Things I currently find annoying

[nodanaonlyzuul]

My wife's nose-stud.

Damn thing.

Mine is driving me nuts. I got it done well over 2 months ago and only now is it having issues. I have had two keloids now. The last one is FINALLY going away but it's grossing me out so much I just might take out the stud. Also, it is annoying when the boyfriend comes in to kiss me and knocks it, then I pull back and say "ouch!" because it hurts :( lame.

It's also annoying that so many places I need to call to take care of some financial business are only open during business hours. I work during business hours. And lunch hour isn't usually long enough for me to take care of the phone calls. I also have no where private in the office where I can make the calls or be left alone long enough to make them (since people assume I'm still available to bug for work).

It turns in to needing to take a personal day just to make the damned calls.

Grrr.

[RobMoney$]

People who say "would of" or "must of"...

The word is HAVE you fucking illiterate loser, not OF.

[countrymikedj]

People who say "would of" or "must of"...

The word is HAVE you fucking illiterate loser, not OF.

I've got that beat. I know someone who would say " hints" instead of " hence".

[Randetica]

both of my ischias nerves hurt now

i need a wheel chair

[jackrock]

Walking through spider webs. What the fuck, asshole? Get out of my hair.

Putting the live version right after the studio version. What the fuck, asshole? I just listened to that.

Pots and pans with metal handles. What the fuck. I want to talk to the asshole that came up with that idea.

[beastiegirrl101]

double standards
bar mitzvahs
those last few pounds to loose

[Knuckles]

bar mitzvahs


Really?

I've never been to one but they always look like so much fun on tv shows and movies.

I would have loved to go to Paul Pfeiffer's. :o

[beastiegirrl101]

Really?

I've never been to one but they always look like so much fun on tv shows and movies.

I would have loved to go to Paul Pfeiffer's. :o


I'm an event planner and we are in bar mitzvah season. Pretty much every Saturday we have booked for the next few months. It's really a combo of a couple of things, I have the opportunity to work the Saturday's I want, make some extra cash but then I am giving up my summer Saturday's which if you are from the midwest, well um we live for summer and let's face it, after our winters we've earned it. I hate having to give up a weekend but the extra cash is sooo nice.

The other part of it is the amounts of money these parents spend on their kids. It's like a small wedding. These kids have NO appreciation or concept of money and it's really all about the parents, look how much I'm spending, look at what cool give aways we are handing out...they are always one uping each other and the P's are usually at the bar getting drunk. They want us to roll out the red carpet for them while they treat us like s*it the whole time, so although I need the cash I vacillate if it's even worth it.

[QueenAdrock]

People who say "would of" or "must of"...

The word is HAVE you fucking illiterate loser, not OF.

I have a friend who does that and it drives me nuts. I want to sit her down and explain to her that the "ve" on the end of "would've" actually stands for another word, thus her use of "of" is 'tarded.

Anyways, my current annoyance is drunk roommates who insist that you're wrong and they're right (as always), even if they ARE wrong and it's provable. I told my roomie that I saw a cat being carried in the cabin of a plane once and he told me "No way, I don't want to call you a liar, but that didn't happen." Um, yes it did. I saw it. With my eyes. Then he told me he's been on 57 flights in the past year and there's no way.

Uh yeah there is...BAM (http://www.delta.com/planning_reservations/special_travel_needs/pet_travel_information/pet_travel_options/index.jsp#carryon)

Knowing him, he's probably just going to tell me that we were actually arguing whether or not they need to be stowed during takeoff or something. Which we did also talk about, I told him I didn't know if he was stowed but maybe they kept the kitty on their lap, and he then told me NOTHING is allowed on your lap during takeoff. Aren't babies allowed on laps? I know it's unsafe, but I'm pretty sure it's still legal. I've also had a pillow on my lap during times of takeoff, which he also told me couldn't have happened. Though it did.

Anyways, stupid argument, but it's just really REALLY annoying.

[Waus]

Also, it is annoying when the boyfriend comes in to kiss me and knocks it, then I pull back and say "ouch!" because it hurts :( lame.
Grrr.

Exactly! It's like there's been a minefield setup on all kissing events.

[Schmeltz]

I'm sitting next to two European backpackers - one guy and one girl. They're not from the same country but they're trying to use English as a lingua franca to communicate. They're nursing one beer between them while they try to avoid fucking each other, or so I think - the vibe I get is that they're both stalling. They're confiding in each other about how wasted they are (I guess that one lukewarm beer is really hitting them) and trading stories about how badass it is to smoke weed without your mom finding out.

I had to go to Australia to figure out that European travellers are the most boring fucking people in the entire world. This must be more fun when you're an 18-year-old dumbass with nothing to talk about. It makes me feel old.

[Nuzzolese]

The fact that I have to shut out the entire world just so strangers don't bother me. Sometimes I like to go for a walk, enjoy the sounds of the birds and the breeze and the sun on my face. But in order to avoid being hassled most places I have to plug in my headphones and put on sunglasses so I can avoid, or pretend to avoid, seeing or hearing anyone. I hate how I'm running out of places to feel safe. I hate how people seem to think solitude is an open invitation.

[b i o n i c]

you could just stop showering

[Nuzzolese]

I've considered taking those kinds of measures. Instead I just don't go to the park anymore. I got harassed by 8th graders skipping school. I felt sort of scared. I wanted to say "I'm a GROWN UP! You can't talk to me like this!"

[b i o n i c]

you could just get by wearing two different kind of shoes on the wrong foot and some bedhead

[Nuzzolese]

College students annoy me. They are drunk all the time. In any other stage of life they would be considered alcoholics, but because they're college students it's accepted, nay, encouraged for them to drink to excess.

And they don't give a shit that they have neighbors, they don't give a shit about anything, really; not traffic, cleanliness, litter, noise, animals...

And the worst part of it all, is that our society forgives them for nearly anything. And then whenever their stupidity leads to real tragedy, they are let off with "Oh, but they're good kids!" No they aren't! They are assholes and if they weren't in college I'm sure they'd be held to higher standards, which is a pathetic logic!

Some kids at the college here killed their friend and roommate by intentionally setting his room on fire while he was passed out. And they were forgiven for it because they "didn't mean to" and "they're good kids." I think that's disgusting. I saw some of the police footage of them lying to the cops about it, not even looking remorseful. If they'd been black kids who weren't in school and did the same thing, I know the community would have reacted more harshly.

Stupid drunk, murderous, careless college students careening through life in their pajamas like a fleet of Daisy Buchannans, never worrying about anything in their path!

[jabumbo]

lol

i was going to say college kids are annoying because they don't know how to be on time for anything....

