I look good on paper

[Echewta]

but I gotta work on my game.

[Randetica]

UAAOMC!

[HEIRESS]

I have no debt plus I have a proactive approach to problem-solving.

[b i o n i c]

you have no idea how hot that is

[mickill]

I look like this (http://www.vangoghgallery.com/catalog/image.aspx?fn=images/1364-1.jpg) on paper.

[Myu-to]

I look like this (http://www.vangoghgallery.com/catalog/image.aspx?fn=images/1364-1.jpg) on paper.
Sorry about your eye, bro.

This is how my cat looks on paper. (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2348789505_ed0a586a1e.jpg?v=0)

[mickill]

Yeah, I was running and accidentally clocked myself in the eye with my giant wang .

[Freebasser]

This is what a pauper (http://gorillaartfare.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hurri_hobo01.jpg) looks like on paper.

[kaiser soze]

I look good in diapers

[trailerprincess]

I look good with a pipe.

[jabumbo]

if you sent you're resume, i would certainly have a consideration in hiring you.