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Old 10-07-2008, 11:46 AM
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/7654267.stm

Monkey working in a Japanese restaurant.


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Old 10-07-2008, 11:47 AM
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they masturbate too
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Old 10-07-2008, 11:55 AM
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Ahahaha!


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Old 10-07-2008, 12:00 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN3L...eature=related


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Old 10-07-2008, 12:14 PM
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Truly, we humans are masters of the planet.

Is there any greater accomplishment than performing animals?


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Old 10-07-2008, 12:17 PM
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thats kinda fucked up. i think one could argue that the penguin and monkies get some enjoyment out of preforming tasks, but im pretty sure the horse and the tiger both hate that. well the horse looks ok. but the tiger? i mean come on.


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Old 10-07-2008, 12:24 PM
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Yes, but the audience enjoy it.


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Old 10-07-2008, 12:44 PM
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Truly, we humans are masters of the planet.

Is there any greater accomplishment than performing animals?
Man, why would a tiger ever ride a horse? They can run super fast already.
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the first video totally made my day. I had my hands clasped together infront of my face squealing while I watched it.


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Old 10-07-2008, 01:05 PM
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all it needs now is a clapping monkey on top of the tiger and then I would be entertained.


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Old 10-07-2008, 01:18 PM
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yano those are maCOCK monkeys
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Old 10-07-2008, 01:30 PM
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I think that monkey should set his sights a little higher than the service industry...


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Old 10-07-2008, 02:43 PM
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there are monkeys that work as prostitutes so why shouldnt be this possible too


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ahhh monkeys

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No shoes? what is this world coming to?!


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Old 10-10-2008, 11:26 AM
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stranger: I FUCKIN LOVE MONKEYS!!!
they are pretty awesome
If I ever get married, I'd totally make a monkey the best man at my wedding
The world is not yet ready to have me actually marry a monkey
But there are no laws governing best men, I guess
Maybe the monkey couldn't be a witness
Maybe the monkey couldn't be a witness
But it can still fill a ceremonial role
And on the wedding night, I'd probably fuck the monkey before I fucked my bride
(I like monkeys)
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:37 AM
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monkeys are just a bunch of cheap human rip-offs

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Old 10-24-2008, 08:50 AM
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LATEST MONKEY NEWS FLASH:

MONKEY RIDES A SEGWAY

http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ


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Old 10-24-2008, 09:18 AM
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good lord that was the coolest thing I've seen in a long while. they already had me when they dressed up the monkey with a little pair of coveralls awwwwww my entire fucking day has been made 300 x more awesome.
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Old 10-24-2008, 11:58 AM
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awesome,gracias...this thread has the potential to be the bestest thread ever...keep it up...even the chimp is smart enough to wear a helmet...


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