damn, i have problems!

[beastieboysbaby]

not really...but...:( here's the deal..yes it's about a guy.

my mother, has a friend and he has a son who is 19 and damn, he is fuckin sexy, fun, good personality, [trust me, i don't just like him cause he's sexy...puhlease.] and shit, i don't know what to do! i like him soooooo much, and i don't know if he has a girlfriend. and i have never really dealed with guys before so i have no idea what to do.

advice please? how do i let him know i like him...:confused: without being too forward?

sorry...i just had to ask.

[mikizee]

cup his balls.

[beastieboysbaby]

not too forward??

i'll try it.

[mikizee]

There is not a man on earth who wouldn't like a girl to cup his balls.

[b i o n i c]

grow dreds!

[na§tee]

oh god mikizee, i loled.

bboybaby, seriously, just take it easy. FLIRT, you know? wait, how old you? is this 19 year old much much older (lol)? but hey, if it's not ILLEGAL, just flirt, he'll get the idea. if you don't know how to flirt.. um, i'm sure it'll come. or just fucking tell him. i normally get so tired with men not being able to read fucking obvious signs/being too unassertive to make the first move that i just tell them straight out. what's the worse that could happen? yadda yadda yadda. ehhhh life's too short.

and that's not a problem, sweetie : p chillaaxxx.

[ToucanSpam]

Aren't you like 15?

[beastieboysbaby]

oh god mikizee, i loled.

bboybaby, seriously, just take it easy. FLIRT, you know? wait, how old you? is this 19 year old much much older (lol)? but hey, if it's not ILLEGAL, just flirt, he'll get the idea. if you don't know how to flirt.. um, i'm sure it'll come. or just fucking tell him. i normally get so tired with men not being able to read fucking obvious signs/being too unassertive to make the first move that i just tell them straight out. what's the worse that could happen? yadda yadda yadda. ehhhh life's too short.

and that's not a problem, sweetie : p chillaaxxx.

i'm 15...BUT WHO CARES! age...is just a number. lol! yeah...i'm so fast with guys it's not even funny. i feel that i move to fast! cause i'm like you. i just like to go out and say it...but i don't want that to ruin anything. like make it awkward...i fuckin HATE when that happens. (n) thanks for the advice, YOU'RE GOOD!!

There is not a man on earth who wouldn't like a girl to cup his balls.

i might do it wrong..you know? i'm 15. and i don't know what the hell i'm doing.

[-T-]

Your like 14 or something right?? he's 19. Stay away. bad idea. If you flirt with him and he's into it(and he shouldnt be) its trouble. I know people who are in prison because of these situations.

[ToucanSpam]

If you're looking for opinions, I think getting involved with a 19 year old at your age is asking for trouble.

[beastieboysbaby]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i don't care i like him!

how the fuck could i stay away? no. i couldn't do that. sorry...(!)

[-T-]

15 gets you 20.

[ToucanSpam]

You'll get over him. Why don't you just find someone a little closer to your age? Going after a 19 year old at your age is a bad idea.


Also, LOL -T-(y)

[beastieboysbaby]

well..here's the thing. uh, i do talk to this dude who is my age..but older guys...so much better.

[mikizee]

Sorry I'm not about to teach a 15 yr old HOW to cup balls... thats also jail worthy. You're on your own, there.

[beastieboysbaby]

:eek::eek: good idea....i wouldn't want you to get in trouble!

i'll ask my mommy.

[Knuckles]

Please stop talking about ball cupping with beastieboysbaby.


He's too old for you kiddo. Go find someone your own age.

[Yetra Flam]

seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.

[beastieboysbaby]

i'm making people uncomfortable! :eek:

[Knuckles]

seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.
That about sums it up.

[beastieboysbaby]

seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.


so you're saying...if he does do something with me...he's a skeezy jerkoff!!?!?

...i'll find this out.

[Yetra Flam]

uhhhh jesus. don't come crying back to us.

