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Old 07-11-2007, 04:46 PM
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Dinosaurs are not extinct! Pterosaur lives! Moses fought them off with his Pterosaur-scaring device!


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Old 07-11-2007, 04:52 PM
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that's marvelous.


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Old 07-11-2007, 04:53 PM
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uh, that was interesting.


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touching picture of Jesus, from the kidz artwork gallery.


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i think i saw this on pornotube once
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The most famous living pterosaur in Africa is the kongamato ("overwhelmer of boats")


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Old 07-11-2007, 04:55 PM
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Joey's gonna be an artist.


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Old 07-11-2007, 04:57 PM
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every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?!


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Old 07-11-2007, 05:02 PM
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that dino has been spotted in papa new guinea

there's a book on it


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Old 07-11-2007, 05:07 PM
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well apparently some Confederate soldiers shot one down.


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Old 07-11-2007, 06:16 PM
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touching picture of Jesus, from the kidz artwork gallery.
Jesus' hands are morbidly small in that picture...

I bet this is all just some viral campaign for Jurassic Park 4.


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bear rape.
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:16 PM
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What's the deal with that photo of the confederate soldiers standing over some thing they claim to be a pterosaur?


i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 07-11-2007, 06:19 PM
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Feeling low on the holy spirit? Try 1 in 3 Trinity and revive the holy spirit within!


i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 07-11-2007, 07:21 PM
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every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?!
hahahaha holy shit


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Old 07-11-2007, 10:07 PM
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every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?!
The baby bears an eery resemblance to John Voight.


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bear rape.
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Old 07-11-2007, 11:36 PM
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I like the "also visit our shop for baby jesus gifts" plastered at the end of it.


i'd tell them that you don't have to be anybody. because i'd know that being somebody doesn't make you anybody anyway.

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Old 07-11-2007, 11:49 PM
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every link I explore leads to awesomeness. baby jesus wants to know WHY you hate him so much?!
I know it's 12:30 am but this is probably the 3rd thing that's every really scared me on the internet. And it had to be of baby fucking Jesus. Why hast thou shatted my pants?


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Old 07-12-2007, 08:05 AM
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Haha! This made my afternoon

EDIT - Goatse much?


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Old 07-12-2007, 10:52 AM
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This was a picture someone drew too. Apparently Skeet is the nickname of one of the ministry's pastors. ROFL


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