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Old 08-04-2006, 02:24 PM
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Fuck it. I may even take a poop while I'm still on the clock.


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Old 08-04-2006, 02:26 PM
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so instead of taking a jack shit I assume you're taking a dip shit?


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Old 08-04-2006, 02:28 PM
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so instead of taking a jack shit I assume you're taking a dip shit?
That's right.


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Old 08-04-2006, 02:47 PM
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sounds messy
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Old 08-04-2006, 02:53 PM
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Sweet. The boss lady said we can leave early.


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Old 08-04-2006, 05:05 PM
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i do not poop at work. ever.


noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
bobby: ow, you're hurting me. you're giving me an indian burn.
noelle: that's because you're struggling.

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Old 08-04-2006, 06:56 PM
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i always shit at work. getting paid to shit? fuck yeah
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Old 08-04-2006, 07:05 PM
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i got on here at work today for the first time. i was here for maybe 10 seconds, felt very weird, odd and uncomfterble so i logged off and cleared my history immediately.


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Old 08-05-2006, 05:38 PM
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i got on here at work today for the first time. i was here for maybe 10 seconds, felt very weird, odd and uncomfterble so i logged off and cleared my history immediately.
i think everyone starts out that way

you'll get used to it though
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Old 08-05-2006, 06:24 PM
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I have never been to this board at work.


well, that's just awesome then

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I have never been to this board at work.
Fuckin' amateur.


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Old 08-05-2006, 07:01 PM
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Yes, I have fucked an amateur.


well, that's just awesome then

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today at work I:

took my lovely 1 hour internet/fancy coffee break when i first got there at 6 am

spent multiple 20 minute blocks of time choosing out a change of internet radio station

drank a beer accompanied by McDonalds that a coworker bought me mid-day

visited with 2 out of town friends who randomly popped in during the day, and another friend who just bought a '06 civic so we took a lil spin

yelled at a 21 year old idiot that showed up 5 hours late for their shift running the ICP machines, which I had to semi-cover cause the thing has run 24 hours a day to keep up to analysis requirements

andddddddd performed a lil this and that sciency goodness and TA-DA 11-hour shift done!
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Old 08-05-2006, 10:50 PM
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work contract got cancelled.
got stoned and listened to music all day.
i'm on the jazz section right now.
life is good.


Freedom certainly doesn't feel free. Lady Liberty looks more and more like a battered housewife. And Democracy seems like a shopping spree.

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Old 08-06-2006, 01:35 AM
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I have never been to this board at work.

Yeah. I can't be, because the government sees and reads everything I do online.


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Old 08-06-2006, 02:09 AM
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Yeah. I can't be, because the government sees and reads everything I do online.
same here. Hey guys, what's up? You want a beer?


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