View Full Version : Real life worse case scenerios that you dread..
ericlee
10-20-2007, 01:04 PM
Things that can happen to you anyday. Such as a fear of loosing your car keys or goin out on a date, eatin an expensive dinner and reachin for your wallet only to find out that you've left it in the pocket of your pants that you wore the night previously.
I'd say that mine has to be, and it actually already has happened, is being in foreign place. In the public and you all of the sudden get a strong case of food poisoning from somethin you've eaten and BAM!! You're stricken with an emergency case of the shits and the nearest toilet is about 5 blocks away and it's a squat john at that. I'm talkin the pale, cold, clammy skin and cold sweats with a gut wrenchin pain- can't hold it in for the life of you shit. Oh yeah, I had to run with one leg stiff to tighten my sphincter. It was like *step, shart, step, shart* all the way to the damn toilet...I could barely get my pants off in time for that one and to top it off, I almost shat on my clothes cause of that damn squat shitter. It was a massive and runny pile of poop. I damn near had to turn around and shoot it twice to make sure it's dead.
AND GO!
ms.peachy
10-20-2007, 01:37 PM
Another suicide bombing on the Tube on my way to/home from work.
Best not to think about it too much:(
ericlee
10-20-2007, 01:44 PM
Oh yeah, peachy... Try not to think about that stuff too much, eh? :cool:
getting stuck on the train due to a suicide bombing while having diarrhea
ericlee
10-20-2007, 01:53 PM
Spewin Pepsi out my nose and onto my guitar after readin one of Bob's posts.
Thanks alot Bob, that one almost went right into my pickups. Like a suicide bomber behind the wheel of a 78 Toyota pickup. With diarrhea.
fucktopgirl
10-20-2007, 02:23 PM
I dread what happening now...global warming and all that come with it..
Soon, NO more polar bears:(
Lyman Zerga
10-20-2007, 02:24 PM
Soon, NO more polar bears:(
they are homobags anyway
fucktopgirl
10-20-2007, 02:26 PM
they are homobags anyway
They can be homo, not a reason to eradicate them
Lyman Zerga
10-20-2007, 02:27 PM
They can be homo, not a reason to eradicate them
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fucktopgirl
10-20-2007, 02:32 PM
...
:confused:
fucktopgirl
10-20-2007, 03:55 PM
^ can you elucidate to me what is funny here??
ericlee
10-20-2007, 04:04 PM
you want to lubricate his what with diarreah?
fucktopgirl
10-20-2007, 04:06 PM
^ no, projection here, maybe this is one of your worst case scenario though or maybe one of your best!
ericlee
10-20-2007, 04:17 PM
chocolate rain
roosta
10-20-2007, 06:01 PM
Things that can happen to you anyday. Such as a fear of loosing your car keys or goin out on a date, eatin an expensive dinner and reachin for your wallet only to find out that you've left it in the pocket of your pants that you wore the night previously.
I'd say that mine has to be, and it actually already has happened, is being in foreign place. In the public and you all of the sudden get a strong case of food poisoning from somethin you've eaten and BAM!! You're stricken with an emergency case of the shits and the nearest toilet is about 5 blocks away and it's a squat john at that. I'm talkin the pale, cold, clammy skin and cold sweats with a gut wrenchin pain- can't hold it in for the life of you shit. Oh yeah, I had to run with one leg stiff to tighten my sphincter. It was like *step, shart, step, shart* all the way to the damn toilet...I could barely get my pants off in time for that one and to top it off, I almost shat on my clothes cause of that damn squat shitter. It was a massive and runny pile of poop. I damn near had to turn around and shoot it twice to make sure it's dead.
AND GO!
hahaha....yeah....er.....thats quite topical with me. like, really recently. and possibly a worse story.
yeah, ive typed too much.
that is really bad
that happened to me when i took the SAT
i know i keep telling this story but it keeps becoming relevant. it's not my fault if people in here like to post about pants-shitting (i didn't shit them but i came very close)
it's like, the test started, and 5 minutes into the first section, my stomach starts gurgling. but of course you can't leave. so i just had to sit there, holding it in for like a fucking hour, trying to take the SAT while i have horrible pain going all through my body as i'm recruiting every muscle in my body to help keep my rectum sealed
oh it was a bad day. i've been paranoid about bowel movements ever since
ericlee
10-20-2007, 06:47 PM
Oh dammit, this thread is makin me really LOL. My mother in law is lookin at me very strange cause I'm freakin losin it.
I hate how I get that natural look of undivided attention on my face when it hits hard too. I'll be at a perfect smile and then the stomach churns and my face changes to an eagle esque look as if it sees a field mouse.
Lex Diamonds
10-22-2007, 05:43 AM
I don't really "dread" needing a shit or forgetting my wallet... I'm more scared of another terrorist attack or having a knife/gun pulled on me.
parent/sibling/friend walking in on you mid wank
Lex Diamonds
10-22-2007, 06:03 AM
What if it was a hot parent/sibling/friend? ;)
Planetary
10-22-2007, 06:07 AM
they are homobags anyway
yeah fuck the system
ericlee
10-22-2007, 06:26 AM
I just spent all day recordin my shit and I brought the c.d. home just to find that there's no music on it whatsoever. Oh man this is a real bummer. This guy better have it saved on his end.
