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...how to thread a button to my shirt properly. That's really sad isn't it?
Loppfessor
10-26-2007, 02:42 AM
At least you put in the effort....I'd have given it to my mom or girlfriend
At least you put in the effort....I'd have given it to my mom or girlfriend
My girls away till tomorrow and My mum lives too far away. It just dawned on me that I have no idea how to properly do it. I've spent too much time honing my graphic design skills and forget about learning some basic life skills!!!!! lol
Now, How do you boil an egg?...
TonsOfFun
10-26-2007, 02:55 AM
Reminds me of http://xkcd.com/333/ from the other day.
Reminds me of http://xkcd.com/333/ from the other day.
lol nice!
Loppfessor
10-26-2007, 03:07 AM
Now, How do you boil an egg?...
LOL...I actually had to call my sister to ask her how long it takes to boil an egg
LOL...I actually had to call my sister to ask her how long it takes to boil an egg
ha ha lopp.
Us guys, we spend ages messing around with sports and hobbies and shit and we have no idea how to do the simple stuff in life.
Helvete
10-26-2007, 03:11 AM
Now that's an idea for a website! Internet mom. Like ask jeeves, but ask mom. askmom.com
Loppfessor
10-26-2007, 03:12 AM
Now that's an idea for a website! Internet mom. Like ask jeeves, but ask mom. askmom.com
Actually that is a terrific idea...
Now that's an idea for a website! Internet mom. Like ask jeeves, but ask mom. askmom.com
sweet idea!
Heres another, putting the cover on the duvet. The easy way. How??????
Helvete
10-26-2007, 03:24 AM
Mom says: I'll do it.
Cheers, ma!
Mom says: I'll do it.
Cheers, ma!
you definatly need askmom.com
TonsOfFun
10-26-2007, 03:36 AM
<-- Patent Pending :p
edit: pfft, it already exists.
<-- Patent Pending :p
edit: pfft, it already exists.
aww crap
trailerprincess
10-26-2007, 03:57 AM
Turn the duvet cover inside out and then hold it in the corners (i.e hands inside)
Stand on a chair.
Pick up duvet.
Shake cover so it falls over and down the duvet, with the outside showing.
Button up.
Place on bed.
Done.
Gordon Ramsey meets Anthea Turner.
Turn the duvet cover inside out and then hold it in the corners (i.e hands inside)
Stand on a chair.
Pick up duvet.
Shake cover so it falls over and down the duvet, with the outside showing.
Button up.
Place on bed.
Done.
Gordon Ramsey meets Anthea Turner.
no girls allowed heather. We must learn alone
Deep_Sea_Rain
10-26-2007, 04:07 AM
I use it every time I need to make scrambled eggs...I seem to forget how to every time.
OJ Simpson
10-26-2007, 04:19 AM
I love using the 'net to buy sports cards.
Loppfessor
10-26-2007, 05:35 AM
I love using the 'net to buy sports cards.
JUICE!!!
OJ Simpson
10-26-2007, 05:42 AM
JUICE!!!
hell yeah! juice is back baby. i been through some hard times lately, but juice is like a roach, he keeps comin back.
where are all the white women?
Loppfessor
10-26-2007, 06:31 AM
Hey good to see ya man...would you be willing to sign a football or some cards for me? Oh wait how bout this bloody glove?
Otis Driftwood
10-26-2007, 11:16 AM
you definatly need askmom.com
There is actually a german version of this: www.frag-mutti.de
I read the "success story" of the two geeks who founded it a week or so ago.
It's very popular with merchandise and community meetings of wealthy, successful, young and butt-ugly bachelor idiot savants. Just take a look at the founders:
http://www.frag-mutti.de/images/hansi_berni.jpg
i used the internet to learn how to tie a tie
TonsOfFun
10-27-2007, 02:09 AM
Didn't you learn that here?
here is still the internet.
Yetra Flam
10-28-2007, 10:10 PM
hahaha
...how to thread a button to my shirt properly. That's really sad isn't it?
actually, what site did you use? i need to learn this too
i bought 4 new shirts. i put them in the wash, fucking 2 of them came out with missing buttons (2 different brands, too). what are the odds of that?
TurdBerglar
10-28-2007, 10:20 PM
what the fuck is a duvet?
Keith Clark
10-29-2007, 02:30 AM
I've used Ians Shoe Lace Site before.
http://www.shoe-lacing.com/shoelace/
An excerpt...
I tie my shoelaces with an "Ian Knot", the World's Fastest Shoelace Knot: Make a loop with both ends and simultaneously pull them through each other to form an almost instant knot. Don't confuse this with the very similar looking Two Loop Knot - the technique is quite different and much faster. It's a truly revolutionary way to tie your shoelaces!
How can you not love a website like that.
what the fuck is a duvet?
You have never heard of a duvet? It is a soft and comfortable bed cover. Much like a quilt or comforter but much softer. You buy a duvet cover and stuff it in and bada bing. Your bed is ready for sleep. We use a duvet and not sheets. It is very comfortable. I first slept under a duvet when I visited Germany.
TonsOfFun
10-29-2007, 08:29 AM
We don't do duvets
Ah man, that joke got me through some tough times
abcdefz
10-29-2007, 09:47 AM
...how to thread a button to my shirt properly. That's really sad isn't it?
Nothing sad about that. That's what it's for.
actually, what site did you use? i need to learn this too
i bought 4 new shirts. i put them in the wash, fucking 2 of them came out with missing buttons (2 different brands, too). what are the odds of that?
http://www.ehow.com/how_4604_sew-button.html
what the fuck is a duvet?
the thick cover on a bed
Drederick Tatum
10-30-2007, 05:03 AM
I always use it to get the best pizza dough recipe. no matter how many times I make it I always forget what to do.
TurdBerglar
10-30-2007, 05:54 AM
You have never heard of a duvet? It is a soft and comfortable bed cover. Much like a quilt or comforter but much softer. You buy a duvet cover and stuff it in and bada bing. Your bed is ready for sleep. We use a duvet and not sheets. It is very comfortable. I first slept under a duvet when I visited Germany.
all i have on my bed is the fucking sheet that raps around the matress and a fucking blanket and a pillow. anything more just becomes too cumbersome and retains too much heat.
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