the head) is mcmac. Ti Kwan Leap “boot-to-the-head” ed guberman!

[g-mile7]

I think she's away right now, but here it is:

THE NUZZOLESE INTERVIEW

Before we begin, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to answer these sexy questions. I know a lot of people have been curious about certain things, so let's get to the bottom of all this, shall we?

1. Now, tell me, do you prefer being on the top or on the bottom.......bunk? Everybody has a preference. What's yoursssss?

2. How do you feel about the following statement:

"The only time two or more women should engage in sexual relations together is when there are men present and for the sole purpose of entertaining said men. Acts which could be considered lesbianistic should in no way become part of one's lifestyle"

3. So, tell me, have you ever been spanked? If so, was it because you did something naughty? Were you a bad girl? Huh? Were you a bad child that needed to be disciplined? Did you lack discipline and "force the hand" of the person that beat you? Or were you nothing more than a victim of abuse? Listen, it wasn't your fault! No child deserves to be beaten, and parents don't have the right to hit their kids!

4. Have you ever been hit from the rear.........while driving? If so, how did it make you feel? Was there a lot of damage?

5. Is there reason for food in the bedroom? Do you ever snack in bed, perhaps while watching a flick or reading one of your many books?

6. Breasts or thighs?

7. Wings or ribs?

8. What's your favorite food-related euphemism for engaging in consensual sex?

9. Do you like it hard--hold on a sec, I just have to take this call.....

Sorry about that.

As I was saying, do you like it hard, or do you prefer your eggs softboiled? I bet you prefer hardboiled, don't you? Yeah, you do. You like your eggs all hard and stiff, don'cha? You want a nice throbbing hardboiled egg all for yourself, right? Right?

10. I'd like to thank you for taking the time to answer these sexy ass questions, Nuzzé. Is there anything you'd like to add before we conclude here?


this shit is classic. :) can't wait to see the answers

[bigblu89]

I was assigned Turd a few pages back, I doubt he'll answer any of my questions.

[mickill]

THE AVIGNON INTERVIEW

Before we begin, I'd like to thank your punk ass for taking time out of your "valuable" life to answer these sexy ass questions.

1. Do you find it sexy when a man, let's say Walter, allows his tighty whitey briefs to bunch up? Do you prefer the worn look or the fresh out of the Fruit of The Loom package look?

2. If you found a man you knew very well, let's say Walter, laying naked across the hood of your car, completely unconcious, covered in his own vomit and sweat, with bugs and small animals nesting in his armpits and pubic regions, how would you attempt to revive him?

3. If say the love of your life, let's just say Bob, was clearly about to propose to you in the middle of a public place, having already gotten down onto one knee and begun reaching into his fanny pack (and incidentally, a crowd had formed around the two of you) when you suddenly noticed that his shriveled little scrotum sack was hanging out of the bottom of his flared little shorts, and you were certain that the onlookers could see it as clear as day, how would you handle the situation?

4. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? Was he/she hot?

5. Tell me the first things that pop in your head when you read the following:

a) Rhymes wih Venus

b) Fighting rooster

c) Rhymes with mock, begins with "c", 4 letters

d) Clock minus the letter "l"

6. Undergarments. Animal print or animal hide?

7. If two is company and three is a crowd, then what is seven?

8. Have you ever set another human being on fire? If so, what was your rationale for doin so?

9. Uh...how's it goin?

10. I'd like to thank your bitch ass for taking the time to answer these sexy ass questions. Is there anything you'd like to add before we end our session?

[venusvenus123]

mickill, as a reward for keeping my sexy avatar going for you i think you should now interview me.

oh and i'm still trying to think of questions for echewta without giving away too much of what i know already about his very secret life. :cool:

[mickill]

Yeah, I could do that, venus. So long as our dear friend kll doesn't object. Yeah, I'll hook you up with something sexy and provocative.

[zippo]

I was assigned Turd a few pages back, I doubt he'll answer any of my questions.

no, he will,he loves it, just ask

im gonna send MSF a pm so she´ll finally answer my interview

[mickill]

THE COSMO INTERVIEW

Before we begin, I'd just like to thank you for taking time out of your lazy vegan lifestyle to answer a few sexy questions. So if you're ready, let's begin, shall we?

1. NOW, IS IT OR IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER, DESPITE THE EXTENSIVE MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING YOU'VE UNDERGONE, ENGAGED IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH AN INDIVIDUAL OF THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX IN A NONCOMPETITIVE, COMPLETELY UNORGANIZED/UNAUTHORIZED ELEMENT?!!

2. IS IT OR IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN A CINDER BLOCK WITH YOUR FOREHEAD?!!

3. BEING THAT YOU ARE THE SELF-PROCLAIMED "BBMB NINJA", ARE YOU ABLE TO CLIMB ROCK WALLS USING ONLY YOUR FINGERS WHILE DRAGGING A HUMAN BODY BY YOUR ANKLES?!! HUH? HUH?!!! ANSWER HONESTLY!!

4. Let's tone it down a notch. Explain the following:

$$\lim_{\omega \to \infty} 3 = 8$$) x 7,000 = a, x

5. Who popularized the early 90's catchphrase, "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down"? Was it:

a) Ralph Tresvant

b) Johnny Gill

c) Pink Floyd

d) Bell Biv Devoe

e) Danny Wood

6. What does a scrotum sack have in common with a naval vessel?

7. I'm thinking of a number between 68 and 70. What number am I thinking of, you frickin' pervert?

8. Okay ninjaman, what do the words "Ting A Ling A Ling A School Pickney Sing Ting" mean to you?

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being grotesque and 10 being sickeningly handsome, how would you rate the following people:

a) Echewta

b) Mister Boomin Matt Grandma

c) LL Cool J

d) Mr Bean

e) mickill

10. I'd like to thank you for wasting everybody's time and aswering these sexy ass questions, cosmuh. Is there anything you'd like to add before we wrap this up? No? Okay, good.

[kll]

Yeah, I could do that, venus. So long as our dear friend kll doesn't object. Yeah, I'll hook you up with something sexy and provocative.

*sighs heavily*

[ToucanSpam]

*sighs heavily*
Do I need to ressurect THE THREAD?

