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Re: I don't know how to flirt.
Oh... You are rubbish at flirting
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#32
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Re: I don't know how to flirt.
not necessarily that they are, but that they might be
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#33
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I will punch the back of your knees.
...BUT WHAT WILL IT MEAN IF I DO?? |
#34
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Are we doing it now?
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#35
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I see.
Being a guy must be annoying. |
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Re: I don't know how to flirt.
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#37
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#38
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I tried to flirt.
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#39
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Are Mickill and I doing it?
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#40
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You make the relationship the two of you have sound so cheap when you say it like that.
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#41
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Yes, we're distant soul companions.
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#42
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I wish I knew how to fly
like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food
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#43
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Well obviously not, I'm just saying that it's a key element in the process.
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#44
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Most guys read a girl's cues quite liberally:
eye contact = she is DEFINITELY a possibility smile = she is DEFINITELY interested hello = she DEFINITELY wants the penis You shouldn't have to try very hard.
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#45
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physical contact = you're DEFINITELY about to touch my penis
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#46
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Only 50% of the time. But the other half of the time does = DEFINITELY getting some creamer action.
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#47
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Life would be so much easier if sexual assault and flirting were the same thing.
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You guys are totally giving away too many Man-Code secrets here. Women aren't supposed to have this kind of knowledge or they might use it to their advantage!
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1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ??????????? 3. profit |
#50
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I have found letting loose some giggles during conversation seems to go over well.
other than that your signature move of wearing a skirt with a slit in the middle seems to work like a charm mon amie
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#51
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Maybe that's why I didn't get a ticket that night...
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#52
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I will not let these two amazing posts go ignored. |
#53
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I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.
he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure. i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.
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#54
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Re: I don't know how to flirt.
Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.
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#55
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yeah but if he does that it means he's gay
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#56
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no it really is that bad. i said "anywaysss, bye" where the bye trails off and your voice gets really bass-y. the rest of the message was in a high pitched LI-girl voice. it was bad.
being a nun is an interesting consideration.
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