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Old 03-04-2010, 03:36 PM
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good chin-fucking
I had that with Egg fried rice last night.


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Old 03-04-2010, 07:03 PM
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Battery Park?


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Old 03-04-2010, 07:42 PM
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I had that with Egg fried rice last night.
I had the cream of sum-yung-gi.


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Old 03-04-2010, 08:27 PM
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Old 03-04-2010, 09:18 PM
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I had the cream of sum-yung-gi.
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Old 03-05-2010, 07:39 AM
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alright assholes, I don't have a giant bush, and his beard is soft. It's not an issue. You guys do realize that eating pussy doesn't mean rubbing your chin all over it, right?
alright alright i can tell that this is a sensitive area to ask about, i didn't mean to rub you the wrong way. sorry to make you sore
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:47 AM
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It's a prickly issue Bob, but there's no need to come to such rash conclusions.


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Old 03-05-2010, 12:33 PM
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Your man there is 6'8". A giant among men. Here is his wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Davies

Very funny he is.
Ah, I thought I recognised that guy. I saw him on mock the week, standing next to Lucy Porter. Freakish.
But yeah, he is a very funny man.


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Old 03-05-2010, 12:41 PM
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sorry guys, I just bristle at the thought of discussing my sex life.


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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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Old 03-05-2010, 01:26 PM
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You just clam up, eh?


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Old 03-05-2010, 02:21 PM
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I thought nothing could top the video from last week but this exchange has made my Friday. Way to kick it off with a bang, Bob.

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alright alright i can tell that this is a sensitive area to ask about, i didn't mean to rub you the wrong way. sorry to make you sore
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It's a prickly issue Bob, but there's no need to come to such rash conclusions.
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sorry guys, I just bristle at the thought of discussing my sex life.
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You just clam up, eh?


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wake me up before jabumbo
jabumbohemian rhapsody
lolkats the way ah-ah-ah-ah i like it
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Old 03-05-2010, 03:01 PM
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I thought nothing could top the video from last week but this exchange has made my Friday. Way to kick it off with a bang, Bob.
To be honest I think these jokes are a whisker away from being in very poor taste.


some noise what I made

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Old 03-05-2010, 04:28 PM
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You certainly weren't stuble with what you needed to say to her rirv


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Old 03-05-2010, 05:20 PM
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it was far from cunning
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:41 PM
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Minge.


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

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Old 03-05-2010, 06:51 PM
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Minge.
Nice.


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Old 03-08-2010, 01:04 AM
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w/ Rob Corrdry after wrapping Childre ns Hospital, produced by David Wain!

I got to intern on this show. So much fun. I also got to see Henry Winkler on a regular basis. And Jon Hamm once. (swoon) I LOVE HOLLYWOOOOOD


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Old 03-08-2010, 01:29 AM
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robbys a funny dude.
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Old 03-08-2010, 10:04 PM
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i'm the one kicking.
first time in a muay thai gym so my technique isnt the best
Muay thai rules! I'm into boxing, but I still have a lot to learn. Hihihihi!


"It smells like ass soup in here!"

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Old 03-11-2010, 07:23 PM
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w/ Rob Corrdry after wrapping Childre ns Hospital, produced by David Wain!

I got to intern on this show. So much fun. I also got to see Henry Winkler on a regular basis. And Jon Hamm once. (swoon) I LOVE HOLLYWOOOOOD
Clowns scare the shit outta me. No, srsly. :|
And of all those people you mentioned I only know Henry Winkler, but he's pretty damn cool.
I think it's so awesome how far you've come in the past couple of years. You went from 'lil miss Utah to Hollywood Mistress. Kickass!

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Laptop webcam testage!


Hullo! Greetings from Vark as well.


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Old 03-15-2010, 03:33 PM
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Old 03-15-2010, 08:56 PM
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Jizer
Are the people who named this having a laugh?


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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 03-16-2010, 02:56 AM
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Are the people who named this having a laugh?
I needed a chain cleaner for my bike, the girl I asked about it recommended this and the name just sold it. We had a giggle about it - I'm sure she loves it every time a hairy biker guy walks in to buy jiz from her
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:27 AM
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I thought we were laughing at the name Swarfega.
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Old 03-16-2010, 03:49 AM
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So I thought it'd be some weird translation but Swarfega is a company from Derby, UK according to wiki.

So yes, the Jizer is probably an in-joke from the factory at the way it comes out or something - maybe? Well, it made a sale on me anyway.
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Old 03-17-2010, 12:26 PM
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these probably should be in the drunk thread, but looking at my photos with friends I realize we look like a United Colors of Benetton ad. Except the being anorexic thing.




Also some tattoo artist in Kentucky made a painting of me! Crazy. But it looks really cool:



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Drowning in labia.

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Old 03-17-2010, 12:33 PM
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thats really cool ^ what a great gift


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Old 03-17-2010, 03:04 PM
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seedy underbelly of Phila
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Old 03-17-2010, 04:26 PM
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looks like more of the underbreast sailor.


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