Introduction Thread

[Laserface]

so i have been sort of stalking this board for over two years now. i used to just go to talk about the beastie boys, but then i stumbled onto here, and haven't been able to detach myself since. this place has been a staple for me to go to whenever i'm extremely bored or writing a paper. i actually feel like i know some of you people pretty well, which is kind of sad considering i don't talk to any of you.

i haven't posted mostly out of laziness, also out of a lack of anything to say (not that i wouldn't fit in for that one), and also because i couldn't think of a username. but now i did. sooo i guess i'm gonna start posting here or whatever so i just want to say whatsup and all that. holla

[Freebasser]

Holla! You fucking arsehole!

[kleptomaniac]

howdy, stranger! :)

[ms.peachy]

Bon jour. I am also thinking of lasering my face. Stupid stubborn chin hairs.

[Lyman Zerga]

so i have been sort of stalking this board for over two years now. i used to just go to talk about the beastie boys, but then i stumbled onto here, and haven't been able to detach myself since. this place has been a staple for me to go to whenever i'm extremely bored or writing a paper. i actually feel like i know some of you people pretty well, which is kind of sad considering i don't talk to any of you.


this is exactly my story (except for the writing paper part, im no homo!)
from the first second i was like down with everyone and they been like huh? wtf? whos that cunthead?

anyway..hello!

[MC Moot]

mucho gusto....

http://bbmb.wiki-site.com/index.php/Main_Page

[TAL]

Seems like only people with "ace" in their name make these kinds of threads.

[Laserface]

yeah i would also like to say that bob is the coolest guy in the universe. and all the parallal universes at that. holla bob

[Lyman Zerga]

everyone loves bob :mad:(y)

[Laserface]

everyone loves bob :mad:(y)

okay okay, no one said they didn't

[Laserface]

and also i gotta say that story where turdburglar is taking a shit and the kid crawls into his stall has to be the most funniest, bizarre fucking story i've ever heard.

[mikizee]

I reckon he heard that story from someone/somewhere else and claimed it as his own

[HEIRESS]

The only user name cooler than laserface is Lazersnake
but thats the already the name of one of my favorite bands (http://www.myspace.com/lazrsnake), so you did good kid.

[Laserface]

I reckon he heard that story from someone/somewhere else and claimed it as his own

to impress all of his internet friends, all of whom he'll most probably never even meet, huh?

[Laserface]

The only user name cooler than laserface is Lazersnake
but thats the already the name of one of my favorite bands (http://www.myspace.com/lazrsnake), so you did good kid.


i actually stole it from underground rapper el-p. i thought it was cool, so whatever. thinking of an original name is too much work.

[Bob]

thanks

[Jitters]

i actually stole it from underground rapper el-p. i thought it was cool, so whatever. thinking of an original name is too much work.

Already stealing, you're not off to a good start with me :mad:

Welcome anyway (y)

[Loppfessor]

It took you two years to come up with "laserface"????!!.....BAAAHAHAHAAA.....

[ericlee]

I think you should only come up with the name laserface if you've actually drank
Laser (http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/2544.jpg) malt liquor...Oh man, I just made a laserface thinkin about it. You take a swig of that and your body starts shakin kinda like it does when you're in the middle of a good piss.

The shit's so strong that it'll make billy dee jump on the millenium falcon with his tail between his legs and hyperspace the hell outta dodge. Yeah, Laser is the scrapings from the bottom of the barrel.

Anyway, welcome aboard.

[mikizee]

to impress all of his internet friends, all of whom he'll most probably never even meet, huh?

Yes

[Knuckles]

to impress all of his internet friends, all of whom he'll most probably never even meet, huh?

That's what it's all about baby.

Nicetomeetya btw.

[mikizee]

I reckon Laserface IS Turdburglar, he was a little too defensive

Once again I've cracked the case!

Well done me.

[Loppfessor]

Nice work!....You'll make detective for this

[mikizee]

But I wanna be called Logan

[mikizee]

Dang it, I always end up being Mandy

[AceFace]

I'm a dick already!

Welcome to the board. Your name reminds of the scene in "Logan's Run" when that doctor tries to kill Logan, and instead gets his face craved up by the laser. Meh, I might just call you Logan.
Dude. favorite. movie. EVER!

hi laser, i'm still new, but welcome to the "face" family.

[AceFace]

Bon jour. I am also thinking of lasering my face. Stupid stubborn chin hairs.

oh oh! i'm certified in laser hair removal! that shit HURTS.

[AceFace]

Seems like only people with "ace" in their name make these kinds of threads.

that's b/c we rule.

[TAL]

You rule twice.

[ms.peachy]

oh oh! i'm certified in laser hair removal! that shit HURTS.

Pffffft. I've given birth, I can take it.

[AceFace]

i tell you what, it's hurts WORSE than a tattoo.

[Kid Presentable]

I always wanted to use LaserFace as a S/N so I could edit other people's posts to sound more like something I'd rhyme over.

[paul jones]

the laser went in my last DVD player but I have a new DVD player now

[AceFace]

Wouldn't that depend on the area of hair removal and tattoo?

ok, i have a rib cage/hip tattoo, and that's one of the most painful spots.

but i have also had my stuff and my armpits lasered and those both hurt plenty worse. it's not a "area" thing with the hair removal like tattoos are. what the laser does is seeks out pigment in the hair, shoots the laser down the hair shaft and destroys the root. destroying the root feels the same everywhere.

now if you had REALLY dark hair, the lasering would be a lot worse.

[AceFace]

cause you're a tough guy. :D

[beastiegirrl101]

ok, i have a rib cage/hip tattoo, and that's one of the most painful spots.


I beg to differ...the stomach is brutal...all fatty tissue, but I agree, anything on the bone is just pure hell too.

My aunt had her armpits lazored...that just seems unnecessary.

[hpdrifter]

I have a tattoo on the top of my foot.

How much does lasering cost?

[lunie]

My aunt had her armpits lazored...that just seems unnecessary.

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAAA!!! good god! for some reason, that just struck me as super funny. so much so that i laughed out loud at work and now i have to explain why i laughed... and now i'm just rambling. sorry. :D

[Lex Diamonds]

HOLLA ATCHA BOY

(no homo)

[mikizee]

I have a tattoo wrapped around and under my arm, sure it hurt, (esp underneath where all your nerves are) it took over 5 hours, but I would think that boiling radiator fluid would sting a little more.

Weird.