80's FEVER FLASHBACK w/SLICK RICK @ WEBSTER HALL!

[ericlee]

hey guys, sorry to interrupt but, the human beatbox called.

He forgot how to spell buurrhuhhhuuuuburr.

Can someone help him out?

Thxs.

[Kid Presentable]

The "thippitythipitythippityccchkkkrreeeeooothipptiydoo doodoobaddumbchchchckthppitypsssshhhh" is silent.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Oh come on now Kenny.


I think all the hair gel and fake tans over the years are starting to have an affect on your mental stability.


fake tan? I think I stepped in a tanning salon once in my life, back in 1990. nice of you to take notice of my complexion. typical of a homosexual to comment on another man's appearance. queer eye for the straight guy. case. in. point.

[KENNY GUIDO]

i bet more than half those celebrities kenny meets are all on drugs of one type or another. they've probably been doing drugs since before padster was even born, they're the ones you should be berating.


the biz is always stoned when I see him. He puts on a wack performance and it shows that he is high.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Nice try but that looks nothing like me. Where's the sculpted abs and massive bulge in the crotch area?

Apart from that, keep up the good work. (y)

wow....padster looks kind of innocent for an addict.

[camo]

fake tan? I think I stepped in a tanning salon once in my life, back in 1990. nice of you to take notice of my complexion. typical of a homosexual to comment on another man's appearance. queer eye for the straight guy. case. in. point.

Dude, you need to get your orange ass to chelsea to meet some homosexuals so you can learn some new material. You've already used the Queer eye thing.

I think my colleague wears really stupid shoes and I rib him for his little heels constantly. I however, have no intention of any 'up hill gardening' so I must declare your point void.

[Lex Diamonds]

wow....padster looks kind of innocent for an addict.
Were you expecting something more like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/padsterparty.jpg)?

Don't be fooled. Beneath my charming, loveable exterior lies a heart of cold, unforgiving tinfoil, pumping pure heroin round my body via syringes.

You stupid cunt.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Dude, you need to get your orange ass to chelsea to meet some homosexuals so you can learn some new material. You've already used the Queer eye thing.

I think my colleague wears really stupid shoes and I rib him for his little heels constantly. I however, have no intention of any 'up hill gardening' so I must declare your point void.

my ass is white. It doest see the sun.

as for using the queer eye thing....if the shoe fits, wear it.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Were you expecting something more like this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v482/chickencow/padsterparty.jpg)?

Don't be fooled. Beneath my charming, loveable exterior lies a heart of cold, unforgiving tinfoil, pumping pure heroin round my body via syringes.

You stupid cunt.

did you just call a man a stupid cunt?

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

You need to lay off the drugs, young man. You really do. I suggest rehab, not the one that amy winehouse went to either because its obvious that it didnt work for her.

[Lex Diamonds]

did you just call a man a stupid cunt?

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
That's some powerful irony right there.

[KENNY GUIDO]

That's some powerful irony right there.

no, its you not knowing the difference between a man and a woman. I bet you have picked up a few trannies on your prostitute treks.

[Lex Diamonds]

no, its you not knowing the difference between a man and a woman. I bet you have picked up a few trannies on your prostitute treks.
Where did I say you were a woman? I said you were a CUNT.

[camo]

my ass is white. It doest see the sun.

as for using the queer eye thing....if the shoe fits, wear it.

yep, and as you're proving here you have some really stupid shoes.

[Randetica]

this thread makes me want to take drugs

[KENNY GUIDO]

yep, and as you're proving here you have some really stupid shoes.

much like life: you dont get it.

the mere comments about how I look, dress and act are shere facts that he is A HOMOSEXUAL.

Only gay men comment on other men's appearances. are you jumping on the queer bandwagon, too? thats all right....come out of the closet. padster and rob money have on this site already. its seems like the perfect opportunity for you.

[KENNY GUIDO]

well fanboys, its been real. I must leave for work in the field that all of you wish you were in: the music world.

[Lex Diamonds]

I would rather be a garbage man than work for Fever Records. Adrock wore one of your shirts in a video over 15 years ago, get over it. Fever hasn't been relevant since the club was big in the mid 80's. It's time to let go of the past, join the 21st century (or at least the 1990s) and stop being a greasy weirdo.

[Planetary]

well fanboys, its been real. I must leave for work in the field that all of you wish you were in: the music world.

<---- jealous

[Randetica]

also it takes a real fag to not know that you can call a guy a pussy or cunt

[camo]

much like life: you dont get it.

the mere comments about how I look, dress and act are shere facts that he is A HOMOSEXUAL.

