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Old 02-28-2008, 02:27 PM
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Just curious. Would anyone here with a crush actually sleep with their crush if they had the chance?
Yeah, like all these girls are all "Oh Man, what I wouldn't do to that guy". But if out of the blue the guy that plays House walked up to you and were like "Lets go back to my place and how 'bout you give me a blowjob." You'd all be grossed out and say no.

But if someone like Salma Hayek walked up to me out of the blue, and said "Let's go back to my place, and you can lick every inch of my body." I'd be flattered, and take her up on her offer.

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Old 02-28-2008, 03:00 PM
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:00 PM
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:14 PM
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But if out of the blue the guy that plays House walked up to you and were like "Lets go back to my place and how 'bout you give me a blowjob." You'd all be grossed out and say no.
Well if he said it like that I'd slap him and call him a pig.

But if he was just normal about it, like we met, we talked, we liked each other, we had a drink or two, went back to his hotel room.

Then f**k yeah.



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Old 02-28-2008, 04:22 PM
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Well if he said it like that I'd slap him and call him a pig.

But if he was just normal about it, like we met, we talked, we liked each other, we had a drink or two, went back to his hotel room.

Then f**k yeah.
Well that could be the case with any decent, good looking guy, no?

Or would the normal "non-famous" guy still have to earn his way into you pants, while the hollywood-crush guys get the pass b/c they're famous?

I think this is getting into one of those "Men/Mars, Women/Venus" discussions that is too intelligent for my simple brain.
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:41 PM
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Honest? The Hollywood guy probably has an advantage because he's famous.

If he were a dick to me famous or not he's getting no love. I don't know what you mean by "earn his way" but I'd expect it to be like any other time I've met someone that I was attracted to out at a pub or something. You eye each other across the room, one of you makes your way over, a conversation is started, etc.

If I met two guys, a famous one that I have a crush on and a non famous one that I was just attracted to I'd probably be more likely to have a one night stand with the famous one.

If I were single.

I'm just being honest.



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Old 02-28-2008, 05:03 PM
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And I appreciate that honesty. Not many girls would admit that.
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Old 02-28-2008, 05:08 PM
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I'm probably gonna get slammed now. I'm kinda glad Qdrop isn't around anymore to see that and call me a cum dumpster or whatever he said to tulla that one time. Gross.

C'mon, is it really that different? If a dude got to sleep with a famous actress or model everyone would be high fiving!



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Old 02-28-2008, 06:27 PM
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psh that wasn't for talking about one night stands, that was because she was all "i want two guys to do me at once! now give me attention!"
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:33 PM
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but seriously ^ the pants and the sweatshirt are basically his uniform.
I swooned when cameoed on the 24-hour Human Giant marathon in slacks, a sweater, and a tie, just like a young, precious Mr. Rogers.

COMMENCE HEART-MELTING.

I actually think there might be a little too much sexy happening in that video.



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Old 02-28-2008, 07:47 PM
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psh that wasn't for talking about one night stands, that was because she was all "i want two guys to do me at once! now give me attention!"
Woah, Yetra. I haven't seen you in forever. Of course, I haven't been here in forever.

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Old 02-28-2008, 07:49 PM
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good and bad actually
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Old 02-29-2008, 12:53 PM
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Well hopefully more good than bad. I know its probably very different but hopefully that's the fun part.

My sis lives in NYC, lemme know if you'd like to meet her. She's kind of a hippie but in a good way.



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Old 02-29-2008, 06:27 PM
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Old 02-29-2008, 09:17 PM
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Just curious. Would anyone here with a crush actually sleep with their crush if they had the chance?
helllllll yes. no hesitation.



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she is one hell of a proper whore
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YES!

except not when she looked like this


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Old 03-06-2008, 03:39 PM
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Woah, she looks hella skinny in that pic. Cate, what happened?

Also, I think if I could choose anyone in the world to look like it would probably be Kim Kardashian. I wonder what its like to be born that beautiful.



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Old 03-06-2008, 03:42 PM
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I actually think there might be a little too much sexy happening in that video.
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Old 03-06-2008, 04:28 PM
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I hate to say it but that guy from Dirty Jobs reminds me of this man...




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Old 03-06-2008, 05:23 PM
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haha, it's like his less-attractive and less-suave brother.

I used to like those movies a lot as a kid though, so, maybe it's subconscious.



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I'm sure both of these are probably already posted in here somewhere, but...



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Old 03-08-2008, 09:24 PM
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ohh deeear.

but yeah i hate that the whole "quirky" "outsider" "alternative" thing gets pinned on her. sucks.



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she is one hell of a proper whore

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Old 03-09-2008, 07:11 PM
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ohh deeear.

but yeah i hate that the whole "quirky" "outsider" "alternative" thing gets pinned on her. sucks.
goddamn linking bullshit. whatever. ELLEN PAGE IS PRETTY.



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please marry me....
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