[Echewta]

Lay it on me Venus.

[venusvenus123]

Lay it on me Venus.
1. what did you have for breakfast today? and what is your favourite way to start the day? in terms of food, company, things to do etc

2. are pancakes really your favourite food?

3. do you miss meat, ya know the meat you used to get from dusty here on the board.

4. have you eaten all that chocolate that you lugged back to your room in that backpack? was it good?

5. what are your plans for escaping your current job situation? ie. what's the gameplan for the chocolaterie extraordinaire?

6. do you ever go for long walks on the beach and watch the sun set?

7. why do you like rush?

8. did your experiences in holland with a certain brownie lead you to wish for further like experiences?

9. do you floss daily?

10. will you ever come back to england? :(

11. are you sure you're not skye? and if not, who the HELL is? (i know you know the answer)

12. why tron?

13. will you ever give up your addiction to the bbmb?

14. is there anything you'd like to tell the board about me? like how i'm really quite a nice person in real life?;)

15. have you ever swum with dolphins or sharks?


*bonus question*
16. did you ever get teased for your name at school, or is dick van dyke a common name in california?

[mickill]

THE VENUSVENUS UNO DOS TRES INTERVIEW

First of all, I'd like to thank you for taking time out of your hectic schedule to answer a few hot and sexy questions for us here today. Let's begin, shall we?

1. Now, I know that you've explained this before, but being that you have the hands down sexiest avatar here, what/who the hell is it of? Who is this pixelated animated harlot seducing the young salacious minds of adolescent tweens everywhere?

2. If you could see any one board member, male or otherwise, fully nude, from either the front or the back, who would it be and from what side would you want to see them? Try to answer as honestly as possible.

3. Let's try some word association. First thing that comes to mind when you hear the following:

pina colada

dryhump

lightning bolt

ham

splash

4. Would you prefer to have x-ray vision or the ability to cause men to orgasm on the spot simply by clicking your heels together 3 times and singing the chorus to Elton John's Circle Of Life out loud?

5. Hot or not:

men in pink polo shirts

men in capri pants

men in fur coats

men in fur thongs

men in black (the color not the movie)

men at work (the group not the act of)

menstrual cramps.....for men

6. If the following command: FLICK (case-sensitive) meant "feed" and you were a starving captive giraffe with the ability to type, comprehend simple sentence structure, and had your own PC, how would you beg your sadistic master, via email, to "feed" you? Please demonstrate.

7. In your own words, explain the difference between a spank and a slap.

8. What's your stance on the Geneva Convention's agreement relative to the treatment of prisoners of war in Article 109 of Chapter 3, part 4: Direct Repatriation And Accomodations In Neutral Countries?

9. Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom........bunk?

10. I'd like to thank you for answering these questions, venus. Is there anything you'd like to say to the people before we conclude our interview?

[kll]

How come all of echewta's questions are about food?


NO, TS! NO THE THREAD

[venusvenus123]

How come all of echewta's questions are about food?


NO, TS! NO THE THREAD
hey, the first four or so are about food. the brownie question is NOT about food.

man, you're a hard taskmistress!

[venusvenus123]

mickill, your interview must not detract me from getting my beauty sleep. i will attend to it tomorrow. :cool:

[mickill]

Psshhh...whateva

kll (http://www.x-plain.de/gallery/dangerg/sydney4.jpg)

[Echewta]

1. what did you have for breakfast today? and what is your favourite way to start the day? in terms of food, company, things to do etc
I had a half of a apple muffin and a small bowl of fruit with yogurt and granola. How is that for a Southern California breakfast? I really enjoy going out to diners to eat breakfast. Even better if the people are in the mood to share plates of food. Breakfast is my favorite meal.

2. are pancakes really your favourite food?
One of my favorites, yes. My dad has been making them from scratch since I was little. They are the greatest.

3. do you miss meat, ya know the meat you used to get from dusty here on the board.
Dusty was too small. I really didn't feel anything most of the time and couldn't wait for it to be over. Luckily, it usually was just a few minutes and I could get back to other threads.
I don't miss beef, chicken, etc. if thats what you were implying. Food has become much more interesting and chalenging since going the fish/veggie route.


4. have you eaten all that chocolate that you lugged back to your room in that backpack? was it good?
I still haven't. Seriously. Some of it was good. Most of it was just ok. The place that you were shocked that I would spend so much money at was the best. I'm glad I don't live near Harrods.

5. what are your plans for escaping your current job situation? ie. what's the gameplan for the chocolaterie extraordinaire?
I've been offered a new job here at work. That will break things up. I'm getting ready to do another christmas run. I was talking about truffle flavors over the weekend. Peanut butter and plain of course. Perhaps Baily's Irish Cream and Cinnamon as well. Peppermint bark as well as turtles.
I also have a chocolate business that is interested in me doing side things and another doing a Valentine's Day run. Thats something. The business is still a bit scary to me. I have time. Plus, if I were to have opened it, I would have never been able to travel to Europe when I did.

6. do you ever go for long walks on the beach and watch the sun set?
Not really. Living so close to the beach, you think I should. I just find it more interesting when you have someone to walk with.

7. why do you like rush?
Because I was a musician during jr. high and high school. They are really technical musicians and that is what got me hooked.

8. did your experiences in holland with a certain brownie lead you to wish for further like experiences?
Not really. It was a good time but not something I have to do again. If I was to find myself in Amsterdam again with the right person/people, I would certainly give it a go. But its not something I MUST have. Not like chocolate.

9. do you floss daily?
I do actually. And mouth wash. And pick. Sometimes I do those whiting strip things from Crest.

10. will you ever come back to england? :(
I sure would! I enjoyed London, except for that guy that wanted to fight me. And for peeing in the street. And peeing in my shoes. You are one of the very few people who have ever seen me like that. I'm ashamed. But tag your it. Los Angeles it is.

11. are you sure you're not skye? and if not, who the HELL is? (i know you know the answer) I am not skye. I don't know who it is. I don't know the answer. She doesn't want to meet me even though she had the poll and everything. I don't know the skye question.

12. why tron? Its better than Jem or Transformers. Computers are awesome. They are my best friend. I always have a date when I have a computer.

