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Old 09-20-2008, 07:44 PM
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Default So.. Anybody going to church tomorrow?

I think I might go back to my old catholic church tomorrow for shits and giggles. I figure It might be fun to see some people I used to see there. I'm sure as hell not knealing though that shit gets tiring.
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Old 09-20-2008, 07:55 PM
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nope. i'm afraid if i step in a church my skin would start to melt and my head would eventually explode like that guy in scanners.
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Old 09-20-2008, 08:30 PM
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sometime i think about going to church to meet women

but i'd have to get up early
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Old 09-21-2008, 01:35 AM
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sometime i think about going to church to meet women

but i'd have to get up early
church women don't put out tho!
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Old 09-21-2008, 01:38 AM
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squiddly diddly yep siree I'll be a toddlin along to praise the lord on this fine morning . After church I'll toodle on down to the whorehouse and bang the fuck outta some skanky meth addicted sluts.



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Old 09-21-2008, 01:43 AM
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Thats the way to do it good sir.
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Old 09-21-2008, 01:45 AM
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I used to play guitar at church - I picked up no chicks!
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:11 AM
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church women don't put out tho!
You go to the wrong church.

Catholic churches! I sat in on guitar one time for a friend. not my church (I'm pretty anti-religion), so I got to play the part of the mysterious stranger to all the girls.

I was seventeen at the time, so it was cool. Good times!
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:22 AM
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these were catholic churches - was raised as one (catholic not a church). I am pretty replusive tho
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:23 AM
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these were catholic churches - was raised as one (catholic not a church). I am pretty replusive tho
ah. I am good looking, that is for certain.
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Old 09-21-2008, 02:27 AM
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these were catholic churches
That's where all the hypocrital sluts go! It's the best place to pull numbers!



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Old 09-21-2008, 07:07 AM
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im going to a cathedral tomorrow



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Old 09-21-2008, 10:59 AM
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My hand to God: I threw the balloon of "Lets go to Church tomorrow" to my wife on Saturday and she said to me...."I don't take you to my temples when I go so why should I go to your church...Plus they sing more than a black church. Sit, Stand, Sit, Stand: No~Go By Yourself"
She's Buddhist~ So that answers the going to Temples unsaid Question

So to answer your question: No
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Old 09-22-2008, 01:19 AM
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My youngest finally got rid of his original sin today. I think I committed some form of blasphemy when I asked, "what happens to the sin water?"



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Old 09-22-2008, 01:31 AM
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i don't go to church unless its for weddings and funerals. really other than that idk just don't have a need to go.



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