[rirv]

Didier Drogba

[Freebasser]

Didier Drogba

"It's a fucking disgrace!" (y):D(y)

[nodanaonlyzuul]

College students annoy me. They are drunk all the time. In any other stage of life they would be considered alcoholics, but because they're college students it's accepted, nay, encouraged for them to drink to excess.

And they don't give a shit that they have neighbors, they don't give a shit about anything, really; not traffic, cleanliness, litter, noise, animals...

And the worst part of it all, is that our society forgives them for nearly anything. And then whenever their stupidity leads to real tragedy, they are let off with "Oh, but they're good kids!" No they aren't! They are assholes and if they weren't in college I'm sure they'd be held to higher standards, which is a pathetic logic!

Some kids at the college here killed their friend and roommate by intentionally setting his room on fire while he was passed out. And they were forgiven for it because they "didn't mean to" and "they're good kids." I think that's disgusting. I saw some of the police footage of them lying to the cops about it, not even looking remorseful. If they'd been black kids who weren't in school and did the same thing, I know the community would have reacted more harshly.

Stupid drunk, murderous, careless college students careening through life in their pajamas like a fleet of Daisy Buchannans, never worrying about anything in their path!

for some reason reading this conjured up an image of George W Bush in my head.

[MC Moot]

The birds in the tree outside my bedroom…and their incessant 5:20 a.m wake up call…they get up have a noisy shag and then go for breakfast…it’s downright inconsiderate as I don’t need to roll out until ¼ past 7…however that song they sing at dusk when they crash for the day is very zen and I dig that…yeah…damned birds!

[kaiser soze]

College students annoy me. They are drunk all the time. In any other stage of life they would be considered alcoholics, but because they're college students it's accepted, nay, encouraged for them to drink to excess.

And they don't give a shit that they have neighbors, they don't give a shit about anything, really; not traffic, cleanliness, litter, noise, animals...

And the worst part of it all, is that our society forgives them for nearly anything. And then whenever their stupidity leads to real tragedy, they are let off with "Oh, but they're good kids!" No they aren't! They are assholes and if they weren't in college I'm sure they'd be held to higher standards, which is a pathetic logic!

Some kids at the college here killed their friend and roommate by intentionally setting his room on fire while he was passed out. And they were forgiven for it because they "didn't mean to" and "they're good kids." I think that's disgusting. I saw some of the police footage of them lying to the cops about it, not even looking remorseful. If they'd been black kids who weren't in school and did the same thing, I know the community would have reacted more harshly.

Stupid drunk, murderous, careless college students careening through life in their pajamas like a fleet of Daisy Buchannans, never worrying about anything in their path!

Are you serious? These assholes got off killing their friend?!?!

WTF?

I agree 100% college students are fucking pigs. When I have to park to go to school I walk through off campus housing and it is a disgusting mess. I wonder how do these people go from college to real life without any complications. It pisses me off as well as those in fraternities skate through school, treat people like shit the whole time, act like fucking spoiled brats and score good jobs because of who they know. They don't deserve it.

(n)

[HEIRESS]

co-workers who steal salad dressing from the fridge.

fuck you, I paid 4.79 bucks for that bottle of healthy-pants yogurt peppercorn ranch dressing and you blatantly tried using it right in front of me because you were unaware that it actually belongs to me.

fuck, fuck, fuck you.

[countrymikedj]

People who listen to their voicemail on speakerphone in an office setting

[Audio.]

No food for the midnight hunger. :(

[paul jones]

most drivers who still think it's ok to not indicate,cut across junctions and a special mention to that mystery cunt who thought that driving in the middle of the road whilst steering round a curve in the small road where there is perfect space for 2 vehicles to pass but is just shit at driving and was probably on the phone....making me swerve and stop,to avoid a head on collision...


CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b i o n i c]

aggrandizing:

when people call themselves ceos when their company has less than 10 people working and 7 of them are interns

your thing isnt a COMPANY till you've made money. a website and a fax machine do not comprise a company

when people say "im going on a shoot" or "im having a photoshoot" when what they really mean is they're grabbing their point and shoot camera pressing the shutter button randomly

when someone says they're "releasing an album" or "putting out a single".. uploading your crap onto youtube does not qualify as such, wake up

you don't call yourself an actor or model unless you've worked steadily in those roles FOR MONEY. standing in front of any old camera for an amateur does not make you an actor or model.

[na§tee]

Pots and pans with metal handles. What the fuck. I want to talk to the asshole that came up with that idea.
ha! so true.

-cheap corkscrews. i've broken two in as many weeks. i'm not so fucking desperate to open a bottle of wine it shatters. fuck! how hard can it be? i'm going to invest in a proper one.

-thinly veiled put downs from this one person at work.
"oh that's a nice bag! my sister had one like that in like 1998 before satchel-like bags became cool!"
"what bike are you getting?... oh, you mean, exactly like XXXXX's then?" eh, no.
"why do you have manager in your title? you should be a co-ordinator like me! i mean, i don't care, but it should be that way! it's only fair!" you obviously do care.

she also finds it hilarrrrious to point out the fact i drink 'normal' tea sometimes over fancy-ass brews. "claire and her builders' tea! lololol!"

[jennyb]

Sports announcers. Is it necessary for them to be such drama queens?! They must remove all the testosterone from the announcers to inject it into the athletes. They just sound like such romantic fruit cakes.

[Dorothy Wood]

every single person who walks in my store.

it's not a god damn gift shop you dunces. stop browsing and asking me about posters you fucks. stop eating your stupid ice cream. you're not going to buy anything so just fuck off. I have things to build and a hang over to nurse! :mad:

[b i o n i c]

Sports announcers. Is it necessary for them to be such drama queens?! They must remove all the testosterone from the announcers to inject it into the athletes. They just sound like such romantic fruit cakes.

why do all sports announcers look like farting dads?

[jennyb]

HAHAHA. True. Interesting.

[camo]

she also finds it hilarrrrious to point out the fact i drink 'normal' tea sometimes over fancy-ass brews. "claire and her builders' tea! lololol!"


Yeah I hate that too. I'm armed though...'so you like to drink twigs in water then'? Lovely.

Plus Rooibos, I like that drink, or used to like it until everyone turned it into this special unique drink that 'they' only drink.

You fuckin' turds...plus you pronounce it 'Roy-Bosh' not 'Ro-ey-boss'.

Right I'm off to drink Lapsang souchong even though it tastes like burnt bark you cunts.

[Randetica]

my crying

i want to stop it but i cant

[paul jones]

fuckin police choppers :mad:

it's good how to just stay in the same spot not moving for ages

[DipDipDive]

Dudes. All of them except for maybe like two. (n)

[Caribou]

Yeah I hate that too. I'm armed though...'so you like to drink twigs in water then'? Lovely.