Only gay men comment on other men's appearances. are you jumping on the queer bandwagon, too? thats all right....come out of the closet. padster and rob money have on this site already. its seems like the perfect opportunity for you.

Paddy is not a homosexual, I can't say for sure about his boyfriend but it safe to say that paddy is straight.

But yeah, way to go, call me gay too. Man, you really have this sewn up don't you?

Plus I wouldn't want to work in the Musical business. Far too many drug abusers, brainless 'yes' people and orange skinned laggers on for my liking (n)

[YoungRemy]

well fanboys, its been real. I must leave for work in the field that all of you wish you were in: the music world.


how many forums are you going to seed today? you know, I was once in that crazy industry. life was tough working as an unpaid intern for Warner Brothers at age 20.

are you getting college credit?

[Pootytang]

I'm not the one to start anything, but somebody should call Sal and let him know how his company's name is getting drug thru the mud.

Fever Records
P.O. Box 219
Yonkers, N.Y. 10710
Phone (212) 586- 6900
Fax (914) 725 - 3485
Email: info@feverrecords.com

[Randetica]

ok give me his number

[KENNY GUIDO]

Paddy is not a homosexual, I can't say for sure about his boyfriend but it safe to say that paddy is straight.

But yeah, way to go, call me gay too. Man, you really have this sewn up don't you?

Plus I wouldn't want to work in the Musical business. Far too many drug abusers, brainless 'yes' people and orange skinned laggers on for my liking (n)


we wouldnt accept you. we'd probably laugh at you while you post on fan boy websites.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I'm not the one to start anything, but somebody should call Sal and let him know how his company's name is getting drug thru the mud.

Fever Records
P.O. Box 219
Yonkers, N.Y. 10710
Phone (212) 586- 6900
Fax (914) 725 - 3485
Email: info@feverrecords.com

that number has been disconnected for years!

[KENNY GUIDO]

how many forums are you going to seed today? you know, I was once in that crazy industry. life was tough working as an unpaid intern for Warner Brothers at age 20.

are you getting college credit?

college credit? what 37 year old do you see in college?

[YoungRemy]

oh, you get a stipend, that's cool... you are definitely working hard.

[KENNY GUIDO]

I would rather be a garbage man than work for Fever Records. Adrock wore one of your shirts in a video over 15 years ago, get over it. Fever hasn't been relevant since the club was big in the mid 80's. It's time to let go of the past, join the 21st century (or at least the 1990s) and stop being a greasy weirdo.


yea, and they also performed in his club in the movie, rapped about sal and the club. shall I go on? do you think the the beasties will rap about you one day, padster? is that your big, wte dream?

Im so done with you. I already did you in when you resorted to "killing me". I made you crack. that was better than paying the price to the amusement park. I also got you to admit that your a loser for paying for sex from hookers, and also being in a drug addicted family. want to try more on me? I think you should just leave the site after I uncovered all this dirt on you.

[rirv]

Hey, at least he's not a judgmental, homophobic prick!

[ToucanSpam]

This thread is hilarious.


On a side note, if there was ever anyone on this board who I legitimately thought would be willing to be in a real life confrontation with a board member, it's Padster. I don't know if that's good or bad...whatever. Kenny Guido, you have produced a gem of a thread. Now, go back to the 1980s.

[ericlee]

wow....padster looks kind of innocent for an addict.

the mere comments about how I look, dress and act are shere facts that he is A HOMOSEXUAL.

(y)

[Jitters]

Ten pages. This thread has made it to ten pages.

*facepalm* (https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/picard-facepalm.jpg)

[Loppfessor]

This thread is making me lose respect for some of you...others I never had any for but damn

[ToucanSpam]

You know, you have a large number of posts in here yourself, fellow.

[Randetica]

he actually posted the number...


and lopp, eat a dick

[pshabi]

typical of a homosexual to comment on another man's appearance. queer eye for the straight guy. case. in. point.
Wow, you're a fucking meatphobe. Congrats. I hope Rob is gay and takes it out on your ass. Dude's huge. Rumor has it, he was offered Swayze's part in Roadhouse first but turned it down. Good luck, Kenbitch.

[Bob]

HOMOSEXUALS

[pshabi]

This thread is making me lose respect for some of you...others I never had any for but damn

Create and post seperate lists of the individuals with the categories they fall under plz.

[camo]

we wouldnt accept you. we'd probably laugh at you while you post on fan boy websites.

'We' as in you and some washed up rappers on some (almost) defunct record label? Oh please, As if I'd want to be mentioned in the same breath as such esteemed artists as The Cover Girls.

Aren't we all laughing at you now for being the biggest fan boy on this site?