13. will you ever give up your addiction to the bbmb?
Addiction? My job has always dictated my time on the board. Maybe that will change soon. Maybe not.

14. is there anything you'd like to tell the board about me? like how i'm really quite a nice person in real life?;) Venus is a lovely person. Down to earth and real. Very patient. At the sametime, she will suprise the heck out of you with her humor. She doesn't seem to be scared of anything. Bouncers or graffiti laws. If you are lucky enough to get a chance to hang out with her, you really should.

15. have you ever swum with dolphins or sharks?
I've touched dolphins and swam with sharks. Dolphins at SeaWorld. I've swam with sharks at the old MarineWorld and off the coast of Catalina.


*bonus question*
16. did you ever get teased for your name at school, or is dick van dyke a common name in california?[/QUOTE]

I'm afraid you have me confussed with a dad from a popular American tv show in the 80s. My teasing came during college when a certain country star hit it big. :( Thanks for making me cry.

My answers aren't very funny. I have lost it.

[cosmo105]

THE COSMO INTERVIEW

Before we begin, I'd just like to thank you for taking time out of your lazy vegan lifestyle to answer a few sexy questions. So if you're ready, let's begin, shall we?

1. NOW, IS IT OR IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER, DESPITE THE EXTENSIVE MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING YOU'VE UNDERGONE, ENGAGED IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH AN INDIVIDUAL OF THE SAME OR OPPOSITE SEX IN A NONCOMPETITIVE, COMPLETELY UNORGANIZED/UNAUTHORIZED ELEMENT?!!
THIS IS SOMEWHAT TRUE! i have never been in a fight in my life, nor do i ever plan to be. violence solves nothing, in my awesome opinion. it's a last resort. however, i did once have to lay the smack down when it was necessary, but that was a different story, for a different day....

2. IS IT OR IS IT NOT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS SUCCESSFULLY BROKEN A CINDER BLOCK WITH YOUR FOREHEAD?!!
IT IS TRUE THAT I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A CINDER BLOCK WITH MY CRANIUM [AND NOT THE BOARD GAME (GET IT BOARD LOL)]! but i have broken boards with my elbows, fists, and feet.

3. BEING THAT YOU ARE THE SELF-PROCLAIMED "BBMB NINJA", ARE YOU ABLE TO CLIMB ROCK WALLS USING ONLY YOUR FINGERS WHILE DRAGGING A HUMAN BODY BY YOUR ANKLES?!! HUH? HUH?!!! ANSWER HONESTLY!!
I cannot answer this completely because I have never attempted it. and also, it needs clarification. by "human body," what do you mean? is this a child? is it a gravy-filled manatee? is it a dead person?

4. Let's tone it down a notch. Explain the following:

$$\lim_{\omega \to \infty} 3 = 8$$) x 7,000 = a, x
now that's just bullshit right there.

5. Who popularized the early 90's catchphrase, "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down"? Was it:

a) Ralph Tresvant

b) Johnny Gill

c) Pink Floyd

d) Bell Biv Devoe. Now you know.

e) Danny Wood

6. What does a scrotum sack have in common with a naval vessel?
I've ridden on both of them. Hoooohhh!

7. I'm thinking of a number between 68 and 70. What number am I thinking of, you frickin' pervert?
21.75 x pi

8. Okay ninjaman, what do the words "Ting A Ling A Ling A School Pickney Sing Ting" mean to you?
sounds like a racial slur. fuckin' fascist.

9. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being grotesque and 10 being sickeningly handsome, how would you rate the following people:

a) Echewta Panda

b) Mister Boomin Matt Grandma since when is he a grandma? is he hiding something from me? 82

c) LL Cool J eh 6 i guess

d) Mr Bean 2

e) mickill9.999998 (you're just too goodlooking)

10. I'd like to thank you for wasting everybody's time and aswering these sexy ass questions, cosmuh. Is there anything you'd like to add before we wrap this up? yes! actually, i think that... No? But, I...but... Okay, good. ...:(

[miss_bhaven]

Someone interview me - I'm fkn bored~!!!

[synch]

Didn't you have an interview in another thread? Or was that just two random questions about whether or not you were having sex with Tzar? ;)

[miss_bhaven]

Didn't you have an interview in another thread? Or was that just two random questions about whether or not you were having sex with Tzar? ;)

Haha. Nar that wasn't an interview :p and to answer that question again, no we're not(!) Matt (Tzar) and I are best mates...I have a girlfriend :D

[tracky]

Screw kll, we'll be waiting til tommorow

the miss-bhaven interview

how do you know tzar?

what do you do? are you a student, working etc.?

how did you meet your girlfriend?

do your parents know you're a lesbian, how do/would they feel about it?

have you ever been with a guy, and did that experience put you off them?

could the right person make you change teams?

would you ever do a threesome with a guy?


That is all

[Tzar]

Or was that just two random questions about whether or not you were having sex with Tzar? ;)

AHAHAHAH!! :D
she keeps denying it. i dunno why. she knows i'm the bomb in bed. ;)

[miss_bhaven]

In reply to Tracky's questions;

how do you know tzar? Through highschool - now we go to the same TAFE, studying the same course.

what do you do? are you a student, working etc.? TAFE student, currently studying Website Design... *shame*

how did you meet your girlfriend? Through my highschool ball partner. They were mates.

do your parents know you're a lesbian, how do/would they feel about it? First of all, im not lesbian :p im bi - but I guess by me having a gf, people would think differently. No my parents don't know...they have asked if I am - but I denied it...even though they would be cool with it. I just can't tell them right now.

have you ever been with a guy, and did that experience put you off them? Yeah, I have - this is my first relationship with a grrl...and nar they didn't 'put me off' at all!

could the right person make you change teams? Umm...doubtful...because I feel as im already with the 'right' person ;) but...if this doesn't work out - then yer I suppose so.

would you ever do a threesome with a guy? My gf and I have decided not to share ;) hehehe :D

[synch]

Haha. Nar that wasn't an interview :p and to answer that question again, no we're not(!) Matt (Tzar) and I are best mates...I have a girlfriend :D
You have a girlfriend? Aaaaah... Unlucky Matt.