Plus Rooibos, I like that drink, or used to like it until everyone turned it into this special unique drink that 'they' only drink.

You fuckin' turds...plus you pronounce it 'Roy-Bosh' not 'Ro-ey-boss'.



Actually, It's Roy-Boss, so you're both wrong.
And 'Roy' is pronounced with a longer 'o' and a rolling r, and 'boss' should be pronounced the british way.
I know about these things, I'm dutch.

But eh, it's labelled as 'unique' by some? You can buy it in every friggin' supermarket.

[Audio.]

Michael Cera

I'm just gonna quote some typing made by some users to back up my point.


Never seen an actor with such range before!
by TardyTurtle @ imdb.com
I mean to go from Arrested Development where he played a socially ackward, virginal, naive character like George Michael, to taking a turn playing Paulie Bleeker, Cera being almost unrecognizable in the role, playing against his strengths as a socially ackward, virginal, naive young man, to what was perhaps his most visceral and raw character peice, as the socially ackward, virginal and naive Nick in Peter Sollet's masterpeice Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

I could go on about the unbelievable range of this veritable on-screen legend, but I won't, for mere words cannot surmize the genius lurking within.

by wenjaman
Let's not forget the stunning performance in Super Bad as he undertakes a challenge by playing a socially awkward and naive virgin. It completely blew my mind how extensive his acting talent was. He can play anything from a socially awkward and naive virgin to a socially awkward and naive virgin.

Damn Michael Cera, I salute you.

by Gwasgray
Not since Hugh Grant has there been such a versatile actor.

by red_skin123
You all seem to be forgetting his critically acclaimed role, for the upcoming picture "Year one" where he takes on the complex role of the socially awkward, virginal, naive hunter-gatherer. Al pacino? Robert Deniro? John Wayne? PINK-OPUSSYBITCH-TITSONTOAST compared the great Michael of the Cera clan. I heard he is in talks of a war epic, where he plays Private Micheals, the company's socially awkward, virginal, naive young Foot soldier, just looking to please his brother's in arms

Michael Cera PLAY A DIFFERENT CHARACTER ALREADY!

[DipDipDive]

The fact that my new next door neighbors fuck audibly at night/vacuum (hardwood floors :confused:) early in the morning directly on the other side of the wall we share.

[Yetra Flam]

My roommate let off a stink bomb on the fire escape and now our whole house smells like lingering fart :(

[Bob]

Dudes. All of them except for maybe like two. (n)

am i one? i bet i am

[DipDipDive]

You were at the time. Now I love all the other dudes of the world and despise you passionately.

[ericlee]

Those gay ass, stupid, retarded Snickers ads plastered everywhere.

"Mt. Foodji, Nougettaboutit, Snaxi"- etc.

Christ's sakes. I used to like snickers but this crap makes me not want to buy one.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

Manipulative, crazy people that try to infiltrate in to your family. Or those same people trying to gain sympathy from your family.

In the end though one of those people showed their true colors right in front of my family, so now they are well aware that she is psycho.

Haha. Dumb bitch.

[Bob]

You were at the time. Now I love all the other dudes of the world and despise you passionately.

as long as it's passionate

i'm currently finding the bar exam annoying. studying for this thing fucking sucks and the exam is stupid. it's like, sure, it's useful to have a test that actually measures proficiency with the law before someone can be a lawyer, but it's the timing, it's stupid. after 3 years of law school and all the hustling you have to do find a job, the bar exam seems like an arbitrary way to say "right, you're only qualified to hold that job if you pass this test oh by the way it costs $815 and takes two months to study (the class costs $3,000 if you want to take that and i suggest you do because everyone else is)"

stupid

[Bob]

seriously fuck this stupid test

"When a lawyer becomes associated with a firm, the firm may not knowingly undertake or continue to represent a person in the same or a substantially related matter in which that lawyer, or a firm with which the lawyer was associated, had previously represented a client whose interests are materially adverse to that person unless" and it goes on like that. that sentence fucking sucks, it makes my brain hurt, but i have a stack of books this high (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/barbri2small.jpg) that's full of em and i gotta memorize all that shit

law is for suckers

[paul jones]

seriously fuck this stupid test

"When a lawyer becomes associated with a firm, the firm may not knowingly undertake or continue to represent a person in the same or a substantially related matter in which that lawyer, or a firm with which the lawyer was associated, had previously represented a client whose interests are materially adverse to that person unless" and it goes on like that. that sentence fucking sucks, it makes my brain hurt, but i have a stack of books this high (http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn195/fuzzydunlop_bucket/barbri2small.jpg) that's full of em and i gotta memorize all that shit

law is for suckers

those lawyers always like to carry around briefcases don't they? why not have all the papers in a plastic bag? They must spend a lot on expensive briefcases and suits for court cases.If they wore hoodies and and carried plastic bags would the judge and jury think them a lesser lawyer ?

Why are ties still popular? I hate them euugh!(y)

[Bob]

those lawyers always like to carry around briefcases don't they? why not have all the papers in a plastic bag? They must spend a lot on expensive briefcases and suits for court cases.If they wore hoodies and and carried plastic bags would the judge and jury think them a lesser lawyer ?

Why are ties still popular? I hate them euugh!(y)

decorum is very important (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4&feature=PlayList&p=3A56C8FD8A7DBD3F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6)

[paul jones]

decorum is very important (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q7mjoxHzm4&feature=PlayList&p=3A56C8FD8A7DBD3F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6)

(y)

[Gareth]

you have to wear dark suits and gowns in court
but not wigs, not anymore
i find patents annoying and for the next month i have to eat, sleep and shit em
they are the worst

[Bob]

you have to wear dark suits and gowns in court
but not wigs, not anymore
i find patents annoying and for the next month i have to eat, sleep and shit em
they are the worst

i took an IP class in law school and patents was the hardest part for me because all the cases involved all sorts of science shit that i couldn't possibly hope to understand, so i could never figure out the facts. in order to practice patent law in the US, you need to have a hard science degree from undergrad and you have to pass a separate bar, so it's heavy stuff

the professor was cool though - she knew that we didn't know shit about science so for the exam she made the invention really simple and easy so that we just had be able to apply the law and not worry so much about knowing difficult things. i don't remember what the invention was though.

[Gareth]

you dont need a science/engineering/mechanical degree here but you have to pass the separate patent attorney exams
which is what i'm doing now
shit is hard cos, like you, i dont have a science/technical background and i dont even want to be a patent attorney...it's more to please work and if i do become one i'll be more attractive to employers
but it take 3-5 years and i've only done 1years worth so i might never get there.
i'm happy doing only copyright and trade marky stuff

[b i o n i c]

reggaeton... have i said that a million times before?

the ruerto pican parade was yesterday. boom-di-dun-dip boom-di-dun-dip :rolleyes:

[Yetra Flam]

oh god, yeah jesus christ is was living hell in my neighbourhood yesterday. its still fucking going on today! some people must be really proud to be puerto rican.

