The Family Album

[Rock]

Originally Posted by roosta

cookiepuss is hot

Yeah....I'd throw her the D.

[cosmo105]

me and my niece

my little sister and her poppin/lockin

i'm somehow related to this kid and he's great

steger was throwin rocks

my pride and joy

[mickill]

Nice ball, cos.

Good thing Steger wasn't wearing a thong that day.

[cosmo105]

believe it or not, that's not boxers. his ass is actually that red. he's 1/16th baboon.


thanks, mike. i got it as a gift when i was 16. isn't she pretty?

[cosmo105]

Marty. see the inscription underneath "ebonite"? i should have made it the Beastie Ball...oh well.

[DandyFop]

I am never having children because there's no way they will turn out as cute as any of the ones posted recently. NO DAMN WAY.

Cosmo screw you and your always cute hair

p.s. here's my sunday night

Booze


LoTR Risk


Our version of Guess Who? (asking questions like "Does your person look like a Nazi sympathizer?")


p.p.s. I lost Risk though my empire was mighty for most of the game, but it's okay cause I got laid a few hours later - not by any of the people in these photos though.

[tracky]

Originally Posted by DandyFop

not by any of the people in these photos though.

there's only 1 person in those photos.... and a game of Guess Who... a 2 player game...

[synch]

Yeah, noticed that too. I decided she must have been talking about the nazi sympathizer.

[jabumbo]

lord of the rings risk sucks mightely compared to regular risk. they put in too many crappy rules

[Hiebz]

Originally Posted by cosmo105

my pride and joy

that makes me think of cosmo bowling! I suppose from now on that's what will come to mind when I go

[skinnybutphat]

There are some incredibly cute children on this board.

[skinnybutphat]

Maybe when I move to Canada Mickill and I can arrange a marriage and our offspring's offspring will be the ultimate baby.








He likes the idea.

[skinnybutphat]

I call him Two tooth Tony sometimes.















But I don't wanna be the Pirate.

[mickill]

Originally Posted by skinnybutphat

Maybe when I move to Canada Mickill and I can arrange a marriage and our offspring's offspring will be the ultimate baby.

You'd better speed things along, man. The wife's already got her hanging around this 8 month old named Truman. I don't want my daughter dating no Truman. Not that they're in any way "dating". But I don't like it. I don't know this dude.

Let's make it happen.

[hpdrifter]

Are you gonna be one of those scary dads that intimidates all of the boys that wanna date their daughter?

I think dads like that are so cool.

[skinnybutphat]

Originally Posted by cmute rhyme

Awesome kid, makes me miss Noah when he was a baby. Again, totally awesome kid.

Thanks

Originally Posted by mickill

You'd better speed things along, man.know this dude.

Let's make it happen.

Don't pressure us man, this cute lil' Mexican girl was all on his shit at Babies 'R' Us the other day.

[DandyFop]

Originally Posted by tracky

there's only 1 person in those photos.... and a game of Guess Who... a 2 player game...

oh right...I forgot I didn't post any with my other friends. We teamed up for Guess Who?

and jamumbo, LoTR Risk is really awesome once you figure it all out. Plus it doesn't last for eternity like regular Risk because the game ends once the ring travels to that one place...with the fire and the like.

[mickill]

Originally Posted by hpdrifter

Are you gonna be one of those scary dads that intimidates all of the boys that wanna date their daughter?

I think dads like that are so cool.

Most definitely. I'm talking, "Hey, nice to meet you. Come in. Mind if I ask you a few questions? No? Good. Have a seat. Don't mind the bright light in your face. What? This? Oh, it's just an old polygraph. Don't worry about it, just fill out these forms...and... initial here, here and...here and sign your name at the bottom. It just says you've willfully consented to have your urine tested for any impurities blah blah blah...and I'll just need to see two forms of ID aaaand your drivers abstract and we can get started. Once we're done here, you're free to go home. And you should hear back from me in 2 to 3 weeks."

[Qdrop]

Originally Posted by mickill

Most definitely. I'm talking, "Hey, nice to meet you. Come in. Mind if I ask you a few questions? No? Good. Have a seat. Don't mind the bright light in your face. What? This? Oh, it's just an old polygraph. Don't worry about it, just fill out these forms...and... initial here, here and...here and sign your name at the bottom. It just says you've willfully consented to have your urine tested for any impurities blah blah blah...and I'll just need to see two forms of ID aaaand your drivers abstract and we can get started. Once we're done here, you're free to go home. And you should hear back from me in 2 to 3 weeks."

see, that's just too much work.

i just invite the boy in, point to my shotgun on the wall.....and say "i have lots of ammo, a shovel, and plenty of land out back. they'd never find you body. have a nice night".

[hpdrifter]

Awwww. That's precious.

Kinda scary (both of you) but I'd be lying if I said I didn't wish my dad had been like that. And that I don't hope the father of my daughters will be like that.

[cosmo105]

my great-grandpa made my grandfather take an IQ test before he allowed him to date my grandmother. he was only half-kidding around with it.

[cosmo105]

Originally Posted by skinnybutphat

AWWWWWW!


p.s. thankles dandy, it's way too friggin long right now though

[beastiegirrl101]

^is that a Tommy Bahama onsie?

[Tzar]

Originally Posted by Knuckles

vicious legs+feet

[tracky]

haha n1


he fitted perfect

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by Ms Crafty

nice pics everyone i love the babies in particular


mike and Q, reading what you guys have just posted makes me think of my dad. when i was about 14-15 i brought one of my class mates back to mine once. i didn't fancy him or anything like that, we were just friends cos we's been in the same class for all our classes together for 2 or 3 years and in certain classes together for another 2 years after that. we were in my garden and i made us both a cup of tea, then i sat on my swing and he sat on the patio. then my dad comes home looks at us then walks straight past us and called me into the house and has a fit because i brought a boy home and made him a cup of tea too!

needless to say that friend of mine never ever came back to mine again

Oh my god that sucks. Why would a parent want to discourage their child from making friends with the opposite sex? That's just weird to me. I bring girls back to my house on a regular basis and we fuck and make as much noise as we want, and my mum doesn't say shit, never has. It's not like it hurts anyone else is it?

[tracky]

Plus it's a bit different for girls. I mean if it was his son he'd probably be calling him in for a high-five. Personally, my dad was not like that at all. I don't think we have ever once discussed women. It's not that we have a bad relationship, we just don't talk about that. We probably should've, but i have the feeling he doesn't have a lot to offer in the way of advice

[Tzar]

Originally Posted by tracky

haha n1


he fitted perfect

HAHAHA! i was gonna give this a go but the effort wasn't there.

[tracky]

i figured as much

[Knuckles]

Look out for mosh-toddler!