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Drederick Tatum
07-11-2007, 04:46 PM
Dinosaurs are not extinct! Pterosaur lives! (http://objectiveministries.org/creation/pterosaurs.html) Moses fought them off with his Pterosaur-scaring device!

DIGI
07-11-2007, 04:52 PM
that's marvelous.

cookiepuss
07-11-2007, 04:53 PM
uh, that was interesting.

Drederick Tatum
07-11-2007, 04:53 PM
touching picture of Jesus (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-earl.png), from the kidz artwork gallery (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art.html).

Bob
07-11-2007, 04:54 PM
i think i saw this on pornotube once (http://objectiveministries.org/creation/adamevepterosaur.jpg)

Drederick Tatum
07-11-2007, 04:54 PM
The most famous living pterosaur in Africa is the kongamato ("overwhelmer of boats")

DIGI
07-11-2007, 04:55 PM
Joey's gonna be an artist.

Drederick Tatum
07-11-2007, 04:57 PM
every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?! (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)

paul jones
07-11-2007, 05:02 PM
that dino has been spotted in papa new guinea

there's a book on it

Drederick Tatum
07-11-2007, 05:07 PM
well apparently some Confederate soldiers shot one down.

Deep_Sea_Rain
07-11-2007, 06:16 PM
touching picture of Jesus (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-earl.png), from the kidz artwork gallery (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art.html).

Jesus' hands are morbidly small in that picture...

I bet this is all just some viral campaign for Jurassic Park 4.

Genocide Tulips
07-11-2007, 06:16 PM
What's the deal with that photo of the confederate soldiers standing over some thing they claim to be a pterosaur?

Genocide Tulips
07-11-2007, 06:19 PM
Feeling low on the holy spirit? Try 1 in 3 Trinity (http://www.1in3trinity.com/drink.html) and revive the holy spirit within!

cosmo105
07-11-2007, 07:21 PM
every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?! (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)

hahahaha holy shit

Deep_Sea_Rain
07-11-2007, 10:07 PM
every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?! (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)

The baby bears an eery resemblance to John Voight.

Genocide Tulips
07-11-2007, 11:36 PM
I like the "also visit our shop for baby jesus gifts" plastered at the end of it.

ET
07-11-2007, 11:49 PM
every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?! (http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/)

I know it's 12:30 am but this is probably the 3rd thing that's every really scared me on the internet. And it had to be of baby fucking Jesus. Why hast thou shatted my pants?:(

Freebasser
07-12-2007, 08:05 AM
Haha! This made my afternoon (y)

EDIT - Goatse much? (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-jesusshineshislove.png)

QueenAdrock
07-12-2007, 10:52 AM
This (http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/art/kidzart-skeetblastoff.png) was a picture someone drew too. Apparently Skeet is the nickname of one of the ministry's pastors. ROFL