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don't bang that girl...cause I'm not sure she's always been a girl if ya knows what I mean.
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is she available? i mean, i could really use some help sanding this shoe rack i just got, or opening some jars.
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Geeyeeeah! That's a rubber snake my son forgot to pick up. Is that a real Rick James Greatest Hits cassette tape? My homeboy Lando has been incarcerated in 13 galaxies. Ladies... What can I say? They love me. |
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Then I'd put you in the block. Allow some of the "special" inmates come and have visits with ya. I mean, dude, if you're so hardcore. Why don't you take a trip to Fallujah wit me? I may go again. It may be in about a year but damn. Tough talking jail serving punk like you would look great strapped on the hood of my Suburban to test for some I.E.Ds. Oh, and what's the use for a civilian bullet proof Hummer? What the fuck are you cowarding from? Man, I fucking drove through Ramadi in a freakin standard issue, no armored military issued hummer. Ramadi man, where fucking I.E.Ds are sold like crack. Any minute and you'll turn to pink mist but shit, all it took was some hardcore music and the company of my buddies to pass that time by. Fuckin poser. Go ahead and get yourself in the slammer again. I may just have to become a C.O. again. |
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hahahaha oh man, this is so good
reminds me of OG Loc from san andreas: "I'M GANGSTA!" oi eric, they had this news report on an aussie merc in iraq; shit's hardcore but he makes $10,000AUD a month.... A MONTH! that's big money - you can buy 2! fully gangsta OG stylez hip hop chains wid that, nigga!
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I'm just glad that I didn't go with the wrong attitude. Shit, come to think of it, I can probably buy 8 bullet proof hummers fully equiped with gold chains AND some Slimmes, I mean, Slimms with golden chains to go with it. I'll have to put him to work and all. Polishing off the KIAs from the grill of them. |
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Me trying to not look too awkward wearing a tiara, sash and badge which all FLASHED in a bar at the end of Tottenham Court Road last night. Oh yeah, the cake was fecking ace. And they played Triple Trouble about 5 minutes after I arrived. Which was brilliant as a journey which normally takes 40 minutes took about 3 hours due to the end of the world weather conditions.
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and knuckles bless god
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yes!
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Yum.
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Black people lost.
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