You'd better stick to to homophobic put downs Kenny because that was bottom drawer.

Oh, look I said bottom. I must be a fag

[Pres Zount]

This thread is making me lose respect for some of you...others I never had any for but damn


That's funny, because it is having the same effect on me. I see Padster as more and more witless, and I see camo and yourself as not as bad as I used to think.

Serious here.

[camo]

That's funny, because it is having the same effect on me. I see Padster as more and more witless, and I see camo and yourself as not as bad as I used to think.

Serious here.

Good, I'm glad you're warming to me. I have this weird 'Stockholm syndrome' type thing going on with you. Like I need to endear myself.

Weird I know.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Wow, you're a fucking meatphobe. Congrats. I hope Rob is gay and takes it out on your ass. Dude's huge. Rumor has it, he was offered Swayze's part in Roadhouse first but turned it down. Good luck, Kenbitch.


did i strike a nerve with you, too? awwwww!!!!

I love it.

[KENNY GUIDO]

'We' as in you and some washed up rappers on some (almost) defunct record label? Oh please, As if I'd want to be mentioned in the same breath as such esteemed artists as The Cover Girls.

Aren't we all laughing at you now for being the biggest fan boy on this site?

You'd better stick to to homophobic put downs Kenny because that was bottom drawer.

Oh, look I said bottom. I must be a fag

dam, camo. calling the beastie boys "washed up rappers"? thats low.

Im not a fan boy, by the way. I work in the industry.:)

[KENNY GUIDO]

'We' as in you and some washed up rappers on some (almost) defunct record label? Oh please, As if I'd want to be mentioned in the same breath as such esteemed artists as The Cover Girls.

Aren't we all laughing at you now for being the biggest fan boy on this site?

You'd better stick to to homophobic put downs Kenny because that was bottom drawer.

Oh, look I said bottom. I must be a fag

dam, camo. calling the beastie boys "washed up rappers"? thats low.

Im not a fan boy, by the way. I work in the industry. :)

[camo]

dam, camo. calling the beastie boys "washed up rappers"? thats low.

Im not a fan boy, by the way. I work in the industry. :)

Since when have the beasties been on the fever?!?!?!? I'm talking about the no marks who are signed to the label.

No Kenny, you are not a fan boy, you don't have stacks of photos of you with famous people and you don't pretend to be tight with people who you've probably spoken to once or twice you deluded fuck.

Please shut up with this high and mighty industry bollocks, it's fuckin' weak. It's like me buying a DKNY jacket (like I did the other day) and claiming that I'm in the rag trade. Big deal, so you know a few cats from way back when. Have you any discernable skills to jump from yourself or are you just milking whats left from the 80's?

I like how you posted twice, You're horrible orange sausage fingers blindly bashing on the keys whilst you delude yourself into thinking that you've just knocked me down a peg with one of you're delectable comebacks.

Oh dear.

[RobMoney$]

This is usually where Kenny makes us all jealous by saying he has to leave for work now and reminds us that he's in the music biz.

Good thing the record "industry" doesn't make you pass a literacy entrance exam

[Bjork]

college credit? what 37 year old do you see in college?

37?
and your promoting crap on message boards still? ....

loser.

[ampm]

Having a full time job that is Beastie Boys related is a double whammy in the world of Beastie-Free Kenny. You cannot compete with people who sit in front of the computer all day. Just read some of the titles of the other threads in this forum.

[KENNY GUIDO]

This is usually where Kenny makes us all jealous by saying he has to leave for work now and reminds us that he's in the music biz.

Good thing the record "industry" doesn't make you pass a literacy entrance exam

Youre right: we have temps to do that. I hear you need another temp job, loser.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Having a full time job that is Beastie Boys related is a double whammy in the world of Beastie-Free Kenny. You cannot compete with people who sit in front of the computer all day. Just read some of the titles of the other threads in this forum.


I have. Its almost laughable to read how these people live, day by day, and have the nerve to come on here and berate people that have lives. But I guess thats why Im here, and theyre....well.....where ever!

[KENNY GUIDO]

Since when have the beasties been on the fever?!?!?!? I'm talking about the no marks who are signed to the label.

No Kenny, you are not a fan boy, you don't have stacks of photos of you with famous people and you don't pretend to be tight with people who you've probably spoken to once or twice you deluded fuck.

Please shut up with this high and mighty industry bollocks, it's fuckin' weak. It's like me buying a DKNY jacket (like I did the other day) and claiming that I'm in the rag trade. Big deal, so you know a few cats from way back when. Have you any discernable skills to jump from yourself or are you just milking whats left from the 80's?

