so, I just got laid [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

Bob

10-04-2007, 04:56 PM

i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid

haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad :(

kaiser soze

10-04-2007, 04:58 PM

I did two days ago ;)

HEIRESS

10-04-2007, 05:55 PM

I did the day before a really long fucking time ago.

RobMoney$

10-04-2007, 05:55 PM

This thread reminds me of the skit on SNL with that girl who's always trying to out-do everyone.

"Well,...Um...I just got laid too. I get laid all the time, In fact I'm getting laid right now. I'm getting laid by 3 guys"

fucktopgirl

10-04-2007, 06:00 PM

i have a two weeek of sex, my bf( My daughter father)came to visit us. WE are somewhat back together.. :)

cookiepuss

10-04-2007, 06:04 PM

It has come to my attention that I have not been laid in a while.

it has also come to my attention that I have not been in the mood to get laid either.

furthermore, I am now fully aware that I need to change my mood and get laid, damn it!!!:mad:

afronaut

10-04-2007, 06:42 PM

i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid

haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad :(

wait i thought you got to stick it a coupla years ago? with some girl who had a boyfriend or something? i dont know.

Dorothy Wood

10-04-2007, 06:53 PM

no, that's in the future.

Bob

10-04-2007, 07:19 PM

and i am the boyfriend

Waus

10-04-2007, 07:26 PM

wait i thought you got to stick it a coupla years ago? with some girl who had a boyfriend or something? i dont know.

That'd be a great story to tell about your first time.

"Yeah - I totally stuck it. Some girl who had a boyfriend already [dap]."

Bob

10-04-2007, 07:29 PM

at this point i'm hoping to lose my virginity to either:

a) a lesbian or

b) multiple girls at once

because otherwise it's just going to be embarassing

-T-

10-04-2007, 08:28 PM

i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid

haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad :(

Seriously you got me good.

beastieangel01

10-04-2007, 08:50 PM

I'm in a dry spell.

Self-induced dry spell I guess, but a dry-spell nonetheless.

It's frustrating.

Drederick Tatum

10-04-2007, 09:03 PM

yeah, Sunday seems like a distant memory these days. may as well have been another lifetime.

adam_f

10-04-2007, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by beastieangel01
I'm in a dry spell.

Self-induced dry spell I guess, but a dry-spell nonetheless.

It's frustrating.

There's only so many innuendos I can make before it just becomes oppressive. Will you just get laid already?

Bob

10-04-2007, 09:26 PM

Seriously you got me good.

i'm gonna do it again

faz

10-04-2007, 09:52 PM

i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid

haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad :(

YOu know what? IT worked. But it was your newest post that flashed up on the index page.

Also, I'm very drunk. And I'm going to watch California man on vhs. I'm that old school.

Yetra Flam

10-04-2007, 09:58 PM

i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid

yeah, i actually fell for this. i was all "oh yeah bob got some"

And since this is a thread about frequency of getting laid, i'm gonna put it out there that i probably won't ever get any again.

Knuckles

10-04-2007, 10:09 PM

Yeah, Bob got me on this one as well.

And my wife just had a baby so I won't be gettin' any for quite some time. :(

DandyFop

10-04-2007, 10:36 PM

TurdBerglar

10-04-2007, 10:39 PM

yeah just give him even more pressure

DandyFop

10-04-2007, 10:43 PM

Yeah you're right, if I hadn't posted that Bob would be knee deep in some milf's pussy right now.

No I mean literally, he'd be knee deep. That dude is fucking skinny.

Yetra Flam

10-04-2007, 10:44 PM

shit, am i too late for a joke about "pressure" on bob's prostate?

tracky

10-05-2007, 06:29 AM

i think the girl at work got laid last night. i've never seen her so happy. bitch.

Bob

10-05-2007, 07:28 AM

Bob you do realize that this board is going to have to be the first post-coital stop you make whenver it does happen. Nothing else - no peeing, no sleeping, no calling up your mom, nothing. WE MUST KNOW.

i probably won't even wait till afterwards, i'll just bring my laptop with me

has anyone ever posted on the internet mid-coitus?

tracky

10-05-2007, 07:31 AM

one time i was rubbing one out and i thought of an awesome response to something somene said on a forum, so I quickly went and typed out the response. and now i'll just go back to batting it...

mikizee

10-05-2007, 09:55 AM

Yeah I havent gotten laid in over a month.

I'm pretty sure Heiress barely knows I exist but I would book a plane trip over there to end our droughts in a heartbeat *sigh*

abcdefz

10-05-2007, 09:59 AM

has anyone ever posted on the internet mid-coitus?

Clive Owen in Shoot 'em Up, I think.

HEIRESS

10-05-2007, 12:36 PM

Im just going to be extra happy when christmas rolls around finally.

insertnamehere

10-06-2007, 09:28 PM

remember that time bob posted that he finally got some and wrote out this whole story that ended with him cumming so hard he shit the bed? man. that was a pretty amazing lie. i know i believed it.

i too want secks very much :(

porn and my left hand just aren't doing it for me anymore

and my right hand isnt coordinated enough

Bob

10-06-2007, 09:32 PM

i didn't post that. me and the notorious lol decided to trade passwords and he posted that. then i made some dumb post under his name about having a fetish for fat chicks because honestly, how was i going to top what he posted

insertnamehere

10-06-2007, 09:34 PM

oh.