:D

I wasn't asking again by the way, I saw the answer before ;)

[miss_bhaven]

AHAHAHAH!! :D
she keeps denying it. i dunno why. she knows i'm the bomb in bed. ;)

Whatever helps you sleep at night my friend ;)(!)

[miss_bhaven]

You have a girlfriend? Aaaaah... Unlucky Matt.

:D

I wasn't asking again by the way, I saw the answer before ;)


Haha yeh I do :)

[Tzar]

You have a girlfriend? Aaaaah... Unlucky Matt.
:( (n)



ahahahaha

[miss_bhaven]

:( (n)



ahahahaha

:confused: :confused:

[tracky]

Thank you for your time, miss_bhaven :)

I think I should've asked that other question, in retrospect, but I'll just leave you to wonder what it was instead

[miss_bhaven]

Thank you for your time, miss_bhaven :)

I think I should've asked that other question, in retrospect, but I'll just leave you to wonder what it was instead


o0o what's the question? I'm a pretty open chiq :p

[Tzar]

:confused: :confused:
don't worry, dude :D

[synch]

Whatever helps you sleep at night my friend ;)(!)
Actually it's what keeps him up :(

[miss_bhaven]

Actually it's what keeps him up :(

Hahahahahaha. Awwwww!! Tough shit ;) haha! Jokes hunni~

[Tzar]

Actually it's what keeps him up :(
*high five and knods head*
:D

[roosta]

Interview for Tzar

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Does the fact that many poisonous things live in Australia ever frighten you?

Where do you see your self in 5 years?

DO you get the "Booze Blues", or to describe it, that extreme depression/come down on a Sunday night after a weekends partying?

Have you ever been to Europe?

Do you agree that Van Halen "Jump" is the greatest song ever?

Describe yourself in 10 words or less.

WHat annoys you more than anything in this world?

What makes you happy?

[Tzar]

Interview for Tzar

Do you believe in love at first sight?
no - only because it hasn't happened yet

Does the fact that many poisonous things live in Australia ever frighten you?
not really - they all live out in the bush except for the spiders. they scare me :(

Where do you see your self in 5 years?
still sitting here on this bloody board. i dunno - probably studying or doing what i really love - but i don't know what that is yet.

DO you get the "Booze Blues", or to describe it, that extreme depression/come down on a Sunday night after a weekends partying?
urrrh i dunno what booze blues is - i get AGB's (after grog bogs) greatest shits you'll ever take.

Have you ever been to Europe?
nup - furtherest ive been is K.L. (kuala lumpar)

Do you agree that Van Halen "Jump" is the greatest song ever?
no - paul revere is... we all know that. ps - i havent heard Jump

Describe yourself in 10 words or less.
don't worry; i'm good in bed

WHat annoys you more than anything in this world?
crying babies - and having an awesome sleep then someone, named RACH!!! wakes you up with an sms :mad:

What makes you happy?
hmmmm... my mates and my music

[miss_bhaven]

Hehehe :D @ "and having an awesome sleep then someone, named RACH!!! wakes you up with an sms" <--- I was doing you a favour~! :)(y)

[roosta]

Tzar has never heard Van Halens "Jump!" !!!!! :eek:

[miss_bhaven]

Tzar has never heard Van Halens "Jump!" !!!!! :eek:


Neither have I? I guess I'm not 'cool :cool:' anymore!

[Tzar]

Tzar has never heard Van Halens "Jump!" !!!!! :eek:
*downloading as i type and switches the song to QOTSA - no one knows*

God damn that track is catchy

[miss_bhaven]

*downloading as i type and switches the song to QOTSA - no one knows*

God damn that track is catchy

Uno what song is catchy - Dare by Gorillaz \m/ yep yep!! :D

[Tzar]

OMG!113123121(!) ! i wasn't expecting this song! yes; i have heard Jump!!!

FUCKING DISLIKE!!

NO that is not the best song ever, synch!!

[tracky]

it's good in a comical way

[synch]

OMG!113123121(!) ! i wasn't expecting this song! yes; i have heard Jump!!!

FUCKING DISLIKE!!

NO that is not the best song ever, synch!!
Ehm, no, it isn't.


why are you telling me :D

[Tzar]

so i played some Soldat against people on the net yesterday; people from perth... man, i suck at that.

gimme FPS anyday. i'm gonna get :source after i get my tax shit sorted out.

// hermit matt hides away on computer trying to kill n00bs that say "omg sif" after i kill them.

[roosta]

check the synthisizer solo 2:31 into the song! brilliance!

[synch]

so i played some Soldat against people on the net yesterday; people from perth... man, i suck at that.

gimme FPS anyday. i'm gonna get :source after i get my tax shit sorted out.

// hermit matt hides away on computer trying to kill n00bs that say "omg sif" after i kill them.
I've been out of "the game" for a while, what the hell is "omg sif"?

[Tzar]

I've been out of "the game" for a while, what the hell is "omg sif"?
Oh My God, As If - usually followed by the style of which they died.

example:

omg sif HS w/ deagle (oh my god, as if you killed me with one shot to the head with a desert eagle)

[avignon]

THE AVIGNON INTERVIEW

Before we begin, I'd like to thank your punk ass for taking time out of your "valuable" life to answer these sexy ass questions.

1. Do you find it sexy when a man, let's say Walter, allows his tighty whitey briefs to bunch up? Do you prefer the worn look or the fresh out of the Fruit of The Loom package look?
I can tell from this question that you are still feeling ashamed of your incontinence and having to wear adult diapers. How many times to do I have to tell you? You are handiCAPABLE! But to answer the question, Walter's manhood is way too large for tighty whiteys. He wears silk boxers. I know your curiosity has been killing you about this, so I'm glad to help you out.
2. If you found a man you knew very well, let's say Walter, laying naked across the hood of your car, completely unconcious, covered in his own vomit and sweat, with bugs and small animals nesting in his armpits and pubic regions, how would you attempt to revive him?
Nobody defiles my car and deserves to be revived. Period.
3. If say the love of your life, let's just say Bob, was clearly about to propose to you in the middle of a public place, having already gotten down onto one knee and begun reaching into his fanny pack (and incidentally, a crowd had formed around the two of you) when you suddenly noticed that his shriveled little scrotum sack was hanging out of the bottom of his flared little shorts, and you were certain that the onlookers could see it as clear as day, how would you handle the situation?
I would treat Bob no differently than I treated you when that exact thing happened last year at the Kmart. I would point and laugh hysterically and shout "Your winky's peakin'! Your winky's peakin'!"
4. Have you ever had an imaginary friend? Was he/she hot?
No to both-but I have this butt ugly e-friend named mickill and sometimes he imagines he's hot.
5. Tell me the first things that pop in your head when you read the following:

