Favourite Beastie Boys Lyrics

[Betty_808]

by far...the ones in my signature from professor booty!

[Base42]

well I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce
I got the rhyme and reason, but got no cause
well if you're hot-to-trot, and if you're slicker than grease
I got news for y'all crews: you be suckin' like a leech
--MCA--So What'cha Want

[the finkasaurus]

Groggy yed and fried and I'm headin for the staion
D-train ride, Coney Island vacation

[im_country_mike]

"I'm the king of Boogle, the instant higher
I get 11 point for the word Quagmire"
PUTTING SHAME IN YOUR GAME

"We be kicking bass, all up in your face
When it comes to bass well I'm the rythem ace"
UNITE

"I kick it root down, I put my boot down
and if you wanna battle me I'm puttin loot down"
ROOT DOWN

[stillill]

"You look a little chilly, can I get you a shawl?"

"Not walking around looking to get you cake, the D is for Diamond and it's not for Drake's"

"Like Walt Disney, he's frozen"-Mike D's delivery really sells it

"You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You Would Think I'm From Paris"

"Went to the prom wore the fly blue rental"

"Keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic"

"Droppin' science like Galileo dropped the orange"

obviously my sig too

[themikedee]

How about this......
Yo Paul this is Allan and you can kiss my ass...blurp..I'm no interested in you anyhow...I'm just interested in the B-boys...so *&^* you my man

Or
My favorite New York Knick is Hawthorne Wingo...

[Stikky]

i was putting out albums when you were sucking your moms dick

[Brass Honkey]

"I'm like Sam the butcher bringin' Alice the meat" -So Watcha Want

[RadicallyPoetic]

if i played geetar id be Jimmy Page, the girlies i like, are under-age...

[RadicallyPoetic]

time and money for girls covered in honey, will i aspire,to be as stunning...

ooh, and the egg must dash

[bodhis3mta3]

"We got the bottle, you got the cup, cum on everybody let's get...." fucked UP!!!

Every single line on Paul's...how could you not?

"I'm bad-ass, move yer fat ass cuz you're wack, son. Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson"

"I been werkin on my game, cuz life is taxin. Gotta get it together and see what's hap'nin"

"Are these three fools back at it again?"

"Son, you better listen, stuck in yer ass is an electrician"

I mean, just right off the top of my head....

[Lindz2021]

"Now on and on and on and on
I can't stop y'all, 'til the early morn'
So rock rock yall tick tock yall
To the beat yall
'Cmon and rock yall
I give thanks for inspiration
It guides my mind along the way"

"Shazam! Freeeeeeeaaaak out with the genie!!!!"

"So put a quarter in your ass 'cause you played yourself"

"Mowin' down MC's like we're mowin' the lawn"

[AdrocksMyBody]

Riddle me this brother can you handle it
Your style to my style you can't hold a candle to it
Equinox symmetry and the balance is right
Smokin' and drinkin' on a Tuesday night
It's not how you play the game it's how you win it
I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic
For those about to rock we salute you
The dirty thoughts for dirty minds we contribute to
I once was lost but now I'm found
The music washes over and you're one with the sound
Who shall inherit the earth the meek shall
And yo, I think I'm starting to peak now Al
And then the man upstairs well I hope that he cares
If I had a penny for my thoughts I'd be a millionaire
We're just 3 M.C.'s and we're on the go

[jdawg77]

Adrock: intergalactic "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"

[AdrocksMyBody]

Originally Posted by wints

...Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego! Yeah, that one is just brilliant, isn't it?

Yep!

[loose_endz]

ohhh...so many...

"running from the law, the press and the parents...is your name Michael Diamond...naw mine's Clarence"- Shake your Rump

"looking down the barrel of a gun, sun of a gun, son of a bitch gettin paid, gettin rich"- Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun

"what the Helen of Troy is that?!" -Triple Trouble

"i'm the King of the ave. and i'm the King of the block, well i'm MCA, and i'm the King Adrock"- The New Style

there are more, but i don't wanna bore u guys

[BMK]

"Well I'm That Kid In The Corner
All Fucked Up And I Wanna' So I'm Gonna" -Sure Shot

... and the lyrics of She's Crafty and Time To Get Ill

[brianavalentino]

Originally Posted by jdawg77

Adrock: intergalactic "I like my sugar with coffee and cream"

That's mine too!
I also like "She's the cheese and I'm the macaroni"

[Beckalina]

"If you think that you're slick, then catch a brick y'all"
Pass the mic
"Ooh my my I am really not feeling it, Ooh my my somethings really wrong"
can't, won't, don't stop
"I am as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce"
so whatcha want

[titou lapraline]

"Oh mais oui,
you can catch me at Jon Vie with a pastry.
Ceci cela, oh n'est-ce pas.
Qu' est-ce que c'est le brouhaha?"

[happy.ness]

Stuck in your ass is an electrician
That's it that's all that's all there is
twenty questions + my sig...

[Lindsey_1535]

Originally Posted by Brass Honkey

"I'm like Sam the butcher bringin' Alice the meat" -So Watcha Want

isn't that from shake your rump

[danielladrock24]

"sweet and sour like a tangerine
Fresh like a box of Krispy Kreme"

gotta love it.

[fowley]

drive by eggins plaguing LA!
'yo they just caught my little cousin outside man' - not strictly a lyric since its a sample

cant forget the sounds of science,

'droppin science like galileo dropped the orange'

thats a classic in the physics department in college, however not sure if he dropped an orange tho. but it doesnt matter the point is.. well is there a point?

[instigator7022]

"Why'd you throw that chair at geraldo riviera man?"

"Roses are red voilets are blue I've got my barrel at your neck so what the fuck you gonna do?"

"girl walked by gave me the eye reached into the locker and i grabbed the spanishfly"


In all actuality thobevery word that comes out of their mouths is a good lyric.

[laurie_hammy]

TOO MANY TO LIKE LOL, but at the moment my fav lyrics are from "oh word",

"ay yo yo what the schnitzel we back BACK
shits gettin duller and duller and thats a fact FACT
I dont I DONT care what ya heard HEARD
Care what ya seen SEEN
I swear it wasnt me in bear magzine ZINE

[beastiegirrl101]

"Yo' suckers write me checks and then they bounce so I reach into my pocket for the fresh amount"

Now I gotta keep it goin keep it goin full stream to sweet to be sour to nice to be mean....

Now I'm Adrock and I shock and I tic and I toc and I can't stop with the body rock....

XOXO

[sammie_girlie]

wow! i have so many lol so im just gonna put one otherwise i wont be able to stop.

"with two black eyes ur girl aint that pretty, why u gotta beat that brat with a bat, why u wanna treat ur girl like that"

[jahlaundromat]

This is such a great thread... but I can't believe nobody said:

"If its gonna be that kinda party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!" -BBoys Making with the Freak Freak

[Praying Mantis]

LIve in Glasgow - Shake Your Rump

......nah Skip it

MCA - Play Croquet, hit the ball through the wicket