I want to invent something.

[Mr_Complex]

Anyone have any ideas?

If it's good, I'll allow you .1% of the profits.

[Kid Presentable]

Suicide Booths.

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

time travel.
aliens.

[Kid Presentable]

Female Orgasm Spray.

[Guy Incognito]

Originally Posted by thegoodmrbrodie!

time travel.
aliens.

Thats been done - so have time travelling aliens

[Kid Presentable]

Re-usable Sausage skins.

[Guy Incognito]

Originally Posted by Kid Presentable

Re-usable Sausage skins.

re usable for what?

[jabumbo]

corn that breaks down once consumed

[Kid Presentable]

Originally Posted by Guy Incognito

re usable for what?

Duh.

More suasages.

Culture patches.

[medler]

an invention generator

[kleptomaniac]

Something that does everything.

[Bob]

theory of everything

[hpdrifter]

is that like th grand unifying theory?

I am waiting for someone to invent a fat free sugar free doughnut that tastes like a regular doughnut.

[hpdrifter]

Originally Posted by cmute rhyme

A "Thneed".

What is this from? It sounds so familiar.

[skinnybutphat]

Invent something that you can market to the stupid & lazy demo.

'Why should you pay $160 for a bottle of weight loss pills? Because they really work.'

[hpdrifter]

Yeah.

Dr. Suess.

That makes me smile.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by hpdrifter

is that like th grand unifying theory?

I am waiting for someone to invent a fat free sugar free doughnut that tastes like a regular doughnut.

yes, and everything else, too

i thought the name was pretty self-explanatory

[Guy Incognito]

[quote=Kid Presentable]Duh.

More suasages.

Duh indeed - thats why they would be REusable. I had a touch of brain failure there.

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, I guess it was Mr. Sarcasmo.

[TurdBerglar]

Originally Posted by Kid Presentable

Female Orgasm Spray.

don't you already have the despenser in your pants?

[ASsman]

You just did...

Another good waste of my time.

[jackrock]

the frisbee, thats a awesome toy

[Thundercracker]

A Pizza Place where you make your own Pie!

[jackrock]

Originally Posted by Thundercracker

A Pizza Place where you make your own Pie!

or... or a bladder system for oil tankers!

[wrongwayandugg]

flubber

[tracky]

Originally Posted by Ali G

free... bitches

failing that you could always invent some sort of glove to wear when you eat ice cream in a cone, so that the ice cream doesn't run down your hand

[ChrisLove]

Centrifugal Birthing Bed

The beds in maternity wards spin very very fast around a pivot in the middle – the resulting centrifugal forces push the baby out of the Mothers womb in just a few minutes rather than the hours of Labour in conventional birthing scenarios. The Midwifes would need to be highly trained and would have to form a 'slip cordon' around the bed to catch the child as it leaves the womb at speeds of up to 25 mph. Some padding in the room could also help. The cordon needs to be close to the bed to prevent tearing the Umbilical cord. This will deliver a great cost saving to hospital as mother could be in and out of the hospital in no time – saving valuable resources.

[Anne Lauren]

Originally Posted by ChrisLove

Centrifugal Birthing Bed

The beds in maternity wards spin very very fast around a pivot in the middle – the resulting centrifugal forces push the baby out of the Mothers womb in just a few minutes rather than the hours of Labour in conventional birthing scenarios. The Midwifes would need to be highly trained and would have to form a 'slip cordon' around the bed to catch the child as it leaves the womb at speeds of up to 25 mph. Some padding in the room could also help. The cordon needs to be close to the bed to prevent tearing the Umbilical cord. This will deliver a great cost saving to hospital as mother could be in and out of the hospital in no time – saving valuable resources.

Or they could just cut 'em out...like a c-section. Ouick and somewhat simple and now they do it so that you can't really even tell that there's a scar there.

[ChrisLove]

Originally Posted by Anne Lauren

Or they could just cut 'em out...like a c-section. Ouick and somewhat simple and now they do it so that you can't really even tell that there's a scar there.

Thats much less cool than my way

[ms.peachy]

Originally Posted by ChrisLove

Thats much less cool than my way

True. but you'd have to figure out how to keep the midwives from getting slapped in the face with the placenta as it follows the baby out.