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Old 02-09-2009, 08:25 PM
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Thumbs down damn, i have problems!

not really...but... here's the deal..yes it's about a guy.

my mother, has a friend and he has a son who is 19 and damn, he is fuckin sexy, fun, good personality, [trust me, i don't just like him cause he's sexy...puhlease.] and shit, i don't know what to do! i like him soooooo much, and i don't know if he has a girlfriend. and i have never really dealed with guys before so i have no idea what to do.

advice please? how do i let him know i like him... without being too forward?

sorry...i just had to ask.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:26 PM
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cup his balls.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:27 PM
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not too forward??

i'll try it.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:28 PM
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There is not a man on earth who wouldn't like a girl to cup his balls.



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the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
teardrops on my ballsack.

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Old 02-09-2009, 08:28 PM
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grow dreds!



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:29 PM
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oh god mikizee, i loled.

bboybaby, seriously, just take it easy. FLIRT, you know? wait, how old you? is this 19 year old much much older (lol)? but hey, if it's not ILLEGAL, just flirt, he'll get the idea. if you don't know how to flirt.. um, i'm sure it'll come. or just fucking tell him. i normally get so tired with men not being able to read fucking obvious signs/being too unassertive to make the first move that i just tell them straight out. what's the worse that could happen? yadda yadda yadda. ehhhh life's too short.

and that's not a problem, sweetie : p chillaaxxx.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:38 PM
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Aren't you like 15?
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:40 PM
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oh god mikizee, i loled.

bboybaby, seriously, just take it easy. FLIRT, you know? wait, how old you? is this 19 year old much much older (lol)? but hey, if it's not ILLEGAL, just flirt, he'll get the idea. if you don't know how to flirt.. um, i'm sure it'll come. or just fucking tell him. i normally get so tired with men not being able to read fucking obvious signs/being too unassertive to make the first move that i just tell them straight out. what's the worse that could happen? yadda yadda yadda. ehhhh life's too short.

and that's not a problem, sweetie : p chillaaxxx.
i'm 15...BUT WHO CARES! age...is just a number. lol! yeah...i'm so fast with guys it's not even funny. i feel that i move to fast! cause i'm like you. i just like to go out and say it...but i don't want that to ruin anything. like make it awkward...i fuckin HATE when that happens. thanks for the advice, YOU'RE GOOD!!

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i might do it wrong..you know? i'm 15. and i don't know what the hell i'm doing.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:42 PM
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Your like 14 or something right?? he's 19. Stay away. bad idea. If you flirt with him and he's into it(and he shouldnt be) its trouble. I know people who are in prison because of these situations.
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If you're looking for opinions, I think getting involved with a 19 year old at your age is asking for trouble.

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Old 02-09-2009, 08:43 PM
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ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i don't care i like him!

how the fuck could i stay away? no. i couldn't do that. sorry...



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15 gets you 20.
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Old 02-09-2009, 08:46 PM
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You'll get over him. Why don't you just find someone a little closer to your age? Going after a 19 year old at your age is a bad idea.


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Old 02-09-2009, 08:49 PM
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well..here's the thing. uh, i do talk to this dude who is my age..but older guys...so much better.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:54 PM
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Sorry I'm not about to teach a 15 yr old HOW to cup balls... thats also jail worthy. You're on your own, there.



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Old 02-09-2009, 08:56 PM
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good idea....i wouldn't want you to get in trouble!

i'll ask my mommy.



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Old 02-09-2009, 10:02 PM
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Please stop talking about ball cupping with beastieboysbaby.


He's too old for you kiddo. Go find someone your own age.



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Old 02-09-2009, 10:06 PM
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seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.
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i'm making people uncomfortable!



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Old 02-09-2009, 10:08 PM
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seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:08 PM
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seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.

so you're saying...if he does do something with me...he's a skeezy jerkoff!!?!?

...i'll find this out.



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Old 02-09-2009, 10:10 PM
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uhhhh jesus. don't come crying back to us.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:11 PM
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i probably will...

it bothers me if i don't do things that i REALLY want to do. i have to do it, no matter what happens!



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Old 02-09-2009, 10:12 PM
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seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.
I concur with the above statement



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seriously, any guy that age that would try anything on with a girl as young as you is a skeezy jerkoff.
Its the truth.


If he actually takes much interest in you, he's a d-bag. You may not think so now but Its just one of those things you learn as you get older. Its not the age gap its the physical and mental maturity difference.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:16 PM
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beastieboysbaby, you can try to do the things you really want to do all you want. experience life. by all means, go for it. but i'm telling you that it probably won't end up well, and you're gonna end up all embittered and internet advice giving like me. i'm not pulling this out of my ass.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:23 PM
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beastieboysbaby, you can try to do the things you really want to do all you want. experience life. by all means, go for it. but i'm telling you that it probably won't end up well, and you're gonna end up all embittered and internet advice giving like me. i'm not pulling this out of my ass.
even though it might end up bad, are you saying i shouldnt' experience as much stuff as i would like to?



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Old 02-09-2009, 10:24 PM
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pah its up to you.
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Old 02-09-2009, 10:27 PM
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that doesn't help me.



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eh young girls have crushes on older guys all the time. She doesnt know what to try to do anyways. We are all assuming this guy is a creep haha. He probably has no idea this girl likes him and will most likely be weirded out by it. I hope haha
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