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![]() Oh... You are rubbish at flirting
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![]() not necessarily that they are, but that they might be
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![]() I will punch the back of your knees.
...BUT WHAT WILL IT MEAN IF I DO?? ![]() |
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![]() Are we doing it now?
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![]() I see.
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![]() Are Mickill and I doing it?
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![]() You make the relationship the two of you have sound so cheap when you say it like that.
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#41
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![]() Yes, we're distant soul companions.
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![]() I wish I knew how to fly
like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food
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![]() Well obviously not, I'm just saying that it's a key element in the process.
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![]() Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:
eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility smile = she is DEFINITELY interested hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis You shouldn't have to try very hard.
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![]() physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis
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![]() Only 50% of the time. But the other half of the time does = DEFINITELY getting some creamer action.
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![]() Life would be so much easier if sexual assault and flirting were the same thing.
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You guys are totally giving away too many Man-Code secrets here. Women aren't supposed to have this kind of knowledge or they might use it to their advantage!
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![]() 1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ??????????? 3. profit |
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![]() I have found letting loose some giggles during conversation seems to go over well.
other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie ![]()
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![]() Maybe that's why I didn't get a ticket that night...
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I will not let these two amazing posts go ignored. |
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![]() I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.
he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure. i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.
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![]() Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.
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![]() yeah but if he does that it means he's gay
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![]() no it really is that bad. i said "anywaysss, bye" where the bye trails off and your voice gets really bass-y. the rest of the message was in a high pitched LI-girl voice. it was bad.
being a nun is an interesting consideration.
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