I just used the internet to find out...

[camo]

...how to thread a button to my shirt properly. That's really sad isn't it?

[Loppfessor]

At least you put in the effort....I'd have given it to my mom or girlfriend

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

At least you put in the effort....I'd have given it to my mom or girlfriend

My girls away till tomorrow and My mum lives too far away. It just dawned on me that I have no idea how to properly do it. I've spent too much time honing my graphic design skills and forget about learning some basic life skills!!!!! lol

Now, How do you boil an egg?...

[TonsOfFun]

Reminds me of http://xkcd.com/333/ from the other day.

[camo]

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun

Reminds me of http://xkcd.com/333/ from the other day.

lol nice!

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by camo

Now, How do you boil an egg?...

LOL...I actually had to call my sister to ask her how long it takes to boil an egg

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

LOL...I actually had to call my sister to ask her how long it takes to boil an egg

ha ha lopp.

Us guys, we spend ages messing around with sports and hobbies and shit and we have no idea how to do the simple stuff in life.

[Helvete]

Now that's an idea for a website! Internet mom. Like ask jeeves, but ask mom. askmom.com

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by Helvete

Now that's an idea for a website! Internet mom. Like ask jeeves, but ask mom. askmom.com

Actually that is a terrific idea...

[camo]

Originally Posted by Helvete

Now that's an idea for a website! Internet mom. Like ask jeeves, but ask mom. askmom.com

sweet idea!

Heres another, putting the cover on the duvet. The easy way. How??????

[Helvete]

Mom says: I'll do it.

Cheers, ma!

[camo]

Originally Posted by Helvete

Mom says: I'll do it.

Cheers, ma!

you definatly need askmom.com

[TonsOfFun]

<-- Patent Pending

edit: pfft, it already exists.

[camo]

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun

<-- Patent Pending

edit: pfft, it already exists.

aww crap

[trailerprincess]

Turn the duvet cover inside out and then hold it in the corners (i.e hands inside)
Stand on a chair.
Pick up duvet.
Shake cover so it falls over and down the duvet, with the outside showing.
Button up.
Place on bed.
Done.

Gordon Ramsey meets Anthea Turner.

[camo]

Originally Posted by trailerprincess

Turn the duvet cover inside out and then hold it in the corners (i.e hands inside)
Stand on a chair.
Pick up duvet.
Shake cover so it falls over and down the duvet, with the outside showing.
Button up.
Place on bed.
Done.

Gordon Ramsey meets Anthea Turner.

no girls allowed heather. We must learn alone

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

I use it every time I need to make scrambled eggs...I seem to forget how to every time.

[OJ Simpson]

I love using the 'net to buy sports cards.

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by OJ Simpson

I love using the 'net to buy sports cards.

JUICE!!!

[OJ Simpson]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

JUICE!!!

hell yeah! juice is back baby. i been through some hard times lately, but juice is like a roach, he keeps comin back.

where are all the white women?

[Loppfessor]

Hey good to see ya man...would you be willing to sign a football or some cards for me? Oh wait how bout this bloody glove?

[Otis Driftwood]

Originally Posted by camo

you definatly need askmom.com

There is actually a german version of this: www.frag-mutti.de
I read the "success story" of the two geeks who founded it a week or so ago.
It's very popular with merchandise and community meetings of wealthy, successful, young and butt-ugly bachelor idiot savants. Just take a look at the founders:
http://www.frag-mutti.de/images/hansi_berni.jpg

[Bob]

i used the internet to learn how to tie a tie

[TonsOfFun]

Originally Posted by cmute rhyme

Didn't you learn that here?

here is still the internet.

[Yetra Flam]

hahaha

[Bob]

Originally Posted by camo

...how to thread a button to my shirt properly. That's really sad isn't it?

actually, what site did you use? i need to learn this too

i bought 4 new shirts. i put them in the wash, fucking 2 of them came out with missing buttons (2 different brands, too). what are the odds of that?

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is a duvet?

[Keith Clark]

I've used Ians Shoe Lace Site before.

http://www.shoe-lacing.com/shoelace/

An excerpt...

I tie my shoelaces with an "Ian Knot", the World's Fastest Shoelace Knot: Make a loop with both ends and simultaneously pull them through each other to form an almost instant knot. Don't confuse this with the very similar looking Two Loop Knot - the technique is quite different and much faster. It's a truly revolutionary way to tie your shoelaces!

How can you not love a website like that.

[Yeti]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

what the fuck is a duvet?

You have never heard of a duvet? It is a soft and comfortable bed cover. Much like a quilt or comforter but much softer. You buy a duvet cover and stuff it in and bada bing. Your bed is ready for sleep. We use a duvet and not sheets. It is very comfortable. I first slept under a duvet when I visited Germany.

[TonsOfFun]

Originally Posted by Trevor & Simon

We don't do duvets

Ah man, that joke got me through some tough times