I have a crush.

[beastieboysbaby]

i have crushes on older men.....can't help it!

[kll]

Originally Posted by kleptomaniac

what old dudes? you better not have been including my yauch in that...he's too sexy to be old, mmkay?

and i don't like high school musical...

and those pics of gary oldman are from the 90's when he was in his 30's and terribly cute, that's not old, man. :P

so yeah, i have crushes on older guys, get over it!!!



♥!!!

can i ask if your crush was originally based on an old pic of yauch or did you start crushing on him after seeing him on tt5b?

[kleptomaniac]

Originally Posted by kll

can i ask if your crush was originally based on an old pic of yauch or did you start crushing on him after seeing him on tt5b?

i don't think you really care. but it was during the tt5b era that i got into the beastie boys, and that's when i fell in love with him.

and cmute i hate chu!

[kll]

Originally Posted by kleptomaniac

i don't think you really care. but it was during the tt5b era that i got into the beastie boys, and that's when i fell in love with him.

and cmute i hate chu!

glad to see that you really can be a c-word. it all makes sense now. thanks for the honesty.

[kleptomaniac]

...what did i do?

[DipDipDive]

Originally Posted by kll

glad to see that you really can be a c-word.

Are you implying that you feel she can be a cunt?

Because it seems to me you were implying that she can engage in cunt-like behavior, and that she can be a bit of a cunt.

btw cunt.

[DipDipDive]

crotch?
cockroach?
cupcake?
chode?

Nah, you probably meant cunt.

[russhie]

^ ahahahaha

[TurdBerglar]

i want a cupcake

[kll]

nah, the c-word(s) i flipflop with using to essentially mean the same thing

crumb
curmudgeon

i use them a lot


the other word i leave to the queers to sing about. a lot.



http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showp...7&postcount=19

[mikizee]

Originally Posted by cookiepuss

that's why they called her "Hot Donna" at the radio station(on the show).

Holy shit

never knew she could look so good

[na§tee]

i have no idea who she is, but i am concerned about her lack of nipples.

[mikizee]

nipples shmipples

shes off that 70's show

[beastieboysbaby]

donna pinciotti (laura prepon)

[M.C. Guevera]

I know that I've mentioned her in the past, but seeing as how she sent me a handwritten letter thanking me for the presents that I sent her for her 18th birthday AND I won 2nd Place in her MySpace Contest, I'd just like to reiterate that my dream girl still is, for four years running now, Skye Sweetnam.

She's got a new album out, so I finally now have some new pictures of her to post. Yahoo!






And this picture is actually from 2004, but I'm gonna post it anyway because it's one of my favourite pictures of her.

[Yetra Flam]

why is she in the sea?

[TAL]

Because M.C. Guevera can't make her wet.

[M.C. Guevera]

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

why is she in the sea?

Because she's supposed to be a mermaid or something. I don't know. One thing that I should mention about her is that she's fucking weird. All the proof that you need is in the music video that she made *by herself* for her song called "Music Is My Boyfriend" (which, incase you're wondering is NOT that song that's in those iPod Touch commercials. That song is called "Music Is My Hot Hot Sex" by CSS). It's a great video, but it's kinda weird and so is the song.

Look, here's a picture of her wearing a dress riding a toy horse while standing on top of a bulldozer. I'm not making this up.



And she decorated a freaking BULLDOZER for a photoshoot that she did. A freaking bulldozer!



But she's the good kind of weird. Not the bad psycho killer kind of weird. Her weirdness makes her even hotter in my mind.

[na§tee]

OMFG she is ker-azy! wild!

[AceFace]

Originally Posted by na§tee

OMFG she is ker-azy! wild!

hahahaha. i swear you crack me up on a daily basis.

[TurdBerglar]

what's the point of her wearing all that dumb shit

[Yetra Flam]

because guys think its really hot?

i don't know do they?

[TurdBerglar]

i think it's nutty

[Yetra Flam]

I actually kinda like the pink crap in her hair. I wonder what that'd look like on me and how to do it.

[b i o n i c]

that decorated bulldozer is deep, man

[Yetra Flam]

i bet she makes art projects out of headless dolls

[b i o n i c]

while wearing three ballerina tutu's and false eyelashes...

that bulldozer is really deep, man

[cookiepuss]

Originally Posted by M.C. Guevera

And she decorated a freaking BULLDOZER for a photoshoot that she did. A freaking bulldozer!