a) Rhymes wih Venus
mickill's a dipshit.
b) Fighting rooster
mickill has sexual fantasies about farm animals.
c) Rhymes with mock, begins with "c", 4 letters
mickill gets all hot and bothered when I say slang terms that refer to the male sex organs
d) Clock minus the letter "l"
see above and realizing that kind of creeps me out.
6. Undergarments. Animal print or animal hide?
Again you are worrying that the adult diapers are a little too bulgy and everyone knows about your little problem even when you are standing still and not making that plastic squeaky sound when you walk. Relax! It's nothing to be ashamed of! Not everyone can control their bladder! So what?
7. If two is company and three is a crowd, then what is seven?
Your bedroom every Saturday night-or at least that's what Turd told me.
8. Have you ever set another human being on fire? If so, what was your rationale for doin so?
No. Not yet.
9. Uh...how's it goin?
Fine and you? .....Geek. :rolleyes:
10. I'd like to thank your bitch ass for taking the time to answer these sexy ass questions. Is there anything you'd like to add before we end our session?
The next time you get into my car without your diapies on, I'm gonna rub your nose in the pee on the seat. Bitch.

[avignon]

kll, I wanna interview someone again! Someone who doesn't suck.

[mickill]

I'm afraid that that's not possible because cosmo's supposed to interview me. Oh, but thanks for answering my questions so seriously. That was really nice of you. Thanks so much. Yeah, thanks for taking the interview so seriously and not just being a flaming homo about it. Thanks a lot. Thank you. Thanks very much.

[avignon]

Well, no problem! I admit I was sweating through some of the hardhitting, no holds barred questions that you asked like
9. Uh....how's it goin?
You are pretty ruthless. It was a lot like being interviewed by one of those super famous bull-by-the-horns interviewers like Rosie O'Donnell.

[mickill]

I sense sarcasm in your tone.

[avignon]

:/ That's all you got?

[mickill]

Apparently.

Maybe I'm burned out from interviewing 4 people in a row.

[avignon]

Why don't you cry about it?

[mickill]

Look, let's just try to get along for once.

This reminded me of you (http://www.whatevs.org/images/thehorrorthehorror.jpg), by the way.

[avignon]

Look, I appreciate the fact that you let me borrow your pink pants and I will return them. But I wanted to wear them to bingo tonight. What the hell is the rush anyway? You know you can't fit into them while you are bloated.

[mickill]

The sad part about all of this is that you probably are going to bingo tonight, and you probably do plan what you're wearing there ahead of time.

[avignon]

What's so sad about it?

[mickill]

I guess a little self-deprecating humor never killed anybody, but all we ever do is make fun of your choices in "style" and your "hobbies".

[avignon]

I know. Could you please get some hobbies and maybe even a little style so then we can make fun of them for a while?

[mickill]

My style overwhelms people as it is. We don't need to get into all that. And I don't need any "hobbies", being awesome takes up enough of my time.

[Bob]

kll, I wanna interview someone again! Someone who doesn't suck.

oh! oh!

[kll]

avignon you get to interview mickill.














just kidding, you get roosta

[Auton]

gimmee someone to interview por favor

[Tzar]

gimmee someone to interview por favor
keh *raises hand*

[Auton]

alright i'll get yours written out within a couple o' days (y)

[kll]

Auton interview TAL

Tzar interview KingPsyz

[Auton]

alright I'll get TAL too.

[venusvenus123]

THE VENUSVENUS UNO DOS TRES INTERVIEW

First of all, I'd like to thank you for taking time out of your hectic schedule to answer a few hot and sexy questions for us here today. Let's begin, shall we?

1. Now, I know that you've explained this before, but being that you have the hands down sexiest avatar here, what/who the hell is it of? Who is this pixelated animated harlot seducing the young salacious minds of adolescent tweens everywhere?
i was gonna resist telling you but hell, why not? it's AVRIL LAVIGNE. and her presence dates back to an old joke on the board from the days of way back when. that's partly why she stays there (the other reason being you, of course).
hope you're not too disappointed. she has got good bone structure. and hair.

2. If you could see any one board member, male or otherwise, fully nude, from either the front or the back, who would it be and from what side would you want to see them? Try to answer as honestly as possible.
that's a secret. but if it wasn't going to be him, then i'd plump for heiress, in a hot tub with an endless supply of cocaine and vodka. that's honest.

3. Let's try some word association. First thing that comes to mind when you hear the following:

pina colada. penis

dryhump. ouch.

lightning bolt. zeus.

ham. sandwich.

splash. an advertising agency.

4. Would you prefer to have x-ray vision or the ability to cause men to orgasm on the spot simply by clicking your heels together 3 times and singing the chorus to Elton John's Circle Of Life out loud?
well, i don't see how useful it would be to cause men to orgasm on the spot by singing an elton john song. i mean, men are pretty useless after they orgasm. so i think i'll go for the xray vision, although i can't see why that would be useful either... to see someone's heart beating? or some guy's hairy arse? sorry to seem so ungrateful.

5. Hot or not:

men in pink polo shirts. hot. i know a very hot guy who favours pink polo shirts. they work well on him, so why not?

men in capri pants. not.

men in fur coats. hmmm brings to mind comedic images of snoop dogg and/or kramer in his pimp episode. so... hot, and erm, not. just funny.

men in fur thongs. NOT.

men in black (the color not the movie). ok i guess.

men at work (the group not the act of). NOT.

menstrual cramps.....for men. no. come on, i don't wish that crap on ANYone, even men! imagine the whining!

6. If the following command: FLICK (case-sensitive) meant "feed" and you were a starving captive giraffe with the ability to type, comprehend simple sentence structure, and had your own PC, how would you beg your sadistic master, via email, to "feed" you? Please demonstrate.
you'd have to see me in person; sorry, that won't work.