[b i o n i c]

GOD I FUCKING HATE IT!! the dumbest music evaaaar

and people driving around blowing whistles and honking their horns to remind you they're puerto rican, in case you couldnt tell from the giant flag on the hood or the flags painted on the wifey's tits

unless you're at a soccer game, i dont really get crazy flag waving

and it seems like the smaller/less notable the country, the more furious the nationalism is ...

OH FUCJKIN YEAH!@!@!@ CONGO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!@$#%!

[MC Moot]

annual yearly sun burn…rock lobster… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/burn.jpg)(n)

[paul jones]

annual yearly sun burn…rock lobster… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/burn.jpg)(n)

It's a credit crunch solution for going as Hell-Boy to the next fancy dress party(y)

[hpdrifter]

The hispanic and irish sides fighting for control of your skin? Looks like the Irish won this year.

[MC Moot]

The hispanic and irish sides fighting for control of your skin? Looks like the Irish won this year.

soooooo true...;)

[MC Moot]

So I ordered a box of 20 discs and check out the fucking packaging they used to ship it in….bullshit!...what's easy about that?...Boycott Staples!… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/WASTE.jpg):mad:

[Bob]

boom-di-dun-dip boom-di-dun-dip :rolleyes:

that's it! that's how you describe that beat in text! thank you, that had been killing me for years

[nodanaonlyzuul]

the fact that electro is starting to get used in pop music.

I don't think that everyone should like electro. I can see why some dislike it. I love it.

But electro in pop music, trying to meld them together? I guess it was bound to happen eventually but it sounds GOD FUCKING AWFUL.

Ugh. Leave electro to be what it is damn you!
(n)

Not to mention that "Boom Boom Pow" combining the trendy vocoder, then trying to use a little Baltimore influence? Hell. No. Leave Bmore bass be! Assholes.

[skra75]

I HATE SEEING THIS BEFORE A MOVIE :mad: I WISH THE WHITE GUY IN THIS WOULD CATCH ON FIRE AND BURN (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJxa97wp1I)

[russhie]

MY HOUSEMATE
who the fuck starts a verbal disagreement with someone in a club over who is more stressed, what, you're fucking the bouncer over there at the door, no, I don't think you can get anyone thrown out, not even that boy who touched your bum at the bar, oh yeah go cuddle him and have a laugh and tell us he called you ugly, I didn't actually see you smiling at him just before, maybe ugly is the new hot, who am I to know? I am almost 25 after all, and not hip to all this young-person speak, oh sure I don't mind throw a drink at me while you're screaming at someone else, obviously you won the stress-out competition, look at you go! now you're arguing over something someone's sister said to you when you were 16, wow, yeah, I can see how that is totally relevant to what is going on now, I'm just trying to stay out of this, what, you're leaving the club in tears and your meathead lover is now asking me what I did to you? oh yeah you're so good at fawning over the man bought home by my other housmate, she's your best friend, shit I couldn't tell, I thought those types of actions were restricted to people classified as ABSOLUTE C***S but then again, hold on it is you we're talking about isn't it


PS. LEARN TO BUDGET

[Randetica]

i have 4 ulcers inside of my right cheek and i cant really talk

[hitmonlee]

the "drop in"

last night i was in bed and heard my housemate talking to someone... i recognised the voice - it's my "friend"... FUCK i don't really want to see him, nor anyone else who drops in. i turn off my tv and pretend to be asleep. THEN he calls my phone.

you call BEFORE coming over, dickwad.

[Drederick Tatum]

folding a map is annoying.

[Randetica]

folding a map is annoying.

and nearly impossible

[Gareth]

people that talk on cell phones while driving
mainly cos i got rear ended by such a person just before
usually i'd accept it cos sometimes shit happens...but fuck
only complete douchebags yap on their phones while driving

[b i o n i c]

annoying isnt the right word, but i didnt want to make a thread

last night this dumb 17 yeard old looking shit with two slanted flat brim hatted friends driving a beat up camry in the left lane crossed over into a parking lot in the right lane - right in front of me. they saw me, he was just being dumb for some reason, maybe they were high. i had to slam on the brakes and screech loudly to a stop, im not exhaggerating when i say i stopped about 3-5 inches from their car

the driver looks back at me smiling, which flips me the fuck out and causes me to involuntarity pelt my full plastic coffee cup at his hood. dumb little fucking shit. i hope it dented

[hpdrifter]

That it's gonna be beautiful outside today and I am stuck inside and not at the lake. :mad::(

[jackrock]

When you catch a whiff of something good at the end of an inhale, but by the time you exhale and go for the inhale again it's gone :(

[paul jones]

people driving like dickheads when it's hot.nobody is impressed,please stop

[b i o n i c]

actors. fuck you

[Gareth]

dementieva not being able to win grand slams
nz losing to argentina in u19 basketball by 2 points
the aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi chant

[hitmonlee]

annual yearly sun burn…rock lobster… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/burn.jpg)(n)

annual is yearly

[Yetra Flam]

The fact that it's never totally quiet in this apartment.
If they're not noisy outside, they're noisy in the courtyard beside our building. If they're not noisy in the courtyard our neighbours next door are noisy. If the neighbours next door are not noisy, the neighbours upstairs are. Its usually a combination of all four seperate annoying clusters of inconsiderate people making unnecessary fucking noise.

[paul jones]

Murraymania

Tennis is shit

hurry up August

[Yetra Flam]

"Hey, let's just let off some fireworks on the middle of 135th street! Let's just do that! Let's do it on a busy crowded street right near old buildings that are liable to catch fire! Let's do it ALL night long!"

ugh

[Yetra Flam]

oh yeah and i have to work tomorrow, the 4th of july. so these fucking assholes are gonna be celebrating shit and keeping me awake SO I WONT BE ABLE TO BE EFFECTIVE AT MY JOB TOMORROW

[jabumbo]

they figure since you're not american, you don't care about being off....