[beastieboysbaby]

i probably will...

it bothers me if i don't do things that i REALLY want to do. i have to do it, no matter what happens!

[mikizee]

seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.

I concur with the above statement

[-T-]

seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.

Its the truth.


If he actually takes much interest in you, he's a d-bag. You may not think so now but Its just one of those things you learn as you get older. Its not the age gap its the physical and mental maturity difference.

[Yetra Flam]

beastieboysbaby, you can try to do the things you really want to do all you want. experience life. by all means, go for it. but i'm telling you that it probably won't end up well, and you're gonna end up all embittered and internet advice giving like me. i'm not pulling this out of my ass.

[beastieboysbaby]

beastieboysbaby, you can try to do the things you really want to do all you want. experience life. by all means, go for it. but i'm telling you that it probably won't end up well, and you're gonna end up all embittered and internet advice giving like me. i'm not pulling this out of my ass.

even though it might end up bad, are you saying i shouldnt' experience as much stuff as i would like to?

[Yetra Flam]

pah its up to you.

[beastieboysbaby]

:confused: that doesn't help me.

[-T-]

eh young girls have crushes on older guys all the time. She doesnt know what to try to do anyways;). We are all assuming this guy is a creep haha. He probably has no idea this girl likes him and will most likely be weirded out by it. I hope haha

[beastieboysbaby]

i don't want him to be weirded outttttttttttttt...i'm mature. i can fuckin handle him!

[Knuckles]

eh young girls have crushes on older guys all the time. She doesnt know what to try to do anyways;). We are all assuming this guy is a creep haha. He probably has no idea this girl likes him and will most likely be weirded out by it. I hope haha

Just in case I'm calling Chris Hanson (http://attorneygeneral.utah.gov/cmsimages/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg).

[LongDuckDong]

Why ask for advice if you're not going to listen to what people tell you?

This is a crime! You like him so much you would risk getting him in trouble with the law. That makes a lot of sense.

You need a babysitter.

[Yetra Flam]

i know a guy who is like 18/19 who was in a "serious relationship" with a 13 year old. i think she was like 12 when he met her. he's a piece of shit.

[-T-]

beastieboysbaby is actually a women in her mid 30's posting as a 15yr old girl to attempt to lure unsuspecting older men/women into "her" texas home.

thenBAM! (http://attorneygeneral.utah.gov/cmsimages/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg)

Of course around the same period of time mikizee disipears from the bbmb... hmmm..

[beastieboysbaby]

just cause i ask for advice doesn't mean i should take it.

what if it's bad advice...!?!!?

plus. age is just a number. in my opinion, i don't give a shit what the law says.

[-T-]

yeah it is a crime... its called statutory rape. If he is over 18 and your under 16... possible prison time. i know i know multiple people this has happend to.

[Yetra Flam]

plus. age is just a number. in my opinion, i don't give a shit what the law says.

thats something that paedophiles say

[beastieboysbaby]

i'm not a creep! damn!

[-T-]

plus. age is just a number. in my opinion, i don't give a shit what the law says

Your opinion sucks. The law doesnt give a shit what you think. lol

[ToucanSpam]

Listen to Yetra or whoever that is.

[beastieboysbaby]

Your opinion sucks. The law doesnt give a shit what you think. lol

that's okay with me.

FUCK THE LAWS. fuck the police too.

[monkey]

it's not about you personally, bbb. it's the fact that most of us have been both 15 and 19. We know how it is to have a crush at 15, but we also know how a 19 year old thinks.

You might be super mature, no one is taking that away from you. But a 19 year old is in a completely different mind-set. And if he's willing to date a 15 year old, he's not really worth your time, no matter how awesome you might be. He's too immature, as a 19 year old. His friends would give him shit for it, and his family may not approve.

Now, the best advice I can give you in a crush situation is to enjoy your crush but don't take it too seriously. Become friends with this kid if you think he's that cool. Learn from him. You might become good friends! And in a few years, the age difference wont be nearly as jarring.

