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View Poll Results: Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos? | |||
Yes | 3 | 17.65% | |
No | 11 | 64.71% | |
Only with Echewta | 3 | 17.65% | |
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll |
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Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos?
Best nachos you've ever had in your life. Loaded with the works. Giant plate. 20 minutes. Present-day Nic. Full Eye contact.
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Does not compute.
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#3
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even though it's the best plate of nachos ever they're still nachos....
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I'd give one to Betty White for some great nachos + a great bloody mary, surewhynot
Something tells me Nic Cage wouldnt let you off so easy, probably want you to eat them off his dick or someshit |
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what? no
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#6
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I'm eating nachos right now!
he said he'd never tell. |
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what's an HJ? if it was Raising Arizona era Nicholas Cage i'd do pretty much what he wanted-no nachos required. oh, just re-read full post. present day...no...whatever it is
and oh again--it's a hand job right? still no, i don't even like nachos |
#8
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No, but I would definitely have the best time watching Echewta do it.
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#9
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Bruce Willis, yeah. And I don't even like nachos.
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#10
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Only if Con-Air is also playing in the background
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#11
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I'd hoop a hot pepper up his bum hole
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eww!
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#14
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Can I film it and extort it for money? Or at least decent food?
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#15
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the full eye contact thing is what makes this a 'no' for me...
although i voted "only with echewta" |
#16
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for me it was the part where i jerked off a guy for some nachos
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#17
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Would I want some nachos that bad? No. Not even as bad as Nick wants his chocolate cake.
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#18
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So I guess you answered "yes" then, eh?
What would you do for some chalupas? |
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#20
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who the fuck makes those things!
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#21
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Lots of Mexican restaurants make nachos. Some of the best nachos I've had were at Lupe Tortilla's and Herbert's Taco Hut in San Marcos. |
#22
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What's your fastest time for completing a HJ? From flaccid to ejaculation.
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#23
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Quote:
You should think before you share your ideas. I bet cosmo is running around with a stopwatch giving handjobs to strangers just to see how she can do it. |
#24
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Back for the first time in forever and this is my re-insertion thread? Ouch!
Only if the nachos are made with head cheese.
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#25
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Quote:
Joke?
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#26
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i think its funny how the media has it that he was so drunk he didnt know where he lives. i think he was vacationing somewhere and thought he was renting one place and his girl said it was the place next door.
he's a mean drunk.. i liked adaptation |
#27
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Best.
Poll. Ever. And no. I would not. I wouldn't want Mister Cage's man-funk all over my fingers. And nachos make the poop hole burn. |
#28
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I hate Nick Cage, and Howie Mandel for that matter; I wish their D's ill.
Last edited by like2_drink : 04-23-2011 at 01:45 PM. Reason: Mandel doesn't even spell his name Mendell; the fuck! |
#29
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I thought I was... |
#30
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Nachos and hjs are appetizers. Nicholas cage is at best a wet kiss and a meal replacement shake.
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