[b i o n i c]

self absorbed people who talk about themselves non-stop and think people are laughing with but are really laughing at

[MC Moot]

Usually I'm done work before the Stampede starts and I get the hell out of town as to avoid the disgust of it all...this year the extended my year a week and have me coming back a week earlier...I somehow passed this over when I signed...just 4 day's left,city so gross...also...I'm ashamed to even post in Guy's smoking cessation thread cause I've failed miserably...I smoked 12 yesterday while BBQ'n...and then just now I went to empty my recycling,cause even the custodian is now off and I rubbed myself up against the smithrite and now completley smell of ripe garbage...oh yeah...(y)

[hpdrifter]

I am sick sick sick. I spent the entirety of last night writhing in pain and throwing up every hour or so. My head hurts, my stomach hurts, I'm nauseous, every inch of mybody feels sore, I can't get comfortable. The only position I can lie in with any degree of relaxation is flat on my back. If I roll one way or the other, sit up, or god forbid stand up I instantly feel like I am going to puke. I can't get up and down the stairs without needing to stop every two feet and the weirdest part about the whole thing is that my hands are tingly. They feel like I've slept on them or something and they are just waking up.

:mad::(:mad::(:mad:

[MC Moot]

I am sick sick sick. I spent the entirety of last night writhing in pain and throwing up every hour or so. My head hurts, my stomach hurts, I'm nauseous, every inch of mybody feels sore, I can't get comfortable. The only position I can lie in with any degree of relaxation is flat on my back. If I roll one way or the other, sit up, or god forbid stand up I instantly feel like I am going to puke. I can't get up and down the stairs without needing to stop every two feet and the weirdest part about the whole thing is that my hands are tingly. They feel like I've slept on them or something and they are just waking up.



This sounds serious...all symptoms are typical of H1N1 or other serious influenza...please proceed to the nearest walk in clinic for diagnosis and treatment...and please feel better soon...maybe try and have some canada dry...(y)

[hpdrifter]

Thanks man. I feel much better today, I went to the doctor yesterday and she said stomach flu. I was finally able to choke down some gatorade last night and took some ibuprophen to help with the aches. I fell asleep about 5:30 and slept through until 8:30 this morning. Still a little weak but definitely on the upswing.

[camo]

:(

[b i o n i c]

99% of people who refer to themselves or other people as "rockstar"s

you are not a rockstar.

especially if you're twittering

[mikizee]

When people call me 'big fella'

[paul jones]

When people call me 'big fella'

All aussie adventures.....time to hit the road

[b i o n i c]

i just wanted to say that this chick last night who on outward appearance i would normally find really annoying turned out to be cool as fuck..

she would fall into the likeomgstarbuxxlalalalala category

[Gareth]

long sentences.
hate them.

[Audio.]

THE FUCKING TOILET IN THE CABIN OUT THE FUCKING SIDE :mad:

last week on vacation for about 2 weeks in a old farm (i loved it but...) I hate using the fucking cabin or whatever you call it. There are roaches at night the size of your middle finger and they fucking bite. Be careful when you take a dump at night. You dont want a spider crawling in the rear. There is no light unless you take a flash light. PEOPLE by now should have REAL TOILETS NOT HOLES WITH A 20 FEET PIT FULL OF OLD SHIT AND BUGS.

[rirv]

long sentences.
hate them.

Rape. Short word, long sentence.

[Videodrome]

^ha!

[b i o n i c]

"there are no words"

yes, there are! there are millions of em. don't blame the english language for your lack of a vocabulary!
you just said a couple there, asshole!

[na§tee]

i put down my coffee this morning to lock up my bike and when i returned someone was there, drinking and enjoying my fucking coffee! granted it was about 3 metres away on a ledge but it was obvious it was mine! a hot, steaming cup of DELICIOUS COFFEE and i was the only one in the general vicinity! fuck you, man! give me back my fucking coffee! no actually, keep it! GIVE ME THE MONEY! holy crap, i was NOT HAPPY.

[hpdrifter]

Wow, I cannot imagine stealing someone's coffee or any food or consumable. You don't know where someone else's mouth has been or what they might be carrying in it.

Gross.

[HEIRESS]

THE FUCKING TOILET IN THE CABIN OUT THE FUCKING SIDE :mad:

last week on vacation for about 2 weeks in a old farm (i loved it but...) I hate using the fucking cabin or whatever you call it. There are roaches at night the size of your middle finger and they fucking bite. Be careful when you take a dump at night. You dont want a spider crawling in the rear. There is no light unless you take a flash light. PEOPLE by now should have REAL TOILETS NOT HOLES WITH A 20 FEET PIT FULL OF OLD SHIT AND BUGS.

This is a cabin (http://www.mtmitchell-cabin.com/cabin.jpg)

This is an outhouse/pit toilet (http://debylin.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/outhouse.jpg)

I'm guessing you don't leave city limits very often. That's sorta where sewage lines usually end...

[Audio.]

aww thanks for the correction when I'm complaining quickly I sound like a dumbass.

[HEIRESS]

Shitting outside makes everyone a better person. do it as often as you can!

[Audio.]

I guess it has its own benefits. Like not flooding the toilet.

[Gareth]

milk cartons/bottles that dont pour properly

[jackrock]

Loud librarians.

[mikizee]

Gyms who put their cardio classes on too early on the weekend so no one, especially me, gets to go cos we are still sleeping.

CUNTS

[Bob]

Gyms who put their cardio classes on too early on the weekend so no one, especially me, gets to go cos we are still sleeping.

CUNTS

there's a 5 mile race i want to do that sounds like it's fun, and it's held every week but it starts at 10:00 am on saturday and the location is like a 45 minute walk away. nuts to that

[jennyb]

distance and lack of sleep and the lady across the street who is looking at the house for sale and shanghai'd me with a question/answer session about the 'hood when I just ran out there quick in my pj's to grab something from the car ... "So it's a pretty multi-cultural area then?" pfff whattaya think lady look around, you and I are pretty white. Man, I need a nap.

[b i o n i c]

brand loyalty. not everything, but a bunch of things

don't tell me you only buy a certain brand of water, bread, seltzer, tin foil, toothpaste, dumb shit like that. its worse if you say its because you like the label. what the fuck!?

[b i o n i c]

etrade. and the 15 minute delay. i havent figured it out yet

[Audio.]

As one poster wrote,

wtf is up with these types of movies
awkward relationships/romance movies, especially featuring Michael Cera in them. Its godawful. Juno, Adventureland, Nick and Norahs Infinite Playlist. I'm only 21, yet I feel so distant from the current teenagers and their taste for movies especially. Kids these days.

Romantic "Artsy" movies suck soggy frosted flakes. (n)

[Randetica]

haha

[Guy Incognito]

cigarettes and the fact that i have started smoking them again,, bollocks

[ericlee]

cigarettes and the fact that i have started smoking them again,, bollocks

You sure bro?

[Myu-to]

Did I ever mention when people forget my birtheday?

Yeah, that annoys me.

(FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL!!!)

[Guy Incognito]

You sure bro?

fraid so, its not a total surrender - check the other thread i started about it

[Gareth]

having to pick on the slack for a colleague who seems unable to get shit done
once or twice - fine whatever
but all the time? fuck that

[Audio.]