[beastieboysbaby]

it's not about you personally, bbb. it's the fact that most of us have been both 15 and 19. We know how it is to have a crush at 15, but we also know how a 19 year old thinks.

You might be super mature, no one is taking that away from you. But a 19 year old is in a completely different mind-set. And if he's willing to date a 15 year old, he's not really worth your time, no matter how awesome you might be. He's too immature, as a 19 year old. His friends would give him shit for it, and his family may not approve.

Now, the best advice I can give you in a crush situation is to enjoy your crush but don't take it too seriously. Become friends with this kid if you think he's that cool. Learn from him. You might become good friends! And in a few years, the age difference wont be nearly as jarring.


wowwwwwwwwwwwww, you're good at giving adivce. THANK YOU. well this just sucks...oh well. i guess there's not anything i can do about it. BUT. i'm really friends with this kids dad anyways...so i don't know how that would work out? but i guess you're right...he probably has grls all over him already!!

[checkyourprez]

i doubt fellatio is illegal between a 19 and 15 year old. stick with that until you turn 18 and can have proper relationships.


man parents really need to watch what their kids are reading/looking at online i tell you.

[RobMoney$]

i don't give a shit what the law says.

Ahahahaaa. If only I had a dollar for everytime those words have come back to haunt me.

You know, I just discovered bbbaby was 15 thanks to this thread.
I have a daughter your age. Her BF just brought her over a dozen roses for Valentines Day tonight and I just realized I have never asked him exactly how old he is.

This thread has been more frightening to me than you'll ever know.

[Kid Presentable]

Before you fawn over him like he's Adam Yauch, consider for a minute why he isn't out banging 19 year old girls. Then take your 'stupid' glasses off, and put your patient pants on.

If you start out as the kind of girl who likes the idea of being molested by old dudes (in this case the age/maturity/physiology gap does make him old), you're going to begin on a slippery path in life. Or maybe not. But you're being a young dipshit, and I doubt you can even see it (akin to many a young dipshit both here and planet-wide).

Make sure dick and hymen only meet up in root down for now lol lol omg :o:o:o:(

[-T-]

Word i live by "you can look but you cannot touch"(y)

[TurdBerglar]

plus. age is just a number. in my opinion, i don't give a shit what the law says.

you stupid little twat.


a normally functioning 19 year should be interested in fat asses, tits, hips and thighs. if he's interested in an 15 year old bean pole that's still developing he's a complete douchebag or mentally fucked and would only be interested because he could manipulate the shit out of you.

[beastieboysbaby]

:eek: HAHAHAHAHH

y'all make me laugh.

shit....i'm just a silly teenager. i know.

[Yetra Flam]

If you start out as the kind of girl who likes the idea of being molested by old dudes (in this case the age/maturity/physiology gap does make him old), you're going to begin on a slippery path in life.



oh shit yes

[mikizee]

beastieboysbaby is actually a women in her mid 30's posting as a 15yr old girl to attempt to lure unsuspecting older men/women into "her" texas home.

thenBAM! (http://attorneygeneral.utah.gov/cmsimages/051107_chris_hanson_vsml_9a.vsmall.jpg)

Of course around the same period of time mikizee disipears from the bbmb... hmmm..

what are you insinuating?

[Kid Presentable]

sup yetra mayne?

[-T-]

what are you insinuating?

Your power went out for a couple weeks so you did not have access to a computer.

[mikizee]

hmmmm

[Yetra Flam]

sup yetra mayne?

yo yo yo

[funk63]

I'm gay bbb just let it go and stop PMing me with your dirty sex stories.

[beastieboysbaby]

don't try and act cool infront of the board members.

you LOVE my stories. and you know it.don't hide it.

[funk63]

Alright I admit the one with robot sex was pretty good.

[Audio.]

JAIL BAIT

please, leave the brotha alone. That last thing - okay this me talking- is having a teen go gah-gah on me. Why? Well, because its just a different mind set.

