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Old 10-04-2007, 04:50 PM
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ok, not really, actually not even a little bit, but yeah.


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Old 10-04-2007, 04:51 PM
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At least you weren't laid out.


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Old 10-04-2007, 04:56 PM
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i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid


haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad
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Old 10-04-2007, 04:58 PM
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Default Re: so, I just got laid
I did two days ago


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Old 10-04-2007, 05:55 PM
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I did the day before a really long fucking time ago.


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Old 10-04-2007, 05:55 PM
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Default Re: so, I just got laid
This thread reminds me of the skit on SNL with that girl who's always trying to out-do everyone.



"Well,...Um...I just got laid too. I get laid all the time, In fact I'm getting laid right now. I'm getting laid by 3 guys"
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Old 10-04-2007, 06:00 PM
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i have a two weeek of sex, my bf( My daughter father)came to visit us. WE are somewhat back together..


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Old 10-04-2007, 06:04 PM
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It has come to my attention that I have not been laid in a while.

it has also come to my attention that I have not been in the mood to get laid either.

furthermore, I am now fully aware that I need to change my mood and get laid, damn it!!!


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Old 10-04-2007, 06:42 PM
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i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid


haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad
wait i thought you got to stick it a coupla years ago? with some girl who had a boyfriend or something? i dont know.


Licking my lips, I pulled out his (also 13") cock. And in mid-blow, as I read the latest neo-feminist screed on Jezebel, I said to myself, "Oh god" -- both reacting to the size of his massive cock and the total injustices faced by women today.

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Old 10-04-2007, 06:53 PM
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no, that's in the future.


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Old 10-04-2007, 07:19 PM
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and i am the boyfriend
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Old 10-04-2007, 07:26 PM
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wait i thought you got to stick it a coupla years ago? with some girl who had a boyfriend or something? i dont know.
That'd be a great story to tell about your first time.

"Yeah - I totally stuck it. Some girl who had a boyfriend already [dap]."


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Old 10-04-2007, 07:29 PM
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at this point i'm hoping to lose my virginity to either:

a) a lesbian or

b) multiple girls at once

because otherwise it's just going to be embarassing
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Old 10-04-2007, 08:28 PM
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i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid


haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad
Seriously you got me good.
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Old 10-04-2007, 08:50 PM
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I'm in a dry spell.


Self-induced dry spell I guess, but a dry-spell nonetheless.

It's frustrating.


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Old 10-04-2007, 09:03 PM
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yeah, Sunday seems like a distant memory these days. may as well have been another lifetime.


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Old 10-04-2007, 09:15 PM
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I'm in a dry spell.


Self-induced dry spell I guess, but a dry-spell nonetheless.

It's frustrating.
There's only so many innuendos I can make before it just becomes oppressive. Will you just get laid already?


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Old 10-04-2007, 09:26 PM
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Seriously you got me good.
i'm gonna do it again
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:52 PM
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i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid


haha suckers, jokes on you i'm still a virgin

...i made myself sad
YOu know what? IT worked. But it was your newest post that flashed up on the index page.

Also, I'm very drunk. And I'm going to watch California man on vhs. I'm that old school.


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Old 10-04-2007, 09:58 PM
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i'm gonna post in this thread so that people reading the forum index will think i got laid
yeah, i actually fell for this. i was all "oh yeah bob got some"

And since this is a thread about frequency of getting laid, i'm gonna put it out there that i probably won't ever get any again.
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Old 10-04-2007, 10:09 PM
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Yeah, Bob got me on this one as well.

And my wife just had a baby so I won't be gettin' any for quite some time.


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Old 10-04-2007, 10:36 PM
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Bob you do realize that this board is going to have to be the first post-coital stop you make whenver it does happen. Nothing else - no peeing, no sleeping, no calling up your mom, nothing. WE MUST KNOW.


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Old 10-04-2007, 10:39 PM
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yeah just give him even more pressure
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Old 10-04-2007, 10:43 PM
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Yeah you're right, if I hadn't posted that Bob would be knee deep in some milf's pussy right now.

No I mean literally, he'd be knee deep. That dude is fucking skinny.


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Old 10-04-2007, 10:44 PM
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shit, am i too late for a joke about "pressure" on bob's prostate?
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:29 AM
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i think the girl at work got laid last night. i've never seen her so happy. bitch.
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:28 AM
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Bob you do realize that this board is going to have to be the first post-coital stop you make whenver it does happen. Nothing else - no peeing, no sleeping, no calling up your mom, nothing. WE MUST KNOW.
i probably won't even wait till afterwards, i'll just bring my laptop with me

has anyone ever posted on the internet mid-coitus?
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Old 10-05-2007, 07:31 AM
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one time i was rubbing one out and i thought of an awesome response to something somene said on a forum, so I quickly went and typed out the response. and now i'll just go back to batting it...
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Old 10-05-2007, 09:55 AM
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Yeah I havent gotten laid in over a month.

I'm pretty sure Heiress barely knows I exist but I would book a plane trip over there to end our droughts in a heartbeat *sigh*


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Old 10-05-2007, 09:59 AM
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has anyone ever posted on the internet mid-coitus?


Clive Owen in Shoot 'em Up, I think.


Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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