I like how you posted twice, You're horrible orange sausage fingers blindly bashing on the keys whilst you delude yourself into thinking that you've just knocked me down a peg with one of you're delectable comebacks.

Oh dear.

I dont pretend. I can simply pick up the phone and talk with some, if not most of the artists I work with. Please stop being so jealous.

[RobMoney$]

Youre right: we have temps to do that. I hear you need another temp job, loser.

First off,
Congrats on using the proper form of "You're", we'll work on apostrophes and commas in our next lesson of hooked on phonics.


Secondly, I'm a chemical analyst and have been for the past 16 years. It's a field that you need to pass various literacy, computer literacy and lab literacy tests for,...in other words you'd never even get an interview.
I did spend a few months as a temp before I was made an offer at my current company, but I'm willing to bet I made more money in the three months during my "temp" status then you have in the past 20 years as Sal's personal ass-licker.

Ok, now it's your turn.
What menial job is it that you do that you're always blabbing about that we're all supposed to be so jealous of?
Actually on second thought, don't bother. I know you'll just lie and try to make yourself more important than you really are.

[RobMoney$]

I dont pretend. I can simply pick up the phone and talk with some, if not most of the artists I work with. Please stop being so jealous.


...looking at Fever's current list of "artists",
I'll bet most of them pick up on the first ring.

[King PSYZ]

I think it's the evolution of a street teamer, so he spams some boards for shows nobody cares about and as long as he can show he's posting to 10 boards a day he's paid.

[Bjork]

I think it's the evolution of a street teamer, so he spams some boards for shows nobody cares about and as long as he can show he's posting to 10 boards a day he's paid.

maybe $10 if he's lucky.

Bahahannanananaaa.

[King PSYZ]

well from my brief stint working for MTV doing the same thing for the $2 Bill show in Vegas the Beasties did all I got was free tickets, a meet and greet with the band in their hotel room for me and alruggs and dandy, some crappy cds, and some stickers and posters.

although all I had to do was put out some posters and make sure more people showed up than they could seat so it hit the media for free...

[KENNY GUIDO]

First off,
Congrats on using the proper form of "You're", we'll work on apostrophes and commas in our next lesson of hooked on phonics.


Secondly, I'm a chemical analyst and have been for the past 16 years. It's a field that you need to pass various literacy, computer literacy and lab literacy tests for,...in other words you'd never even get an interview.
I did spend a few months as a temp before I was made an offer at my current company, but I'm willing to bet I made more money in the three months during my "temp" status then you have in the past 20 years as Sal's personal ass-licker.

Ok, now it's your turn.
What menial job is it that you do that you're always blabbing about that we're all supposed to be so jealous of?
Actually on second thought, don't bother. I know you'll just lie and try to make yourself more important than you really are.


chemical analyst, yea. sure. And Im a rocket scientist.

[KENNY GUIDO]

...looking at Fever's current list of "artists",
I'll bet most of them pick up on the first ring.

Yes, just like people are looking to hang out with you because youre a chemical analyst.:rolleyes:

zzzzzziiiinnnnngggg.

[King PSYZ]

I thought you were a record promoter?

I just can't keep up with all the changes...

[ToucanSpam]

...looking at Fever's current list of "artists",
I'll bet most of them pick up on the first ring.

No way man, Kool Moe Dee did that song with Will Smith ten years ago, he definitely lets the machine pick up.

[King PSYZ]

dude, he was on wildyn out, he probablly picks up before the bell is fully struck.

[YoungRemy]

well, not to correct you but "spamming" is the practice of putting "junk" in a site that has absolutely nothing to do with the site at hand.

Everything I put here has something to do with the beastie boys. slick rick was thier label mate, thus I put it here. just as sal and the fever are associated with the beasties.

what happened to that thread that was posted earlier?:confused:

Im like the perez hilton for music, except Im straight.
[/B]

I caught the Fever!

[Bob]

I think it's the evolution of a street teamer, so he spams some boards for shows nobody cares about and as long as he can show he's posting to 10 boards a day he's paid.

what happens if one of the posts gets deleted (by the way kenny one of your posts got deleted)? do they dock his pay?

[King PSYZ]

probablly not, it's not really worth it to squabble over $1

[Kid Presentable]

chemical analyst, yea. sure. And Im a rocket scientist.

Because you launch your haircut?

[Bob]

Because you launch your haircut?

you could say he rocks it...rockets...rock...its...rockit science

[Kid Presentable]

Oh well I was referring to the sheer verticality of it but we can do yours too.