This is the reaction here, 'mmmm...eeerrrr.....eeehh....errr ugggghhh'. Sorry, but its best with someone more "developed" if you know what I mean...hopefully. I meant both physically and I guess mentally but most importantly in experience.

[Lyman Zerga]

this thread is fantastic

[russhie]

just cause i ask for advice doesn't mean i should take it.

what if it's bad advice...!?!!?

plus. age is just a number. in my opinion, i don't give a shit what the law says.

Look, you can bleat about how mature you are as much as you like, but the fact is, he's out of highschool (and possibly in college, or something) and you aren't. It's about being in different stages of your lives and it's this that will get in the way of being able to have a functional, awesome relationship (which is, I'm assuming, something you want).

You can be as mature as each other, love doing the same shit, whatever...but if your schedules and current ambitions don't mesh you've pretty much got fuck all hope of feeling valued and secure in a relationship, which is the whole point of having one, really.

As an example. I'm 24 and last year, for a time, I started seeing a boy who was 19, and it just didn't work. He was just starting his post-highschool study, I already had my bachelor's degree and was ready to start my career. We got along well, he was mature for his age, smart and nice and we both valued the same sort of things but ultimately it was me having to work alot and study and socialise at the same time that caused the whole thing to fall over - he didn't understand that I have to work hard in order to be successful, and he sure as hell didn't understand that in order to balance my study and work, I needed to be able to socialise with family and friends outside of work hours. Meaning I didn't always have time to see him when he wanted to (he had alot more free time than me).

I couldn't meet up with him in bars after work hours for a couple of drinks to unwind (which is typical of young professionals my age, in terms of dating, because it's convenient and doesn't interfere with your precious weekend leisure time, FYI) because he wasn't on his full license and couldn't have alcohol in his system while driving. Because we were at different life stages and had different current goals he couldn't comprehend why it was important to me to be able spend my spare time doing what I wanted, and not feel obligated to clock up hours with him just because he wanted it.

So, he constantly wanted to catch up on the weekend, when I wanted to go out, see my friends and family and run errands. The whole relationship was limited because we were at different stages of our lives and he got hurt because I just didn't "value" him (ie. have enough time to see him).

See how it's not just a number, or a legal thing? You're far better off getting involved (in whatever way you're interested in) with someone at the same sort of life stage as you. You wanted advice, you got it.

EDIT: also, Kid P is right. Why the fuck isn't he out banging girls his own age? If he can't pull someone who isn't young and naieve then he's clearly an absolute legend. gah.

[beastieboysbaby]

EDIT: also, Kid P is right. Why the fuck isn't he out banging girls his own age? If he can't pull someone who isn't young and naieve then he's clearly an absolute legend. gah.

he probably is! i don't know these things...i mean i don't talk to him about the girls he talks to and shit. he probably has lovely ladies all up on him everyday.

[cookiepuss]

ok...see age is just a number...as long as you're over the age of 24. But until then, I hate to break it to you, but age factors into the equation in a big way.

When I was your age I always lusted after guys much older than me. let me tell you how this will go down...you'll figure out how to flirt with him...he'll think it's cute and be flattered...he'll lead you on and you'll think he's actually into you...if he has a shred of decency though he's not going to sleep with you or date you because he knows you're too young and he could get in trouble. you'll call him...he'll never call you back. you'll cry. the end. (n)

just trust me on this.

[beastieboysbaby]

thanks for everybody's wise words!!!!!!!!!! (y) y'all are right...i'm still developing. he has pretty ass girls all up on him. i'm too young...blah blah blah. i get it :rolleyes:

fuck...all i want to say is...THIS SUCKS. so bad.

[Lex Diamonds]

OH NO. :(

If only Iraqi children could read this, they would realise how easy they have it! Life sux tbh :(

[beastieboysbaby]

you guys can be bastards sometimes...PADSTER.

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey, I'm only trying to help. If you realise how insignificant the problem is you won't be as upset/willing to be slutty.

