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Old 08-24-2011, 03:51 PM
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A couple had been married for 20 years. The husband had always insisted on switching the lights off when they had sex. The wife couldnt take this anymore, the next time they had sex, she flicked the lightswitch to see her husband holding a massive battery operated penis. "Why have you been doing this , all this time?" she yells.
The husband looks at her and says "I'll explain the sex toy when you explain the kids".



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give it time, we will go in wonderous directions. mainly calling people cunts.

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