[Dorothy Wood]

I have a confession to make. kenny guido is my alias. :(

[Kid Presentable]

I have a confession to make. kenny guido is my alias. :(

Awesomes. Can I have the password? I want to have a Beastie Boys related job.

Seriously. Mic-to-mic > working at Fever Records in 2008.

[ericlee]

how big is this pile of shit thread going to get?

It wouldn't get so big if Kenny didn't snatch up every single piece of bait that came his way.

If everyone that opposes of you, Kenny, is just some jealous low life who will never have a life as good as yours and if Padster is a junkie queer, then why bother trying to justify yourself?

I'm sorry pal, but the more you try to justify yourself and your career, the less in your favor its looking. I was considering a possibility of me going to one of these events since I'm in the general area but I think I'll pass now.

[Lex Diamonds]

Haha, Kenny is getting slaughtered in here. Now that I've slapped him down everyone is getting in a kick or two. Skye owned him, Bob's getting involved, even ToucanSpam's taking shots.

Seems pretty representative of Fever's place in the real world, too. You're just joke figures, and will never be respected by anyone worth their salt.

[ericlee]

Rob's sig gets me everytime. Haha.

[KENNY GUIDO]

how big is this pile of shit thread going to get?

It wouldn't get so big if Kenny didn't snatch up every single piece of bait that came his way.

If everyone that opposes of you, Kenny, is just some jealous low life who will never have a life as good as yours and if Padster is a junkie queer, then why bother trying to justify yourself?

I'm sorry pal, but the more you try to justify yourself and your career, the less in your favor its looking. I was considering a possibility of me going to one of these events since I'm in the general area but I think I'll pass now.


I get board.

[Lex Diamonds]

Board I got.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Haha, Kenny is getting slaughtered in here. Now that I've slapped him down everyone is getting in a kick or two. Skye owned him, Bob's getting involved, even ToucanSpam's taking shots.

Seems pretty representative of Fever's place in the real world, too. You're just joke figures, and will never be respected by anyone worth their salt.


Is that how you feel? I pity you. You have such a small mind. please dont waste the remaining brain cells you have trying to figure out another scheme.

btw, for those of you that dont like the past, here's some current photos for you!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=59443604&albumID=2332090

[Lex Diamonds]

Is that how you feel? I pity you. You have such a small mind. please dont waste the remaining brain cells you have trying to figure out another scheme.

btw, for those of you that dont like the past, here's some current photos for you!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=59443604&albumID=2332090
What, you trying to look current now cuz your boss had his picture taken with an artist who peaked 10 years ago? You don't even know what his name is (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=59443604&albumID=2332090&imageID=35738593), you chump. Maybe you should stick to hanging out with artists you know and love, like Snow and Sir Mixalot.

[ericlee]

I get board.



I suppose I wood too. I'd rather log out instead of looking like a stump though.

[KENNY GUIDO]

What, you trying to look current now cuz your boss had his picture taken with an artist who peaked 10 years ago? You don't even know what his name is (http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=59443604&albumID=2332090&imageID=35738593), you chump. Maybe you should stick to hanging out with artists you know and love, like Snow and Sir Mixalot.

no, you dont know his name.

[Kid Presentable]

Haha, Kenny is getting slaughtered in here. Now that I've slapped him down everyone is getting in a kick or two. Skye owned him, Bob's getting involved, even ToucanSpam's taking shots.

Seems pretty representative of Fever's place in the real world, too. You're just joke figures, and will never be respected by anyone worth their salt.
Let's not get carried away here. I don't think anybody's owned him; he's being a pretty good sport in this.

[Lex Diamonds]

37?
and your promoting crap on message boards still? ....

loser.qualifies as ownage.

Check the rulebook, maybe we need a recount.

[Planetary]

no, you dont know his name.

Burn!

[Kid Presentable]

qualifies as ownage.

Check the rulebook, maybe we need a recount.

If the same thing happened to you it wouldn't be an owning, though. Right?

[Lex Diamonds]

Well duh. Try to keep up, here.

[Kid Presentable]

Just sayin. He may be orange-ish and have quite poor people skills (and on many occasions I've wondered how any hip-hop history, and acts let alone the Beasties could be associated with this club), but nothing really stops him. People just crowd around and throw insults at him and none of them do anything. There's people who would be disappointed in me insulting him, and I defend myself by saying why not take a free shot when it's there? Kenny doesn't give a shit. Calling any of this nonsense ownage is completely self-serving, since you claim you're never owned and I've seen you completely raped by a few posts in the past.

[Lex Diamonds]

Whatever, man, you're looking into this far too much.

Pretty much everyone agrees that Kenny is a douche, leave it at that.