[beastieboysbaby]

i do realize how stupid this problem is! and who said i was trying to be slutty? you're putting words in my mouth! i'm pretty sure everyone on these boards know that i post stupid pointless threads that nobody gives a shit about except me. :cool:

[kaiser soze]

would you date an 11 year old?

nuf' said...

no lol

[beastieboysbaby]

yeah good way to put it.

hell naw would i ever date an 11 year old!!

this thread was a success.

[Lyman Zerga]

ew dating 11 year olds

who wants those wrinkly old grandpas

[-T-]

would you date an 11 year old?

nuf' said...

no lol

Excellent!(y)

[AceFace]

honey one thing you need to learn is, just because you want it doesn't mean you really need it. it's called restraint.

maybe you need to take this opportunity to learn that lesson. he's too old for you. and if you did get involved... he'd be breaking the law and possibly be in a world of hurt.

you're a cute cute girl! i'm sure he's thought about it. but he's using that restraint, which is what you need to learn.

also, i understand about older men. they just always seem to be sexier.

stick with your guy that closer to your age... i promise you, he's more fun!

[Waus]

This all sounds familiar.

That's why my cousin pays child support to an handicapped baby, and the girl whose family won't have him around. Pays that child support out of lifeguard wages.

Don't do anything stupid - and don't put yourself in a position where he can do something stupid to you.

[beastieboysbaby]

well....i was just in the kitchen texting and taylor walked in and he went over to the pantry but it was like totally silence so i was wondering what he was doing and then i looked up and he was DEAD staring at me...then he looked away shyly when i saw him...what does that mean!! :confused:

[Knuckles]

He heard that fart you ripped.

[beastieboysbaby]

i would never show my face again :eek: NOT. it's natural. i don't give a shit!

[-T-]

hmmmm (http://oculosis.com/maraby/tmp/pedobear.png)

[beastieboysbaby]

i don't get it :(

[Knuckles]

i don't get it :(

and keep it that way young lady!

[Bob]

we've mentioned the fact that if he touches her, he goes to jail right? i assume so because it seems so important but this thread's still going and people are still giving out advice so maybe nobody has mentioned it yet

if you go after him and he goes for it, he's a sex offender for the rest of his life. haven't you ever heard the saying, "if you love someone, don't turn them into a child molester?" leave it alone, this isn't complicated jesus christ

[-T-]

beastieboysbaby=Jailbait

[beastieboysbaby]

we've mentioned the fact that if he touches her, he goes to jail right? i assume so because it seems so important but this thread's still going and people are still giving out advice so maybe nobody has mentioned it yet

if you go after him and he goes for it, he's a sex offender for the rest of his life. haven't you ever heard the saying, "if you love someone, don't turn them into a child molester?" leave it alone, this isn't complicated jesus christ



dude! wtf...nothing's going on...ever. i'm just saying i have a crush on this dude! and i just wanted to know what that whole little scenario was about...it was probably nothing though!

[LongDuckDong]

Next time, take a whiff.

[Yetra Flam]

oh jesus christ already

[beastieboysbaby]

alright! alright! i'm through, promise! :o

[Dorothy Wood]

re: the pantry staring, I think he probably figured out you have a crush on him, and he's just messing with you. or, if he's a good guy, he's probably just joking around because you're both teenagers in a house with adults and he was just teasing and trying to connect with you a little bit...as friends.


he's too old. one time when I was 17, a 24 year old wanted to take me to prom. at the time it seemed awesome, but in reality was disgusting and incredibly creepy. I didn't figure that out until I was out of high school though.

say you were in 9th grade and he was in 12th...it would be weird, but could be okay. I've known two couples who started that way, they didn't last and things ended weirdly for both couples because the younger person decided they were too young to settle down and needed to experience life.

but there's no way it's okay for a young high school girl to date a guy who's already graduated. for reasons russhie illustrated, basically.



my advice is to become friends with him, but admire him from afar and don't forget about boys your own age. have fun, be careful, if you think you have a deep everlasting connection with this dude, your friendship will endure and maybe later in life when you're both of appropriate age, you can see what sort of romantic options you have. the key is not to count on it though. just live your life and be yourself, figure out who you are, don't worry so much about what boys think, and they'll come to you.