Band Slam.

"Sa5m. The five is silent."

.... :confused:

the fuck is the point of that?

Might as well have twizzlers for shoe laces will that be random enough to get some attention? uuuh oh because marketing these days feel Odd, Quirky, Random jokesys are so in with the crowd that people will fucking suck on it like Gianna Michael goes down on a male pornstar. "Yeah its making unique characters." - FUCKING ORIGINAL MY FUCKING HAIRY (No its not really hairy) ASS. First Juno, Noah's or Norahs ( I forgot okay) Playlist, Papel Hearts you know paper farts movie, and more of this fucking bull shit. Original fucking 12 year olds would say? Go watch The Breakfast Club and tell me there aint one odd, quirky, random funny character in there? Marketing for teenagers just just... stop. Band Slam is just.... ba5d.

Oh, and just so you know the 5 is silent

[nodanaonlyzuul]

so I know it's just a TV show. Any TV show is JUST A TV SHOW.

However, I hate it when people update twitter, facebook, all of that crap about the show when it is airing or the day after it airs. It drives me nuts. Mainly because I sometimes have a life and cannot watch something right away. Then the next day I have this thing called a job and so I can't watch it until the next evening or maybe the evening after.

So when people make updates that are describing details, hinting at plot lines, or just straight up spoilers, I get irritated.

Very irritated.

[b i o n i c]

the whole "late" song and dance that office people do

if you're 10 minutes late, i dont want to hear shit, no one should fucking care enough to have to get all scared about being 10 minutes late for anything.

this woman older chick i used to work with, a lawyer, would bumble, stutter, wheeze and sweat like a school child when she was late which made her look much worse than just being late

and it kills me to hear people make excuses, to really roll around in the pit of excusedom and dishonesty, about why they are late. you can tell a lot about a person, not from them being late, but from the way they act when they're late for something

[MC Moot]

Gas stations...first they stopped asking if you wanted your oil or tire pressure checked or windows washed...then they just stopped pumping your gas for you all together...and now the fiends are charging a buck for air for your tires that you have to fill yourself...bullshit...remember the premise behind the service station?...dicks...(n)

[Randetica]

all the lovie dovie couple pictures on fb

i wanna report every single one of those!

[MC Moot]

all the lovie dovie couple pictures on fb

i wanna report every single one of those!

And just to whom are you going to report this to?...the united bureau of cranky single austrian’s?...:D

[Randetica]

no

[MC Moot]

no

oh...so it's your mom or your cat's who get to hear about it...(y)

[Randetica]

^ mc moot.

[MC Moot]

^mi enojado pequeno elefante...:(

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm annoyed by having a cold and everyone being like, "are you sick? aw" and I'm like, "yeah bro, what does it look like? I'm coughing and my nose is all red". and everyone's like, "yeah, summer colds are the worst". well, they're really not, it's actually more painful to be sick when it's cold outside.

also, I got sick friday night but had to work all weekend. I get home on sunday and my roommate's like "you okay?" because I was grumpy, and I'm like, "yeah, I'm just sick". and she's like, "still?" and I'm like "yeah bitch, I just got sick like a day an a half ago." because like, I have an actual cold, I'm not just saying "I dun feel good" so I can lay in bed all fucking day and have an excuse like some people do. and then she's like, "yeah, I'm tired, I don't feel good either" and puts her hand to her head after she's done nothing all weekend. so I'm like, "sure you don't", meanwhile it was an effort for me to even be standing up. THEN, she fucking bought dayquil and started taking it because she thought she was getting sick. oh but, surprise, she wasn't, it was just allergies. which is also a joke, I've never seen or heard the girl sneeze in her life.

I'm also annoyed by my stupid ex boyfriend being so nice to me all the time now, and laughing at everything I say. I mean what is it, dickface? you like me or you don't? we can't be all buddy buddy best friends and not fuck, I'm sorry. I want the fuck part.

*snot*

[Randetica]

I'm annoyed by having a cold and everyone being like, "are you sick? aw" and I'm like, "yeah bro, what does it look like? I'm coughing and my nose is all red". and everyone's like, "yeah, summer colds are the worst". well, they're really not, it's actually more painful to be sick when it's cold outside.


you know whats sick?

we two always seem to be sick at the same time, no joke
but i once again got a throat inflammation instead

[paul jones]

not having a girl with tits suck on my cock or me saying hello to her vag.

now that's fucking annoying and also frustrating

[Audio.]

COLLEGE PARKING >:O

I got my math class this morning starts around 10am and I happen to be at school in my car around 9:30am. Looking around for parking is like finding a midget waldo in out of 10 million waldos in a page. I CANT FIND FUCKING PARKING. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I WANT TO PARK MY FUCKING CAR IN SPOT! PLEASE, it has been fucking an hour and a half of looking for parking spots and there is NO FUCKING PARK ANY WHEEEERRE! AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKERS WHO FUCKING CANT PARK PROPERLY TAKING TWO-TWO FUCKING SPACES! I CANT FIT A FUCKING CAR IN THAT TIGHT SPACE. Am I parking with a fucking bicycle? NO! Park RIGHT, stupid bitch.


end of rant?

[b i o n i c]

chicks named "piper"

what the fuck is that shit?

[MC Moot]

my zipper is stuck...like crazy stuck...breaking point kinda stuck...arghhhhh!...maybe the omish are right...:mad:

[b i o n i c]

yes, you should definitely want to wear a potato sack as pants instead

[Nuzzolese]

My peanut butter doesn't taste like fresh roasted peanuts.

[MC Moot]

^I'm leaning towards a kilt or a whisky barrel...(y)

[russhie]

my hoo-haa housemate moved out and I moved into a new place with the other girl I was living with. now hoo-ha ex-housemate wants to go out allllll the time with us because she's bored as hell living in the middle of nowhere with her parents and I hate tiptoeing through my own lounge on saturday mornings on my way to spin class because she didn't go home and it's the 3rd consecutive night she's spent on our couch

I think I hate the pressure of having to entertain her all the time :/

[hardnox71]

1. Never having enough money. And I'm not talking about extra spending money. I mean, like, food money, laundry money, bus card to get back and forth to work money. That shit is pissing me off.

2. The fact that I have emailed God knows how many resumes out in the last three weeks and the only calls I receive are from the cell phone company reminding me it's almost time to pay the fucking bill.

