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funk63
09-20-2008, 07:44 PM
I think I might go back to my old catholic church tomorrow for shits and giggles. I figure It might be fun to see some people I used to see there. I'm sure as hell not knealing though that shit gets tiring.

mate_spawn_die
09-20-2008, 07:55 PM
nope. i'm afraid if i step in a church my skin would start to melt and my head would eventually explode like that guy in scanners.

Bob
09-20-2008, 08:30 PM
sometime i think about going to church to meet women

but i'd have to get up early

Adam
09-21-2008, 01:35 AM
sometime i think about going to church to meet women

but i'd have to get up early

church women don't put out tho!

paul jones
09-21-2008, 01:38 AM
squiddly diddly yep siree I'll be a toddlin along to praise the lord on this fine morning . After church I'll toodle on down to the whorehouse and bang the fuck outta some skanky meth addicted sluts.(y)

funk63
09-21-2008, 01:43 AM
Thats the way to do it good sir.

Adam
09-21-2008, 01:45 AM
I used to play guitar at church - I picked up no chicks!

Matt
09-21-2008, 02:11 AM
church women don't put out tho!

You go to the wrong church.

Catholic churches! I sat in on guitar one time for a friend. not my church (I'm pretty anti-religion), so I got to play the part of the mysterious stranger to all the girls.

I was seventeen at the time, so it was cool. Good times!

Adam
09-21-2008, 02:22 AM
these were catholic churches - was raised as one (catholic not a church). I am pretty replusive tho :)

Matt
09-21-2008, 02:23 AM
these were catholic churches - was raised as one (catholic not a church). I am pretty replusive tho :)

ah. I am good looking, that is for certain.

ET
09-21-2008, 02:27 AM
these were catholic churches

That's where all the hypocrital sluts go! It's the best place to pull numbers!

Randetica
09-21-2008, 07:07 AM
im going to a cathedral tomorrow

BangkokB
09-21-2008, 10:59 AM
My hand to God: I threw the balloon of "Lets go to Church tomorrow" to my wife on Saturday and she said to me...."I don't take you to my temples when I go so why should I go to your church...Plus they sing more than a black church. Sit, Stand, Sit, Stand: No~Go By Yourself"
She's Buddhist~ So that answers the going to Temples unsaid Question

So to answer your question: No

marsdaddy
09-22-2008, 01:19 AM
My youngest finally got rid of his original sin today. I think I committed some form of blasphemy when I asked, "what happens to the sin water?"

sjp
09-22-2008, 01:31 AM
i don't go to church unless its for weddings and funerals. really other than that idk just don't have a need to go.