7. In your own words, explain the difference between a spank and a slap.
a spank as an erotic gesture as an adult is a good thing -- both sexes enjoy it, from and to one another. sidenote: it can be enhanced by the use of the
marigold glove (http://www.fmft.net/archives/Dr%20FM/frank.jpg).

a slap is to be given to naughty obnoxious men round the face when they step out of line. it feels good to do. and the expression on their face. hah!

8. What's your stance on the Geneva Convention's agreement relative to the treatment of prisoners of war in Article 109 of Chapter 3, part 4: Direct Repatriation And Accomodations In Neutral Countries?
they should all be given the warmest goosedown duvets in winter and the softest egyptian cotton sheets in summer. and an unlimited supply of coca cola from good ol uncle sam. and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. and cigarettes. and vodka. i'm sure everything will turn out fine for them in the long run. :(

9. Do you prefer to be on the top or the bottom........bunk?
depends on my mood and what kind of feeling i'm after.

10. I'd like to thank you for answering these questions, venus. Is there anything you'd like to say to the people before we conclude our interview?
echewta's comments about me were at once sweet and spot on. there's nothing to fear but fear itself.
oh and i just bought some GORGEOUS levi's brown corduroys. they fit like they're tailormade.
and ... go and buy hell's winter. but i think moa already said that.
oh, and thank you for interviewing me. that was fun :)

[kll]

paul jones interview PofR
venus interview paul jones

[voltanapricot]

Are we allowed more than one?

[kll]

Are we allowed more than one?
you can interview Scary Squirrel

[Auton]

and me!!!111

[kll]

and me!!!111
no!

[Tzar]

1) what did you get banned for? i, either, don't know or forgot...

2) what's your occupation? do you like it? what's one thing you've always wanted to do but, due to *whatever* reasons, haven't been able to do?

3) do you listen to Metallica? did you used to listen to Metallica? why did you stop listening to them? was it because of Napster?

4) when was the last time you threw up? was alcohol involved?

5) do you wish you got an awesome interview along the styles of mickill's ones?

6) have you ever wanted to visit Australia? we have a lot of dangerous animals but they won't hurt you. our most dangerous creature is a spider that is found often in household homes.

7) do you think Nascar racing is ludacris?

8) did i spell ludacris right? the only way i know how to spell it is via the rapper's name.

9) if you typed everything using the letter-on-number code on phones (eg. the 2 button has ABC, 3 has DEF) what does this spell? : 8927 47 7399

10) last alcohol beverage you had? thoughts?

[mickill]

i was gonna resist telling you but hell, why not? it's AVRIL LAVIGNE. and her presence dates back to an old joke on the board from the days of way back when. that's partly why she stays there (the other reason being you, of course).
hope you're not too disappointed. she has got good bone structure. and hair.

:(

Does anyone remember what it felt like when you found out that Santa Claus wasn't real?

By the way, was anyone else 16 at the time?

[kll]

Fuck

[TAL]

Kerri has had enough :D

[mickill]

I play by the rules.


Even when the rules are stupid.

[kll]

!

[Bob]

i'm a rebel, i don't play by anyone's rules, not even my own. watch, i'll interview myself

1) So Bob, what do you think about--

FUCK YOU, pig

[kll]

i'm a rebel, i don't play by anyone's rules, not even my own. watch, i'll interview myself

1) So Bob, what do you think about--

FUCK YOU, pig

That's exactly what you said to me last night.

[mickill]

!
?

[kll]

?
I was adding emphasis to your statement instead of just a lowly period.

[mickill]

Oh.

I mean OH!

[King PSYZ]

1) what did you get banned for? i, either, don't know or forgot...
I posted a MSN conversation between me and minton where he slagged some people. This was circa the crank call episode.
2) what's your occupation? do you like it? what's one thing you've always wanted to do but, due to *whatever* reasons, haven't been able to do?
I work in a Business Development Center for a Toyota dealership, it's great pay and I get to work with my best friend. The one thing I always wanted to do was be a concert photographer and music journalist, which I actually did, just not very successfully. So I decided for the time being I had my fill.
3) do you listen to Metallica? did you used to listen to Metallica? why did you stop listening to them? was it because of Napster?
I like some of their very first record for the brief punk influence on a few tracks, after that they went from suck to shit.
4) when was the last time you threw up? was alcohol involved?
Probablly a cold, as I seem to get them a lot now that I live in Las Vegas.
5) do you wish you got an awesome interview along the styles of mickill's ones?
Every Interview can only be as good as the person answering the questions wants it to be.
6) have you ever wanted to visit Australia? we have a lot of dangerous animals but they won't hurt you. our most dangerous creature is a spider that is found often in household homes.
Someday I think it would be neat, but to be honest, it's never been at the top of my to-do list.
7) do you think Nascar racing is ludacris?
Yes.
8) did i spell ludacris right? the only way i know how to spell it is via the rapper's name.
Then probablly not, but you're asking the worst speller in the world. Ask my two ex-proof readers, kll and alruggs.
9) if you typed everything using the letter-on-number code on phones (eg. the 2 button has ABC, 3 has DEF) what does this spell? : 8927 47 7399
tuvwxyzabcpqrs ghipqrs pqrsdefwxyzwxyz
10) last alcohol beverage you had? thoughts?
A really nice Cactus Nectar Margarita, it was most likely the best fuckin' margarita I ever consumed. Or did you mean general thoughts? Well in that case read the political board, it should give someone a good idea what's been going through my head lately...

[Tzar]

9) if you typed everything using the letter-on-number code on phones (eg. the 2 button has ABC, 3 has DEF) what does this spell? : 8927 47 7399

tuvwxyzabcpqrs ghipqrs pqrsdefwxyzwxyz

not the answer i was looking for, but... an A for effort.