3. Arguing last thing at night and first thing in the morning. Can't. Fucking. Stand. It. Fighting right before I go to bed means that I will get no sleep because I have the habit of turning the argument over in my head a million times. And arguing right when I wake up.......well, that's just self explanitory. Fucks up my whole day.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

*the fact that it's only going to be 4pm right now. I want to get out of here already. This has been the longest week ever despite having Monday off, damn it. :mad:

*getting assignments last minute or being given a deadline that happens to be the same EXACT day the deadline is assigned, similar to the last minute assignments thing. All of these things assigned could have been fantastic quality instead of rushed and no one would be stressed out if others were just prepared (n). My own boss recognized and noted each time this happened to me this week and plans to regulate if it keeps happening because she too is bothered by it. I love my boss. I really do.

*Label whores. I don't get it. Sure, I've liked things made my particular designer labels before, but not due to the label itself. It was because I just liked the way it looked. I also get non-designer label things that are as cute if not cuter than designer shit. Give me flack for it all you want. At least I'm not the idiot that paid over $400-$1000+ for something hideous just for the name.

*After all the stress this week, not knowing what would make me feel better tonight is annoying. I've considered drawing, painting, drinking, video games, movies, dancing... and nothing sounds good. Not one thing. I even tried to work out for over an hour during lunch time (my boss let me take more than an hour because she knew I was pissed off, did I mention I love her?) and that didn't help. I hate being in moods where nothing satisfies me/makes me feel better. :(

[NicRN77]

I'm really getting annoyed with traffic lately. It seems no matter what time I leave for work I always get stuck in it.

[paul jones]

the shakes

I had some lagers last night and got up and the sun is shining so I go and mow the lawn but didn't have breakfast before so I'm shaking like a polaroid picture of mohammed Ali now

[hardnox71]

COLLEGE PARKING >:O

I got my math class this morning starts around 10am and I happen to be at school in my car around 9:30am. Looking around for parking is like finding a midget waldo in out of 10 million waldos in a page. I CANT FIND FUCKING PARKING. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I WANT TO PARK MY FUCKING CAR IN SPOT! PLEASE, it has been fucking an hour and a half of looking for parking spots and there is NO FUCKING PARK ANY WHEEEERRE! AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKERS WHO FUCKING CANT PARK PROPERLY TAKING TWO-TWO FUCKING SPACES! I CANT FIT A FUCKING CAR IN THAT TIGHT SPACE. Am I parking with a fucking bicycle? NO! Park RIGHT, stupid bitch.


end of rant?

Absolutely. Fucking. Hilarious. :D

[adam_f]

My old geology professor said our school didn't have a parking problem...it had a walking problem.

[funk63]

Big ten is a joke.... Ohio states and usc's offenses areterrible and purdue might beat Oregon? Btw nobody can touch Florida except maybe Alabama or Texas and they still lose but maybe not get blown out.

[Audio.]

Metal Music Video comment where some one talks bad about Rap as a whole. WTF does rap have in common with Metal to be talked about?!
SO FUCKING WHAT if you hate rap WTF does it have to be brought up for? NO ONE EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT RAP! Anyways I just wanted to know where was the track used in a episode not me wanting to know what is your opinion of Rap on a fucking Heavy Metal music video. Two separate things my friend and when you listen to rap you find it that it has a variety of types fucking retard.

People who get on top of shopping carts for the fun of it. DONT DO IT IN THE PARKING LOT. Just a week ago I seen some rockabilly kids messing around the parking lot in front of Kmart and accidentally hit a parked mini van. Some dude went to shout at them to get the fuck off the shopping kart. Shit was funny.

Having Pineapple on my fucking GOT DAMN PIZZA. I fucking hate that! Groooossssss.

[Audio.]

and being sick. :mad:


Seem like I'm gonna bust another vegetarian month.

[miss soul fire]

I've got the fluuuuuu!

Not the deadly kind though.:eek:

[paul jones]

pictures in the press of Amy Wino and her new tits

[MC Moot]

This idiot fuck stick who lives in my building and works for the roads department washed his tar laden work clothes in the buildings washing machine…I didn’t notice anything awry and washed a load of whites that are now thoroughly fucked…there’s gonna be some hassle when I catch up to him…:mad:

[Nuzzolese]

The head of the department where I work has always habitually said "greetings" when he, well, when he greets people. I think he does it to be cute and polite, and with him it is cute. But now my boss says it. And she doesn't just say it when she meets you, she starts emails with it. Her voicemail says it. She's so obviously copying him. And because of that, it's the absolute opposite of cute when she does it.

[Rock]

coughing. people coughing at work. people coming into work with fevers. people coming into work coughing and with fevers. people.

[Dorothy Wood]

when my boyfriend sends a group email about business matters and jokes around about wishing he could meet a beautiful woman to marry and have 50 kids with and live in [blank] and drive a [blank]. even though he tied it up with it being a MASH result, I'm pretty mad.

he thinks he's soooo clever. :mad:

[Bob]

coughing. people coughing at work. people coming into work with fevers. people coming into work coughing and with fevers. people.

mmm

[b i o n i c]

when my boyfriend sends a group email about business matters and jokes around about wishing he could meet a beautiful woman to marry and have 50 kids with and live in [blank] and drive a [blank]. even though he tied it up with it being a MASH result, I'm pretty mad.

he thinks he's soooo clever. :mad:

maybe he wants to have 50 kids with you?

oh... yeah, bad... HNNNNNGHHHHH

[jennyb]

Sounds of food being made and eaten... it's really becoming a problem. Getting worse with the years. A slosh of some liquid or a gurgle etc... ugh I wanna puke or punch the person who's making such noises. Don't even get me started with chewing noises. :( Kinda hard to live life without coming across such sounds. I need therapy.

[Gareth]

being halfway to becoming a patent attorney but still being 2+ years away from actually getting there.

[Dorothy Wood]

maybe he wants to have 50 kids with you?

oh... yeah, bad... HNNNNNGHHHHH

nah, he was just joking around and I was being sensitive. he made up for it, and I didn't even have to ask (y)

[Miho]

I despise my facial hair. It grows so quickly, and on that note, I despise shaving.

[MC Moot]

I bought a bag of oranges the other day and they’re not even fit for juice…they're all woody...which means they were probably frozen during transport...if you were here I’d probably throw one at you…nothing personal...

[Echewta]

The last 7 years.

[b i o n i c]

http://craphound.com/images/3919819005_b7420152f7.jpg

AGAIN with the fuckin pigeon toes! what the fuck is that shit

[paul jones]

The last 7 years.

the world is supposed to end in 2012 so make the most of the next 3(y)

[b i o n i c]

when people say, "thats hysterical" with a straight face

if its so fucking hysterical, why arent you fucking laughing

[Adam]

every-fucking-one :mad:

[gbsuey]

pictures in the press of Amy Wino and her new tits
Oh snap. But it's not the new tits that bother me, it's the FRECKLES. What's going on there????

