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Old 03-12-2007, 04:47 PM
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has he been saving it for a huge hamburger or something? you're going to have to be more specific.


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Old 03-12-2007, 06:43 PM
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josh homme's a handsome motherfucker. It doesn't hurt that he's 6'5" and a rockstar though.
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Old 03-12-2007, 06:45 PM
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Wow, girls are weird sometimes. That is one unattractive thug.
no way!


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Old 03-12-2007, 08:13 PM
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Wow, girls are weird sometimes. That is one unattractive thug.
fuck going for some generically hot guy.

talent wins hot points, and he just has this air about him.... he's incredibly charismatic. he's a successful father with a hot lady and an awesome voice. he's a little suave. i love him.



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Old 03-12-2007, 08:17 PM
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Old 03-12-2007, 08:41 PM
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no, he has a really big pickle.
And he can do a countdown from 10 to 1 and cum right when he gets to 1. It's quite impressive.

And queen_adrock, good call on Hugh Laurie. GET OUTTA MY HEAD AND OFF MY SCREEN NAME!


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Old 03-13-2007, 11:59 AM
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Old 03-13-2007, 12:02 PM
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...that's another one I just don't get.


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Old 03-13-2007, 12:02 PM
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:53 PM
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...that's another one I just don't get.
Me neither. I mean, Hugh is a funny guy, a great actor and a fantastic musician but I don't get it why all these young american girls want to have teh sex0rz with him.
You should all watch him in 'A Bit Of Fry & Laurie' where he tells us all he had his first kiss with Lucy, his Grandfather's dog. Or as Prince George in Blackadder who couldn't even put his trousers on properly.
Really, after seeing that the words Hugh Laurie and Sex will never appear in your head at the same time again.
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Old 03-13-2007, 02:55 PM
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It's his use of the word "thicky".


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Old 03-13-2007, 03:29 PM
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ugh. josh homme looks like a spiced butt sausage bucket.


jesse hughes, on the other hand...





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Old 03-13-2007, 03:30 PM
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touch me cosmo, down there


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don't be so vague, i'm slow on the uptake


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Old 03-13-2007, 03:33 PM
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nah he looks like walrus guy from mythbusters


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Old 03-13-2007, 03:33 PM
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NO HE DOES NOT, HIS HEAD IS NOT SPHERICAL LIKE JAMIE'S. his mustache is way sexier too.


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Old 03-13-2007, 03:35 PM
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he's totally related to the hynie-man


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Old 03-13-2007, 04:41 PM
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Me neither. I mean, Hugh is a funny guy, a great actor and a fantastic musician but I don't get it why all these young american girls want to have teh sex0rz with him.
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meh, it's not hugh laurie that they love. it's House. It's the grumpy, crippled doctor stihick.


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Old 03-13-2007, 04:51 PM
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:57 PM
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Old 03-13-2007, 05:59 PM
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I'd hit that all night long.
I would. haaa *cough


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Old 03-14-2007, 01:13 AM
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Oh, Stacey Keibler! Your height allows easier access to smack it up, flip it, rub it down. Women!


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Old 03-14-2007, 01:39 AM
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nah he looks like walrus guy from mythbusters
i was just about to say that!!!

you have him cosmo, i'll have josh.


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Old 03-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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she looks like one of those gross wrestler chicks


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Old 03-14-2007, 02:30 AM
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she'd be a million times better if she didn't overpluck her eyebrows
maybe needs a fringe too to hide the oversized forehead.

who is she anyway?


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Old 03-14-2007, 02:58 AM
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I think she's a wrestler chick, but shit, I would.


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Old 03-14-2007, 03:15 AM
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wrestling blows, i don't see why its so popular.
i guess i like soap operas so its kind of the same thing?


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Old 03-14-2007, 04:54 PM
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paolo. stop it. stop singing in an adorable scottish accent, even though i don't really like your music.
also, stop being four years younger than me. can we arrange something? i'll lick your torso. kthanx.
i know your family own a chip shop in paisley. i like me some chips! see? perfect.


she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say

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Old 03-14-2007, 06:23 PM
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i became a blubbering idiot in front of him


thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 03-14-2007, 06:24 PM
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thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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