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Old 05-20-2012, 06:43 AM
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Well it all started at noon, lunch and a few Gunnies. Then 1 o’clock tee time for a tournament, 4 man scramble, and several more Gunnieses and the golf is over at 6. Since were playing at a casino, I decide to pulse out $100 and go play some poker before I get home. I role in at 8pm and I am still pretty loaded.

My wife has been pissed all day because I posted a picture of the golf crew on facebook. My wife rips into me when I walk in the door and it went something like this… “What in hell are you wearing? You don’t wear that shirt with those shorts!!” and the bitching lasted about 20 minutes. The whole time I am sitting there thinking to myself “this is awesome, getting bitched at for my clothes, this is why I love my wife.”

Then I went in took a shower and there she is waiting for me in bed like I won a prize or something and the shit is on. Just seems like beer, golf and poker go down a little easier if my clothes don’t match.



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Old 05-20-2012, 02:21 PM
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Cool story, bro.
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Old 05-20-2012, 07:52 PM
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Congratulations?
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:36 PM
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OK I give up, what is a Gunnie?
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Old 05-21-2012, 02:01 AM
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Way to deflect, hats off
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Old 05-23-2012, 06:50 AM
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OK I give up, what is a Gunnie?

sorry Guinness. You know the dark beer that has less calories than Coors Light.

This was a nice deflection, but I think I might be able to use it once a year at best.



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Old 05-24-2012, 11:47 AM
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wouldnt that be Guinnies? or is that offensive to the i-talians?
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Old 05-24-2012, 05:51 PM
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Call it a quits, dude.

Hide yer salami.

Hide yer cash.

Hide yer booze.



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Old 05-25-2012, 06:39 AM
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Call it a quits, dude.

Hide yer salami.

Hide yer cash.

Hide yer booze.
yea I think its time, but Ill miss you guys.

you can always email me at earl@fuckyoumyman.com

Good knowing you guys. See you later. The BBMB was here for me when people I thought were my friend had stabbed me in the back and started attacking my wife, but I think I'm over it now. It only took 5 years. Even though you don't know it you might just be my best friend, thinks BBMB.

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Old 05-25-2012, 09:02 AM
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What just happened?
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Old 05-25-2012, 10:40 AM
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I don't understand what just happened.


I'll play myself out.
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:43 PM
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Again I give a begrudging "congratulations?"
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:46 PM
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Yeah, what is happened?



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Old 05-25-2012, 10:01 PM
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Is it still,

"If it weren't for grudge fucking there would be no fucking whatsoever"?



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Old 05-26-2012, 10:46 AM
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call 'em gunnies.. it's fine with me dude
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Old 05-26-2012, 11:00 AM
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abbot!



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Old 05-27-2012, 03:12 AM
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ABBOTT!



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Old 05-28-2012, 08:15 AM
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Abbottt!



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Old 05-28-2012, 10:25 AM
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:37 PM
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you know I love you guys. Ill see you around. Im just to emotional. I just go through these highs and lows. WTF.

I want to stay away but I just can't. I want to act like I m not here, but I can't.



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