[Kid Presentable]

Yeah I guess. It's also funny I suppose that it seems to be news to some. Thanks to avoiding Beastie general, some people are only now figuring out how...ahem....'special' Kenny is.

[ericlee]

I think Kenny does give a shit though. The thread wouldn't have progressed past two pages if he didn't. Because of that, people keep casting their lines in and he gobbles it up everytime.

After reading about 4chan, I wonder how well off he'd be if he started spamming their boards.

[Lex Diamonds]

Ha, yeah, I'd probably pay to see Kenny start a war with 4chan.

[Planetary]

Ha, yeah, I'd probably pay to see Kenny start a war with 4chan.

what a geek

[Lex Diamonds]

When I say pay I mean like, £5. Maybe £10 max. Don't front, it would be totally worth it. They destroy people's lives in the most humiliating way possible.

[KENNY GUIDO]

Let's not get carried away here. I don't think anybody's owned him; he's being a pretty good sport in this.

yea, its all in fun. I don't take this to heart, like padster. Padster broke when he threatened to kill me 10 pages ago, yet he still insists that he is winning. winning what? I dont know. its like the special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded!

by the way.......were doing a very special show in november.....someone from the beasties boys past (and also was in the beastie movie "awsome, i fuckin shot that!")

[KENNY GUIDO]

When I say pay I mean like, £5. Maybe £10 max. Don't front, it would be totally worth it. They destroy people's lives in the most humiliating way possible.


come on...i think i can! i think i can!!! you can do it, padster!

http://static.flickr.com/75/195983063_e380efd610.jpg

[Lex Diamonds]

"I think I can!"? What the fuck is that shit?

Not only is that picture more than a decade old, it's kinda late to start saying arguing on the internet is lame after more than 10 pages of you calling people gay. I mean, you really are retarded.

[ToucanSpam]

This is like pistol whipping a blind kid.

[Guy Incognito]

i just spent a very funny, slightly disturbing, occassionally cringeworthy, downright confusing hour on this whole thread.magnificent.a massive round of applause to everyone involved in this piece of amazingness.

[Randetica]

lets get kenny banned and get slimm back instead, he is porbably signed at the fever records even, omg pic shot!

[Lex Diamonds]

Kenny makes Slimm look like Yauch.


Padster :D

[pshabi]

by the way.......were doing a very special show in november.....someone from the beasties boys past (and also was in the beastie movie "awsome, i fuckin shot that!")


Oooooh oooooh oooooooh, is it Doug E. Fresh? Couldn't fill the YMCA auxillary gym. Perfect fit for Fever.

[YoungRemy]

tell me everything, Kenny.

tell me everything, starting in Massapequa. Don't leave out Amityville. Don't leave out the visit to the doctor's office. don't leave out all the artists you grew up with in Long Island.

tell me about the 1980's. tell me about the Guardian Angels, Curtis Sliwa, tell me about Brenda K. Starr. Tell me about Fever Records. tell me about the real world. tell me about the music industry.

tell me about your world, Kenny Guido!

[camo]

its like the special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded!

You didn't did you? No way!

Homosexuals. Check. Drug abusers. Check. Mental/Physical disabilites Check.

So we're still waiting for race and gender and Kenny's got a full house.


Kenny Guingo®

[KENNY GUIDO]

"I think I can!"? What the fuck is that shit?

Not only is that picture more than a decade old, it's kinda late to start saying arguing on the internet is lame after more than 10 pages of you calling people gay. I mean, you really are retarded.

I bet you know how old the picture is. Its probably been used on you a billion times. typical.


No, but I saw your intelligent level drop down to a homeless person when you threatened me. I loved seeing you at the brink. You were cornered like a little animal then you did what you had to do so survive: threaten me with bodily harm. It just goes to how you what little confidence you have in yourself.

CLASSIC.

[Guy Incognito]

it seems to me like kenny is like one of those restaraunt owners who have famous people in for a plate of chips and then have their pics on the wall.
Except he's more homophobic and less intelligent.

[KENNY GUIDO]

tell me everything, Kenny.

tell me everything, starting in Massapequa. Don't leave out Amityville. Don't leave out the visit to the doctor's office. don't leave out all the artists you grew up with in Long Island.

tell me about the 1980's. tell me about the Guardian Angels, Curtis Sliwa, tell me about Brenda K. Starr. Tell me about Fever Records. tell me about the real world. tell me about the music industry.

tell me about your world, Kenny Guido!

Youre doing a fine job.