[King PSYZ]

that's just how I roll

[cosmo105]

MICKILL QUESTIONS

1. DO MICKILL LIKE FRUIT? WHAT IS MICKILL FAVORITE FRUIT TO EAT.

2. HOW DID MICKILL MEET WOMAN LIFE-MATE? HOW LONG HAVE MICKILL AND WOMAN BEEN COUPLE?

3. WHAT WAS BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY/TIME/EFFORT/MUFFINS IN MICKILL'S LIFE?

4. WHAT WOULD MICKILL DO IF MICKILL HUNG OUT WITH COSMO BOOMIN AND CHEWTA FOR A DAY? ANSWER IN THE FORM OF HAIKU.

5. IF MICKILL COULD KILL ONE CELEBRITY AND GET AWAY WITH IT, WHO WOULD CELEBRITY BE?

6. WHAT ARE MICKILL'S MEASUREMENTS?

7. NAME FIVE MEMBERS ON INTERNET BOARD MICKILL THINKS ARE GAY.

8. CAN MICKILL LOOK AT GRAVY THE SAME WAY NOW?

9. WHAT MICKILL OPINION ON FROZEN FOOD.

10. WHAT MICKILL OPINION ON FROZEN DEAD BODIES.

11. HOW MUCH MICKILL LOVE COSMO? ON A SCALE OF A BUNCH TO LOTS.

[paul jones]

The P of R interview

Good evening,good evening and welcome to the show!

Well,tonight we have a chat with a Beastie Boys Message Board member who goes under the name of P of R who I'll be finding out from what it's like to be addicted to crack.......(hushed audience silence)

Hahaha,only kidding....(audience laughs)

Also tonight we have a new star in the making called G-Mile,who will be performing a cover of Prince's 'Sexy Motherfucker' on the trumpet and finally......a man called Knuckles who spends so much time photoshopping on his computer,he never notices days go by and even tries to shave by photoshopping a clean shaven head onto one with a stubble of himself

Allright,first up ladies and gentlemen,would you give a warm hand for our first guest,the Beastie Boys Message Board addict,all the way from chilly Europe..P of R!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the show P of R

P of R " Thank you,you can call me Matt"

Ok......Matt

When you wake up and see the sun shining,what is the first thing you think of?
A) Go outside
B)switch on the computer?


Do you think that moustache's will come back into fashion?


Which other Beastie Boys Message Board addict other than yourself would you like to be for a day?


What was the most intersting thing you ever made with LEGO ?


When you see an interesting cloud that looks like a face of someone you know,do you tell them or take a picture?


Why is it that sometimes we can go out and get drunk and feel great in the morning and other times feel bad?


If you had a safari in your back garden,would you keep some Tigers and Lions,just for a laugh ?


How many one night stands have you had where you felt really ashamed of in the morning?


Do you look at the local newspaper to see if anyone you know has got married recently and laugh because you thought that someone you know has just married Thai woman out of lonely desperation?


If The Padster challenged you to a spliff building contest,could you beat him in length and thickness of the joint making?


Wouldn't it be a good idea there was no xmas themed TV programmes on Xmas day and instead was films like Cannibal Holocaust and Scum at prime time?


If a man buys an apple and drives 50km in the desert in a Citeron Saxo with the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing on the stereo on shuffle.....Where will he stop for a piss and why would he be followed by goats on skis?


Thank you for your time Matt!

(audience applause)

*out trots G-mile with his trumpet*

[venusvenus123]

:(

Does anyone remember what it felt like when you found out that Santa Claus wasn't real?

By the way, was anyone else 16 at the time?
so now i can change my avatar?

well guess what, it's staying! :p

[avignon]

the mickill interview



1. Why are you the way you are?


2. Why are you such an elitist snob?


3. What should you be doing right now instead of this?


4. Do you masturbate more now that you are married or less?


5. Have you had e-sex with Dandyfop recently?


6. What do you want for Christmas?


7. How many times have you been so drunk that you puked in public and were you arrested?


8. Which board members have you seen naked pictures of?


9. What do you do when someone accidentally farts in front of you?


10. How long has your wife had you on the Atkins Diet and is how is that working out for you?

[cosmo105]

OOH! OOH! I'VE SEEN NAKED PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS BECAUSE OF MICKILL!

[kll]

OOH! OOH! I'VE SEEN NAKED PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS BECAUSE OF MICKILL!


That motherfucker still OWES me said pics...

[Echewta]

Kll should tag on a transaction fee here. .10 each assignment. You could have had a free lunch by now.

[avignon]

OOH! OOH! I'VE SEEN NAKED PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS BECAUSE OF MICKILL!
I'm going to be needing to know who that was.

[paul jones]

OOH! OOH! I'VE SEEN NAKED PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS BECAUSE OF MICKILL!

How?

[Echewta]

If its not heiress, because everyone wants to see heiress naked, do you really want to know?

[cosmo105]

well, i guess it doesn't count because the person is not a board member anymore.



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[enree erzweglle]

OOH! OOH! I'VE SEEN NAKED PICTURES OF BOARD MEMBERS BECAUSE OF MICKILL!

How?
oooh, careful how you answer given this:

Location: in my room wanking furiously

:) (You know I love you, Paul.)

[Echewta]

well, i guess it doesn't count because the person is not a board member anymore.



gravy
Shah of Iran?

[avignon]

So it's just the ones that EVERYBODY saw then?

[King PSYZ]

Hmm curious...

Would this have anything to do with some ex member's amature porn stint?

[kll]

So it's just the ones that EVERYBODY saw then?
I DIDNT!!!! Send to me !

[avignon]

I DIDNT!!!! Send to me !
well, i didn't either but EVERYBODY except you and me did see them.

[kll]

I DIDNT!!!! Send to me !
it's obviously a conspiracy.

[cosmo105]

it's just mickill in a bubble bath. nothing that exciting.

[kll]

it's just mickill in a bubble bath. nothing that exciting.

let me be the decision maker here, missy










plus, i heard you can see the lil' 2-incher thru the mucky water...

[mickill]

Don't get kll's hopes up, cos. Oh and, by the way, that's awesome how you keep secrets so well.



MICKILL QUESTIONS

1. DO MICKILL LIKE FRUIT? WHAT IS MICKILL FAVORITE FRUIT TO EAT.

I eat a lot of fruit, yes. I mostly enjoy exotic fruits, I guess. I don't like apples for some reason, I don't know why. I like concord grapes and mangos. I don't do pomegranates, though, because, seriously, wtf? And I don't eat bananas in public.

