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Old 06-26-2008, 05:50 PM
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i am pondering the fact that busch/bush gardens could have been a fantastic euphemism, and also wondering how the oral sex you experienced is the most hilarious ever in the history of oral sex. that's got to take some beating. curious.

other than that - casual sex: i vote no. but each to their own, eh. whatever turns you on, as it were.



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also wondering how the oral sex you experienced is the most hilarious ever in the history of oral sex. that's got to take some beating. curious.
agreed. I am also curious. cause it's hard to laugh with a cock in your mouth.



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i am pondering the fact that busch/bush gardens could have been a fantastic euphemism, and also wondering how the oral sex you experienced is the most hilarious ever in the history of oral sex. that's got to take some beating. curious.

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i am pondering the fact that busch/bush gardens could have been a fantastic euphemism, and also wondering how the oral sex you experienced is the most hilarious ever in the history of oral sex. that's got to take some beating. curious.

other than that - casual sex: i vote no. but each to their own, eh. whatever turns you on, as it were.
Hahaha, well I'm glad you like the Busch Gardens metaphore. But the oral sex... to make a long story short we had gone out to eat at this place where I ate cajun fries, and came back and were foolin around and I went down on him, and first of all, he was talking to me the whole time and its like... I can't really respond to your questions right now... so I found that amusing, but then apparently I still had cajun seasoning on my hands and got it all over him, and eventually just broke down laughing and was like, dude, it tastes like cajun fries, and we both had a laugh, and I got back to work and had him sorta... all the way back there, you know and he was diggin it and finished pretty quickly like that, and it felt like it went the wrong way. Not like i swallowed and it went the wrong way, like it got shot full force in not the direction it should have gone. I make sure he's all done with that and get off him, and he was like, wow... wow... you should really be proud of yourself... and then kept saying things to that effect, like how awesome it was, but I thought it was funny that he said I should be proud of myself, and then also I thought it was funny that it went the wrong way and I had jizz in my nose....

and then I woke up this morning and had a stuffy nose and was like, WTF am I getting sick? and i went to blow my nose, and yeah..... I think some of it was regular snot from my nose being like wtf is this shit? but I definetly blew jizz out of my nose. It felt like it was all in my sinuses and shit.

Between the cajun seasoning, him trying to carry on a conversation, telling me I should be proud of my work, and cum up my nose, I just thought the whole thing was pretty funny.

I would normally vote no for casual sex, but this I think did me some good. TBH I think that I sort of actively avoid relationships based on that I'm scared to get naked/have sex with people... I mean as part of it, so its like, oh i cant talk to that boy that I like that likes me back cause he'll want to have sex with me and I can't do that. I've known this guy for awhile... its kinda weird, we only have hung out a few times. He lived here, and we hung out like two or three times, and then he moved like two hours away but we kept talking online most days, and this was the first time I'd seen him in forever, and I think we both just had an unspoken agreement that this was gonna happen. And now I feel like all, "ohhhh I like him" but I think im just doing that girl thing that girls do when they sleep with someone. Anyways, I really wish I could talk to him but he went from my place bakc home to go to work only to leave after work for florida.... so I wont here from him for several days at least.

I feel pretty accomplished for having managed to have sex with someone. And apparently I should be proud of my blowjobs.



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Old 06-26-2008, 11:14 PM
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Oh yeah, but with regards to the kissing.... he's a weird guy and you can say pretty much anything to him and he doesn't give a fuck, which is actually pretty cool... I mean not like he doesn't give a fuck about anything but he doesn't get awkward/embarrased. So I just straight up asked him today about that, like, how that usually worked with the kissing, and he was like yeah, kissing is too personal for that kind of thing, nothing against you, it's just a no. I kinda figured that. So I guess at least we were on the same wavelength. He's a manslut.



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Old 06-26-2008, 11:16 PM
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:21 PM
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You should be able to kiss. No kissing is a porn rule. Sexy-mouth-fuck kissing is integral to a good experience, and the difference between kissing a fuck buddy and somebody you love should be pretty apparent in the act itself.