[KENNY GUIDO]

it seems to me like kenny is like one of those restaraunt owners who have famous people in for a plate of chips and then have their pics on the wall.
Except he's more homophobic and less intelligent.


youre exactly right. you hit the nail on the head.

[Guy Incognito]

youre exactly right. you hit the nail on the head.

i forgot to add that kenny might be seriously repressed as well

[YoungRemy]

Youre doing a fine job.

I really admire what you are doing. i was singing a different tune, but now I caught the Fever and I want to show you that I am willing to do whatever it takes in this crazy business we call show.

whatever it takes, as many forums as you need me to seed.

I AM A KENNY GUIDO SOLDIER BABY

[camo]

c'mon c'mon I need a full house.

[camo]

I really admire what you are doing. i was singing a different tune, but now I caught the Fever and I want to show you that I am willing to do whatever it takes in this crazy business we call show.

whatever it takes, as many forums as you need me to seed.

I AM A KENNY GUIDO SOLDIER BABY

Drop those trouser an cough son!

Oh, I forgot: youre from England so you dont know any better.

Fuck yeah!

GUINGO!!!!

[KENNY GUIDO]

I really admire what you are doing. i was singing a different tune, but now I caught the Fever and I want to show you that I am willing to do whatever it takes in this crazy business we call show.

whatever it takes, as many forums as you need me to seed.

I AM A KENNY GUIDO SOLDIER BABY

we can always use a west coaster, I guess.

[Bjork]

Kenny's other crappy thread was deleted?

Bahahananaannaannaaaa. poop. poop.

[RobMoney$]

by the way.......were doing a very special show in november.....someone from the beasties boys past


Now there's a shocker.

[YoungRemy]

we can always use a west coaster, I guess.

cool. count me in. I just wanted to let you know that I merged all the similar threads from the Internet into that one thread you posted yesterday. I hope Sal sees my hard work and eventually pays me!

but it's weird, for some reason your thread got deleted:confused:

Catch the Fever!

[Bjork]

it's my fault.

No, it's Randy's fault.

She made me do it.

She made me say the magic words.

I could do it again.

Say those special magical words.

[LongDuckDong]

80's FEVER FLASHBACK w/SLICK RICK @ WEBSTER HALL!

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FRIDAY AUGUST 8TH
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@
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125 E 11th st New York NY

PERFROMING LIVE
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ALSO
Famous $500 Strip Tease Contest

19 to party - 21 to drink

Free on Fevers Guest List before 12AM
CALL 914 725 0011

So a boardmember has a job that (is somewhat Beastie Boys related) they're proud of and he's getting shit for it?

[Lex Diamonds]

Shut up chump. Hey Kenny, where do you find these idiots?

[Bjork]

So a boardmember has a job that (is somewhat Beastie Boys related) they're proud of and he's getting shit for it?

How is this show Beastie Boy related?
did I miss something here?
I could of sworn the title says Slick Rick ....
who hasn't done much in over 15 years.

Its spam.
We don't like spammers.
No one is interested in his shows, and he keeps spamming.

the end.

[Pres Zount]

There's nothing inherently wrong with crowding around a moron and spitting on them, but there's a point where it's not interesting or funny. If Kenny isn't really phased by the fact that you're laughing at his job, why not try something more original? Like laughing at his hair colouring. He obviously likes his job, which I am willing to guess is more than most of us can say.

There's a time for pointing things out, and there's a time for moving on. But hats off to Toucan for being pretty funny.

Any "ownage" though is completely and utterly drowned out by the sound of certain people patting themselves on the back for doing such a fine job.

[Planetary]

utterly butterly

[mate_spawn_die]

THIS IS THE THREAD THAT NEVER ENDS!
AS IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!

(in obnoxious, high pitched, child voice)

[Burnout18]

ok, this is getting boring.

[KENNY GUIDO]

How is this show Beastie Boy related?
did I miss something here?
I could of sworn the title says Slick Rick ....
who hasn't done much in over 15 years.

Its spam.
We don't like spammers.
No one is interested in his shows, and he keeps spamming.

the end.

this is Beastie-Free General Discussion, no? I can post anything I please, thus I place these shows here. ty.

[Randetica]

no you cant

[mate_spawn_die]

THIS IS THE THREAD THAT NEVER ENDS!
AS IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS!
SOME PEOPLE STARTED TYPING IN IT, NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS!
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE TYPING IN IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE...

(in obnoxious, high pitched, child voice)

[KENNY GUIDO]

no you cant

too bad. I just did.

[ericlee]

nice bump, Kenny!

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, who's the father?

[Bjork]

this is Beastie-Free General Discussion, no? I can post anything I please, thus I place these shows here. ty.

when you can prove posting this crap here actually works and people from Beastie Free actually attend one your events.

until then ... I will stick with my original thought that ... you're wasting your time.