Planetary
10-22-2007, 06:39 AM
umm we got told about this sort of thing in class a few years ago but its not that rare an occurance. he will have just had some settings wrong when he bounced it. just go back and see him.
beastiegirrl101
10-22-2007, 09:14 AM
I'm not real car savvy when it comes to fixing things...so I guess worse case scenerio for me would be while on a road trip to break down in the middle of no where and not know what to do....it's also night time and I have no cell phone reception.
Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
ericlee
10-22-2007, 11:46 AM
umm we got told about this sort of thing in class a few years ago but its not that rare an occurance. he will have just had some settings wrong when he bounced it. just go back and see him.
Yeah, he said he gave me the wrong c.d. That was a worst case scenerio for me.. All hyped, throw on my headphones.......... Man, I got the poor old chap very wasted last night. I walked out of the bathroom to find him lying on his back, chair flipped over and he was cold and sweaty . Thought he was dead but, he's ok.
cookiepuss
10-22-2007, 12:32 PM
thanks to a bunch of those stupid disaster movies that came out a few years ago, I can no longer drive over the Golden Gate Bridge without imagining it falling appart and my car plumeting into the icey cold shark infected waters.
thank you Hollywood. thank you so much for that imagery. :mad:
MC Moot
10-22-2007, 12:41 PM
CANCER....I can kick the shite of anything else in this life....but I have an omnipresent feeling that cancer will be the cause of my demise or strike my loved ones again....
cookiepuss
10-22-2007, 12:44 PM
yeah cancer is coming for all of us. I can see why you feel that way. it's so prevalent. Breast cancer runs in my family. I won't be too shocked if I get it.:((n)
another real life senario I dread is a major car accident. the kind where you're hurt and or trapped in the car waiting for help.
did I mention I hate driving? I do. just getting myself too and from work is a major daily ordeal for me mentally.
I'm actually afraid of alot of stuff.
abcdefz
10-22-2007, 12:59 PM
I hope I die before I get old.
paul jones
10-22-2007, 01:03 PM
being chased by an elephant whilst needing to have a shit and dodging lightning strikes on ice with no socks on
Freebasser
10-22-2007, 01:13 PM
Being killed on my way to work whilst wearing shit-stained underkecks.
MC Moot
10-22-2007, 01:15 PM
yeah cancer is coming for all of us. I can see why you feel that way. it's so prevalent. Breast cancer runs in my family. I won't be too shocked if I get it.:((n).
Mammography is your friend,despite having your tit's flattened like a pancake it really is.....breast,prostate,lungs....it works all the angles in my genetic lineage....:(
cookiepuss
10-22-2007, 01:21 PM
Mammography is your friend,despite having your tit's flattened like a pancake it really is.....breast,prostate,lungs....it works all the angles in my genetic lineage....:(
ummmI actually think I need um...I don't know if it's ultra sound or what. but if your boobs have a alot of um..."mass" to them the mamogram doesn't work so well cause the tissue is too thick. So they do something else.
at any rate I'm sure it doesn't matter because whatever I need my insurance won't pay for. that seems to be the pattern with them..."Oh, you NEED something? that's too bad, your plan doesn't cover that. your plan hardly covers anything but taking a piss in a cup. good luck with not dying and stuff."
:mad:
there's a real life senario I dread. I get fucking cancer and my insurance denis my claim. booo-yah!!!!!
MC Moot
10-22-2007, 01:28 PM
ummmI actually think I need um...I don't know if it's ultra sound or what. but if your boobs have a alot of um..."mass" to them the mamogram doesn't work so well cause the tissue is too thick. So they do something else.
at any rate I'm sure it doesn't matter because whatever I need my insurance won't pay for. that seems to be the pattern with them..."Oh, you NEED something? that's too bad, your plan doesn't cover that. your plan hardly covers anything but taking a piss in a cup. good luck with not dying and stuff."
:mad:
As a gentleman,you leave me with no other option but to propose a marriage of convenience so that you might come North and be able to utilize all the benefits of our socialist utopia.....my girl will probably be pretty sore at first but hey,it's a human beings health we're talking about!........:D
cookiepuss
10-22-2007, 01:35 PM
Generosity, Health Care and Hockey. that's what i like about Canadians.(y)
Lyman Zerga
10-23-2007, 03:50 PM
As a gentleman
sure
MC Moot
10-23-2007, 03:52 PM
sure
Your mother should know....:D
Lyman Zerga
10-23-2007, 04:27 PM
Your mother should know....:D
visiting cmute's humor class was probably your biggest mistake..... that..... and showing me what you learned.....
adrockmelanie
10-24-2007, 02:08 PM
being in another bad car accident or drowning. i can't swim. i almost drowned as a kid, and i'm terrified of swimming. i probably stick from not taking a bath in so many years. kidding! no joke about the drowning thing though.
What if it was a hot parent/sibling/friend? ;)
sounds like a story currently going down in hollyoaks!
abcdefz
10-25-2007, 08:27 AM
One thing I used to worry about was: what if I have a kid whose interests and talents are in some area that I really couldn't give a shit about?
Or, worse: some area I actually despised? How nurturing could I be?
MC Moot
10-25-2007, 09:01 AM
^ I hear that,like a child that joined the military....
abcdefz
10-25-2007, 09:20 AM
Presumably, at that point, the kid's a legal adult, but, yeah.
I'm thinking something like: what if the kid, from elementary school onward, really loved... I don't know. Football. Protein design.
Something I could just not gives two shits about. And it's my job, as a parent, to nurture this, get genuinely interested. You can't
just show up and clap; you have to be 100% with them if they eat, drink, and sleep something that is their true gift and passion.
I'm way too selfish for that.
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