Real life worse case scenerios that you dread..

ericlee · #1 10-20-2007, 01:04 PM

Things that can happen to you anyday. Such as a fear of loosing your car keys or goin out on a date, eatin an expensive dinner and reachin for your wallet only to find out that you've left it in the pocket of your pants that you wore the night previously.

I'd say that mine has to be, and it actually already has happened, is being in foreign place. In the public and you all of the sudden get a strong case of food poisoning from somethin you've eaten and BAM!! You're stricken with an emergency case of the shits and the nearest toilet is about 5 blocks away and it's a squat john at that. I'm talkin the pale, cold, clammy skin and cold sweats with a gut wrenchin pain- can't hold it in for the life of you shit. Oh yeah, I had to run with one leg stiff to tighten my sphincter. It was like *step, shart, step, shart* all the way to the damn toilet...I could barely get my pants off in time for that one and to top it off, I almost shat on my clothes cause of that damn squat shitter. It was a massive and runny pile of poop. I damn near had to turn around and shoot it twice to make sure it's dead.

AND GO!

ms.peachy · #2 10-20-2007, 01:37 PM

Another suicide bombing on the Tube on my way to/home from work.

Best not to think about it too much

ericlee · #3 10-20-2007, 01:44 PM

Oh yeah, peachy... Try not to think about that stuff too much, eh?

Bob · #4 10-20-2007, 01:47 PM

getting stuck on the train due to a suicide bombing while having diarrhea

ericlee · #5 10-20-2007, 01:53 PM

Spewin Pepsi out my nose and onto my guitar after readin one of Bob's posts.

Thanks alot Bob, that one almost went right into my pickups. Like a suicide bomber behind the wheel of a 78 Toyota pickup. With diarrhea.

fucktopgirl · #6 10-20-2007, 02:23 PM

I dread what happening now...global warming and all that come with it..

Soon, NO more polar bears

Lyman Zerga · #7 10-20-2007, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fucktopgirl

Soon, NO more polar bears

they are homobags anyway

fucktopgirl · #8 10-20-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga

they are homobags anyway

They can be homo, not a reason to eradicate them

Lyman Zerga · #9 10-20-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fucktopgirl

They can be homo, not a reason to eradicate them

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fucktopgirl · #10 10-20-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga

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Bob · #11 10-20-2007, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga

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haha

fucktopgirl · #12 10-20-2007, 03:55 PM

^ can you elucidate to me what is funny here??

ericlee · #13 10-20-2007, 04:04 PM

you want to lubricate his what with diarreah?

fucktopgirl · #14 10-20-2007, 04:06 PM

^ no, projection here, maybe this is one of your worst case scenario though or maybe one of your best!

ericlee · #15 10-20-2007, 04:17 PM

chocolate rain

roosta · #16 10-20-2007, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ericlee

Things that can happen to you anyday. Such as a fear of loosing your car keys or goin out on a date, eatin an expensive dinner and reachin for your wallet only to find out that you've left it in the pocket of your pants that you wore the night previously.

I'd say that mine has to be, and it actually already has happened, is being in foreign place. In the public and you all of the sudden get a strong case of food poisoning from somethin you've eaten and BAM!! You're stricken with an emergency case of the shits and the nearest toilet is about 5 blocks away and it's a squat john at that. I'm talkin the pale, cold, clammy skin and cold sweats with a gut wrenchin pain- can't hold it in for the life of you shit. Oh yeah, I had to run with one leg stiff to tighten my sphincter. It was like *step, shart, step, shart* all the way to the damn toilet...I could barely get my pants off in time for that one and to top it off, I almost shat on my clothes cause of that damn squat shitter. It was a massive and runny pile of poop. I damn near had to turn around and shoot it twice to make sure it's dead.

AND GO!

hahaha....yeah....er.....thats quite topical with me. like, really recently. and possibly a worse story.

yeah, ive typed too much.

that is really bad

Bob · #17 10-20-2007, 06:08 PM

that happened to me when i took the SAT

i know i keep telling this story but it keeps becoming relevant. it's not my fault if people in here like to post about pants-shitting (i didn't shit them but i came very close)

it's like, the test started, and 5 minutes into the first section, my stomach starts gurgling. but of course you can't leave. so i just had to sit there, holding it in for like a fucking hour, trying to take the SAT while i have horrible pain going all through my body as i'm recruiting every muscle in my body to help keep my rectum sealed

oh it was a bad day. i've been paranoid about bowel movements ever since

ericlee · #18 10-20-2007, 06:47 PM

Oh dammit, this thread is makin me really LOL. My mother in law is lookin at me very strange cause I'm freakin losin it.

I hate how I get that natural look of undivided attention on my face when it hits hard too. I'll be at a perfect smile and then the stomach churns and my face changes to an eagle esque look as if it sees a field mouse.

Lex Diamonds · #19 10-22-2007, 05:43 AM

I don't really "dread" needing a shit or forgetting my wallet... I'm more scared of another terrorist attack or having a knife/gun pulled on me.

camo · #20 10-22-2007, 05:56 AM

parent/sibling/friend walking in on you mid wank

Lex Diamonds · #21 10-22-2007, 06:03 AM

What if it was a hot parent/sibling/friend?

Planetary · #22 10-22-2007, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga

they are homobags anyway

yeah fuck the system

ericlee · #23 10-22-2007, 06:26 AM

I just spent all day recordin my shit and I brought the c.d. home just to find that there's no music on it whatsoever. Oh man this is a real bummer. This guy better have it saved on his end.

Planetary · #24 10-22-2007, 06:39 AM

umm we got told about this sort of thing in class a few years ago but its not that rare an occurance. he will have just had some settings wrong when he bounced it. just go back and see him.

beastiegirrl101 · #25 10-22-2007, 09:14 AM

I'm not real car savvy when it comes to fixing things...so I guess worse case scenerio for me would be while on a road trip to break down in the middle of no where and not know what to do....it's also night time and I have no cell phone reception.

Think Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

ericlee · #26 10-22-2007, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Planetary

umm we got told about this sort of thing in class a few years ago but its not that rare an occurance. he will have just had some settings wrong when he bounced it. just go back and see him.

Yeah, he said he gave me the wrong c.d. That was a worst case scenerio for me.. All hyped, throw on my headphones.......... Man, I got the poor old chap very wasted last night. I walked out of the bathroom to find him lying on his back, chair flipped over and he was cold and sweaty . Thought he was dead but, he's ok.

cookiepuss · #27 10-22-2007, 12:32 PM

thanks to a bunch of those stupid disaster movies that came out a few years ago, I can no longer drive over the Golden Gate Bridge without imagining it falling appart and my car plumeting into the icey cold shark infected waters.

thank you Hollywood. thank you so much for that imagery.

MC Moot · #28 10-22-2007, 12:41 PM

CANCER....I can kick the shite of anything else in this life....but I have an omnipresent feeling that cancer will be the cause of my demise or strike my loved ones again....

cookiepuss · #29 10-22-2007, 12:44 PM

yeah cancer is coming for all of us. I can see why you feel that way. it's so prevalent. Breast cancer runs in my family. I won't be too shocked if I get it.

another real life senario I dread is a major car accident. the kind where you're hurt and or trapped in the car waiting for help.

did I mention I hate driving? I do. just getting myself too and from work is a major daily ordeal for me mentally.

I'm actually afraid of alot of stuff.

abcdefz · #30 10-22-2007, 12:59 PM

I hope I die before I get old.

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