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Old 06-26-2008, 11:25 PM
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meh... i felt weird kissing him... he felt weird kissing me... i wanted to but i guess it just wasn't gonna happen.

in all honesty its been much longer since i made out with anyone than it has been since i had sex with someone, and i feel like i dont know how or something. i dunno. i didnt know how to make that move. i didnt know really how to make any of the moves. i sort of left him in charge of things. second guy i've been with, after a pretty long hiatus, i didnt really know what to do with myself in geneareal.



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It's amazing how mashing pelvi is less intimate than kissing. I guess it's true for the majority, I'm just more of a all-in type of fellow I spose.



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Old 06-26-2008, 11:30 PM
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:33 PM
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I feel pretty accomplished for having managed to have sex with someone.
it's really not that much of an accomplishment, my dear. i wouldn't try to lump any sense of self-worth on the act of penis in vagina. it really is quite simple.

you do remember how to kiss, and you do know how to make those moves.

i think it sounds like you're not having the kind of sex you want to be having, and that is sort of sad.
if a guy didn't want to kiss me, i'd kindly ask him to wank into some other vessel.



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I kinda fell into a weirdness with this with the crush boy, or LAid as my friend calls hims. Cause it was definitely a friends with benefits thing but yeah like once afterwards we started watching a movie on his laptop and it seemed like cuddle time but it was awkward because cuddling is so much more "couple-y" to do. :/

man i love making out though that sucks that you missed out on that part.



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it's really not that much of an accomplishment, my dear. i wouldn't try to lump any sense of self-worth on the act of penis in vagina. it really is quite simple.

you do remember how to kiss, and you do know how to make those moves.

i think it sounds like you're not having the kind of sex you want to be having, and that is sort of sad.
if a guy didn't want to kiss me, i'd kindly ask him to wank into some other vessel.
i know sex =/= self worth. im not one of those girls. its just, i have some serious issues with body image and, well, just serious issues, and i really thought that i would not be able to have sex with someone even if i wanted to because of it. i feel accomplished that i overcame my fears i guess would be a better way to put it, not that someone put penis in vagina. i feel like they "hey... that was easy... that wasn't bad at all" was good for me.

as for me not having the kind of sex i want... yeah the sex wasn't that great, but i actually did have a really great time with the guy while he was here and all around it was a nice experience. and i dont think there will be a repeat of this, at least not any time soon, so its not like a recurring thing that i keep going out having emotionally unfulfilling sex on a regular basis. i like the guy, but i by no means want to have a relationship with him for a number of reasons, so it's not like he took advantage of me. we both knew it was just sex going into it. hell i'd be alright with this becoming a regular thing, as no doubt the sex would improve with a greater level of comfort and practice with each other, but he lives too far away. i dont think theres really anything sad about it. i wanted to sleep with the guy and i did, i just had never done anything like that before and felt a bit confused about it afterwards.



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there are a few people on the board whos sex stories i dont want to read cause i cant (dont want to) imagine them having sex and inh is one of them


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ya, the kissing thing is kind of weird. I mean, I guess you were making out with his weiner. I feel like that idea only came from Pretty Woman. ha.

I've only done sex without kissing once when I was really sick, but my ex and I found ourselves in outrageously romantic situation and really wanted to bang. even then, there was still neck kissing. man. I miss that guy.


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i mean my ex never really liked kissing so i guess im not really used to the whole kissing thing. he was a dick though. so its been a long ass time since i kissed anyone and even then it wasn't a very common thing. eh, i dont know how kissing works or something.

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Yeah, kissing seems like an integral part of the whole 'having great sex' experience. I can only imagine boys knocking back a makeout sesh after you've blown them - and even then they'll still kiss you if they're worked up enough.

I think no kissing/hugging with casual shit is stupid - the best thing about the last guy I slept with is that we make out before/during/after and then I pretty much sleep in his arms for the remainder of the night. We both like being single, so are keeping it casual, but that doesn't mean we can't do shit that feels nice. There's no way a boy gets into my pants without some making out action first.
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Yes, I really like kissing. I hope I'm good at it.

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Hmmm. I had always thought that kissing on the lips during the act would lead to a busted lip or something? Maybe I'm just rough. Regardless, better that it got in your nose than in your eye. Or ear.



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