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Old 09-06-2009, 02:15 PM
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Unhappy I don't know how to flirt.

I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12.

Tell me how to flirt, plz.



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Old 09-06-2009, 02:28 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

that's how I do it. So I couldn't tell you.

There has only been twice in my life that I was able to flirt outright with someone. Both times I was drunk. And to the second one I said he was cute, but then I dropped the flirting then I started the flirting via punching thing.

He is now my boyfriend though so maybe a little of both complimenting and being a 12 year old works okay.

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Old 09-06-2009, 02:35 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

It's easy. Walk up to a guy you like (me for example) and put your tongue in his mouth.
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:04 PM
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I'm shy around boys I like and generally don't initiate conversation with them, often times I avoid eye contact because I don't want them to think I'm staring at them. If and when we do interact, usually I just pick on them which sometimes leads to punching and/or throwing things at each other. I am 12.

Tell me how to flirt, plz.
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:16 PM
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i don't know how to flirt either and it sucks extra because guys are expected to make the first move which i'm not known for doing

try defying a gender role or two ladies, geez
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:20 PM
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I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.


ladies, a lot of blokes will talk to a woman thinking she was flirting with them and actually she was thinking " i wish this twat would piss off" what i am trying to say is that being yourself is a good start and that blokes know fuck all really. it doesnt matter if ladies get a bit tongue tied, well not to me anyway



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:23 PM
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Yeah, most of us will consider talking with a girl to be flirting.



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:30 PM
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for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners
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Old 09-06-2009, 04:33 PM
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for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners
I presume you respond to those two questions with "Time to get it on, baby!" and "Let me show you the way to the bathroom of love." respectively.



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:38 PM
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for example, pick-up lines such as "excuse me, do you know what time it is?" or "do you know where the bathrooms are?" have been known to give me boners
But when you answer those questions you are probably thinking about not makin yourself look a twat and make a good impression in case you bumped into the lady again.



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Old 09-06-2009, 04:40 PM
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I presume you respond to those two questions with "Time to get it on, baby!" and "Let me show you the way to the bathroom of love." respectively.
i just take my pants off and say "OK!"
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:10 PM
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take improv classes.

Seriously it has improved my flirty banter x100



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:12 PM
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i just take my pants off and say "OK!"
Oh, you!



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:13 PM
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take improv classes.

Seriously it has improved my flirty banter x100
I'm going to start taking boxing lessons. Hopefully that will curb my need to punch dudes whose weiners I want to touch.



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:16 PM
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I think you ladies are giving men too much credit with regards to their complexity.
So are you saying I shouldn't be worried and that these fellas are aware that I'm flirting with them?



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:18 PM
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the only times i'm ever sure that a woman is talking to me and not flirting with me is when she uses the phrase "my boyfriend" and even then it depends on the context
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:21 PM
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i hope there is an austrian version of bob somewhere, some lonely and love hungry dude

i would bang the fucking guts out of him



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:22 PM
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See, Bob.

That's flirting.



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:44 PM
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All we really need is a bit of eye contact, and a bit of a chat.

I'm not saying that we're easy but a girl showing interest in the first place is a flattering enough prospect in it's own right.
So wait, are you saying dudes think that every girl who looks at them and talks to them is flirting with them?



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:46 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

Maybe not flirting, but the guy is definitely thinking about how you may be interested in him, is imagining you with no clothes on, what kind of breakfast you cook and whether you cry easily.



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Old 09-06-2009, 05:47 PM
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:52 PM
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Sweaty



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:24 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

I went out of town earlier this year with my brother and we stayed at his friend's house for the weekend. On the second day, I went into brother's friend's room while he was taking a nap and started kissing and groping him. Dude was totally taken by surprise because we had spent like 36 hours together at that point and he had no idea I was into him. That's how bad I am at flirting. but also because he went on to say that me laying it on thick like that was the sexiest thing that had ever happened to him.

I don't know why I told that story.



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:27 PM
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They way you tell it sounds kind of creepy.



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:28 PM
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I knocked first...is that better?



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:30 PM
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Default Re: I don't know how to flirt.

More importantly, did he knock you up?



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:31 PM
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No. We did the heavy petting, no p in v.



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Old 09-06-2009, 06:33 PM
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