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Old 09-26-2005, 10:53 PM
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there's this guy that works at this bar by my house sometimes and I've always had the hots for him, but I know that an acquaintance of mine has hooked up with him and likes him.

the other day, we were at said bar and he was there talking to said girl, and I went up to her and said, "who's this guy?" and she said, "this is so-and-so" and he shakes my hand and says, "I think we've met" and I said, "no, I don't think so" (because we haven't officially). He said, "I used to work here a lot" and I said, "ah yes, you have longer hair now", and he beamed his gorgeous smile and said, "so do you."

then said girl asked him a question and I left to mingle with others.

I think I should be allowed to ask him on a date. right? he is verra cute, and he noticed me. so I think I should be allowed to put my mouth on his mouth. right?

hmm. said girl wouldn't be too happy about it though.



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Old 09-26-2005, 10:56 PM
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hmm. said girl wouldn't be too happy about it though.
Get pregnant by him, then if she kicks up a fuss, you could accuse her of trying to deny your children their father.



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Old 09-26-2005, 10:57 PM
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If they are not a couple then he's fair game, Sark.

You live in Wicker Park, right? This has got to be one of the bars on Milwaukee Ave. Which one? I know quite a few people who work in the bars over there.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:05 PM
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I don't really go to bars on milwaukee ave, except sometimes Nick's if it's late night. the bar I'm talking about is on damen at division.

I figure he's fair game, but I don't want to step on any toes.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:07 PM
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you're always haveing these guy dilemas


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Old 09-26-2005, 11:11 PM
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I don't really go to bars on milwaukee ave, except sometimes Nick's if it's late night. the bar I'm talking about is on damen at division.

I figure he's fair game, but I don't want to step on any toes.
The one next to the gas station with the little tables outside?

The best way to make sure you don't step on any toes and there are no hurt feelings and all that shit that could possibly happen is to talk to your friend about it first. Don't say "Hey, you know that guy you like that works at the bar? Well, I'm moving in on him, bitch, so go away." Just ask "What's the deal with you two because this is what is going on with me and I wanna know which way to take this."

If she's cool with it then great. Everybody's happy. If she hasn't made any moves and she's pissed that you want to then that's too bad. You didn't go behind anyone's back so no one should feel cheated. You put it all out in the open and you can't be blamed for that. Handle your business.

That would be the best way to handle the situation. But that's just my opinion, of course.


edit-It just occurred to me how ridiculous it is that I have a completely sensible and logical answer for every problem in everyone's life except my own.

How fucking odd is that?



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:19 PM
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You know, I didn't even go to any bars when I was there. I'll have to do that the next time I'm up. And then I'll make the situation real easy for you, Ms. Sarky. I'll bang him so he won't belong to either of you.

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Old 09-26-2005, 11:19 PM
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I don't want to tell which bar, sorry.

I'm thinking I'll just rub my boob on him some time.

meh.

turd, maybe you should become a lesbian.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:22 PM
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I don't want to tell which bar, sorry.
What diff does it make? I don't know who the hell you are so it's not like I can pick out the right bartender and tell him that someone I talk to on a MB wants to do him. They would tell me that I have been overserved and escort me to the door.


But to each her own.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:29 PM
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I just don't want the general internet public to know where I hang out in real life, it's too personal.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:32 PM
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You know, I didn't even go to any bars when I was there. I'll have to do that the next time I'm up. And then I'll make the situation real easy for you, Ms. Sarky. I'll bang him so he won't belong to either of you.

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I went to one pub down the street from my hotel. Really wish I had gone to more.
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Old 09-26-2005, 11:45 PM
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I just don't want the general internet public to know where I hang out in real life, it's too personal.
No worries, girlie. Good luck with the situation.

btw-Did you go to that street fest thingy they had about a month and a half ago when they blocked off Damen and set up a stage right next to the park? I was there for a little bit but the music was just not me so I left. And there were too many damned people. Too crowded.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:51 PM
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nah, I didn't feel like it, I just went to an after-party.



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Old 09-26-2005, 11:58 PM
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Well lemme tell you watcha missed.........

*drumroll*

loud obnoxious drunk people.

But since you live in the neighborhood I'm sure you are familiar with the above morons.

Such a pain in the ass.

I used to live on Rush Street. Literally. Right across from the Barnes and Noble above the Corner Bakery. It kicked ass for about two months and then.....well, then it just became the most annoying place on the planet to be. The bottles breaking and the yelling and hooting and hollering and the walking out of your apartment onto the sidewalk and stepping in a fresh pool of vomit right in front of your door.

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Old 09-27-2005, 01:04 AM
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Why don't you just ask your friend if she has a problem with it?? Although if he's already fucked her I don't know why you'd be interested. I don't like stickin my lil man where my homie's have already been. Besides male bartenders are usually pretty dirty anyway



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"maybe you should become a lesbian" <---- fark yerh!! that's the way hehehe
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:11 AM
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I'd ask your mate if it's cool to hook-in first...? it's a respectful and honest approach. If she's into him (relationship wise), leave it alone.....otherwise go for it
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No worries, girlie. Good luck with the situation.

btw-Did you go to that street fest thingy they had about a month and a half ago when they blocked off Damen and set up a stage right next to the park? I was there for a little bit but the music was just not me so I left. And there were too many damned people. Too crowded.

I went to the fest...lots of good bands, but way too many drunk assholes.


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Old 09-27-2005, 08:12 AM
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I don't want to tell which bar, sorry.

I'm thinking I'll just rub my boob on him some time.

meh.

turd, maybe you should become a lesbian.
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