2. HOW DID MICKILL MEET WOMAN LIFE-MATE? HOW LONG HAVE MICKILL AND WOMAN BEEN COUPLE?

I met the one who completes me in 1995. I had just broken up with my previous mate. My former friend, who had a girlfriend at the time, wanted to "show me" a girl who he thought was hot and worked at the video store. I didn't want to at first, but eventually gave in. He showed me the girl, I acted unimpressed, we rented a video game, we left, I told him I was gonna ask her out, he said that she was his prospect, I reminded him that he was already in a relationship, he said, "you have a point", long story short, I won the girl in the end.

On March 23rd of 2006 we will have been a couple for 10 years.

3. WHAT WAS BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY/TIME/EFFORT/MUFFINS IN MICKILL'S LIFE?

My first girlfriend. I turned down a lot of hot girls throughout highschool for some evil bitch that became more and more intolerable and bull dyke-ish throughout the years I spent with her.

4. WHAT WOULD MICKILL DO IF MICKILL HUNG OUT WITH COSMO BOOMIN AND CHEWTA FOR A DAY? ANSWER IN THE FORM OF HAIKU.

I'd stay at the hotel Ramada
Where I'd eat lots of sweet empanadas
We'd meet in the lobby
I'd try all your hobbies
And then go back to Ca-na-da

5. IF MICKILL COULD KILL ONE CELEBRITY AND GET AWAY WITH IT, WHO WOULD CELEBRITY BE?

Usher. R Kelly. No, Usher....and R Kelly.

6. WHAT ARE MICKILL'S MEASUREMENTS?

8.5 inches

7. NAME FIVE MEMBERS ON INTERNET BOARD MICKILL THINKS ARE GAY.

avignon (not really homosexual, just gay)
Synch (guilty by association)
cosmo (HELLO???)
Turd (Come on....isn't it obvious?)
enree (confirmed by enree)

8. CAN MICKILL LOOK AT GRAVY THE SAME WAY NOW?

Cranberry sauce isn't so bad. I'm aiiiiight.

9. WHAT MICKILL OPINION ON FROZEN FOOD.

I prefer eating food thawed/cooked, but if I'm really really hungry (like after a long workout) I don't even bother heating my microwave dinners, I just go for it.

10. WHAT MICKILL OPINION ON FROZEN DEAD BODIES.

I think it's a real shame. If I were president I would change that.

11. HOW MUCH MICKILL LOVE COSMO? ON A SCALE OF A BUNCH TO LOTS.

SO MUCH THAT IT HURTS! IT KILLS ME! IT FRICKIN HURTS DAMMIT! MAKE THE PAIN STOP!

[enree erzweglle]

7. NAME FIVE MEMBERS ON INTERNET BOARD MICKILL THINKS ARE GAY.

avignon (not really homosexual, just gay)
Synch (guilty by association)
cosmo (HELLO???)
Turd (Come on....isn't it obvious?)
enree (confirmed by enree)
My son was the miracle by-product of a hot girl-on-me tryst; I've never looked back.

avignon, cosmo--I've got ideas.

[mickill]

Never look back, ee. Never ever look back.


the mickill interview



1. Why are you the way you are?

I can't help it. I try to tone down the sexy, but it always prevails. I don't know how to explain it. Asking me this is like asking why the birds suddenly appear everytime I'm near.

2. Why are you such an elitist snob?

Psssh....Next question.

3. What should you be doing right now instead of this?

Uh....work...I guess.....Just job-related stuff, really. Nothing important.

4. Do you masturbate more now that you are married or less?

Why would I need to masturbate? I've never needed to. Haha. Does Queen Elizabeth worry about making her own dinner?

5. Have you had e-sex with Dandyfop recently?

Oh yeah. All the time. Just five minutes ago, too. Probably go another round in about half an hour or so.

6. What do you want for Christmas?

A G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip and a Rubik's Cube....Oh, and a hula hoop.

7. How many times have you been so drunk that you puked in public and were you arrested?

Puked in public just once. Was found unconcious, face down in a puddle of my own vomit by my brother and my landlord once. Arrested once, but not for puking in public.

8. Which board members have you seen naked pictures of?

Just the same one everybody else has.

9. What do you do when someone accidentally farts in front of you?

I act like I didn't hear it and pretend my cell phone is vibrating so I can leave the room.

10. How long has your wife had you on the Atkins Diet and is how is that working out for you?

It will be 5 years in November. It's working out great. I don't even remember what vegetables taste like anymore.

[avignon]

My son was the miracle by-product of a hot girl-on-me tryst; I've never looked back.

avignon, cosmo--I've got ideas.
I'm confused by all of this. Are you hitting on me?












Again?

[g-mile7]

Also tonight we have a new star in the making called G-Mile,who will be performing a cover of Prince's 'Sexy Motherfucker' on the trumpet

*out trots G-mile with his trumpet*


*Sexy Muthfucka keep shakin that ass* thats a great song and thanx for lettin me be the band (y)

[voltanapricot]

SCARY SQUIRRELOS

1) Hi! How are we feeling today?

2) Describe the perfect Eve to your Adam, Adam.

3) If such wonderful woman asked you to choose between your dog or her (assuming you don't go for the "dog" kind of woman"), what would you go for?

4) What is brown and sticky?

5) Did you have any dreams and ambitions as a child? If yes, did you ever reach them? What were/are they?

6)What do you think of Welsh people?

7)Whom do you admire the most: - out of your friends
- family
- the music business...and why?

[voltanapricot]

and me!!!111

no!

Oh, go on missus and let me, look, he's all eager and no one else will want to talk to the ole git. :(

[Gareth]

someone ask me questions

[tulla]

gareth, how big is your penis?

[synch]

4) What is brown and sticky?
Ohohohoh! I know that one!

[voltanapricot]

You can't tell, it's my favourite joke, you'll spoil everything! (!)

[synch]

I didn't spoil anything!

Was just sayin'... :D

[Gareth]

gareth, how big is your penis?

diameter > length :(

[Hiebz]

diameter > length :(

no, that's Gerth , not to be confused with Gareth. Or maybe the name suits ...

[TAL]

*girth

[Hiebz]

*girth

umm oops .... doh! <flips table over and runs for it>

[Romeo Long]

Nobody interviewed me!