NLOL, i applaud you for that amazing feat of fiction writing

Bob

10-06-2007, 09:35 PM

indeed

it lives on to this day

P of R

10-07-2007, 06:26 AM

About two months ago for me, and it's going to be another month before I get some slidy pump-pump action. :(

Teh

10-07-2007, 06:35 AM

Bob, i got to say i'm actually quite impressed with the way you can just sit and laugh about this whole "Bob's a virgin" malarky. I mean, not that it should bother you, but i guess it can be quite hurtful, yo.

Anyway.

paul jones

10-07-2007, 07:04 AM

I need a poo

ericlee

10-07-2007, 07:16 AM

erm. Eh, post. Damn does my back hurt. I think she has a method behind her madness.(y)

Oh wait,. WUT?

beastieangel01

10-07-2007, 12:03 PM

I hope that man I met last night calls me.

He's not going to know what hit him.

Lex Diamonds

10-08-2007, 08:02 AM

I haven't had sex since Wednesday. I think I broke my girlfriend by overdoing it (her) since I got back from Namibia. Went from no sex for 6 weeks to about 3 times a day. And now 4 days seems like a huge drought. :(

But yeah, I guess it sucks for all you chumps with no supply of ass. Don't see why you're all whining though, if you actually want sex then why don't you dress up and go to a decent club?

vickista

10-08-2007, 08:06 AM

HEIRESS

10-08-2007, 10:03 AM

a month and 1 week is a very long time ago.

tracky

10-08-2007, 10:54 AM

But yeah, I guess it sucks for all you chumps with no supply of ass. Don't see why you're all whining though, if you actually want sex then why don't you dress up and go to a decent club?

if i could be bothered i'd dig up what you said just recently, something like "i used to have a lot of meaningless sex but now i feel disgusting afterwards"

so which one are you advocating here?

Lex Diamonds

10-08-2007, 10:56 AM

Most people I know seem to enjoy meaningless sex. Plus who says sex with someone you just met has to be meaningless? Most of the people I had meaningless sex with were people I had known for a while already so there wasn't even the excitement of a one night stand.

tracky

10-08-2007, 11:02 AM

a month and 1 week is a very long time ago.

christ cry me a river

get back to me when it's in the years and you've lost count...

you know i think my brief sexual encounters were really bad. because it seems like everyone else is just "OMG NEED SEX!", and while that's true of me to a degree I seem to be able to live without it a lot longer than some people. I equate sex to car ownership. That is, if you've never had a car you can get on fine without one. But once you've had a car life becomes very difficult without one. Right now I'm at the stage of like an L-plater who's driven around a few vacant parking lots. Very apt.

Bob

10-08-2007, 11:39 AM

a month and 1 week is a very long time ago.

lol

Lex Diamonds

10-08-2007, 11:42 AM

If sex is like driving then Bob is like someone who enjoys watching F1 races on the internet and jerking off to them but is too timid to actually go out there and fuck a car himself. (y)

Bob

10-08-2007, 11:43 AM

If sex is like driving then Bob is like someone who enjoys watching F1 races on the internet and jerking off to them but is too timid to actually go out there and fuck a car himself. (y)

that's the best analogy i've ever heard

Lex Diamonds

10-08-2007, 11:44 AM

To tell the truth I just wanted to say "fuck a car".

Freebasser

10-08-2007, 11:44 AM

Bob fooled me again :/

Bob

10-08-2007, 11:52 AM

some day i'm actually going to get laid and nobody's going to believe me. i'm the boy who cried sex

paul jones

10-08-2007, 11:56 AM

*gives Paul a poo.*

shit man,you could have wrapped it! now I have to wash my hands

tracky

10-19-2007, 08:20 PM

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AceFace

10-19-2007, 08:32 PM

hump tha bump.

i've gotten it twice this week. that's rare for us married folk.

maybe i'll take a little more tonight.

oooh! i'm SAUCY.

HEIRESS

10-19-2007, 10:38 PM

EW!

I have almost exactly 2 more months to go.

Bob

10-20-2007, 12:58 AM

i wish my celibacy had a time limit like that

DandyFop

10-20-2007, 01:00 AM

celibacy? ...never heard of it....*cough*

:o

mikizee

10-20-2007, 06:02 AM

I haven't gotten laid in aaaagggeeesss.

I'm starting to get pissed off.

Yetra Flam

10-21-2007, 07:27 PM

i always have a look in my eye like i haven't been fucked in a year.

hitmonlee

10-22-2007, 12:07 AM

so do i get like a high 5 or something if i post in here?

cosmo105

10-22-2007, 12:14 AM

hey guys, what's going on in this thread? :cool:

paul jones

10-22-2007, 12:16 AM

hey guys, what's going on in this thread? :cool:

it's a hormonal and testosterone festival

Dorothy Wood

10-22-2007, 06:42 PM

I did sex before 8 p.m. on saturday. that never happens. and morning sex doesn't count I guess. then we watched Chuck. I laffed. went out for drinks with friends after. pretty exciting stuff.

little j

10-22-2007, 06:58 PM

some day i'm actually going to get laid and nobody's going to believe me. i'm the boy who cried sex

LOL

i thought i'd come back and bob would be a sex fiend... and actually having sex.

its kind of comforting that not much has changed.(y)

BBboy20

10-23-2007, 06:01 PM

so do i get like a high 5 or something if i post in here?They probably want more then that but you probably should get one.