You might be An EXTREME REDNECK if...

[CrankItUp!]

You let you 14-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her children.

The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You think that a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey guys, hold my beer and watch this."

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your junior prom offered day care.

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded off its wheels.

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.

You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at The House Of Tattoos.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

You think getting the dishwasher loaded means getting your wife drunk.

[Medellia]

Originally Posted by snickermaltliquor

Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey guys, hold my beer and watch this."

"Hey watch this" is one of the most common final phrases. And it's not just rednecks either.

[jabumbo]

your message board user name is rosie cotton?

[Medellia]

Oh shut up.

[hardnox71]

you've ever taken a beer to a job interview.

your porch collapses and kills more than two dogs.

you mow your lawn and find vehicles.


Those are some of my favorites.

[Matt]

*plays a banjo*

hot today

*plucks a bad note, tunes banjo*

hot yesterday

[Medellia]

Mummy, I want a mullet!

[Ace42X]

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger...iredneck.shtml

[cosmo105]

...you laugh at the same premise for 15 years