[paul jones]

every-fucking-one :mad:

except Jedward,obviously (y)

[paul jones]

Oh snap. But it's not the new tits that bother me, it's the FRECKLES. What's going on there????

skin cancer?

[Gareth]

sandy: the snarky, incompetent and lazy court registrar who couldnt be fucked doing her job properly
i hope you get fired

[paul jones]

having to put the rubbish out

[MC Moot]

Ingratitude,greed,sense of entitlement…:mad:

[hpdrifter]

Ingratitude,greed,sense of entitlement…:mad:

Welcome to the holiday season!

[Echewta]

People that don't drive like me and working out like crazy and the next day, not being sore.

[MC Moot]

Welcome to the holiday season!



I know...I should be accustomed to it by now…Year after year, expected as it is,it’s still maddening…it’s the dregs and their drag on society that sets me off…not those in genuine distress and legitimate need,they are a pleasure to assist and serve…

[Randetica]

me being sick like a prick for more than a week now

[Audio.]

My McRibwich had onions.:mad:

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I'm annoyed by the person that worked my job before me. Asshole left no instructions for things that no one else knew how to do so as I learn, I am putting our fires and fixing things at the same time.

It is not fun. It's stressful. Lots of people come complaining to me about everything and I feel like I'm going insane.

I can't wait to have development meetings the next week or two to try and straighten this shit out so it's ready and runs SMOOTHLY during the next round (we couldn't do this before because we were in the middle of the muck and had to do it regardless).

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh.

Add to it that I have two huge canker sores inside of my cheeks that make it impossible to eat anything except super soft, tasteless bread. And even that hurts a little when I accidently chew too close to the sores. And because of the sores I cannot drink alcohol since it will make them worse.

Add to it that I missed my train home last night after working until 9pm so I had to wait over 20 minutes. I finally got to my stop, missed the bus I needed to avoid the 20 minute walk home (it was cold and I was tired) and the next bus didn't come for another hour. So I walked and was freezing and it just so happened that I started my period and didn't know I was going to so as I walked home I was bleeding all over myself.

I'm surprised I didn't cry last night.

HMPH.
:mad::(

[Randetica]

11th day sick

first a flamming throat then laryngitis and now bronchitis


where is our board nurse when you need her!

[Audio.]

ouch bronchitis! Got hog out that mucus :(

[Randetica]

ouch bronchitis! Got hog out that mucus :(

true but i hope im no total mess at christmas anymore

(tmi) guess i have angina too wtf! just spit out slime and it was yellow
hope i dont need to see a doctor

[Randetica]

i might have the swine flu

i hate being mainstream (n)

[paul jones]

i might have the swine flu

i hate being mainstream (n)

chicken soup.lots of chicken soup and saunas(y)

[Dorothy Wood]

instead of cleaning the litter box, my roommate just puts more litter in it. :mad:

[nodanaonlyzuul]

EW! what the hell?!

Smack that roommate with a pooper scooper.

[Ty Webb]

chicken soup.lots of chicken soup and saunas(y)
vit c , zinc, echinacea, no cigs, no booze, no meat.

[Dorothy Wood]

EW! what the hell?!

Smack that roommate with a pooper scooper.

yeah, it sucks. I wish I could. I've asked her in the past to help with the cleaning, but she never does it. I was like, "how about every tuesday? you can be like, 'oh, it's tuesday, time to clean the litter box!'". she agreed, but only did it for two weeks.

I was gone for about 5 days and hoped she'd clean the box, but she didn't. I emptied it this morning and it was filled with and inordinate amount of shit and piss...as she had clearly just poured more clean litter on top of the old stuff until it was a mountain of excrement. I shoulda cleaned it before I was gone, those poor kitties. :(

[Ty Webb]

teach the cats how to use a people toilet. it's probably on youtube.

[paul jones]

I've got an itchy right foot.Maybe as I have socks and slippers on.It might mean I will win the lotto tonight though.

[Dorothy Wood]

teach the cats how to use a people toilet. it's probably on youtube.


I would if I had two bathrooms. the roommate's cat already plays in the toilet and gets gross toilet water paw prints all over the seat. she'd probably poop in the toilet, then try to cover it up and splash water everywhere.

my lil dude would probably be too shy. he's smart enough though, he almost can turn on the water faucet.

[Echewta]

maltballs.

[Audio.]

Not enough good liquor in the United States.

[paul jones]

The electric shaver socket thing on the wall was buzzing so I got a screwdriver and turned one of the screws and the buzzing stopped.Nothing worse than having a wall appliance buzzing like a mad robotic bee.

[Randetica]

chicken soup.lots of chicken soup and saunas(y)

im a vegetarian and too poor for a sauna but im taking lots of vitamin c

[Lyman Zerga]

Big Brother

the german bb started tonight and once again they mostly let in plastic people and/or Z celebs

im missing the old bb days with next door people who had normal problems, now it's all about botox and extensions

btw falco's "daughter" was on the list aswell but they didnt choose her to move in, shes too good for that show anyway

i read her book and talked to her over fb a while ago, didnt expect her to do that at all

[ericlee]

Hymen Slurpa bumping up a thread that shouldn't have been bumped.:mad:

[Adam]

Derek Pee Hatin' on a message board because someone wanted to vent :mad:

[MC Moot]

A newly elected majority conservative government...:mad:

[Adam]

But you have a green MP right?

[MC Moot]

^true,true to look on the brightside...she's the party leader and carried her own seat,even though they didn't let her debate...also the Bloc Quebecois got crushed,so that's a good thing nationally speaking...(y)

[Adam]

Pretty much the best thing to come out of the last UK election was a green MP. And, although haven't seen it's effect yet I think it has promoted a few more people to actually think Greens can start scoring points in a worlds big business parliaments. UK have local elections on 5th May, fringe parties always score more and there is a lesser turnout but greens I think will show some gains as any other major 4th party have faulted (BNP, Ukip - like obviously racist parties rather than closet racist like conservatives).

[hardnox71]

I find it really annoying when I download new Firefox updates every so often and they keep changing everything around on my damn screen. The toolbar is always fucked up and the temperature isn't in the lower right hand corner like it should be. Happens every time.

[BBboy20]

I find it really annoying when I download new Firefox updates every so often and they keep changing everything around on my damn screen. The toolbar is always fucked up and the temperature isn't in the lower right hand corner like it should be. Happens every time.Firefox 4?

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its annoying having to search that save tabs option

[Lyman Zerga]

people who walk around and have conversations while brushing their teeth, stay in the bathroom and shut up


people who wear glasses as an fashion accessorize and not wear them cause they need them

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like PDiddy lol

[hardnox71]

Firefox 4?

Bingo!