I want to invent something.

[Mr_Complex]

Anyone have any ideas?

If it's good, I'll allow you .1% of the profits.

[Kid Presentable]

Suicide Booths.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

time travel.
aliens.

[Kid Presentable]

Female Orgasm Spray.

[Guy Incognito]

time travel.
aliens.

Thats been done - so have time travelling aliens

[Kid Presentable]

Re-usable Sausage skins.

[Guy Incognito]

Re-usable Sausage skins.

re usable for what?

[jabumbo]

corn that breaks down once consumed

[Kid Presentable]

re usable for what?
Duh.

More suasages.

Culture patches.

[medler]

an invention generator

[kleptomaniac]

Something that does everything. (lb)

[Bob]

theory of everything

[hpdrifter]

is that like th grand unifying theory?

I am waiting for someone to invent a fat free sugar free doughnut that tastes like a regular doughnut.

[hpdrifter]

A "Thneed".

What is this from? It sounds so familiar.

[skinnybutphat]

Invent something that you can market to the stupid & lazy demo.

'Why should you pay $160 for a bottle of weight loss pills? Because they really work.'

[hpdrifter]

Yeah.

Dr. Suess.

That makes me smile.

(y)

[Bob]

is that like th grand unifying theory?

I am waiting for someone to invent a fat free sugar free doughnut that tastes like a regular doughnut.

yes, and everything else, too

i thought the name was pretty self-explanatory

[Guy Incognito]

[QUOTE=Kid Presentable]Duh.

More suasages.

Duh indeed - thats why they would be REusable. I had a touch of brain failure there. :o

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, I guess it was Mr. Sarcasmo.

[TurdBerglar]

Female Orgasm Spray.


don't you already have the despenser in your pants?

[ASsman]

You just did...

Another good waste of my time.

[jackrock]

the frisbee, thats a awesome toy

[Thundercracker]

A Pizza Place where you make your own Pie!

[jackrock]

A Pizza Place where you make your own Pie!
or... or a bladder system for oil tankers! :D (y) (y)

[wrongwayandugg]

flubber

[tracky]

free... bitches


failing that you could always invent some sort of glove to wear when you eat ice cream in a cone, so that the ice cream doesn't run down your hand

[ChrisLove]

Centrifugal Birthing Bed

The beds in maternity wards spin very very fast around a pivot in the middle – the resulting centrifugal forces push the baby out of the Mothers womb in just a few minutes rather than the hours of Labour in conventional birthing scenarios. The Midwifes would need to be highly trained and would have to form a 'slip cordon' around the bed to catch the child as it leaves the womb at speeds of up to 25 mph. Some padding in the room could also help. The cordon needs to be close to the bed to prevent tearing the Umbilical cord. This will deliver a great cost saving to hospital as mother could be in and out of the hospital in no time – saving valuable resources.

[Anne Lauren]

Centrifugal Birthing Bed

The beds in maternity wards spin very very fast around a pivot in the middle – the resulting centrifugal forces push the baby out of the Mothers womb in just a few minutes rather than the hours of Labour in conventional birthing scenarios. The Midwifes would need to be highly trained and would have to form a 'slip cordon' around the bed to catch the child as it leaves the womb at speeds of up to 25 mph. Some padding in the room could also help. The cordon needs to be close to the bed to prevent tearing the Umbilical cord. This will deliver a great cost saving to hospital as mother could be in and out of the hospital in no time – saving valuable resources.

Or they could just cut 'em out...like a c-section. Ouick and somewhat simple and now they do it so that you can't really even tell that there's a scar there.

[ChrisLove]

Or they could just cut 'em out...like a c-section. Ouick and somewhat simple and now they do it so that you can't really even tell that there's a scar there.

Thats much less cool than my way :cool:

[ms.peachy]

Thats much less cool than my way :cool:
True. but you'd have to figure out how to keep the midwives from getting slapped in the face with the placenta as it follows the baby out.

[hpdrifter]

True. but you'd have to figure out how to keep the midwives from getting slapped in the face with the placenta as it follows the baby out.

I say its an occupational hazard.

[steve-onpoint]

A Pizza Place where you make your own Pie!

Or a muffin shop that sells muffin tops without the bottoms!

:p

[Beckalina]

I need a biological invention for a project, the orgasm spray is a possibilty, but I have to actually figure out how to make it, which is a bit gay

[Beckalina]

yeah and I could do a £20 000 (I am working in pounds here) edition for the more high maintainance lady

[Funky Pepp]

What about a Silencemachine. It'll work like this:
you have to put up sensors around your bed or
wherever you need silence. Those sensors analyze
the sounds around them and reflect an inverted
sinus-wave to neutralize the incomeing sounds...

Well, something like that.
P.S.: I hate my neighbors :mad: