what the fuck do you get a one year old girl for her fuckn' birthday

[TurdBerglar]

a buddy of mine's kid is turning one. i think i need to get his kid something. i don't think a baby can appreciate cold hard cash which is my usual gift standby.

[CJS1981]

get her a picture book, or a baby sized t shirt with a cool logo

[kleptomaniac]

matches (y)





seriously though....uh....a stuffed animal?

[jackrock]

the book good night moon... best book ever!

[CJS1981]

what i would do is ask her parent;s. just be honest and say that you are not really used to buying gifts for 1 year old girls, or actually just girls in general, now that I notice you have almost 9000 posts on a beastie boys message board.

[kleptomaniac]

(lb) give the money to the parents and just have them buy something....?

[CJS1981]

nah, have some fuckin' class.

[fucktopgirl]

i remember alix having like a little drum !something that make noise ,cool sound :cool:

[kleptomaniac]

nah, have some fuckin' class.


i lost it a long time ago

[jackrock]

i lost it a long time ago
ahem..ahem!.. wasn't born with any!

[kleptomaniac]

ahem..ahem!.. wasn't born with any!

:o

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck do you assholes know about a lack of class

[jackrock]

nothing, sir :(

[kleptomaniac]

what the fuck do you assholes know about a lack of class


oh look! here comes the master!

[CJS1981]

hahaha. Iwas talking to Klepto. i was playing around. you know what you should give her? an animal! a cat or something. it will piss her parents off to no end. my grandma bought me and my sister ducks once, I swear my mother is still mad about it. they shit everywhere

[TurdBerglar]

hahaha

ducks


fuckn' awesome

[jackrock]

meh penguins are cooler i think...*waits by mailbox*

[fucktopgirl]

once we had a goat,its fucking wise but munch on everything,and we bring her inside,that thing jumps everywhere!

[CJS1981]

goats are pretty awesome. i wanted to get one to feed it all my empty beer cans. My friend had a cow that he used to let into the living room sometimes.

[kleptomaniac]

get the kid a llama (y)

[TurdBerglar]

it already has a name

[fucktopgirl]

como te llama?
haha

[diezdiazgiant]

get the kid a roland tr-727.
its cheap for an old drum machine and you can never start them too young on that shit

[Tzar]

a buddy of mine's kid is turning one. i think i need to get his kid something. i don't think a baby can appreciate cold hard cash which is my usual gift standby.
pahahahahahahahah! suck shit bro!

get it a nappie.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is your problem

[Tzar]

i don't have a problem.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck was the spaz attack about then

[fucktopgirl]

so back on the topic,what you gona buy for that little girl? :D

[TurdBerglar]

a home clit pierceing kit

[jackrock]

thats........ sweet..?

[TurdBerglar]

thats........ sweet..?


that's why you fuckn' kids shouldn't be around. you didn't need to hear that shit.

[jackrock]

:D .. no, sir :(

[fucktopgirl]

euh,,,maybe its a little bit too 'much' !

[TurdBerglar]

it's never too much

[zorra_chiflada]

makeup

[jackrock]

^^ hahaha

[CJS1981]

a six pack of mike's hard lemonade

[TurdBerglar]

right, becuase she's a chick

[jackrock]

right

[fucktopgirl]

makeup


TOO MUCH!

[fucktopgirl]

Something the parents would think "my that's a thoughtful turd" cause the kid's one, they just look around and drool. Seriously some clothes from the baby gap, stuffed animals, bath tub toys, elmo...you get the idea. If it's a good friend, come with a good gift.

nan ,not clothes,the baby dont give a shit about clothes!
stuffed animal...ok but they like to see vivid color,noise!!

[CrankItUp!]

This http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-886.htm Every kid needs an edumucation eventually ya know - might as swell get taught the right way. (y)

[Chicka B]

Get her something that has to do with that Dora the exploror walking doll or some shit. My cousin liked that.

[DapperDiverge]

when i was 2 days old my mom got my ears pierced... get the kid's ears pierced...

i don't think a tatoo would look right ten years from now, it would be the size of a penny

[diezdiazgiant]

a dime bag. its a baby size sack.

[TurdBerglar]

this is what i got her (http://www.leapfrog.com/do/findproduct?ageGroupKey=infant&key=lflily)

[ASsman]

Nowadays, birth control.

It's never too early.

[kleptomaniac]

this is what i got her (http://www.leapfrog.com/do/findproduct?ageGroupKey=infant&key=lflily)


nice, you got something you both can use (y) ;)

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

i played with it more than she did when she opened it up tonight

[TurdBerglar]

why did you edit your post?

[miss_bhaven]

Just buy her some sort of female-related kid toy. Something that makes noises, it'd piss the parents off! ;) Otherwise, some type of clothing wouldn't go astray - the parents would probably appreciate more clothing for the little one.

[miss_bhaven]

Oops...or the leap frog...whatever :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

well it does make a whole lot of noise. that's what your suppose to do.



and fuck the parents. i gave them a hundred bucks for the baby shower thing they had last year.

[miss_bhaven]

well it does make a whole lot of noise. that's what your suppose to do.

Nice :p

[jackrock]

nice gift turd (y)

[HEIRESS]

I BOUGHT MYSELF A STUFFED BROWN BUNNY TOY AND I LOVE IT SO MAYBE BUT THE DAMN KID SOMETHING LIKE THAT

[TurdBerglar]

HEY RETARDS


I ALREADY BOUGHT THIS DAMN KID A GIFT AND EVEN GAVE IT TO HER

[marsdaddy]

You should have gotten her a picture of you with a note, "avoid people like this at all costs." Would have prepared her well for her adolescence.

[alexandra]

hahahha.