[RobMoney$]

TPK should throw a lock on this.

[Bjork]

TPK should throw a lock on this.

The magic words.

[Lex Diamonds]

Bout time tbh.

[RobMoney$]

On second thought, don't throw a lock on it.
Just delete it.

[camo]

Before the thread goes anywhere can I just mention something that I should have said on the very first page.

Fuckin' Hell Kenny that is one shit looking flyer, it's an abortion of lurid crayola inspired bollocks.

[Pres Zount]

I don't know... it seems to be the perfect union of 80s (bright yellow, pirates, bright pink, bright yellow) with the 2000s (headphone jacks and urban panorama). What more could you ask for?

[ToucanSpam]

I think this thread should be stickied and left at the top of every page on the site as a reminder of just how retarded some people can be and what not to do on this site.

[YoungRemy]

I guess youre wrong because it hasnt been moved.


yeah, that thread got deleted, too.

i am hereby resigning as West Coast Fever Street Team member.


LOCK IT UP!

[Bjork]

Looks like I wasn't wrong after all.

Poor kenny.

[Randetica]

nice sig, rob

[camo]

I don't know... it seems to be the perfect union of 80s (bright yellow, pirates, bright pink, bright yellow) with the 2000s (headphone jacks and urban panorama). What more could you ask for?

Less cliches, tighter kerning and a font more apt for the 80's (Vag rounded was designed in 1979) and less Slick Rick.

[Freebasser]

Ha! You said vag!

Let's not end this thread - I've only just discovered it!

[camo]

yep I sure did.

Here's one me and Freebaser did for you all to see and love. (http://www.girlsoutloud.co.uk/images/flyer_club_night_250.jpg)

[Freebasser]

Have you been stealing pages from my portfolio again?

[camo]

Have you been stealing pages from my portfolio again?

only so I could do well in interviews (y)

[YoungRemy]

thanks for the private message Kenny! clear your inbox please...


listen up

asshole, it was a link to my fuckin site, not perez hilton you fuckin moron. how stupid can you be? and the reason why my threads got moved, then deleted, is because you and your gay friends tainted it and I had it removed.


http://www.newyorkfreestyle.com/freestyle/showthread.php?t=7172

Filed under: Media Minute http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wenn19172162__oPt.jpg

if anyone remembers the thread in question, they might find the text in this blog (http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-28-dalai-lama-hospitalized) familiar

[LongDuckDong]

thanks for the private message Kenny! clear your inbox please...




http://www.newyorkfreestyle.com/freestyle/showthread.php?t=7172

Filed under: Media Minute http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wenn19172162__oPt.jpg

if anyone remembers the thread in question, they might find the text in this blog (http://perezhilton.com/2008-08-28-dalai-lama-hospitalized) familiar


You really did your research.

[Dorothy Wood]

yep I sure did.

Here's one me and Freebaser did for you all to see and love. (http://www.girlsoutloud.co.uk/images/flyer_club_night_250.jpg)


I really like how the text is skewed in that! it looks really professional, great job guys! the colors are great too!


:(

[camo]

I really like how the text is skewed in that! it looks really professional, great job guys! the colors are great too!


:(

Thanks, it's a slow process, I type the word out and Freebaser shakes the shit out of the computer for a few hours until the text has just the right amount of (what we call in the business) 'skewwhiffery'.

[ericlee]

this thread still sucks ass but at least it gave rob the best sig ever.

Did I post that already? I may have.

Post count plus one! Hollar!

[camo]

this thread still sucks ass


Oh I don't know, it's brought so many together, I've kinda enjoyed it.

[Myu-to]

A conversation between Kenny and myself while on a see-saw...

Me: This place is lame. What do you guys do for fun around here?

Kenny: Well, I French kiss.

Me: So?

Kenny: Well, Sal says I'm the best.

Me: =/

[camo]

I can actually believe that you two are hanging around playgrounds or whatever you guys call them (Fun Utility Centers or something like that?)

Dirty old buggers.

[Fern]

Shit, i wish the kid would of know about that.

Say Body Count (feat. Ice-T) in Brooklyn twice last month though. Gangsta-ass shit!

[Loppfessor]

Oh I don't know, it's brought so many together, I've kinda enjoyed it.

What are you nuts??!! This thread is tearing the BBMB apart!

[taquitos]

Shit, i wish the kid would of know about that.


slimm?

[pshabi]

This thread mustn't die. Evahhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[YoungRemy]

I am your father, pshabi...

JOIN ME