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Old 09-06-2009, 06:38 PM
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:39 PM
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So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them?
not necessarily that they are, but that they might be



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:40 PM
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Oh... You are rubbish at flirting
I will punch the back of your knees.

...BUT WHAT WILL IT MEAN IF I DO??



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:40 PM
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Are we doing it now?



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:41 PM
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not necessarily that they are, but that they might be
I see.

Being a guy must be annoying.



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:42 PM
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I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting. but also because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.

I don't know why I told that story.
In all honesty, you kinda skipped the flirting and went straight for the sexual assault there. It in no way reflects poorly on your flirting skills.



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:43 PM
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Are we doing it now?
*looks down*

Not that I know of?



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:44 PM
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In all honesty, you kinda skipped the flirting and went straight for the sexual assault there. It in no way reflects poorly on your flirting skills.
I tried to flirt.



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:47 PM
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Are Mickill and I doing it?



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:49 PM
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You make the relationship the two of you have sound so cheap when you say it like that.



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Old 09-06-2009, 07:21 PM
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Yes, we're distant soul companions.



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Old 09-06-2009, 07:57 PM
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I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food



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Old 09-07-2009, 12:04 PM
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So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them?
Well obviously not, I'm just saying that it's a key element in the process.



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Old 09-07-2009, 02:08 PM
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Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.



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Old 09-07-2009, 02:12 PM
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physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis



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Old 09-07-2009, 02:45 PM
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Only 50% of the time. But the other half of the time does = DEFINITELY getting some creamer action.



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Old 09-07-2009, 04:32 PM
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Life would be so much easier if sexual assault and flirting were the same thing.



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Old 09-07-2009, 05:04 PM
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Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:

eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility
smile = she is DEFINITELY interested
hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis

You shouldn't have to try very hard.
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physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis

You guys are totally giving away too many Man-Code secrets here.
Women aren't supposed to have this kind of knowledge or they might use it to their advantage!



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Old 09-07-2009, 11:08 PM
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1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ???????????
3. profit
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Old 09-08-2009, 12:30 AM
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I have found letting loose some giggles during conversation seems to go over well.

other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie



Next stop, home ownership! Iím just kidding, the middle class is dying. Youíll be renting forever.

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Old 09-08-2009, 12:54 AM
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other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie
Maybe that's why I didn't get a ticket that night...



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Old 09-08-2009, 05:02 AM
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I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food
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I will not let these two amazing posts go ignored.



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Old 09-10-2009, 05:48 PM
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I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.

he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure.

i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.



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Old 09-10-2009, 05:59 PM
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Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.



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Old 09-10-2009, 06:05 PM
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Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.
yeah but if he does that it means he's gay



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Old 09-10-2009, 06:14 PM
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no it really is that bad. i said "anywaysss, bye" where the bye trails off and your voice gets really bass-y. the rest of the message was in a high pitched LI-girl voice. it was bad.

being a nun is an interesting consideration.



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