do girls look at porn?

[Jitters]

Originally Posted by abcdefz

Anyway, one guy who got fucked by a horse bled to death.

That is easily the most messed up thing I've read/heard all day.

[Lyman Zerga]

Originally Posted by Jitters

That is easily the most messed up thing I've read/heard all day.

imagine you had to go to his funeral

i know i would laugh tears even if this happened to my dad

[insertnamehere]

i've actually seen part of the video of that guy...

uh...

yeah...


i didn't enjoy it. if that's what you're thinking.

[Jitters]

There's an actual video of that crap? The horror......

[Kid Presentable]

The person who bled to death was a woman I think. In any case, the one horse on human encounter I saw, they had a big black blanket of the woman barring the business entry so the horse would be all "Cooter lol" and not see the person or some shit. There was also that German Shepherd one going around. I mean, how does a person justify that? It's not degrading to people, it's downright deplorable in any case, but kind of hilarious in a "This is our planet" way. We're sooo amazing.

[Jitters]

This thread is quickly turning into beastiality. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[insertnamehere]

i mean the dude must feel pretty good about tlaking to me to tell me shit like that right? tgats how i see it. although i think bestiality is really gross, and i'm really into porn...

[funk63]

Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga

hahahahahaahaha!



i think having sex with male animals is ohkay cause you sure KNOW it when they are horny and ready to fuck and it looks like they are having fun but female animals dont even got clits so it's quite wrong to nail them

im sorry for small animals like turtles who get fucked by humans while a cow doesnt even notice it when you lay her a pipe

but why am i even tell you that!

If a female turtle didnt want sex she could easily just hide in her shell right? right. my conscious is clean.

[cubsfirstplace]

Originally Posted by insertnamehere

www.redtube.com/####

where ####, type in a random 4-digit number from something, and see what turns up

ahh, ill have to try that

[insertnamehere]

be warned.... ive gotten a lot of tranny porn/shemales/gay gangbangs

my favorite was titles something like "woman making strange noises". what a great title. and she WAS making strange noises.

[-T-]

Last year some guy in the area got busted for fucking road kill. I guess some people at a house near by saw him sticking it in a dead deer. The cops came and the guy admited it was a normal thing for himt o do.

[Waus]

Originally Posted by abcdefz

I think it's illegal pretty much everywhere...

Not in Florida.

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=...on-winds-down/

[abcdefz]

There you go.

I wonder if the Zoo folks moved there.

[Kid Presentable]

Dude at my high scool purportedly put cat food on his old-fella ('Whiskas' brand cat food) and enticed his cat to lick it off. A female friend of the wife's and mine said it's no wonder, since you can always see a cat's arsehole

[mate_spawn_die]

Originally Posted by -T-

Last year some guy in the area got busted for fucking road kill. I guess some people at a house near by saw him sticking it in a dead deer. The cops came and the guy admited it was a normal thing for himt o do.

thanks for the laugh!

[Jitters]

Also Of Interest

Bestiality: Still legal in Florida

The system works!

[AceFace]

it's quittin' time and i'm going home to look at porn! have a good weekend everyone!

[insertnamehere]

Originally Posted by Kid Presentable

Dude at my high scool purportedly put cat food on his old-fella ('Whiskas' brand cat food) and enticed his cat to lick it off. A female friend of the wife's and mine said it's no wonder, since you can always see a cat's arsehole

but cat tongues are scratchy

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by insertnamehere

be warned.... ive gotten a lot of tranny porn/shemales/gay gangbangs

I know this stuff is totally subjective, but... what's attractive about this stuff? It's so innately disgusting to me that I don't get it.

One of my best friends had some shemale stuff in his browser history and I never said anything about it, but wound up losing touch with him
after that. I never understood it.

He had asked me to work on his computer, by the way -- I wasn't nosing around. And he was standing right there in the room with me,
so it was awkward to say the least.

[insertnamehere]

Maybe if you're bi, it's like the best of both worlds? I dunno. I'm not into it. I've seen it, but usually when I see things like that (or beastiality, or whatever else) it's either not my fault that it's there and I'm seeing it... well, it's never my fault at first that it's there and I'm seeing it, but then I might look/watch at a little more just out of a sense of curiosity and like, confusion/bewilderment. I don't know if those are even the right words, but you know, like

[YoungRemy]

the horse guy- it was a dude named "Mr Hands"- just google it

the movie about him is ZOO
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0874423/


if you watch it, make sure to tape a reaction video

[insertnamehere]

Actually I think a lot of people look it up because they know it's out there and need to see for themselves. Not that they particularly want to, but they do it anyway. Think 2girls1 cup. Nobody want's to see that, but god knows how many people went out of their way to watch it.

This reminds me of a quote from Clerks II that I can't remember verbatim, but it was to the effect of what's the point of having an internet connection if you're not gonna look at weird shit.

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by insertnamehere

Maybe if you're bi, it's like the best of both worlds? I dunno. I'm not into it. I've seen it, but usually when I see things like that (or beastiality, or whatever else) it's either not my fault that it's there and I'm seeing it... well, it's never my fault at first that it's there and I'm seeing it, but then I might look/watch at a little more just out of a sense of curiosity and like, confusion/bewilderment. I don't know if those are even the right words, but you know, like

ahhhhhh... okay, I see. I misunderstood. I thought it was, like, something you sought out for pleasure.

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by insertnamehere

Actually I think a lot of people look it up because they know it's out there and need to see for themselves. Not that they particularly want to, but they do it anyway. Think 2girls1 cup. Nobody want's to see that, but god knows how many people went out of their way to watch it.

Yeah, see, I still haven't had te desire to check that stuff out. Some things you know you don't want to see, and there are some things
you can never unsee.

[AceFace]

ok. i've told you guys that sometimes i dream i have a penis, right?
if not read this part of my blogggggieee.

http://mysweetdreamsaremadeofthis.bl...nis-dream.html

so that tranny porn, even though it doesn't really turn me on, i get fascinated if i come across it b/c it makes me think of my penis dreams.

[Lyman Zerga]

the only porn i didnt see yet is that 2 girls 1 cup crap lol, tentacle rape, and preggies sex


preggie porn now really is wrong

[cookiepuss]

Originally Posted by Lyman Zerga

preggie porn now really is wrong

Why? I hear pregnant sex is off the charts hot and stuff.

and besides maybe horny pregnant women want to see other ladies doing it with big fat bellies. I'm thinking couples who are having a baby might like to watch preggie porn.

[bigblu89]

I don't mind preggy sex, but I don't think I'd enjoy preggy porn.

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah nothing wrong with having sex with a pregant woman (i hope)
but it's kinda sick having sex with her when youre not the father of the baby and even sicker being a pregnant in porn

pregnant women = all mothery = acting in porn = wrong

[RobMoney$]

Originally Posted by Kid Presentable

Dude at my high scool purportedly put cat food on his old-fella ('Whiskas' brand cat food) and enticed his cat to lick it off. A female friend of the wife's and mine said it's no wonder, since you can always see a cat's arsehole

Pftahahaha...

It was a girl who put Peanut Butter on her vag and had the German Sheppard lick it off in my neighborhood.