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DipDipDive
08-04-2006, 02:24 PM
Fuck it. I may even take a poop while I'm still on the clock. :cool:
ericlee
08-04-2006, 02:26 PM
so instead of taking a jack shit I assume you're taking a dip shit?
DipDipDive
08-04-2006, 02:28 PM
so instead of taking a jack shit I assume you're taking a dip shit?

That's right. :cool:
Bob
08-04-2006, 02:47 PM
sounds messy
DipDipDive
08-04-2006, 02:53 PM
Sweet. The boss lady said we can leave early. :cool: :cool:
befsquire
08-04-2006, 05:05 PM
i do not poop at work. ever.
TurdBerglar
08-04-2006, 06:56 PM
i always shit at work. getting paid to shit? fuck yeah
iceygirl
08-04-2006, 07:05 PM
i got on here at work today for the first time. i was here for maybe 10 seconds, felt very weird, odd and uncomfterble so i logged off and cleared my history immediately.
Bob
08-05-2006, 05:38 PM
i got on here at work today for the first time. i was here for maybe 10 seconds, felt very weird, odd and uncomfterble so i logged off and cleared my history immediately.

i think everyone starts out that way

you'll get used to it though
TAL
08-05-2006, 06:24 PM
I have never been to this board at work.
DipDipDive
08-05-2006, 07:00 PM
I have never been to this board at work.

Fuckin' amateur.
TAL
08-05-2006, 07:01 PM
Yes, I have fucked an amateur.
HEIRESS
08-05-2006, 10:29 PM
today at work I:

took my lovely 1 hour internet/fancy coffee break when i first got there at 6 am

spent multiple 20 minute blocks of time choosing out a change of internet radio station

drank a beer accompanied by McDonalds that a coworker bought me mid-day

visited with 2 out of town friends who randomly popped in during the day, and another friend who just bought a '06 civic so we took a lil spin

yelled at a 21 year old idiot that showed up 5 hours late for their shift running the ICP machines, which I had to semi-cover cause the thing has run 24 hours a day to keep up to analysis requirements

andddddddd performed a lil this and that sciency goodness and TA-DA 11-hour shift done!
SobaViolence
08-05-2006, 10:50 PM
work contract got cancelled.
got stoned and listened to music all day.
i'm on the jazz section right now.
life is good.
QueenAdrock
08-06-2006, 01:35 AM
I have never been to this board at work.


Yeah. I can't be, because the government sees and reads everything I do online.
ericlee
08-06-2006, 02:09 AM
Yeah. I can't be, because the government sees and reads everything I do online.

same here. Hey guys, what's up? You want a beer?