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Old 10-11-2007, 03:33 PM
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so i have been sort of stalking this board for over two years now. i used to just go to talk about the beastie boys, but then i stumbled onto here, and haven't been able to detach myself since. this place has been a staple for me to go to whenever i'm extremely bored or writing a paper. i actually feel like i know some of you people pretty well, which is kind of sad considering i don't talk to any of you.

i haven't posted mostly out of laziness, also out of a lack of anything to say (not that i wouldn't fit in for that one), and also because i couldn't think of a username. but now i did. sooo i guess i'm gonna start posting here or whatever so i just want to say whatsup and all that. holla
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:41 PM
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:45 PM
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howdy, stranger!
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:50 PM
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Bon jour. I am also thinking of lasering my face. Stupid stubborn chin hairs.
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:52 PM
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so i have been sort of stalking this board for over two years now. i used to just go to talk about the beastie boys, but then i stumbled onto here, and haven't been able to detach myself since. this place has been a staple for me to go to whenever i'm extremely bored or writing a paper. i actually feel like i know some of you people pretty well, which is kind of sad considering i don't talk to any of you.
this is exactly my story (except for the writing paper part, im no homo!)
from the first second i was like down with everyone and they been like huh? wtf? whos that cunthead?

anyway..hello!



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Old 10-11-2007, 03:54 PM
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Old 10-11-2007, 03:56 PM
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Seems like only people with "ace" in their name make these kinds of threads.



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 10-11-2007, 04:33 PM
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yeah i would also like to say that bob is the coolest guy in the universe. and all the parallal universes at that. holla bob
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:34 PM
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everyone loves bob



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Old 10-11-2007, 04:37 PM
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everyone loves bob
okay okay, no one said they didn't
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:39 PM
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and also i gotta say that story where turdburglar is taking a shit and the kid crawls into his stall has to be the most funniest, bizarre fucking story i've ever heard.
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Old 10-11-2007, 04:43 PM
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I reckon he heard that story from someone/somewhere else and claimed it as his own



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Old 10-11-2007, 04:58 PM
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The only user name cooler than laserface is Lazersnake
but thats the already the name of one of my favorite bands, so you did good kid.



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Old 10-11-2007, 04:59 PM
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I reckon he heard that story from someone/somewhere else and claimed it as his own
to impress all of his internet friends, all of whom he'll most probably never even meet, huh?
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:02 PM
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The only user name cooler than laserface is Lazersnake
but thats the already the name of one of my favorite bands, so you did good kid.

i actually stole it from underground rapper el-p. i thought it was cool, so whatever. thinking of an original name is too much work.
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:20 PM
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thanks
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:23 PM
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i actually stole it from underground rapper el-p. i thought it was cool, so whatever. thinking of an original name is too much work.
Already stealing, you're not off to a good start with me

Welcome anyway



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Old 10-12-2007, 01:19 AM
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It took you two years to come up with "laserface"????!!.....BAAAHAHAHAAA.....



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Old 10-12-2007, 01:32 AM
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I think you should only come up with the name laserface if you've actually drank
Laser malt liquor...Oh man, I just made a laserface thinkin about it. You take a swig of that and your body starts shakin kinda like it does when you're in the middle of a good piss.

The shit's so strong that it'll make billy dee jump on the millenium falcon with his tail between his legs and hyperspace the hell outta dodge. Yeah, Laser is the scrapings from the bottom of the barrel.

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:37 AM
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to impress all of his internet friends, all of whom he'll most probably never even meet, huh?
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the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 10-12-2007, 06:58 AM
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to impress all of his internet friends, all of whom he'll most probably never even meet, huh?
That's what it's all about baby.

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Old 10-12-2007, 07:34 AM
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I reckon Laserface IS Turdburglar, he was a little too defensive

Once again I've cracked the case!

Well done me.



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Old 10-12-2007, 07:43 AM
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Nice work!....You'll make detective for this



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Old 10-12-2007, 08:17 AM
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But I wanna be called Logan



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Old 10-12-2007, 08:28 AM
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Dang it, I always end up being Mandy



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Old 10-12-2007, 08:38 AM
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I'm a dick already!

Welcome to the board. Your name reminds of the scene in "Logan's Run" when that doctor tries to kill Logan, and instead gets his face craved up by the laser. Meh, I might just call you Logan.
Dude. favorite. movie. EVER!

hi laser, i'm still new, but welcome to the "face" family.



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Old 10-12-2007, 08:39 AM
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Bon jour. I am also thinking of lasering my face. Stupid stubborn chin hairs.
oh oh! i'm certified in laser hair removal! that shit HURTS.



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Old 10-12-2007, 08:40 AM
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Seems like only people with "ace" in their name make these kinds of threads.
that's b/c we rule.



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Old 10-12-2007, 08:45 AM
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You rule twice.



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 10-12-2007, 08:48 AM
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oh oh! i'm certified in laser hair removal! that shit HURTS.
Pffffft. I've given birth, I can take it.
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