I am never having children because there's no way they will turn out as cute as any of the ones posted recently. NO DAMN WAY.
Cosmo screw you and your always cute hair
p.s. here's my sunday night
Booze
LoTR Risk
Our version of Guess Who? (asking questions like "Does your person look like a Nazi sympathizer?")
p.p.s. I lost Risk though my empire was mighty for most of the game, but it's okay cause I got laid a few hours later - not by any of the people in these photos though.