[-T-]

and they'll come to you.

Unless it's Bob.

Sorry.:(

[hardnox71]

iit bothers me if i don't do things that i REALLY want to do. i have to do it, no matter what happens!

A lot of us were the same way growing up and have paid dearly for our mistakes over the years.

Listen to what these people are trying to tell you.

[Belt Parkway]

I french kissed a 15 year old chick when I was 19. I regretted it afterwards when I sobered up!

[funk63]

I french kissed a 14 yr old when I was 18 then took her virginity

[b i o n i c]

you people are sick.

[-T-]

This reminds me of something

The other day I was talking with my landlord to a building I rent and he was telling me about his nephew who lives with him. I guess he had this 15yr old girl who wanted him bad and he always declined.(he is 20) he flirted a little but thats it. Then he was at a party and was drunk she came and they ended going back to her house. Her mom caught them in the act of doing work.

She then got the cops involved all that BS. He ended up getting lucky and did not go to prison(yet) He moved with his uncle(150 miles away) and was on a tether and confined to his house for a few months and is on probation for a looong time. He just got a drunk driving charge, guys fucked now. Oh and the girl was a month from being 16.

I know another kid who lived near me. He is an year older then me. He was always kind of odd but nice enough. he never got in trouble but toward the end of highschool he started to. He got caught shoplifting and some other minor stuff. It was odd to wonder why he did that, he did not need to.

A year or so my friends show me the newspaper. He was caught with a person under the age of 12 or 13, he was 19 0r 20. he got up to 7 years prison.

I just tried to look on the sex offenders list in my area but he is not there anymore?

[beastieboysbaby]

yayyyyyyyyayayayay k cool.

[Bitchamachacha]

Back in my day, when the New Kids were hanging tough and everyone wanted to sing in jean jackets at the mall, I always turned to my handy dandy YM or Sassy magazines for squeaky clean love advice.

Boys are the devil. Understand? They are evil and make the hormones go whacky.


Just eat some chocolate and listen to Skid Row. That will chill the hormones and solve all of your problems.

[-T-]

^^^Skid row..... hahaha badass.

[mikizee]

Step one!!
we can have lots of fun..

[adam_f]

When I read the title, I assumed it was about vaginal issues.

[hardnox71]

When I read the title, I assumed it was about vaginal issues.

You mean you were hoping it was about vaginal issues.



fucking freak











Howya been, adam?

[beastieboysbaby]

i just got off tha phone with him.
he's dating a 15 year old.
haha.
but he says he needs to break it off since she's so young.

eh.
BUT!
he just told me to call him in an hour and a half to chill? :eek:(y)

[camo]

Stop being a cretin and stay clear of him. Seriously, does any of this not ring little alarm bells in your head?

[AceFace]

this thread makes me think of that creepy line in Question of Time by Depeche Mode.

"you're only 15... but you look good".

gives me the shivers when i hear that! (not good shivers)

[Belt Parkway]

i just got off tha phone with him.
he's dating a 15 year old.
haha.
but he says he needs to break it off since she's so young.

eh.
BUT!
he just told me to call him in an hour and a half to chill? :eek:(y)
Where the fuck are your parents?

[Nicodemus]

Somebody call the police!!!

[checkyourprez]

this thread makes me think of that creepy line in Question of Time by Depeche Mode.

"you're only 15... but you look good".

gives me the shivers when i hear that! (not good shivers)

(scared that his cock shivers. doesn't want to go to jail for catching boners over 15 year olds)

i get it.

[beastieboysbaby]

what's tha name of that depeche mode song!?
i love them.

[camo]

huh? Did you take in any of that shit?

[beastieboysbaby]

of course i did.