But she's the good kind of weird. Not the bad psycho killer kind of weird. Her weirdness makes her even hotter in my mind.

Dude, she aint got nothin on Tank Girl!!!!



Tank Girl FTW!!!!!

[Waus]

Originally Posted by M.C. Guevera

Awfully close parody.

[M.C. Guevera]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

what's the point of her wearing all that dumb shit

She's always been like that man, ever since she debuted about 5 years ago (Jesus, has it REALLY been that long!?). She has a habit of wearing corsets OVER clothes and performing in lingerie...but she'll be wearing a shirt or a tanktop under the lingerie, thereby making the lingerie rather useless. And she likes to wear REALLY REALLY short skirts, but with tights underneath it or jeans so that you don't see anything.

I actually kinda like the pink crap in her hair. I wonder what that'd look like on me and how to do it.

I heard that she went to a hair salon to do it, at least that's what her friend said on her messageboard.

Dude, she aint got nothin on Tank Girl!!!!

That's actually where Skye got the idea to decorate the bulldozer from. She's a HUGE fan of Tank Girl. She says that the 1995 Tank Girl movie starring Lori Petty and Ice T is the best movie ever made. That and Grindhouse. She says that she wants to make a comic like Tank Girl and her official website is like a quasi-preview of said comic.

Hell, the music video for her first single off of her new album is essentinally a Tank Girl homage. [/cheap plug]

For her 18th birthday back in May of '06, I sent Skye two burnt CDs to her fan mail address; one was a copy of Quarashi's Xeneizes which I had lying around, and the other was this mix CD of Beastie Boys and Quarashi songs that I made specifically for her. Just a collection of songs that I figured she liked because she'll listen to anything once. I also wrote her a letter just telling her how I was a huge fan and that I always listen to her, nothing major. Oh, and I also sent her a birthday card because it was her birthday and all. I did it on a whim, I figured, "Eh, what do I got to lose?" I never thought that she would actually get it.

Fast forward to April of 2007. One day I'm on my computer, and my mom knocks on the door to my room. I open it and she says, "You got a letter." Then she held up the envelope, and I saw a Skye Sweetnam sticker on it and I knew immediatley that it was from her. I was freaking estactic. You wouldn't believe. I never thought that she would actually get my presents, let alone write me back. And it was HAND WRITTEN, not typed, HAND WRITTEN too. It didn't matter that it took about a year, the point was that she actually took some time out of her day to write me back and that was really cool of her to do. She thanked me for the CDs, the letter, and for being a fan of hers. Then she apologized for taking so long to write back, saying that she had a whole bunch of other fan mail piled up before she got to my presents. Then she wrote that her 18th birthday was great and that she was looking forward to her 19th. Then she signed it "Much Love, Skye Sweetnam xoxo".

I was VERY happy that day. Very much so. That was really nice and sweet and cool of her to do. It made it all worth it. She's got my support for sure! I've still got the letter in the envelope in my room on my computer desk.

And THEN, in November last year, she picked me as the 2nd Place Grand Prize winner in her MySpace Contest because I pretty much turned my profile into an advertisement for her new album. She sent me a message on MySpace telling me that I won. And then she ended up sending me a personally autographed copy of her new album (good thing too since my order of it from Amazon got CANCELLED! Fuckers. There's $50 down the drain.), an autographed copy of her "Tour E.P." which you could only buy if you saw her when she was the opening act for Kalan Porter and Faber Drive last year, 3 buttons, 6 stickers, and this drawing that she did that she used in the music video that she made by herself for her song "Music Is My Boyfriend". I've got all of that sitting on my computer desk too. I still haven't changed my profile, so my profile is still pretty much an advertisement for Skye Sweetnam's new album 6 months later.

And since this IS a Beastie Boys board, I think she's a Beastie Boys fan too, since I saw this picture that she took in her room for a Japanese magazine (she's really popular in Japan), and in the picture, there's some sort of Beastie Boys merchandise in the background, but I'm STILL not sure what it is. It looks like a Beastie Boys Board Game, but I don't think there ever was a Beastie Boys Board Game released, was there? I think maybe Skye saw the Beastie Boys wallpaper that I was using on my MySpace profile and that was how she picked me as the 2nd Place Grand Prize winner.