I look good on paper

[Echewta]

but I gotta work on my game.

[Randetica]

UAAOMC!

[HEIRESS]

I have no debt plus I have a proactive approach to problem-solving.

[b i o n i c]

you have no idea how hot that is

[mickill]

I look like this on paper.

[Myu-to]

Originally Posted by mickill

I look like this on paper.

Sorry about your eye, bro.

This is how my cat looks on paper.

[mickill]

Yeah, I was running and accidentally clocked myself in the eye with my giant wang .

[Freebasser]

This is what a pauper looks like on paper.

[kaiser soze]

I look good in diapers

[trailerprincess]

I look good with a pipe.

[jabumbo]

if you sent you're resume, i would certainly have a consideration in hiring you.